parasitic son

Xiao Zhen put up the signboard of his Xiang Xing Guo Special Blended Juice.

He was full of confidence, thinking that this delicious drink would be a hit, and it would be sold out in no time.As long as I hang up, I can lie down and wait for the business to come.

On the second day, Xiaozhen opened his online store, and the number of visitors was 0.

Xiaozhen thought for a while, added keywords such as "super delicious" and "invincible and delicious" to his juice products, and closed the webpage.Waiting for guests to come is a long-term process, and he must be a little patient.

After 5 minutes, Xiaozhen reopened his store, and the number of visitors was still 0.

Xiaozhen sighed sadly, and added another keyword of "peerless wine". After refreshing the webpage several times, the number of visitors' views did not change.He closed the webpage, took out the game console from the drawer, and turned on the screen.Little A on the game screen immediately greeted him enthusiastically.

"Good afternoon, Yan Zhen."

"I'm not good at all."

"..." Xiao A, who was choked, maintained a smile and said, "Then we must do something happy."

"I asked you to demolish the house, did you demolish it?"

"...It's too difficult to demolish the house." Xiao A raised his hand to show Xiao Zhen the blood blisters on his hand, "I used up all my physical strength and only demolished one wall, and my ax broke. Yes, I'm tired and hungry..."

"Oh."

Little A said: "Should I do some simple work on planting..."

Xiaozhen observed the residential houses demolished by Xiao A, and indeed, as Xiao A said, he only demolished one wall.Little A's stamina gauge has dropped to close to zero, and the ax also indicates that it has been damaged.

"Yan Zhen, should I do some planting..."

"No." Xiaozhen replied, and he ordered Xiao A to pick up the waste wood and bricks produced by demolishing the wall, take them to the store and sell them all, and then used the money to buy bread and energy drinks for Xiao A.

Little A eats very quickly.His status bar shows that his stamina and satiety have been restored.

Xiaozhen pressed the order to buy a new ax and shovel with the remaining money, and he announced: "You can continue to dismantle."

"..."

Ignoring Xiao A's resentful eyes, Xiao Zhen turned off the screen and put the game console back in the drawer.

He opened his shop again, and the number of visitors was 1.

1, Xiao Zhen thought to herself.This is also a historic breakthrough, the first step in his business, from 0 to 1, this is from scratch, this is the new beginning of Xiaozhen's business on this planet, which means...

Captain Madara jumped onto the window sill and said, "I just went to see your shop, and there is no business at all."

"..." Xiaozhen closed the web shop expressionlessly.

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Liu Xingquan squatted under the bushes of the experimental building, and he looked at the bottle placed deep in the bushes.

Before he left last time, he wrapped a thin strand of hair around the bottle cap.Every time someone picks up or opens the bottle, a hair on it will be snapped off.But now there is no change in this hair.

This means that no one has touched the bottle.

His pen pal never came.

Ah, pen pal, pen pal, what's wrong with you.Liu Xingquan stared at the bottle sadly for a long time.Logically speaking, since he saw that the bottle had not been touched, he should immediately turn around and leave without wasting time being stupid.But Liu Xingquan squatted on the spot for a while, and he finally reached out and picked up the bottle unwillingly.

The letter paper in the bottle shook under the shock.Liu Xingquan was stunned.The handwriting on the letter paper was obviously not his own.The letter inside has been replaced!

My pen pal wrote back!

He pulled out the letter paper excitedly, and the words on it seemed to be words that he couldn't understand, and after only a moment, all of them became Chinese characters.

Confidence from his pen pal still tugs at his heart as much as ever.

Dear Xingquan:

I'm sorry it took me so long to write back because I've been through so much these days.

I don't know how to describe it to you.In short, as I stated in my previous letter, the worm business between me and Tita has failed irretrievably and completely, and we have incurred a large debt for this, which is enough to keep Tita and me forever. A huge sum of money that fell into the abyss.

But don't worry, Teta and I have a new life.After some things, we became employees of the company and took a flight to Asaph.Yes, Teta and I are no longer bottom dugouts, the Great Company saved us.We will go to Asaph to work for the company.Although Tita still didn't have the chance to buy an elevator ticket to go to the upper city, our destiny had a greater span. He and I flew into the sky and traveled among the stars.

This is something I never dreamed of before.

I never thought I'd be able to leave the bottom.

This ticket is equal to my savings over the past few decades.The boat belongs to the company, so we don't have to bear any costs.Can you imagine?We who have been walking on garbage dumps since birth and never leaving the bottom of the cave are now traveling through the galaxy in a starship.So are my most absurd dream scenes.

The company is expanding its mining business on Yassa star and urgently needs manpower locally.It is said that the long distance and the harsh environment of Asaph planet have caused a shortage of personnel.This time the company took in a large number of impoverished debtors like us.

Tita and I are quite satisfied with the status quo.Now we have a unified company uniform, and we go to the ship's canteen to eat regularly every day.The food here is better than what we ate in the Bottom, but I didn't find a tasball.

During the voyage of the ship, Tita and I met some new friends who will also be my colleagues in the company.It would be my pleasure to introduce you.My new friend Lizardman Bear is a very interesting guy.He slept in the berth opposite me, a burly man with a voice so loud that it could have knocked out the cabin.It is such a mighty and majestic Xiong Shi who told us one day that he is in love.

The Lizardman fell in love with Nero, one of the ship's support staff.The problem is, Nirou is a slug.Well, I don't know if you have slugs on your planet, the slimy, snail-like things that have been shelled.Nirou's race is the slug people who have evolved intelligent civilization, but anyway, you know, it is a slug, a large slug.

Xiong Shi insisted that Nirou must be a wandering royal princess. He likes to use exaggerated words to describe how beautiful Nirou's appearance is, how elegant her manners are, including the wet marks she left when she walked. Make her appear noble and extraordinary.

Then Tita would say, "But, she's a slug."

"No, she's a princess! She's a goddess!" Xiong Shi shouted, slapping the ground with his tail whenever he got excited, "Even race can't limit her charm and temperament. Look, she's coming. Oh, The way she looks tired really breaks my heart."

Nirou moved and slid past them.She was wearing a company uniform, and the logo on it showed that she was a tenth-level employee of the company.To be honest, Nirou looks very white and smooth, and also very soft.But I can't feel how beautiful she is anyway.She is a standard large slug, and I don't see any noble royal blood in her.

After she walked to the other side of the deck, Xiong Shi whispered: "Did you see it? She is so beautiful. She, she is the other half of my dreams."

I said, "But, she's a slug."

We don't know what lizardfolk have a particular penchant for slugs.Xiong Shi has indeed fallen in love with Nirou.

We have seen this kind of interracial love before in the Bottom Cave. Uncle Meng who lives in Crooked Corner Cave fell in love with a colorful lowland spider. wrapped up.By the time the patrolling guards found him, all he had left was a piece of dry skin.

So we sincerely told Xiong Shi about this past, hoping that he would find his way back.But Xiong Shi insists that slugs and spiders are not the same.Nero is a gentle and kind big slug.Tita said, "Did you say three sentences to her?"

"Four sentences." Xiong Shi said seriously.

The company has a rule, that is, low-level employees must stop and shout a slogan when they meet high-level employees: "Struggle is the foundation of happiness!"

Now we are the lowest-level intern employees who have just joined the company, with a rank of thirteen, while Nirou is a regular employee with a rank of ten.We chanted this slogan every time we saw Nirou.In this way, we shouted one more sentence than Xiong Shi.

Nirou probably doesn't even know his name.

Xiong Shi didn't take it seriously. He said that he would work hard to improve his staff level when he arrived on Asaph, so that he could talk to Nirou openly.The protoss protected him.

In fact, it is also the goal of Tita and me to raise the level of our employees.

It is the great corporation that took us poor debtors with nowhere else to go and took our debts on our behalf.Tita and I will work hard on Asaph and repay the company with our hard work.

This is our new chance.

Struggle is the foundation of happiness.

I will always be alert to myself.

Our short training on the ship is over.Teta and I are about to go into hibernation mode, and we won't wake up until we sail to Yasir.

I am writing this letter to you right now while lying in my sleep cabin.On the inner wall of the small dormant warehouse, there is such a sentence written: "A lazy person today will surely meet the perdition of tomorrow." My company is really a great company. They stare at corporate aphorisms.

By the next time you hear from me, I will already be working on Asaph.

Then I'll tell you something funny about my work.

Good luck, my friend.

……

Liu Xingquan read the letter.

How strange, he thought, the strands of hair on the neck of the bottle were clearly the same as he left them last time, which meant that no one had touched the bottle.But the letter inside has indeed been replaced.

Could this letter be replaced automatically?

He was amused by his own delusions.

Liu Xingquan took out a blank piece of paper and wrote a reply.

In the letter, Liu Xingquan wrote that my mother said that pies never fall in vain.I don't believe that there will be a company of conscience that suddenly assumes debts to strangers. This kind of unit is called a charity on our planet, but it will never be a commercial company.Unless the boss of this company is the protagonist's long-lost parents.Please be careful.

In addition, lizardmen and large slugs are too disgusting to fall in love. If you don't want to rush to the street, you should change the settings.

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Xiaozhen opened his own online store again, and it showed that the number of visitors was 2.

2 to 1 is another big step, which means...

He turned around and asked Mr. Cat: "Have you seen my shop?"

"Oh, just took a look, you don't have any business." Mr. Cat said.

Xiaozhen added a few more labels to his store expressionlessly, "all natural", "no additives", "natural choice", "all hand-picked". When he was about to add a few more labels, the webpage jumped Come out with a warning.

"You have exceeded the maximum number of labels."

Xiaozhen stretched out his hand to light off the warning sign.He went back and checked his tags again. He seemed to think that they were all good, and he didn't want to delete any of them.

Captain Madara said, "You might as well delete all of that and replace it with the 'Please take a look at my juice, it's really delicious' label."

"..." Xiao Zhen ignored him.He searched the star network trading network with the keywords of juice and fragrant fruit.Sure enough, Xiaozhen's store couldn't be found at all. Xiaozhen turned a page of the holographic screen, and then waved another page.

It wasn't until turning to page 26 that Xiaozhen finally found his shop.

"That is to say, customers have to turn pages for nearly 30 minutes before they find your store. There is no hope, no hope." Captain Madara shook his head and lamented, "I think we can drink your juice until the New Year. There are leftovers."

Xiaozhen clicked on the platform service of the trading network, and the platform marked the price of the stalls on the first three pages.The price increases with each step forward.This price has exceeded what Xiaozhen can afford at present.Almost all of these advantageous positions are occupied by the major alien chambers of commerce.He sighed and clicked back to his online shop, and the number of visitors was still 2.

At this time, a small blue box "Rapid push" popped up next to the juice image in the middle of the holographic webpage.

After clicking on the small box, a cute holographic Altman image appeared. This cute cat said: "You only need to spend 1000 credits to get a quick push~~~~"

"Spend 1000 credits, and it will randomly appear on the homepage of customers' search terms. Quick push, I wish you a big sale~~~ Validity period is 6 hours local time meow~~~~"

"It's a very common business method for platforms to sell traffic. It's also very common on shopping sites on this planet. Monopoly platforms are a face. As long as you pay, you can randomly get a certain amount of traffic. Whether you can sell it or not depends on your luck. "Mr. Mao said, "The more money you burn, the greater the chance of exposure. Of course, whether you can sell or not has nothing to do with the platform. How about it, do you want to spend money to sell juice?"

That sounds so fucking familiar.

Captain Madara said: "Isn't this just the platform cutting leeks for merchants? In a sense, this is the same as my investment in burning money to raise caterpillars!"

"Thank you for discovering such a genius truth and telling me now!" Xiaozhen said, "But leeks are also divided into low-level leeks and high-level leeks!"

"They're all fucking leeks, so don't hold your respect!"