Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Ilmi stared at me expressionlessly, his cat eyes were round and big, it looked very scary when he didn’t show any emotion, he was basically in this state 24 hours a day except sleeping, it was completely ridiculous and he couldn’t wait to leave He looks 20 meters away.

But I think it’s okay if it’s just the appearance, I’m a person who can bear Shiba who can’t tune, at least Yiermi is still a son, not yet to the level of his father.

When he spoke, his tone did not fluctuate, but he clearly showed doubts, "Kusuo, where are you going?"

Instead of asking me where I am going now, I really want to know, it costs 100 million yuan for a bed to beat up the young master of the Hakka, why don't you go to bed in the middle of the night, dig a hole under the tree next to the gate of the underworld and bury yourself .

Does the rich young master experience life starting from a dead body?Good and hardcore.

"I'm practicing sleeping in the wild." Obviously I didn't speak, but Yi Ermi replied directly, "It's a bit difficult, do you want to try it? I can't sleep and dig a lot."

【Oops, I dug a little too much, I can't sleep with Kusuo. 】

Yi Ermi tilted her head in some trouble, thinking very regretfully.

He really looks like a big cat when he does this pose.

but,

Don't dream, I won't sleep with you, and I won't be cute.

Also, boy, because of this, I think this guy is also a superpower.

Yiermi grabbed my ankle with his right hand, pulled out his left hand from the ground, kept holding on, and jumped out of the ground with his left hand on the ground. As soon as he moved away, it became much clearer, and the hole was not too big. Big, only the size of Yiermi's head, but very deep.

I looked over with my "perspective eye", good guy, Ilmi dug an underground secret base under his mountain villa.

I didn't notice it before, it's all because my perspective ability is still in the stage where I need to stare at a place for more than 3 minutes to take effect, and I don't want to see my natural enemies, insects living in the soil.

Every time I go out, I avoid staring at the land and float forward with the posture of looking up at the sky.

Very annoying, let alone whether you will be beaten when walking on the main road, first of all, without the support of superpowers, you will definitely knock down countless trees along the way, but it doesn't matter, it can be said that Sanmao did it.

From the sight of the past, the passage to the secret base has nine twists and eighteen bends, and there are 120 entrances and exits. Even I think it is very complicated at a rough look.

Yiermi’s secret base is very large, similar to his own bedroom, and he made a bed out of mud, and did the putty work very obsessively, so the walls are very strong, and there are no insects, just This is really a good habit, I hope he can continue to maintain it.

In addition, it also has the minimalist style of Yier fans, so there is no other furniture, why do you want to put a crib next to the bed?Why put a clay doll in the crib?He was also given a pink wig and his limbs were pinned to the bed.

Because only a pair of eyes are left on the doll's facial features, and the eyes were roughly cut out directly. It looks very pervasive. It is impossible for me to associate this with me just because of the pink hair.

The hobbies of IL fans are really unclear.

I stared at Il fans with some hesitation, even if in order to rebel against Kiki, he often asked him to take pictures with cute dolls, he could choose a way not to distort his own aesthetics.

Although even if he and Shiba protested about Kiju, there was no result, they would just pat on the shoulder and let everyone respect their mother.

Then I thought in my heart [it is too wise to make myself a muscular man bursting three dresses] and secretly felt refreshed.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way, this damn picture of women's clothing.

I always feel that he has ruined his appearance and can still get his mother's love because he gave birth to the same lovely child?

It has to be said that as the eldest son, Yi Ermi sacrificed too much for the love of his parents.

However, in the next second, Yier Fan said something that shocked me, "Do you like it? This is Kusuo I pinched."

???

I was shocked.

I wasn't shocked when my parents fought and knocked down our hilltop villa when I was born.

I wasn't shocked when I found out that I could hear everyone, see through, have a hearing range of 200 meters, and teleport.

But now I'm really shocked.

I'm the guy who would be the perfect prop for any horror film crew?

Do I look like this in the hearts of Yier fans?

Although I'm a bit gloomy in the same vein as beating the enemy when I'm not smiling, but it's not to this point.

Also, what happened to the pin stuck in the hand?

Now the question is, should I admit that my brother has bad eyesight, or is he not good at workmanship?Obviously, when he was throwing nails, his hands were quite steady, and he was also very good at scraping putty on his underground base.

So there is no artistic cell?

I don't want to get a ridiculous Yier fan experience card here for a short time.

But how did he find me in such an empty basement bedroom?

I asked this question when I thought about it, and Il fans answered directly: "The transmission of sound."

Well, I also gave me a brief physics lesson. Sound travels faster in solids than in air.

In the middle of the night, I caught my one-year-old and three-month-old brother running away from home. First, I gave him a physics class.

It's because I'm out of shape.

Although I think that for normal people, ordinary people should not be able to detect such a little movement from me sitting on the grass.

Is this guy's quality really just above average?

It's just black hair, but it's also possible to dye silver hair to be the head of the family. It's much easier than mine. Dad, look at your eldest son.

If he doesn't become the head of the family, he will go crazy.

"Kusuo, answer my question." Ilmi asked again, "Don't make me say it a third time."

There was a gloomy aura exuding from him, and the wrist holding my ankle exerted a bit of force. The atmosphere was very dignified, and it was this moonless night, and it was even more stormy.

It's just that the posture is a bit like flying a kite.

What if I said I was going to run away from home?

It’s probably nothing, at most they will be arrested, because the Dadike is an ancient family, they follow the rules, my age is not up to the standard of losing childhood, and they generally don’t push the seedlings back, so they won’t be the same as Miji Caught in the torture room.

It doesn't matter if I go in, and I'm not afraid of being beaten at all.

I want to say again, since everyone follows the rules so much, please keep the tradition that pink hair cannot be the head of the house, thank you.

If not, write it into the house rules.

So if I say that I want to run away from home, the only usefulness is to break the law of running away from home at the age of 12.

This 12-year-old is the information I painstakingly pulled out from Siba. He ran away from home when he was 12 years old.

It's not easy to find out the news. Since he knew that I can use telepathy to read everyone's mind, when facing me, either the brain will be blank, or it will be a mess of thoughts or the snowflake sound of the TV. I got it from him Information is a very labor-intensive thing.

Xiba, I suddenly remembered one thing, I didn't run away from home successfully, and I didn't break the law at all.

But I didn't run away from home to break this record, why should I bother with this?

Also, why should I use Miji's current catchphrase, my catchphrase is "Ye Lie Ya Lie".

When I kept silent and complained in my heart, I kept looking at Il fans, which made us look more serious.

At this moment, there were several noisy sounds of clothes corners rubbing against each other, and at the same time, a sharp shout came, "What are you doing?"

Like a sonic skill, the weeds on both sides were violently hit on both sides, and fell to the ground.

There is only one person who can do this with his voice in Beat the Enemy.

Yiermi and I looked back in sync, and saw Kiqiu in a nightgown.

Even if she was still wearing the electronic screen at night, she couldn't observe her expression, but Shiba who followed her had a solemn expression, with the corners of her mouth pursed into a straight line.

"Ilmi, Kusuo, what are you doing here?" Shiba said.

If you let him know that I tried to break his record of running away from home at the age of 12 when I was one year and three months old, wouldn't that mean I want me to inherit the family business?

No, absolutely not.

I didn't know what to think, so I immediately shouted telepathically, "Ilmi wants to be my father!"

How succinct and intimidating, my father and mother were stunned.

Because of the problem of strength, they ran behind my parents, and the servants who just rushed over just heard a single sound, and they were all silent, and their original intentionally imprisoned voices were broken.

[How could this be? 】

Ya Lie Ya Lie, I want to know too.

Want to drink some unmedicated sweetened milk to calm down.

The author has something to say:

Brother's manual tutorial:

To make Kusuo, you need some soil, a pink wig, and some nails

The first step is to make a puppet shape

The second step is to insert the eyes with fingers

The third step is to put on the wig

Step [-]: In order to prevent Kusuo from escaping, put nails on his hands and feet

Brother: Perfect, Kusuo GET!