Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

This world is too cold and ruthless and lacks warmth. No one makes milk for me, and no one believes me.

I'm a bit skeptical, everyone has forgotten that my character is still a baby, and no one is thinking about saving my feet from Ilmi's claws.

Speaking of which, don’t you think that Il fans might steal me out of the baby’s room in the middle of the night, and then elope with me in order to let me call him “Daddy”?

Is it because he is underage?

Come on, I've all caught him sneaking pay shows at night, even though it's Late Night Anatomy, which is in bad taste.

If it was me, I would watch Jack the Ripper and the Hot Entanglement of Detective Hunters. Despite the name, it is really a serious detective drama.

People who beat up enemies are precocious, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Then only the law of running away from the family of the enemy is 12 years old, and there are still three months left before Il fans will think about the reason for running away from home.

It's only been three months.

Inertial thinking is bad, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get rid of the blame.

[Stupid son, chaotic seniority. 】

To make matters worse, Shiba complained in his heart. He definitely did it on purpose. With Shiba's skills, he can definitely scold me without letting me know. This kind of talk is just for me.

I kicked my foot, and Yiermi let go, and stretched out her arms to hug me.

I ignored him, and drifted away on my own, but didn't float away directly to the land of freedom.

Shiba is very strong, he can catch me in an instant, I have given it once for nothing, and I can't come again.

Seeing me drifting away, Yiermi was filled with black air.

【Kusuo, why don't you give me a hug? 】

However, I still remember Shiba’s question. After three seconds, he calmed down a bit, but he didn’t defend himself. He just tilted his head in a little doubt, expressed his incomprehension, and said to me after a pause: “Kusuo, Even if you want to call me dad, you can't, you have to call me big brother."

No, is this the problem?

And how did he distort from what I said to now become the words that I actively want to call him dad?

Scheming ghost.

Teacup cat.

Shiba seemed completely unaware of this, and touched the top of Yiermi's hair, "He didn't mean that, Yiermi."

Yi Ermi's cat eyes dimmed, and she said obediently: "Okay, Dad."

What are you regretting?

And didn't you always call Shiba "Father" before?

After that, Shiba didn't look at me either. He first looked at the obvious hole in the ground, then at the Gate of the Underworld not far away, and finally set his sights on me.

Shiba looked me up and down, and examined me very carefully. It seemed that everything would be exposed in his sight. In fact, the number of times I was able to hide it from him was not many, and there were many times that he turned a blind eye. Just let me go.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Usually, if it is ridiculous to be stared at like this, there might be tears in my eyes, pulling my trousers, and taking a step back, but I am not afraid, and I still look at him.

There was a little helplessness in Shiba's eyes, but he still pronounced the sentence coldly on his face.

"You want to run away from home."

[Wearing a skirt, no socks, black ankles, stupid son. 】

The ankle was grabbed by Yi Ermi before, and he used his strength when he asked me why I was here for the second time. Although I didn't feel too much pain, the baby's skin was still too soft, leaving a scar like It is black and blue like finger marks.

But who wears socks to sleep?

So why can't I think that Yi Ermi took me to play with the flower hand in the middle of the night, flew to the gate of the underworld with the flower hand, and then pinched my feet to play with the human spinning top?

A little imagination, okay, Two-dimensional incompetent dad.

But if you say that, Mi Chi who is still sleeping on the bed will definitely be pulled up and beaten again the next day.

I'm quite cold-hearted, but after Shipana knows about his innocent disaster, Miji will definitely come to me and cry, so let's forget it.

The horse stumbled, and sure enough, we still have to blame our family for not having diamond-encrusted trousers.

Xiba has made a judgment, and no one needs to admit it, and this matter has been determined without human rights.

As I thought, my age of one year and three months is the best gold medal for exoneration. They have tested my body, even though my current body is generally much stronger than the children of this age. , but it is also best not to start training too early, which is likely to cause hidden dangers in the future.

Beating the enemy will never do things that backfire, and always take a sustainable route.

Xiba looked at the obvious hole, and asked knowingly: "Ilmi, explain."

In the matter of beating the enemy, I can't hide it from Shiba. He is a well-deserved and very controlling patriarch. I don't believe that Il fans can dig under the house of the enemy without disturbing anyone. burrow.

Shiba just wanted to see what he wanted to do, just like letting a child explore on his own.

Yi Erfan blinked and said, "Field training should be on the agenda."

"It is possible to rest and ambush in the soil."

According to the school, Yiermi is probably the kind of top student who will find trouble for himself.

After all, considering that most of the assassination targets who beat the enemy will choose to stay in the town, there is no point in digging the concrete road.

This is in terms of comprehensive big data.

Moreover, the retractable nails of the enemy beater are not used to dig the ground, but are used as a murder weapon when it is inconvenient to carry a weapon.

[As Il fans said, assassination activities in the wild are indeed very advantageous. 】

[According to "One Hundred Ways of Parenting", it is also written to praise children. 】

No way, the head of the Hakka family who beat the enemy is still reading this kind of mother and baby books.

Strange, why haven't I noticed these books in the study?

As I was thinking like this, I noticed that Xiba was staring at me with full of menace, but he was not murderous. Ba was so murderous at me that everyone present had to find out Xiao Jiujiu.

[A piece of cream cake. 】

[Five yuan. 】

Shiba: ...

After haggling familiarly, I reached an agreement with Shiba on the backhand deal of two pieces of cream cake without toppings.

Sometimes, Shiba would leak some of his heart, and then I would catch him, and it would end up like this.

As I said before, as long as Xiba thinks about it, it is impossible for me to perceive his inner voice, and it is still the same now, it is completely leaked by him on purpose, I don’t know which book I learned about parent-child interaction.

What a twisted temper.

This is very important, desserts with poison will taste weird, and more sugar will have to be put in to cover up the taste, and it will become greasy.

If I want to eat desserts outside, only Shiba will secretly bring them to me during the whole fight.

There is no way, for the sake of dessert, I am willing to play this kind of parent-child game with him.

And, Modo Modo.

After communicating with my eyes and telepathy, Shiba focused his attention on Yiermi again.

I said before that the matter of digging holes to sleep in the wild is not a traditional training for beating the enemy, but a self-created one by Il fans.

Xiba first went to the cave to check and accept the training results of Ilmi.

This hole is really small compared to Xiba, but when Xiba turned his head and moved his wrist, the joints all over his body made a "creaking" sound, and his body was immediately visible to the naked eye. Like a fish, it got in nimbly.

There are 120 tunnels at the entrance of Yiermi, which are very intricate, but Jiang is still old and hot. Xiba immediately judged the path he walked recently from the traces of the mud dragging, and he arrived at Yiermi’s cave without any mistakes along the way. secret base.

Not everyone is able to watch live broadcasts like me.

But before Ki Qiu asked me to broadcast live, I yawned very cleverly and nestled in her arms. By the way, I used telepathy to remind everyone that I was still a baby of one year and three months.

Tired, when did this become cold knowledge?

Can you make the enemy beater copy up and down three hundred times?Shiba can copy five hundred times.

I half-closed my eyes and continued to look down.

The height of the secret base is strictly determined according to Ilmi's own room, and a tall person like Shiba can stand in it, and the inside can be seen at a glance.

Shiba saw the pink wig grimacing doll in the crib next to the bed at a glance.

As expected of Yiermi's own father, he immediately knew what Yiermi was thinking.

But I'm not going to admit that this poor crafter looks like me.

Shiba climbed up without staying long, and commented to Yierfan: "It's too big, useless and time-consuming."

From the corner of the eye, I glanced at me sleeping in Kiqiu's arms, and the corners of my mouth twitched calmly, "Breath holding training will start tomorrow."

This kind of breath-holding training is not easy to think about. It is definitely the kind that is buried in the soil and then dug out when the human body reaches its limit.

Ruthless, Yier fans will know, but he didn't even show any dissatisfaction, nodded very silently, and responded.

A little bit guilty.

He won't die either, and he's also a good student at beating the enemy, so there won't be any problems.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but this farce is over, it has nothing to do with me, that's good.

Try to find a way to run away from home next time.

But in fact, I was in trouble the next day. Miji was thrown over by Xiba, and he played rock-paper-scissors with me in name, but in fact, it can be seen from Miji’s mournful expression that this is definitely not a good thing .

The author has something to say:

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