parasitic son

Mrs. Yan An Yuan has always been a winner in life that everyone envies.She has a successful CEO husband, a pair of lively and lovely children under her knees, and her life is rich and worry-free.

In the eyes of others, she really has nothing to worry about.

But in fact, An Yuan has a lot of troubles.Although, they are all trivial matters.

Let's say she's trying to prove to a cat and a chicken that she's the head of the family.

An Yuan used to keep pets.The most recent time was a dog picked up by her husband Yan An many years ago.It took her a long time to recover from the death of the dog.She was a sensitive and rich person, and losing that dog hurt her as much as losing a family member.

Because of this, An Yuan never kept any pets again.She couldn't bear to part with another short-lived pet.But she didn't expect that her son Xiaozhen suddenly raised a chicken and a cat. The frequency of the increase in pets really made An Yuan a little unresponsive.

"Chicken? Why do you want to raise a chicken?" An Yuan was the first to question.The son's expression of taking it for granted made An Yuan wonder if she lacked some common sense.Why does the son raise a chicken? ?She thought her husband would be shocked along with her.But Yan An did not raise any objection to his son raising chickens.After An Yuan was depressed for a few days, her son brought back a cat. Compared with the chicken, the cat was much more normal. An Yuan comforted herself and accepted the fact.

Her husband Yan An accepted the good transfer to Rufeng, and immediately made an agreement with Xiaozhen in three chapters, one is to take care of the pet's diet, the other is not to bully or abuse animals, and the third is to keep clean and hygienic.An Yuan originally thought that Xiaozhen would seek help from her mother in a few days.She will then descend as an all-knowing and all-powerful mother, taking ownership of her two pets and worshiping her son.

But so many days have passed, Xiaozhen's two pets are still taking care of well, which makes the mother who is the head of the family feel lonely.

In particular, the chicken and the cat often ignored her.

Based on An Yuan's experience, as the mother of this family, she is undoubtedly the most important person in the family, and the dog will take the initiative to worship the head of the family with the highest status.The dog I raised before was very clingy to her.She misses the feeling of being needed.Therefore, when Xiaozhen brought back two pets in a row, An Yuan thought that she would quickly take these two pets under her command.

But now, she was completely, absolutely, ignored.

First of all, the cat, Xiao Zhen called it Mr. Cat, no cat would be called such a strange name.An Yuan immediately denied the name in her heart, and automatically named it Ami.This cat is very cute, with good fur, neither fat nor thin, agile figure, a pair of round eyes, and a fluffy belly.

An Yuan admitted that the first moment she saw the cat, she wanted to rub the cat's belly.But in order to maintain her mother's dignity, she did not immediately show her closeness to cats, but assumed the posture of a parent and explained a lot of reasoning about the cat's future hygiene problems.

The result is that the cat at home now detours when she sees her.

Why didn't you show your love for cats at that time?This made An Yuan, who couldn't handle cats now, beat her chest and stamp her feet.Her daughter Zhuzhu also likes to play with cats. At first, Anyuan could catch the cat, but now, she can't touch the cat at all!

An Yuan even suspected that the reason she could catch it at first was because the cat had made concessions in order to join the family, but now that it moved in, it simply didn't give her face at all.

And that stupid chicken.Makoto calls it Captain Madara.Leaving aside the stupid name, who would have a chicken at home?Who would keep chickens and cats together?An Yuan originally thought that she would see the tragedy of the cat eating the chicken, but she could get justice before the tragedy happened and put the chicken in a cage and put it in the garden.

The result is still nothing happened.Even An Yuan's most worrying mess didn't happen.Aunt Li said that the chicken never shit at home.

Aunt Li had a weird smile on her face when she said this, and An Yuan also noticed that Aunt Li often stared at the chicken.Probably this chicken has been arranged on Aunt Li's menu long ago, but it is too light to start with.

As An Yuan, who was full of disgust for the chicken from the beginning and waited for Xiao Zhen to give up, and then put the chicken in the pot on the day he gave up, she was of course happy to hear about this kind of thing.

At that time, she didn't expect that one day she would look at this chicken very pleasing to the eye.

Once when she was taking a nap, a chicken rushed in and screamed. An Yuan got up and saw that it was raining heavily outside.Chicken's reminder made her take back the dried fruit.

This chicken is quite smart, An Yuan thought at the time.

Afterwards, whenever a chicken appeared behind Xiaozhen's feet, or a bird's head emerged from the corner hat, An Yuan found it interesting and cute, and couldn't help but want to reach out and touch it.

But chickens, like cats, are wary of her.

She would often wander into Xiaozhen's room, and every time the cat would sit on Xiaozhen's table and the chicken would sit on the chair.An Yuan smiled and approached Xiaozhen holding fruit or other snacks, but before she could move her hand to touch the pet, the chicken and cat scattered.

Cats can't catch it, chickens can't touch it.This filled An Yuan with a sense of frustration.

Why, it's just two pets!

But the ambition of the head of the family will not be frustrated by this.An Yuan decided to start with diet. She collected a lot of cat food recommendations through the Internet, and ordered several cat food packages with the best reviews.She carefully investigated the chicken recipes, and planned the corn and pea set meal for the chicken.

Conquering the heart of the other party must first start from the stomach.Although she is not good at cooking, An Yuan firmly believes that cats and chickens are much easier to deal with than people.

She bought a cat bowl with a cute cat head printed on it, and a bird food bowl with a cute chicken printed on it. She poured her carefully selected cat food and chicken food into it, put it in a conspicuous place at home, and waited. Harvest the favor of cats and chickens.

A day passed and her cat bowl and bird bowl were completely ignored.The cat paced out of Xiaozhen's room, and walked past the cat bowl without looking sideways.And that chicken didn't pass by the chicken bowl at all.

The next day, An Yuan changed to new recipes of canned cat food and chicken food.This canned cat claims that no cat can resist its scent.The cat paced out of Makoto's room.An Yuan felt that if it wasn't for her dizziness, the cat seemed to have deliberately made a detour to avoid the cute cat bowl filled with fragrant canned cat food.The chicken never appeared at all.

On the third day, An Yuan upgraded the temptation food again.As a result, she didn't even see the shadow of the cat and the chicken.

An Yuan reconfirmed that the cat and the chicken were avoiding her at all.

An Yuan, who was hit hard, sat on the sofa depressed.Her phone beeped a few times for a message.She turned on her phone and saw that Xiaozhen's class parent group swiped another 99+ messages.She clicked to scroll up, and found that it was Xiaozhen's head teacher, Mr. Feng, who had posted a message that the summer vacation was coming to an end, and there would be an exam after school started, asking everyone to urge the children to get ready.Parents are chattering in the class group.

"It must be Liu Xingquan taking the first place again."

"It would be nice for our child to be as smart and eager to learn as Liu Xingquan. He knows how to play games all day long."

"Yes, yes, my family is too playful."

An Yuan clicked into the list of parents and looked, and saw that Luo Qingxi's profile picture was gray.She clicked into the message bar, typed a few words, and then deleted it.She looked at Luo Qingxi's profile picture boredly for a while, then threw the phone aside.

How did Liu Xingquan raise such an excellent child, An Yuan thought to herself.She knew everything about Liu Xingquan's father, Driver Liu, a simple and honest man who didn't fit in books, and his greatest pleasure was to drink some wine and play mahjong.Liu Xingquan was completely the opposite of his father, he was studious and intelligent, probably inherited Qingxi's strengths.

She thought of her son's grades again, and she couldn't help but silently prayed in her heart that Xiaozhen would work a little better, so that she wouldn't be publicly executed in the group after school started.An Yuan firmly believes that her son is first-class smart, but his mind is not on study.Her husband, Yan An, was one of the top three students in every grade, and she was admitted to a prestigious university by virtue of her own ability.

How could the child born by the two of them be stupid?

Yan An has never been strict with her children's studies, and neither is she.As long as the child's academic performance does not break through the lower limit to the bottom, it is within her tolerance.But the competition between the parents of the class on the bright side always made her a little uneasy.

After all, there is such a carefree and excellent child as Liu Xingquan, who would not envy as a parent?

Turning off the class group that upset her, she ran to the relatives and friends group to post another question: "How can I get the cat's favor?"

The group of relatives and friends suddenly became lively.

"You failed again?"

"God, are you still courting that cat?"

"Is that chicken still alive?"

This group of relatives and friends is composed of several of her girlfriends, the little sisters who will gather together for dinner and gossip when they have nothing to do.

Succulent and Mengmeng: "How many days have passed and you still haven't taken down that cat."

Tuantuanmao: "You are really too weak."

These two IDs are the most active girlfriends in Anyuan's attack on cats and chickens.Tuantuan Mao is a super cat lover. She not only raises cats herself, but also regularly feeds stray cats on the street. She is an active volunteer of the local non-governmental organization for the protection of stray animals.

An Yuan: "I think they are avoiding me."

"It's still in the stressful period." Tuantuanmao calmly analyzed it based on experience.

"I see that Ami and Xiaozhen are playing very well, and they are not stressed at all."

"Oh, that's why it hates you."

"..." An Yuan typed angrily, "As a cat breeder, please give me some useful advice."

In the end, Tuantuan Mao had to give her trump card—an imported ointment called Happy Cat.According to her description, as long as this ointment is squeezed a little, the fragrance will drive the cats in three rooms away crazy, losing all reason and rushing over.

An Yuan quickly cut out of the chat group to place an order.

Hope it works out this time.She got up to take out the two bowls of neglected cat food and chicken food and pour them out to the stray cats and dogs outside.Then, her nerves jumped.What is there in the house.

Suddenly, there was something new in the empty living room.In other words, whether it can still be called a thing in human language.

It was about as tall as a person, standing like a dense black mist in the middle of the living room.The surrounding air began to twist as if being oppressed, even the living room was surging.

what is this?

Psychedelic black mist flowed in all directions, and acrid white smoke corroded by acid solution rose from the floor.The black mist twisted, revealing a face.If that thing can be called a face.There was a huge blood-colored eyeball on it, and wet mucus dripped around the eyeball.Under the eyeballs, a huge mouth cracked open, and under the dry and rotten giant lips were countless disgusting tentacle-like tongue tips.

It squirted a mouthful of slime at her.

Hey?

An Yuan stared down blankly, her right hand melted like syrup in a high-temperature pot.The viscous brown liquid dripped onto the floor.

The bone made a sound of ■■■■.

She didn't feel any pain, probably because her brain had stalled because of this ridiculous scene.

An Yuan started screaming.

■■■■

She lost consciousness.

Just before her consciousness disappeared, she vaguely saw a cat jumping in front of her like lightning.

Mr. Cat stared at the foreign object in front of him and shook his tail.

The black mist of the foreign body spread in an instant, transforming into black limbs in an instant, attacking the cat.

If An Yuan was conscious at this moment, she would have seen a wonderful sight: the cat's dexterous body turned into white lines and jumped in the black mist.Human vision cannot capture such high-speed movement, and only afterimages will be left behind.

Dozens of black legs frantically chased the cat, and the cat flew up and down lightly.A cold light flickered.boom!boom!boom!The black leg exploded in the air, and acrid acid splashed on the floor.The foreign body's huge mouth was open, the tip of the tongue danced wildly, and more mucus was sprayed at the cat.

The air twisted at that moment, and a moment later the cat appeared above the black mist.

A golden light faintly appeared in the cat's body, gradually getting brighter.

"Law. ■■"

The bright light exploded above the head of the foreign object, and the black mist trembled.The foul-smelling slime dripped down, and the black mist materialized into a black carapace that fell off like withered bark.In the next moment, the foreign object was sucked in by the bright light.

The foreign body struggled to get rid of it.

"I managed to catch up to here." Mr. Mao whispered, "I really don't give up."

The foreign body gasped and sprayed mucus.Its viscous limbs waved wildly at Mr. Cat.

"Tell me, why did you find this place?"

The foreign body trembled, its exaggerated mouthparts trembled, and it made an out-of-tuned sound.

Mr. Cat probed its consciousness, and it felt a vague shadow, inarticulate screams, and a pungent stench. "Has the intellect been destroyed when it was transferred?" Mr. Cat whispered, "There is not even much residual consciousness left."

The foreign object stretched out a deformed limb, strangled the leg of the coffee table in the living room, and frantically tried to escape from the light.

"Since there is no intelligence anymore, there is no need to keep you."

The foreign body raised his head and saw the cat icily proclaiming to him: "You have hurt my landlord, and this is an unforgivable crime."

In the screams, the foreign body was crushed by the bright light into black smoke.

In the end, there was only one black leg still struggling. It trembled, resisted, and was swallowed by the light.

The cat landed lightly on the ground.

The living room was in a mess, with acrid white smoke rising from the floor.An Yuan fell to the ground unconscious, and her right hand had melted into flesh and blood.

Mr. Cat came to her side and observed her intact upper limbs.

Still a bit of a hassle to fix, he thought.Xiaozhen can't let Xiaozhen know about this.

Captain Madara flew in through the window.It just went to get acquainted with the surrounding birds, established its authority quite effectively, and was in the right mood.It landed on the windowsill.

Zhen's living room is as tidy as usual.

But the mother of Xiaozhen's host fell to the ground, as if she had fallen asleep.Mr. Cat squatted aside and licked his fur.

"What's up with her?"

Mr. Cat replied: "She was fainted by a running mouse."

"Rats? Humans are so fragile."

"You put her back on the bed first."

Captain Madara's claws began to change creakingly, and its feet became five times larger, stronger and more powerful.The chicken grabbed An Yuan and flew to the bedroom. "Is she trying to please us recently?"

"Thank you, Bumin, I don't want to be caught by her to pay tribute to Yan Zhu."

"Me too."

Mr. Cat turned his head and said, "You are different from me. I think she just wants to stew you in soup by flattering you."

"..."

An Yuan opened her eyes.She jerked her hand out and put it in front of her eyes.

Her right hand is fair and delicate, just like usual.An Yuan stared blankly for a while.Open your fingers and make a fist without any discomfort.This is her hand.Not a sticky slurry.

She was lying on the soft bed in the bedroom.

I'm asleep?

She jumped out of bed and walked gingerly to the living room.The living room is bright and tidy, with golden sunlight shining on the clean floor, and the translucent white gauze curtains fluttering slightly in the wind.Just like any sunny day before.

An Yuan rubbed her eyes, and decided to wash her face to wake up, she probably fell asleep.

the next day.The happy cat ointment An Yuan ordered has arrived.

Unscrew the cap, the ointment exudes a wonderful meaty aroma.Not to mention the cat, even she couldn't help swallowing.Now cats will love it.

She stirs the ointment with cooked chicken breast and pours it into the cat's bowl.After seeing Mr. Cat pacing out of Xiaozhen's room, she quickly put it on the cat's only path.

This time, we must succeed in the strategy!An Yuan took a breath and stared at the cat.

But the cat didn't continue to pace, but sat down and licked its fur slowly.An Yuan was not discouraged, and continued to focus on the cat.There was a sound from the entrance hall, and her husband Yan An came back.

Yan An looked puzzled at An Yuan who was squatting by the corner and staring at the cat with a serious face.He decided to pretend he didn't see anything.

Home is no different than usual.

Yan An sat down on the sofa, looked up and saw the bean sprouts on the windowsill swaying, and he saw mottled mosaic like video mosaic flickering on the bean sprouts.

Are you dazzled?

Yan An got up and walked towards Dou Miao.

The cat squatting in the distance licking its fur suddenly ran over and rubbed against his leg to block his way.

Yan An was surprised, this was the first time the cat in the family showed closeness to him.

The cat, which had been ignoring him, was rubbing against his leg.Yan An was flattered and carefully touched the cat with his foot.

The cat simply lay down and rolled on him.The chicken also flew over suddenly and stopped at his feet.

This is the first time ever.

Yan An turned his head and asked the dull An Yuan: "Do you want me to pet the cat and the chicken?"

An Yuan said angrily, "I don't know!!"