parasitic son

"Why is there a chicken here?" asked the god of death like a dark night.

Liu Bei ignored his question and said, "It seems that you are not Fendel's guest either."

Shaya, the well-known wanted criminal of the Federation of Galactic Civilizations, smiled, "Neither are you, nor are you."

"I guess our purpose should be the same. To get back something that shouldn't belong to Fendel."

"Yes."

Liu Bei continued: "We saw it outside just now, Fendel, uh, if that can still be called his corpse."

"Oh." Shark tooth nodded, and he replied calmly: "I once asked him about the target item, but he rudely refused. Now it seems that his little pet has finally taught him what is polite .”

Liu Bei scanned the messy room, and asked, "So, have you got that thing now?"

Shaya picked up a black box, "Here." There are faint patterns on the pitch-black box.The appearance of the box fully complied with the mission requirements sent to them by Boss Han.

"Unfortunately, our bounty contract also happens to be related to this box."

"I know that the bounty guild will send people. More than one person is eyeing the things of the black box guild." Shark tooth grinned, revealing his fine and sharp teeth, "so I will wait here after I get it. You want Come to grab it?" He smiled dangerously, licking his fangs with the tip of his bright red tongue.Captain Madara smelled bloody killing intent.

"Of course not!" Liu Bei said decisively, "We will act as if we didn't see anything."

Shaya stared at him in surprise.

"The guild set a price for this task. From the beginning, I realized that the difficulty of this trip has far exceeded the contract amount marked on it. My brother and I are principled people, and we will never do more than Don’t even think about salary and overtime. So, please take your things and leave.”

Liu Bei's words were justified, neither humble nor overbearing.If you don't listen to what he said, you will think that he is making a big statement.But his content is simply: Please spare our lives.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei glanced at Liu Bei silently, and then put on a righteous and dignified look together.

You three brothers begged for mercy too tacitly.

But to be honest, not to mention the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang, the shark tooth in front of him is by no means an opponent that Captain Madara can deal with.As long as it doesn't speak, Shaya will still think it's a chicken that got in by accident.So Captain Madara calmly decided to continue to be as quiet as a chicken.

"Are you going to do nothing?"

"Yes!"

"Don't want your quest items?"

"No more! First come, first served, this is yours! You're welcome!"

"..." Sha Ya fell into silence, apparently in his bloody criminal life, he rarely encountered such a cooperating shameless begging for mercy.So much so that he was a little confused waiting for a battle to relieve his boredom.

"You guys don't have the professionalism of bounty guild hunters!!"

"The soul of migrant workers will never do more foreign affairs!"

The villain, who scared half of the Galactic Federation, stared at them (the chicken was obviously ignored), and was on the verge of shouting "How can you do this!"

Liu Bei said calmly: "Then we won't bother you, the final winner. Let's go first. Don't bother, don't bother."

The three of them quickly moved towards the door.

"Wait!!"

The three turned their heads.

Shaya jumped off the boss table.Even though the office is illuminated by bright sunlight, the place where Shark Fang is located still looks like a dark night.He said gloomyly: "You are all here, I will give you a small gift."

He threw a ball, and the ball rolled on the ground in front of Liu Guanzhang and the others.

"Then goodbye, the three migrant workers!" In the blink of an eye, Shaya stood on the window sill of the office and smiled at them like a poisonous snake.Then he jumped out.

The orb on the floor continued to spin, and then grew spider-like limbs.

"This is the military automatic weapon HJ458, brother be careful!" Guan Yu just finished speaking when he saw eight limbs supporting the ball.The ball spins and shoots around.

"Get out of the way!!!" The human voice and the sharp gunshot sounded at the same time.The three Gnus were dodging and running around the room at a fast speed.The ball cracked up and down, revealing a concave ring with dozens of black holes on it.As the ball rotated, the bullets fired non-stop.

Fragments of office furnishings flew and bullets whizzed by.Guan Yu kicked over the desk and pulled Liu Bei behind the desk.Zhang Fei flew over the walls at an incredible speed, and the bullets chased his feet and shot through the wall.

This outrageous dodge can actually work, it can only be said that the motor nerves of the Gnus people are really ridiculously strong.Zhang Fei turned over and jumped off the wall, the bullets flew past his face.

Zhang Fei's face was covered with flowers, he groaned, and quickly hid behind the overturned cabinet.

The disc rotated, and the bullet switched to a more powerful explosive bomb.

Sparks flew in the office.Under this high-frequency fire attack, it is impossible to hide behind concealed objects for a long time.Guan Yu and Liu Bei pulled out their weapons and fired several shots at the ball.But the ball is spinning at high speed, and the bullet will be bounced away as soon as it touches the ball.

Zhang Fei, who was hiding behind the cabinet, shouted: "Brother and Brother, I'll attract its attention! Run!"

"What nonsense!" Liu Bei said, "This automatic weapon has already set us as the target, and it will not stop until it destroys the target."

Click, click, under the fire of automatic weapons, the items in the office have been basically smashed to pieces.The concealment that Liu Bei and the others hid seemed to be unable to hold up, and it would only be broken and collapsed in an instant.

"Where's that chicken?" Zhang Fei shouted.

"Why do you still care about that chicken at this time?"

"This chicken really took the opportunity to run away!!!"

"Who ran away." Captain Madara said.It flapped its wings and jumped out.

"Hey little chick, I just said that you didn't want you to die!!"

"You're the one who wants to die!" Captain Madara said, and it rushed towards the automatic weapon HJ458.

Its wings fluttered up and down, and the feathers on the wings flew towards the ball killer in an instant. Pieces of feathers turned into sharp weapons, and they plunged into the ball like a neat swarm of insects.Captain Madara does not have the superb mental skills of Xiaozhen and Mr. Cat, but it has the proficient ability to strengthen the body, instantly strengthening the feathers of the body into a sharp weapon capable of cutting metal, and instantly giving the enemy a fatal blow.

click.click.click.

Scattered feathers cut the ball.

The automatic weapon let out a miserable scream, accompanied by the sound of broken electricity and the hissing sound of metal being cut.The ball loses its mobility within 1 minute.Click.Click.Click.The limbs are broken, and the data is messed up.

[Start self-destruct mode, start countdown...]

Zhang Fei shouted: "I know the grass!! Go away!!!"

The three of them jumped out of the window quickly.

boom! ! ! !

Thick smoke billowed and flames flickered.

A fiery wave spread through the air.The three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang lay on the ground.The factory building behind them was collapsing, thick black smoke rose into the air, and there was an endless crackling sound in the red flames.

Captain Madara flapped his wings and landed on the ground.

Liu Bei raised his head and looked at the collapsed factory building behind him. "Chicken brother, this time is really thanks to you."

"That's right, Brother Chicken, we will be brothers from now on!!" Zhang Fei said sincerely.

Who is brother to you!

Captain Madara couldn't help feeling sad looking at the burning factory building.

Today, it seems to be working for nothing.

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Captain Madara, who failed to work, returned home dejectedly.

Xiaozhen saw that it was in a daze, so he curiously asked what happened to it.

Captain Madara didn't want to hide it, so he briefly told Xiao Zhen what happened today.

When he heard Sharktooth's presence, Mr. Cat jumped over, but he still seemed calm.

"It actually made that Shark Tooth grab this stuff too, do you know what item you're going to get this time?"

Captain Madara shook his head, "I only know it's something from the Black Box Club."

The Black Box Society, a mysterious organization shrouded in layers of fog in the Galactic Civilization Area.They are composed of the craziest and most terrifying scientific lunatics. Under the banner of seeking the truth, they conduct all kinds of horrible experiments that cannot be described in words, or create some terrible experimental products.Even the Grand Mentor of the Galactic Federation and the Lords of the Council would feel their scalps tingling when they mentioned them.The copy box that Xiaozhen picked up earlier is one of the discarded products of the Black Box Club.

"Is it really something from the Black Box Club?" Xiao Zhen asked, "Did you see it?"

"The box Shaya is holding has the badge of the Black Box Club." Captain Madara pecked at the wings, "I didn't get anything in the end."

"That's right, I'm very lucky to be able to get away from that shark tooth, Brother Chicken." Xiao Zhen said with a smile.

"Try to say the word chicken brother to me again!!!"

"Not necessarily." Mr. Cat said, "It's not his style for an old smuggler like Fendel to blatantly put the target item in a box with a black box emblem."

"When we entered the office, Shaya had already searched the office. The thing should be the one in his hand."

"Generally speaking, when something happens to a smuggler like Fendel, where do you think he will hide his things?"

Xiaozhen looked at Mr. Cat: "You mean, he will run away with something?"

Mr. Cat said to Captain Madara, "Is there any leftover from the barlow sticky monster you picked up?"

"You said that... wait a minute!" Captain Madara quickly took out the small wooden sculpture from his backpack, and handed it to Mr. Cat.

"Hmm..." Mr. Mao narrowed his eyes and observed for a while, "It really is."

The chicken suddenly became excited, "You mean, did I pick up the mission item!!!!"

"Indeed, but only partially." Mr. Mao said, "It seems that you left the remaining residue in the factory."

"That factory building has been burned!!"

"Then there is no way. And you can't take this wood carving to Boss Han to receive the reward."

"Why? Although there is only a part of it, it is also a mission target item!"

Mr. Cat licked his paw: "Do you know what this is?"

Xiao Zhen said, "This is a wood carving."

"Blind people know it's a wooden sculpture." Mr. Cat said, "I mean, the black box will give it a function."

Xiaozhen and Captain Madara asked: "What function?"

"This is a probability amplifier."

"what?"

"Do you know about the lost civilization of Asati?"

Captain Madara said: "I know, the rumored lost race whose technology has reached the realm of the gods."

"Yes. It is said that the Asati can turn nothing into something, turn no into yes, and turn the impossible into possible."

"..."

"Turning non-existence into existence and zero into one is not a miracle in itself, but a miracle that transcends all laws."

"It's impossible."

"Breaking the impossible is the only way for mortals to transcend the realm of gods. The lunatics of the Black Box Society are chasing the footsteps of the Assati. They are eager to touch the dominant power that reverses the laws of events and possesses the determination of gods." .”

"In the tens of millions of years of exploration, they have created many products. This probability amplifier is one of them." Mr. Cat said, "It is of course impossible to change from zero to one. But it is possible and feasible to change from 0.2 to 0.25 Yes. Although it cannot reach the realm of the gods, it can add some variables to the grand picture, which is the probability amplifier.”

"You mean, this can be used to increase the probability?"

"Yes." Mr. Cat picked up the teacup next to him, poured a drop of water on the corner of the table, and the water drop began to slide slowly along the corner of the table. "Assuming that the probability that it can slide to the ground is 50%, I used a probability amplifier at this time, which can increase the probability of it sliding to the ground to 55%. Although there is still no guarantee that it will definitely slide to the ground, it may Sex increased."

"Is there a difference between a 50% chance and a 55% chance of sliding to the ground?"

"There is a difference. Perhaps this 5% increase in probability is the key to the achievement of the miracle." Mr. Cat said, "So, in a sense, this probability amplifier is the miracle itself."

Xiaozhen said softly: "A miracle itself..."

"Yes, the miracle itself is in the superposition of uncertainty. It is not nothing, it is not zero, it is the accumulation and stacking of countless possibilities. Don't underestimate this small possibility."

"I have a question."

"Please say."

Captain Madara said: "Since you have confirmed that this is a miracle probability amplifier. Then why can't I take it to Boss Han to get paid?"

"Because it's already been used."

"What? Has it been used?"

"This is a one-time probability amplifier." Mr. Cat said, "Although it is corroded, I can feel that it has not been used for a long time."

"how to use?"

"It responds to the deepest desires of those who possess it."

Zhen said, "So it was the hapless smuggler's inner desire to survive when he was stuck by the barlow? Is it this chance increase that increased the chance of survival from 2% to 2.5%?"

"Probably."

"Then he became a physical scum."

"This thing is really a miracle!!" Captain Madara shouted.

Mr. Cat asked: "I said, after you picked up this wood carving, did you have any strong inner fluctuations? It may also respond to you."

"Me?" said Captain Madara, "I can't even think about anything but my cat-headed caterpillar right now."

Xiaozhen rubbed his chin and said, "That is to say, it may also increase the evolutionary success rate of cat-headed caterpillars from 2% to 2.5%."

"..."

"Sounds really useless!!!"