Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy
Chapter 29
The beating enemy is about to add a baby, and everyone's joy is beyond words, and everyone has taken action, such as a crib that needs to be beaten, and some necessary supplies for babies that need to be prepared from now on.
It's not like building a crib starts with planting trees, but it takes several days to choose the best suitable wood in a forest densely covered with monsters.
As for where are the cribs for Ilmi and Miji?Together with the pacifier, it is also stored in the safe like a souvenir.
I always feel that if Ki Qiu has seven children, if the baby teacher is going to make a TV series, the crew can ask our family to use a pacifier as the cornerstone of the world.
Reporting the name of beating the enemy is much more advanced than the Avengers Prison.
Even horror novelists can apply for authorization, and they can do it, but even if they come to ask for it, I don't think the success rate is very high.
The things put in the treasure chest of the enemy are generally not taken out.
The safe for beating the enemy is a big treasury at the bottom of the mountain. There are never gold, silver and jewels in it, or the big treasures of celebrities. Once it is released, it will cause world turmoil, maybe there is, and it is probably left in the intelligence department.
In the safe there are only souvenirs left by everyone who beat the enemy. It is more like a souvenir box than a safe.
Of course, putting the crib and pacifiers in is purely my dad's own selfishness. Otherwise, even if the entire continent is hollowed out, all the commemorative things will not be able to be filled.
We beat the enemy is really a big family that has lasted for hundreds of years.
In addition to making a bed, when disturbed by monsters that don't have long eyes, they will also hunt casually. Like the carpet under my feet now, I shot it conveniently when I was choosing the material for my crib.
My dad likes this kind of fur products very much, it is not environmentally friendly.
After the servants get busy, although they still do their jobs very well, they still pay less attention to us.
The most obvious one is Wutong. Before, I doubted that his ability was [-]% hearing the people from the master’s family calling him. It seemed that he would appear like a ninja after calling out every moment, and then he nodded and asked, " What are your orders, master?"
But since Kiki got pregnant, he hasn't had that much time to pay attention to us.
But Wu Tong also went to Mi Ji and me to apologize.
"Sorry, there is no way to accommodate the demands of the Second Young Master and the Third Young Master immediately." Indus seemed to blame himself for this.
There is no way that Wutong's ability is the release type, and he can't conjure up countless clones and circle around us.
To be honest, there is no need for Wutong to explain himself, he is a housekeeper and not our personal servant, but he has always had this character.
I said to Wutong, "It doesn't matter."
Wutong is so busy that he is secretly dyeing his white hair black with hair dye. He is too busy, and he often has no skills at all, and he also cares about the height of the next generation of the enemy.
It's a pity that people with superpowers can't do anything about hairline or gray hair.
I let Wutong rest a lot and let him go.
"Don't you feel very angry?" Mi Ji sat down on the chair, leaned his chin on the back chair, and asked me.
"Because Wutong won't respond to us in time?" I said indifferently, "He won't."
Although I specifically explained it, Wutong will definitely not treat us slowly, and it is not acting in any Gongdou drama.
But if Xiba is likened to a king, he has a mistress outside, and Kiqiu can tear him up first, and then take us back to her happy hometown on Meteor Street, and the show will end directly.
Mom has never been a little white flower who swallows her anger.
"No," Mi Ji said angrily to me, "I'm going to have a new brother! You won't get attention anymore! No one will care about your feelings."
That's really... so hard (happy) to feel (happy).
What kind of happy ending is this?
The favor given to Yao'er as an identity is not important at all, hey, hey, laughing, in fact, he doesn't have it at all, only wants to get rid of the covetous eyes of his father who beat the enemy Hakka master, and wants to put me in that position.
With a new child, it means that the silver-haired Oudou, who conforms to the tradition of beating the enemy, is coming, and then he can be made the owner of the beating enemy, and I can be free.
free!I won't give it in vain this time.
In comparison, I was thrown out of a copy of "Basic Structure of the Human Body" because I couldn't tell the difference between a tumor and a fetus. It didn't matter that I could concentrate on studying it.
Please, I'm inexperienced, and there are no other pregnant women to tell me when I'm beating the enemy.
But this doesn't affect my good mood. Ki Qiu is still pregnant with twins. Even if one is not silver-haired, the probability of the other is very high, let alone I will curse the next child to be silver-haired every day.
Today is really a day worth setting off firecrackers.
I originally wanted to ask Mi Ji to set off firecrackers together at night, but his appearance was even more strange than before, with an angry and sullen face, so I had to give up this idea.
"Did you think of me the same way before I was born?" I thought for a while and asked.
Funny’s anger was like a balloon that was punctured, and he blew it all at once, and he manipulated the robot fiercely to push my baby chair out of the door.
"Stupid Kusuo!"
Saying this, he slammed the door shut.
I've seen too much Two-dimensional, will my own personality become Two-dimensional?
The crying tone of "Stupid Kusuo" gave me goosebumps all over my body.
However, with the clairvoyant eye, you can see Mi Chi sitting on the ground in a daze, and you can't see his expression even with your back to the door. If you look at it for a long time, it becomes a skeleton sitting, as if he was originally that old.
Can't even read thoughts.
I often despise the funny expression as a big pool of leaks, and I will never know how to hide my inner voice, but now I can't read it, but I feel so sad.
I could easily teleport into it, but eventually gave up.
In this atmosphere, I don't know what to say at all.
All in all, let's first find out the reason why the ridiculousness has become like this.
When I went to the butler's office to look for Wutong, the butlers were busy, and many things had to be discussed in detail.
It would affect their work if I swaggered in directly, so I simply came in "stealth".
There are piles of documents around Wutong like a hill, and they are being processed quickly.
Makes me a little embarrassed to interrupt his work.
I didn't speak until Wutong had a break to drink water.
[Sycamore. 】
The people who were beating up the enemy were used to my elusiveness, and Wutong was not frightened by me to spit out water.
[Third Young Master, is there something wrong? 】
【I want to know if anything strange happened to Miji before I was born? 】
[Sorry, third young master. 】 Wutong nodded slightly to the front, 【I can't tell you. 】
【This is the master's secret. Even if you ask me, I can't tell you about the second young master. 】Wu Tong said 【If you really want to know, you can ask the master. 】
There is nothing wrong with this, and I went to Xiba without blaming Wutong.
Shiba is playing chess with Kiqiu, both of them are very skilled in chess, and they are evenly matched. Just watching them play chess is actually a kind of enjoyment, but the premise is to endure the show of affection between them.
"Ananda, you are really amazing."
"You too."
Sending out pink love light waves to each other.
At this time, Shiba suddenly picked up a chess piece and threw it at me. Although I dodged, I still accidentally bumped into the desk next to me. The ability of "invisibility" disappeared, and I was exposed in front of their eyes.
"Ananda, Kusuo is so good, I almost missed him!" Kicho blowing rainbow farts to me.
There are too many traces of description in these words, and it is hard for me to say anything.
Even Xiba passed the sentence "a loving mother loses her children".
This is a joke.
During the training, Kiqiu was never merciful, but I haven't trained yet and I don't have the right to speak.
"What's the matter with you?" Shiba understands me very well, and knows that I usually don't look for him, except when reading jokes of course. I haven't read my own jokes recently, so the only option left is something.
I rephrased the question.
Shiba recalled and said: "We were indeed a little ignorant and ridiculous at that time."
"However, Mi Chi was looking forward to your birth." Sheba said, "He made the rattle on your crib."
"There is still a lot of waste in the warehouse."
No wonder at that time, Mi Ji didn't let me go deep into the warehouse to get instant noodles, and left after moving three boxes. It turned out that I was afraid that I would find this.
Ahhhhhhhh, I don't know about this, the rattle has been hung on it a long time ago, and Mi Chi never mentioned it.
"Because he disliked the ugly things he made for the first time, so he didn't want to admit it." Shiba added.
At least before I was born, it didn't look like I would be angry about my future siblings.
Was it really ignored after birth?
After all, the setting of superpowers after my birth is indeed very powerful.
I don't have any other information for Xiba and Kiqiu, so let's discuss it with someone else first.
"So Miji was ignored after you were born, and now you are getting angry for no reason, does it have something to do with me?" Amano Yuxue asked unhappily.
"Because only you can answer this question in the entire Beat the Enemy."
After I was born, my parents collapsed the villa because of my pink hair, and then I showed superpowers, and I have been under the spotlight. I can't imagine this.
But Yuki Amano is also very jealous of Hisoka, especially when he introduced my wife's name, he should have the right to speak.
Hearing this, Amano Yuki became very mad and said, "I'm not jealous of Hisoka!"
I stared at him blankly.
"It's really annoying, I don't want to talk to you." Amano Yuki said holding the calendar, "I've lived here for 22 days, eight hours, five minutes and 31 seconds. When can I go back?"
I didn't care about him, but I looked at the date on the calendar, only to find that Mi Ji's birthday will be in seven days.
In fact, beating the enemy has never celebrated birthdays very much. Usually, it is just eating a cake and finishing the work. There is no complicated process at all, because it is too ceremonial, so I don’t have a deep impression.
Only when I saw the calendar now did I think of such a thing.
I still remember that six years old is a very special day, because Mi Ji has been talking about this over and over again a few days ago, but I was shocked by the fact that Yiermi ran away with Hisoka, so I didn’t say it these days, even with me Almost forgot.
Beating the enemy will go out for the first time to go out to exercise when he is six years old, so he will celebrate it on his birthday, probably to let them remember that they have a home and don't play wild outside.
Anyway, if it's me, I definitely don't want to come back.
The focus now should be on the future siblings.
In this way, Mi Ji is not worried that everyone will ignore him because everyone pays attention to his new younger siblings.
Ya Lie Ya Lie, children will care about these.
Mature, um, babies like me just rejoice.
There is no other way, let me make him happy. After all, I don’t even watch the training courses every day, but show me late-night detective dramas.
It's just a birthday party, small case.
"Eh? A birthday party?" Amano Yuki cheered as if she was alive, and then coughed quickly, "I'll help you out of mercy."
[No need, Wutong is an excellent housekeeper. 】
"But Wutong is very busy now, and it's time for year-end accounting." Amano Yuxue blinked and said, "And it's the birthday party you gave to Miji, so it's more pleasant to organize it yourself."
Yeah, that seems to make sense.
I admit that I was persuaded by Amano Yuki and agreed to this matter.
Amano Yuxue was quick to move, biting the pen holder and writing a few plans.
I rejected all unreliable proposals like using airships to scatter flowers in the sky, and the remaining few are barely usable.
Discussing this with Yuyuki Amano was really tiring. When I went back with a yawn, I always felt like I forgot something.
When I was half asleep, I was suddenly awakened by a chill.
Oops, forgot to reply to Il fans.
It's not like building a crib starts with planting trees, but it takes several days to choose the best suitable wood in a forest densely covered with monsters.
As for where are the cribs for Ilmi and Miji?Together with the pacifier, it is also stored in the safe like a souvenir.
I always feel that if Ki Qiu has seven children, if the baby teacher is going to make a TV series, the crew can ask our family to use a pacifier as the cornerstone of the world.
Reporting the name of beating the enemy is much more advanced than the Avengers Prison.
Even horror novelists can apply for authorization, and they can do it, but even if they come to ask for it, I don't think the success rate is very high.
The things put in the treasure chest of the enemy are generally not taken out.
The safe for beating the enemy is a big treasury at the bottom of the mountain. There are never gold, silver and jewels in it, or the big treasures of celebrities. Once it is released, it will cause world turmoil, maybe there is, and it is probably left in the intelligence department.
In the safe there are only souvenirs left by everyone who beat the enemy. It is more like a souvenir box than a safe.
Of course, putting the crib and pacifiers in is purely my dad's own selfishness. Otherwise, even if the entire continent is hollowed out, all the commemorative things will not be able to be filled.
We beat the enemy is really a big family that has lasted for hundreds of years.
In addition to making a bed, when disturbed by monsters that don't have long eyes, they will also hunt casually. Like the carpet under my feet now, I shot it conveniently when I was choosing the material for my crib.
My dad likes this kind of fur products very much, it is not environmentally friendly.
After the servants get busy, although they still do their jobs very well, they still pay less attention to us.
The most obvious one is Wutong. Before, I doubted that his ability was [-]% hearing the people from the master’s family calling him. It seemed that he would appear like a ninja after calling out every moment, and then he nodded and asked, " What are your orders, master?"
But since Kiki got pregnant, he hasn't had that much time to pay attention to us.
But Wu Tong also went to Mi Ji and me to apologize.
"Sorry, there is no way to accommodate the demands of the Second Young Master and the Third Young Master immediately." Indus seemed to blame himself for this.
There is no way that Wutong's ability is the release type, and he can't conjure up countless clones and circle around us.
To be honest, there is no need for Wutong to explain himself, he is a housekeeper and not our personal servant, but he has always had this character.
I said to Wutong, "It doesn't matter."
Wutong is so busy that he is secretly dyeing his white hair black with hair dye. He is too busy, and he often has no skills at all, and he also cares about the height of the next generation of the enemy.
It's a pity that people with superpowers can't do anything about hairline or gray hair.
I let Wutong rest a lot and let him go.
"Don't you feel very angry?" Mi Ji sat down on the chair, leaned his chin on the back chair, and asked me.
"Because Wutong won't respond to us in time?" I said indifferently, "He won't."
Although I specifically explained it, Wutong will definitely not treat us slowly, and it is not acting in any Gongdou drama.
But if Xiba is likened to a king, he has a mistress outside, and Kiqiu can tear him up first, and then take us back to her happy hometown on Meteor Street, and the show will end directly.
Mom has never been a little white flower who swallows her anger.
"No," Mi Ji said angrily to me, "I'm going to have a new brother! You won't get attention anymore! No one will care about your feelings."
That's really... so hard (happy) to feel (happy).
What kind of happy ending is this?
The favor given to Yao'er as an identity is not important at all, hey, hey, laughing, in fact, he doesn't have it at all, only wants to get rid of the covetous eyes of his father who beat the enemy Hakka master, and wants to put me in that position.
With a new child, it means that the silver-haired Oudou, who conforms to the tradition of beating the enemy, is coming, and then he can be made the owner of the beating enemy, and I can be free.
free!I won't give it in vain this time.
In comparison, I was thrown out of a copy of "Basic Structure of the Human Body" because I couldn't tell the difference between a tumor and a fetus. It didn't matter that I could concentrate on studying it.
Please, I'm inexperienced, and there are no other pregnant women to tell me when I'm beating the enemy.
But this doesn't affect my good mood. Ki Qiu is still pregnant with twins. Even if one is not silver-haired, the probability of the other is very high, let alone I will curse the next child to be silver-haired every day.
Today is really a day worth setting off firecrackers.
I originally wanted to ask Mi Ji to set off firecrackers together at night, but his appearance was even more strange than before, with an angry and sullen face, so I had to give up this idea.
"Did you think of me the same way before I was born?" I thought for a while and asked.
Funny’s anger was like a balloon that was punctured, and he blew it all at once, and he manipulated the robot fiercely to push my baby chair out of the door.
"Stupid Kusuo!"
Saying this, he slammed the door shut.
I've seen too much Two-dimensional, will my own personality become Two-dimensional?
The crying tone of "Stupid Kusuo" gave me goosebumps all over my body.
However, with the clairvoyant eye, you can see Mi Chi sitting on the ground in a daze, and you can't see his expression even with your back to the door. If you look at it for a long time, it becomes a skeleton sitting, as if he was originally that old.
Can't even read thoughts.
I often despise the funny expression as a big pool of leaks, and I will never know how to hide my inner voice, but now I can't read it, but I feel so sad.
I could easily teleport into it, but eventually gave up.
In this atmosphere, I don't know what to say at all.
All in all, let's first find out the reason why the ridiculousness has become like this.
When I went to the butler's office to look for Wutong, the butlers were busy, and many things had to be discussed in detail.
It would affect their work if I swaggered in directly, so I simply came in "stealth".
There are piles of documents around Wutong like a hill, and they are being processed quickly.
Makes me a little embarrassed to interrupt his work.
I didn't speak until Wutong had a break to drink water.
[Sycamore. 】
The people who were beating up the enemy were used to my elusiveness, and Wutong was not frightened by me to spit out water.
[Third Young Master, is there something wrong? 】
【I want to know if anything strange happened to Miji before I was born? 】
[Sorry, third young master. 】 Wutong nodded slightly to the front, 【I can't tell you. 】
【This is the master's secret. Even if you ask me, I can't tell you about the second young master. 】Wu Tong said 【If you really want to know, you can ask the master. 】
There is nothing wrong with this, and I went to Xiba without blaming Wutong.
Shiba is playing chess with Kiqiu, both of them are very skilled in chess, and they are evenly matched. Just watching them play chess is actually a kind of enjoyment, but the premise is to endure the show of affection between them.
"Ananda, you are really amazing."
"You too."
Sending out pink love light waves to each other.
At this time, Shiba suddenly picked up a chess piece and threw it at me. Although I dodged, I still accidentally bumped into the desk next to me. The ability of "invisibility" disappeared, and I was exposed in front of their eyes.
"Ananda, Kusuo is so good, I almost missed him!" Kicho blowing rainbow farts to me.
There are too many traces of description in these words, and it is hard for me to say anything.
Even Xiba passed the sentence "a loving mother loses her children".
This is a joke.
During the training, Kiqiu was never merciful, but I haven't trained yet and I don't have the right to speak.
"What's the matter with you?" Shiba understands me very well, and knows that I usually don't look for him, except when reading jokes of course. I haven't read my own jokes recently, so the only option left is something.
I rephrased the question.
Shiba recalled and said: "We were indeed a little ignorant and ridiculous at that time."
"However, Mi Chi was looking forward to your birth." Sheba said, "He made the rattle on your crib."
"There is still a lot of waste in the warehouse."
No wonder at that time, Mi Ji didn't let me go deep into the warehouse to get instant noodles, and left after moving three boxes. It turned out that I was afraid that I would find this.
Ahhhhhhhh, I don't know about this, the rattle has been hung on it a long time ago, and Mi Chi never mentioned it.
"Because he disliked the ugly things he made for the first time, so he didn't want to admit it." Shiba added.
At least before I was born, it didn't look like I would be angry about my future siblings.
Was it really ignored after birth?
After all, the setting of superpowers after my birth is indeed very powerful.
I don't have any other information for Xiba and Kiqiu, so let's discuss it with someone else first.
"So Miji was ignored after you were born, and now you are getting angry for no reason, does it have something to do with me?" Amano Yuxue asked unhappily.
"Because only you can answer this question in the entire Beat the Enemy."
After I was born, my parents collapsed the villa because of my pink hair, and then I showed superpowers, and I have been under the spotlight. I can't imagine this.
But Yuki Amano is also very jealous of Hisoka, especially when he introduced my wife's name, he should have the right to speak.
Hearing this, Amano Yuki became very mad and said, "I'm not jealous of Hisoka!"
I stared at him blankly.
"It's really annoying, I don't want to talk to you." Amano Yuki said holding the calendar, "I've lived here for 22 days, eight hours, five minutes and 31 seconds. When can I go back?"
I didn't care about him, but I looked at the date on the calendar, only to find that Mi Ji's birthday will be in seven days.
In fact, beating the enemy has never celebrated birthdays very much. Usually, it is just eating a cake and finishing the work. There is no complicated process at all, because it is too ceremonial, so I don’t have a deep impression.
Only when I saw the calendar now did I think of such a thing.
I still remember that six years old is a very special day, because Mi Ji has been talking about this over and over again a few days ago, but I was shocked by the fact that Yiermi ran away with Hisoka, so I didn’t say it these days, even with me Almost forgot.
Beating the enemy will go out for the first time to go out to exercise when he is six years old, so he will celebrate it on his birthday, probably to let them remember that they have a home and don't play wild outside.
Anyway, if it's me, I definitely don't want to come back.
The focus now should be on the future siblings.
In this way, Mi Ji is not worried that everyone will ignore him because everyone pays attention to his new younger siblings.
Ya Lie Ya Lie, children will care about these.
Mature, um, babies like me just rejoice.
There is no other way, let me make him happy. After all, I don’t even watch the training courses every day, but show me late-night detective dramas.
It's just a birthday party, small case.
"Eh? A birthday party?" Amano Yuki cheered as if she was alive, and then coughed quickly, "I'll help you out of mercy."
[No need, Wutong is an excellent housekeeper. 】
"But Wutong is very busy now, and it's time for year-end accounting." Amano Yuxue blinked and said, "And it's the birthday party you gave to Miji, so it's more pleasant to organize it yourself."
Yeah, that seems to make sense.
I admit that I was persuaded by Amano Yuki and agreed to this matter.
Amano Yuxue was quick to move, biting the pen holder and writing a few plans.
I rejected all unreliable proposals like using airships to scatter flowers in the sky, and the remaining few are barely usable.
Discussing this with Yuyuki Amano was really tiring. When I went back with a yawn, I always felt like I forgot something.
When I was half asleep, I was suddenly awakened by a chill.
Oops, forgot to reply to Il fans.
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