Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Probably because my pupils were shaking too obviously, Mi Ji leaned over, "What's wrong?"

While talking, he looked down at the photo in my hand, and when he saw the Sakyamuni inside, Mi Ji also fell silent.

"This is the eldest brother?"

I nodded heavily, for the lost face of our elder brother.

After talking for a long time, Mi Ji finally recovered his voice, "Kusuo, you can rest assured, the big brother's aesthetics are not going to the clown."

Do you need me to translate what he needs to code in his heart?

But let's not talk about the ridiculousness first, I was also shocked.

Comforting people does not bring such comfort.

Although he didn't run towards the clown, he turned into a Sakyamuni directly.

Take a look at the Yier fan in the photo, there are countless tacks on his face, and his face is elongated like a horse, so he only needs to change his color and go to the place where the custard fruit is sold in the fruit shop. , no one can recognize it.

Maybe you'll recognize it, because it's so ugly.

Anyway, we all came out of Ki Qiu's closet, so the aesthetics should not be too much.

Could it be that the aesthetic rebellion is directly caused by being more beautiful.

"What did you write to the eldest brother?" Mi Ji asked curiously, "He directly changed into a species."

It's really nothing, just tell him to protect himself outside.

I recounted it to Mi Ji.

Mi Ji stroked his chin and said, "However, the beauty of the eldest brother is indeed easy to be missed. If it becomes like this, there will be no problem at all. No one will take a second look. I guess he will run away."

[After the elder brother came back, hang this face upside down in front of your window. 】

In the past, she could still be called Sadako, at least she was still a beautiful Sadako, but now, it's an alien invasion.

The corner of Miji's mouth twitched, "Don't worry, I slept soundly, and I won't be frightened by my elder brother in the middle of the night."

"And," Mi Ji looked carefully at Yiermi's face, "This is the big brother who often plays with pins, maybe he has finally learned how to use acupuncture to disguise his acupoints, take a photo to show you, This kind of thing should be able to recover by removing the pin.”

If this is the case, the possibility is very high. Yi Er's aesthetics should not be like this, so my mother has to be the first to go crazy, and then contact the best plastic surgery hospital to change him back.

It's okay to become a Sakyamuni outside, anyway, it didn't come close to my eyes.

"I don't think you need to pay too much attention," Mi Ji said, "You will turn into a bone if you stare at it a few more times."

I think he is connoting me, I can blink wildly to resist the curse of bone transformation.

And judging from the face of Yier fans, I think it is very possible that his bones are also deformed, just like ET.

Too hot for the eyes.

He won't be too young to think about developing into Xiba, but I want to say that Xiba with a wrinkled face is also better-looking than the current Yiermi.

After thinking about it, I think I still have to save the aesthetics of Il fans.

Ask Wutong to take out part of Miji's card to buy a box of Sakyamuni for Ilmi. In this way, Ilmi can know what I want to say without hurting his self-esteem.

I'm really too witty.

"Why use my card?" Mi Ji was very dissatisfied.

"I don't have any money," I said, spreading my hands. "Besides, he is your eldest brother."

This is true. Although Mi Ji hasn't been on a mission yet, he has his own hacking business, and he also helps the sideline business of beating enemy hackers. He will get a commission every month.

And my pocket money.

For me, there is no pocket money at all, and the pocket money cannot be received until the age of three.

Wu Tong at the side couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "This money will be paid for beating the enemy, young master."

Mi Ji's eyes lit up and he leaned over, "Hey hey hey", he laughed slyly, "You won't and can't stand big brother's new look, right?"

Wutong's face was expressionless, and his glasses reflected light, "Eldest and young master look good no matter what."

Don't bully Wutong, as the housekeeper of our family, haven't you seen what he looks like with a bald head?

He spent all his salary on the insoles, although there is no IQ tax, but he is really loyal.

"Let's go, let's go see my gift." I rescued Wutong, and dragged Miji away with my thoughts.

Now it's time for me to unpack the things Ilmi gave me, and I don't know if there is any coffee jelly I want.

It was said to be a truckload, but it really was a truckload, a truck transported by an airship, with a mountain of presents on it.

I glanced at Mi Ji, and Mi Ji immediately said, "I received 200 million."

Considering that a coffee jelly costs 50 yuan, this truck is probably worthless, and this truck may be the most expensive.

I scanned around with my "see-through eye", and there were some gadgets that looked like local specialties, but there was no coffee jelly I wanted, because it was the wish of an Il fan, so I took it apart one by one.

"I wanted to say it before." Mi Ji said under the truck, looking up at me who was sitting on top of the pile of gifts and unwrapping paper, "Don't you think this is very similar to that boring game of raising frogs you played before?"

"That's 'Traveling Frog,'" I said, "and it's not boring."

After my abilities become stronger, there are few novelties, but games and the like can still be played, and "Traveling Frog" is one of them.

The specific is to raise a frog, then pack him a package, send him out to play, he will send a postcard and come back with a gift, because it is a random mode, there will be a lot of freshness.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhse this, this brother is really like the "travelling frog".

Elmi went out, and then sent letters and gifts back to me.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then "Brother Traveling", no, it should be "Brother Traveling Sakyamuni", it's not bad anyway.

I unwrapped the presents, and each gift was attached with a small note on it.

Looking at the words written by Yiermi, Mi Ji and I looked at each other in blank dismay.

What is written on the note is Il's personal understanding of these objects.

"It's a walnut, but I choked a telekinetic with it."

Well, it couldn't be that while eating walnuts, I was frightened by the custard fruit that popped out suddenly, so I stuffed the walnuts down my throat and choked to death.

It's a humiliating death.

Some things are local specialties on the surface, but they can actually be used to kill people.

Fortunately, he didn't force us to write a research paper too.

"Are you surprised?" Mi Ji asked me.

When I was looking through it, I did just scan it. I didn’t find the attached note. It should be that Ilmi put it in an inconspicuous place with care, but there was really no surprise at all, only speechlessness.

I'm not very interested in these things, so I wanted to give them to my servants. I had treated Il fans like national treasures before, but at this moment, I was courteous, and I didn't dare to forward the gifts Il fans gave me.

Hey, hey, are you worried that Ilmi will assassinate them at this time?

A national treasure becomes a national hegemony.

In the end, there was no way. Fortunately, after the instant noodle incident, Wutong forced the warehouse to be cleaned up, and the vacated space was given to me. I piled all the things in it, otherwise they could only be stuffed into my room.

As for the truck, it was sent back by the airship.

Putting a truck in the garden, with Ki Qiu's aesthetics, would probably kill him with a punch.

But I have to talk to Il fans first.

[Brother,

Gifts are expensive, but I think the food is good. (PS, especially the coffee jelly)]

I hope Il fans can accept my express statement.

Well, now receiving letters from Il fans has become what I am most looking forward to.

Coffee jelly, coffee jelly.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

The delivery was a bit late this time, probably because Il fans had gone far away from the beating enemy, and it took five days to receive a new letter.

Attach a photo as usual.

The custard apple is still in the photo, the only change is that he has a pink Mohawk head.

In the sky behind, there is Hisoka flying over to make a "V".

……

Destroy, do you think that the difference between you and Sakyamuni is that you have an extra pinch of pink hair?

You obviously grow hair and become more disgusting, like a broken Sakyamuni fruit, fall!

And why do you want to dye the same color as mine.

I don't want my pink hair to appear on such a face full of nails,

"How do you feel now?" Mi Ji took a trash can and put it under my mouth as a microphone.

I looked at the trash can, then at Mi Ji, he put the trash can under my mouth, what else do you want me to say?

But I didn't say anything in the end, and slapped Mi Chi away with my palm.

But it’s not impossible to say, if you want to talk about it, it’s playing a dress-up game, choosing beautiful clothes for the NPC, matching it with a cute hairstyle, and finally the NPC took off the clothes spontaneously and cut a Xibala. Wearing an airplane wig for yourself, going out in bum clothes, getting an "O" in the grades, and then smashing the computer monitor.

It can be seen now that Yier fans only love rebellion.

Any more comments, I'm afraid it will turn into something weird and weird again.

I don't want to see Shakya Goyer fans with pink airplane heads, or Shakya Goyer fans with twin ponytails, it's too hot on the eyes.

What's more, this time Il fans did send food, um, all kinds of fresh poisons, our head chef is very happy.

When cooking, put two spoonfuls of poison.

The poison was indeed a little manganese, I got a little nosebleed, and it was even worse, I vomited blood directly, but Amano Yuxue hid in the room under the pretext of losing weight.

I reckoned that he found out about this by making a "Mischievous Observation Diary", but he didn't even tell us.

On the other hand, Shiba and Kiqiu are fine.

Wu Tong bowed and asked, "Third Young Master, what do you want to write to Eldest Young Master next?"

I wiped my dripping nose with a napkin and figured I could send him a book in blood and write a coffee jelly.

Ya Li Ya Li, a little dirty, let's forget it.

I turned my attention to Shiba and Kiqiu who were expressionless. I have to say that Jiang is still old and spicy.

Eh?and many more.

Why are there two round tumors growing in Kiqiu's stomach?

It looks like the size of a fist.

When I said this, Beat the Dike suddenly became a mess.

Xiba immediately hugged the princess and picked up Kiqiu, and then rushed to the bedroom at a speed that ordinary people couldn't see. Miji and I had a brief glimpse of my dad's full speed.

The doctor who beat the enemy's standing staff immediately took action, and after a while, a circle of doctors surrounded Kiqiu's bed.

"Ananda, it's just a tumor," Kiqiu said with a relaxed face, "it's not a big deal, just cut it off."

Ji Qiu is a ruthless person who can fight Shiba for [-] rounds just after giving birth, but Shiba completely forgot about it, and his eyes were still a little dignified.

"It's no small matter," Sheba said. "You can't have an accident."

"Ananda..." Kiqiu said to Shiba affectionately.

At this time, the doctor interrupted the love bubbles that they exchanged with each other, wow, that's very bold, but what he said next, he could indeed be so bold, "Master, Madam is pregnant, after the third young master's test , or twins."

Hey hey, is this taking me for an X-ray?

But since it's for the next younger siblings, it doesn't matter.

Blessing must be silver-haired, we rely on him to beat the enemy, and so do I.