parasitic son

"The school celebration is coming soon." Mr. Feng said standing on the podium.

His students just looked up at him, and then lowered their heads in unison.

As always, don't give him any face.Class monitor Liu Xingquan didn't bow his head, but his eyes were full of requests, "Please don't come to me again, teacher."Teacher Feng coughed and said, "Every class has a program."

The class was silent, but the air was filled with a silent growl of "None of my business."

"I decided to give everyone a week to think of a program. If you can't think of one, I will designate it."

With everyone's unmotivated response, this matter is decided like this.

Chen Yuxin said: "You said if we don't come up with a suitable program, what will Teacher Feng arrange for us?"

Xiang Zeyu said: "The big deal is to drag us up to the chorus, which has always been the case. Or let Sun Siyue go up to sing solo."

"No." Sun Siyue didn't raise her head.She is the best singing girl in the class.

"You are the big singer in our class, who else can I look for if I don't look for you."

"I'm busy, don't look for me." Sun Siyue pressed her fingers on the phone without even looking at him.

"What are you doing?"

Chen Yuxin smiled and said, "She is looking at the world of fur balls."

Xiang Zeyu asked curiously: "The world of fur balls? What is that?"

"You're out of date! It's the very popular live broadcast recently. The host of UP broadcast the daily life of six kinds of fur balls. Ah, those fur balls are really cute~~~" Chen Yuxin dragged out the final sound.

"What furball?"

"It seems to be a new breed of hamster, fluffy like a ball, really cute."

Several other students also echoed: "Yes, I've been watching it recently too!!" "I'm watching it too! It's really interesting!"

Sun Siyue finally raised her head, and she asked Chen Yuxin, "Are you watching too? What kind of fur ball do you like?"

"I like the white fur ball better, how cute is the white one."

"Oh, then you are my enemy!!!" Sun Siyue announced coldly, "I am Black Hair Ball Push."

"But isn't it good to love and kill each other?" Chen Yuxin held her face and said, "There is so much CP tension."

"No. The Bai army stabs us Xiao Hei secretly every day. We can't bear this kind of love. Please Xiao Bai walk independently and don't tie us Xiao Hei."

Shen Liwen, a boy next to him, laughed out loud, and said, "You little Hei is so weak, and now you have so many fans, I think it's all because of selling poorly."

"That's not true! It's obvious that other hairballs are bullying us, Xiao Hei!" Sun Siyue's face flushed red, as if she wanted to tear Shen Liwen to the very end.

Gao Yuan jumped over and shouted, "I'm Brown Hair Tui! Is there anyone in the same country as me?"

Sun Siyue raised her eyebrows: "Are you Brown Tui?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Seeing profit and forgetting righteousness, Lu Bu is in the ball! I'm talking about your brown push!"

"It's just a change of camp, why is it Lu Bu???" Gao Yuan protested.

Chen Yuxin looked at the phone and said, "The news from the live broadcast just now shows that the covenant between Xiao Zong and Xiao Hong has been terminated. Xiao Zong and Xiao Lan are now allies."

"Wow, this faction is changing too fast."

"Let me tell you, Xiao Zong is Lu Bu!"

"Only twice." Gao Yuan looked quite happy, "It's so clever, I like it."

"There is a problem with your three views!!"

"What nonsense! Xiao Zong has the potential to be the overlord." Gao Yuan spread his hands, "Weak people like Xiao Hei will be eliminated sooner or later."

Shen Liwen followed behind and chimed in: "The minister seconded the proposal."

"You guys are too much!!"

Xiaozhen, who listened to the discussion of the classmates for a long time, found that he could keep up with the topics of the classmates.What the students were discussing was his family's furball cockroach ranch.Now, Mr. Mao manages the live broadcast of his pile of fur balls in a very impressive manner.

Nowadays, the live broadcast is a big hit, plus the plush and cute appearance of the plush balls after the transformation, coupled with the elements of competition and confrontation, immediately attracted many locals and aliens to watch the fun, unknowingly, the fans also became More and more, more and more loyal.

Under Chen Yuxin's guidance, Xiaozhen curiously went to the post bar of Maoqiu World, and found that there are quite a lot of diehard fans.But the bar is not very peaceful.Although the owner of the bar has always advocated peaceful discussions, due to the fierce confrontation between the hairballs, it has led to a bloody battle between the fans of each family.Nowadays, in addition to the main post bar of the world of fur balls, each fur ball has its own separate post bar, Weibo also has a marketing promotion account made by each fan, and Douban also has its own group.In addition, Xiao Hei's fans also set up a website for Hei Maoqiu.

Xiao Zhen glanced casually and found that the most violent fights were the little white fans and the little black fans.Because the current situation in the furball kingdom is indeed that Xiaobai is suppressing Xiaohei.The little white fan couldn't help being a little complacent, and denounced the little black fan as a fan of resentful women and a waste fan.As soon as this title came out, it could poke a hornet's nest.During the live broadcast in the last few days, Xiaobai snatched the insects that Xiaohei had just planted.Seeing how miserable her son Fuqiu is, the fans of Xiao Hei's mother are heartbroken.Seeing the young fans speak so badly, new hatred and old hatred piled up, the small black fans immediately launched an action to take down the bar, claiming that the owner of the bar is himself a small fan, and it is impossible to maintain order in the bar fairly.So the two waves of fans directly fought in the bar, each sticking to their own opinions and exhaling fragrance, tearing each other to death.

In the end, the owner was replaced, and Xiaobaifan directly withdrew from the world of hair balls, thus temporarily ending the fight.

Although the war on Tieba is over, the war on Weibo is not.The big fan head of the little black fan wrote a big-character poster full of tears every word on Weibo, accusing the little white fan of belittling the little blacks and their fans in daily discussions, and added a prize worth 666 yuan for forwarding.After the big-character posters of the little black fans became popular, the little white fans followed closely. They also posted a long Weibo big-character poster. Realize the brainwashing package, and then forward the lottery prize to set the amount to 888 yuan.

These two long microblogs were quickly retweeted by the fans of the two while adding prizes.When Xiaozhen went to watch, the amount of prizes for both the little black fans and the little white fans had already accumulated nearly ten thousand.

"..." After a little understanding of the ecology of the fur ball world fan circle, Xiaozhen said to Chen Yuxin, "Just now you said in front of Sun Siyue that you are a little white fan, and it is really not easy for the loyal little black fan Sun Siyue to not jump up and beat you. "

"Hahaha, because she sees that I am a fake fan who only knows how to talk." Chen Yuxin laughed.

"Is there a difference between real fans and fake fans?"

Chen Yuxin nodded: "Yeah, real fans are those who spend money. False fans like me are Yunyun videos."

"Then Sun Siyue is a real fan."

"Yes, have you seen the black fur ball hanging on her schoolbag? That's what she bought with a lot of money."

Xiaozhen turned her head and saw that there was indeed a cute black fur ball doll charm hanging on Sun Siyue's schoolbag.

Is there even a surrounding area? ! !

After Xiaozhen came home, he rushed to the room to find Mr. Cat.Mr. Cat is typing on the computer.

"Mr. Cat!" Xiaozhen yelled, "The furballs even have their surroundings!!!",

"Yes." Mr. Cat turned back and said, "There was a very intense fight between white fur ball fans and black fur ball fans on the Internet. So I immediately ordered a batch of fur ball dolls from a local supplier."

"You switch your mind a little too quickly."

"After my observation of creatures like Homo sapiens, the appeal of fans to fight is nothing more than to gain a greater right to speak. The camps of black fans and white fans must give them an outlet to vent in the end. That is to provide official krypton gold."

"what?"

"Both little black fans and little white fans want to prove that their love is real, so the best way is krypton gold. I will provide peripherals as an official, let fans spend money to buy, buy, buy, and vent their chicken blood. It’s really awesome to let them compete to find out who’s who. Well, look, the black fur ball dolls are sold out again. My subordinates are contacting Yiwu suppliers to order more.”

"Your supervisor's eyes are really idle and have nothing to do!!!"

"I'm very busy." Mr. Cat replied calmly.In fact, it made its subordinates Ma Jingshi and Roken M89 hire a group of sailors to post online and make fire everywhere.The strategies of these navies varied.Sometimes pretending to be a black fan, talking about belittling Xiao Hei enough to make the blood vessels of the small black fan burst, and then letting the navy sneak into the small black group to post screenshots of these provocative phishing remarks everywhere, so that the small black fan can't wait to follow They strangled all the white fans with the network cable before giving up.Then turn it around and change the pattern and perform it again.As soon as they encountered real fans fighting, these sailors immediately posted sales figures, mocking the other party's purchasing power and cooking power.After picking one house, the sailors went to pick another house, jumping left and right, having a great time.

The sales of black fur ball dolls on the screen are soaring, while the white fur ball is closely behind.Watching the numbers keep beating, Xiaozhen silently calculated the profits made by this wave of Mr. Cats in his mind, and couldn't help but secretly scolded Mr. Cats for fear that not every cell was thinking about how to cut the money from leeks.

Mr. Cat not only customized black and white fur ball dolls, but also other Shikoku fur ball dolls. Although the sales volume is not as high as black and white, the fans are also very strong.To Xiaozhen's surprise, the red-haired ball is currently at the bottom of the list.The brown hair balls have attracted a lot of criticism and fans because they changed their allies twice in a row, but this controversy has also won them discussion and attention. Now their blacks are getting more and more, but their fans are becoming more and more loyal. At present Popularity ranks third.

In addition to various fur ball dolls, Mr. Cat also launched a series of accessories such as cartoon fur ball acrylic key chains, fur ball camp teacups, fur ball clay figures, scarves, and parasols.Because the appearance of the fur balls is extremely cute, and the cuteness is doubled after the two-dimensionalization of the cartoon, these things have been respected and loved by fans as soon as they are released.

"..."

"If you don't take advantage of the discussion and promote it now, when will you wait?" Mr. Mao was very calm.

"You can shut up."

Xiao Zhen stood by the greenhouse box and watched the current ecology of these fur balls.Now there is no war or live broadcast among the six furball countries, and there is a peaceful scene in the kingdom.He noticed that each furball house sent a furball.They ran over to the public area of ​​Kingdom Center.The six fur balls kept a certain distance, stood cautiously close to the center, and then began to shake the fur on their bodies.

"What are they doing?"

"Wait for your angel to descend. In the past, at this time, your clay figurine would descend to this place by elevator."

"I know they're waiting for the clay figures. But why shake their fur?"

"Oh, this is everyone imitating the behavior pattern of last time. When your clay figurine arrived last time, there was a hairball emissary who was shaking fur. Other furballs believed that its behavior pattern of shaking fur was the same as that of the clay figurine. It is related to the coming of people. It is probably a pious gesture that moved the gods, so this hair shaking has become a fixed ritual for them."

"..."

"It can be said to be some kind of religious ceremony. I also found that this behavior of shaking fur even has a teaching mode."

"Teaching mode?"

"Well, the six hairball emissaries in the central region this time, we can call them priests who have practiced the skill of shaking hair, and they still have a few small hairballs in their residences. I observed that these small hairballs In addition to cleaning the priest's residence, the main thing is to learn the priest's hair-shaking skills, and those who learn the most can get relatively fresh food."

"What the hell is this useless apprenticeship."

"Obviously this is to be passed on from generation to generation, please be more correct, this god."

Xiaozhen shut her mouth.He stared at the thriving furball kingdom for a while longer.He noticed that there was already a division of labor among the furballs.Some obviously low-ranking fur balls were busy pushing small rocks, and there were even some small black fur balls working in the territory of the white and gray fur balls.

"This is the little black eggs that were snatched and hatched. They are slaves."

"...even this."

"Yes, all the slaves eat are the leftovers of the white and gray fur balls. The black fur balls they produce are still slaves."

"..." Xiaozhen doesn't want to say anything now.

He went back to his computer desk and sat down.

The siren suddenly started beeping, which was the alarm reminder that An Yuan was coming to his room.

Xiaozhen quickly glanced at his room, um, safe.

An Yuan pushed open the door.She said: "Xiaozhen, Wei Jingjing came to see you." Her eyes became very strange again.

Xiaozhen went downstairs, Wei Jingjing, that well-behaved slime lady was sitting in the living room waiting for him.