parasitic son

Facing the crisis of unsalable juice for Xiaozhen, Mr. Mao put forward his suggestion to Xiaozhen: "You can sell all the juice to me."

"Oh?"

"I can order my subordinates to purchase your juice for office drinks."

Xiaozhen said, "How much do you plan to pay?"

"15 credits a bottle."

Are you buying cabbage?Xiaozhen flatly refused: "A bottle of 150 credits meets my expectations."

"Well, why didn't you say you sold a bottle for 1500 credits? What illusion do you have about the daily expenses of the branch offices of the Eye of Supervisors in remote areas?"

"If you can, I think it's fine."

"If I approve a bottle of your juice with 1500 credits, in less than half an hour the Oversight Eye Chamber will receive hundreds of reports and impeachment requests against me."

"Has it affected your status?"

"If there are too many, it will be very troublesome. The internal faction struggle in the Eye of Overseer is very fierce. At present, there are at least three candidates from rival factions staring at my position. You see the facts, your juice is not scented brandy, and there is no With the backing of the Chamber of Commerce, they still want to sell it at such a high price." Mr. Cat licked his paw, "There is a word called daydreaming."

Captain Madara said: "I think the name of Scented Fruit Juice is too common. Would you like to name it something better?"

"It's a good idea." Xiaozhen rubbed his chin, "I've already thought of a name."

"what?"

Xiaozhen said: "I really choose a special drink."

Mr. Cat said: "It sounds like some local milk brand."

Captain Madara yelled: "It's not loud at all!! You might as well be begging for a sip of my juice."

"Okay, let's call it Zhenxuan Special Drink, and the advertisement is called Guozhenbufan, Zhenxuan Special Drink." Xiaozhen quickly changed the name of his drink.

"I would like to remind you that before your brand is not well-known, no one will search for your juice." Mr. Mao said, "Shouldn't you first upload some money to the platform and buy yourself some traffic? "

Captain Madara said: "Or buy some advertisements!!"

"Starnet's advertising fee is really too expensive. Buying traffic is obviously cutting leeks for the platform." Xiaozhen said, "Let me think about other ways."

"All right. My dear friend." Mr. Cat said calmly, "If you want to get something, you have to give something. This is the law of this world."

"Just wait and see." Xiaozhen manually changed the price to 1500 credits per bottle, "I will definitely sell it at a good price!"

"1500 a bottle, are you selling liquid precious metal?"

"I can tell, you just don't want to sell it!"

Xiaozhen ignored them, and refreshed the accumulated traffic of his online store again.Visitor views are 3.

From 2 to 3, the footprints of three tourists, strangers except Mr. Cat and Captain Madara, this shows that my shop is growing steadily step by step, which means...

Mr. Mao said: "Don't think about it, I went to your store to take a look at it just now, and I gave you the new page views."

Xiaozhen turned off the three-dimensional network expressionlessly.

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Xiaozhen is a doer who does what he says.

Although selling fruit juice is just a small business, Xiaozhen still made up his mind to make a good profit instead of selling it directly to the supervisory eye at a low price.

1500 credits for a bottle is a bit outrageous, but one must have a dream.

The first thing to do is to define your target group.

Xiaozhen doesn’t intend to sell the Xiangxiu fruit juice directly to local humans. Although his taste experience of the Homo sapiens body is very delicious, even if the relevant galactic independent civilization laws and regulations are not considered, selling it to local humans can only get local currency, which did nothing to increase his wealth.

Only by selling his selected special juices to local Alien customers can his purse be meaningfully increased.

Xiao Zhen dug out the local list of members of the parliament.That was the list of aliens that Boss Han provided Yan Zhu during the squadron leader election battle.It's certainly not complete, but it's enough.

In addition, he asked Mr. Cat to get a local list of legionaries.

That night, he started working.

On the second day, most of the legally registered aliens in this city received a small advertisement when they opened the door, which read, "It's really extraordinary, I really choose a special drink."

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Teacher Xiaoyuan's house

Two crabs entered the door carrying a small advertisement.

A crab said, "What is this?"

Another crab said: "The card in the mailbox seems to be an advertisement."

Another crab said: "It's really extraordinary, I really choose a special drink."

A group of crabs shouted, "Throw it away!"

The small ad was thrown into the trash by two crabs.

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Sectional Dormitories under the Safety Committee

Cao Yu is playing holographic games in the dormitory, these few days are his holidays.

The robot UN852-R3 pushed the door and walked in, holding a stack of things in its robotic arm, "I brought the items you applied for."

Cao Yu had no intention of quitting the game at all, he let out a oh, and continued galloping in the holographic world.

UN852-R3 stood aside and announced his items one by one.

"Built-in breathing apparatus."

"Correct."

"Weaving gun."

"Correct."

"It's really extraordinary, I really choose a special drink."

"what is this?"

"A card I got in the mailbox by your door."

"Advertisement. Throw it away."

"Okay." UN852-R3's electronic eyes flickered, "Are you really planning to go out on a mission alone?"

"I'm fine on my own."

"Are you still ashamed of your last gaffe?"

Cao Yu let out an "ah", he encountered an enemy in the holographic game.He pulled the game wrench and shot wildly at the virtual monster in front of him.

"You don't have to blame yourself for that. Detective Inspector Shooting doesn't blame you."

After a frantic strafing, he killed all the enemies in front of him.Cao Yu glanced at the ratings on the screen.He took off the gaming helmet and said, "Do you also understand the self-blame of Homo sapiens?"

"My understanding is gain compensation."

"UN852-R3, I just want to do my job well."

"It's not your fault that you were defeated by an enemy stronger than you." UN852-R3 said, "I want to remind you that you are not the only one who loses face. I was also dismantled by that guy, and I was He ripped it apart."

"..."

"My suggestion is that you take me with you on this mission. UN852-R3 is very useful. The data of various cases shows that the success rate of bringing a robot is 35.2% higher than that of a single operation."

Cao Yu looked at UN852-R3, and the guy who cut him down with a sword appeared in front of his eyes again.Until now, whenever he recalled that scene, he still couldn't help but shudder continuously.He will always remember that guy's mocking low laugh at the end.Goddamn Overseer's Eye.

Robots don't share his cowardly emotions.

He put on a stern face and said, "Okay. Don't hold me back."

"Based on my data, you're 43.8 percent more likely to make mistakes than me."

"You robots are really bad at comforting people!!"

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Sewer D4-32 area

The Supreme Commander of the Underground Shadow Society, the owner of Loya's Nest, the Grand Duke of Jill is handling official duties.

Its mind is like a dark cloud, with calculations and worries emerging at the same time.Lord Tormund of the Shadow Society is dead.Its empty seat means that all previous alliances and hostile relationships must be reshuffled.It will be another round of bloody storms, new attempts and struggles.

The original balance has been broken.It must carefully and cautiously find its next ally.

On the other hand, the relationship with the Eye of Supervisor is also worrying it.Now the inspector of this planet has suddenly changed.But it has not received any information from the new ombudsman.This has never happened before.

At the same time, its daughter Liming doesn't let him worry about it.

My most beloved daughter calls my most hated slut her teacher.This, thought Duke Gil, is a joke that would make every enemy of mine laugh.

"Your Excellency." A guard saluted him, and then reported something to it.

The guards said that six clay figurines had broken into Luo Ya's nest, and they would post small advertisements whenever they saw anyone.

"A clay figure?"

"Yes." The guard clicked on a floating screen.

The screen shows that these clay figurines are holding a stack of small advertisements in their hands, and the leading villains will send out one when they see a Xilin.There are also two clay figurines waving to the residents holding a huge banner, which reads "It's really extraordinary, I really choose a special drink."

"What are they doing?"

"advertise."

"How did they get in??"

"Last time you gave a Homo sapiens representative named Yan Zhen an entry permit. They used the same entry permit to advertise this time."

Yan Zhen.Duke Jill read this name, it has long known that this Homo sapiens is by no means an ordinary local.What made it more concerned was the cat that came in with Yan Zhen's clay representative last time.The cat called itself "Mr. Cat", and the newly appointed Inspector of Overseer's Eye happened to be called "Mr. Cat".

This is very interesting.

Duke Jill looked at the clay figure on the screen for a long time. "Are they just advertising?"

"Yes, it's just an advertisement."

"Keep an eye on them and report to me if you make any other moves."

"Yes, my lord."

before the guard exited.Duke Gil stopped him.

"When these clay figurines leave, burn all the advertisements they posted."

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Shaya stepped over the body parts on the ground and came to the safe.

Under his feet was half of the corpse on the other side, blood was gushing, and a crimson puddle formed under the corpse.He bent down and hooked the eyeballs of the corpse's skull with his metal claws.

He aimed his eyes at the scanning port on the safe, and with a beep, an electronic voice sounded: "Authentication passed."

Dead people can come in handy sometimes.

It has what he wants in it.

Inside the safe is a silver circular device.Soon, this will also become a prop for his purpose.

What would Lord Mansfield think if he knew what he had done...

No, he is dead.

Sha Ya prevented himself from continuing to think about it. Even today, he still couldn't bear to face the fact that the lord had passed away.

Because Sharktooth never grieves.

Even if his friend is about to be executed, he will not lament it.

He opened the pockets of the corpse and fumbled for some local currency and a boat ticket.Unfortunately, Shaya sneered, this guy ran too late.Then he touched a small card that said "It's really extraordinary, I really choose a special drink."

spam.Shark Tooth thought to himself, throwing the card aside.