Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

This time Shiba didn't stop me, I teleported directly to Miji's room.

Surprisingly, he didn't tinker with his machines, and he didn't watch anime while sitting next to the computer. The screen was covered with monitors that were divided into small pieces.

His eyes were motionless, and his chin rested solemnly.

"What are you doing?" I asked aloud.

Mi Chi, who was sitting on the chair, was taken aback and almost fell to his knees.

"Did I say it, Kusuo," Miji was a little dissatisfied, "Before you come in, you have to knock on the door or imitate the sound of 'dong dong dong'."

Yier fans took advantage of the opportunity to open "Nian" and proposed to sleep with me. Can this dangerous moment make me think about knocking on the door?

I left out the "reading" of this matter, it sounds like Ilmi snatched back the blood-stained pacifier and took the opportunity to act coquettishly.

But Mi Ji didn't notice this subtle point, nodded in agreement and said: "That is indeed very dangerous."

"That's not right!" Mi Ji slapped his thigh suddenly and roared angrily, "You came to my room at a time like this?"

"It's over, I will be assassinated by my elder brother." Mi Ji anxiously bit his fingernails twice.

He thinks too much, it is impossible to beat the enemy and allow brothers to kill each other, at most it is a ruthless hand during training.

"You don't want me to join your 'Alliance to make big brother run away from home', do you?" Mi Ji said conspiratorially.

What is he talking about?

Didn't he make a wish in his N wishes on his birthday this year to let Il fans sign up to become a magical girl and then embark on the road of saving the world with full diligence?

I stared at him expressionlessly, shrugged my nose guiltily, changed the topic, and said quietly, "I think these two people are weird."

It's kind of weird, I ran to steal my pacifier in order to fight with Il fans, I've never seen such a guy who deserves a beating.

"It's the first time to come to our house." Mi Ji didn't receive my complaints, and said with a focused expression: "But I can avoid all the servants who come to your room to steal pacifiers."

Mi Ji turned on the monitoring, and found that Hisoka's trajectory was indeed very intriguing, very familiar, and walked to my room with almost no pause, as if he knew it in advance.

On this point, even Kikyo, who talks about "Mummy's baby Kusuo" every day, will be very careful not to leak any information, let alone Shiba who has been tense outside.

It is impossible to tell in advance.

"That's why," Mi Ji found a pair of glasses without frames from nowhere, which are the peripherals in "The Detective of Ten Thousand Years Elementary School Student", he pushed his own glasses, "there is only one truth."

He looked very serious, I originally wanted to listen to his reasoning seriously, but...

[Amano Yuyuki and Hisoka are magical girls who signed a contract with QB. 】

Funny, with such a high IQ on the machine, why does it look like a primary school student in life?

Yeah, yeah, according to his age, if he is outside, he is indeed still a kindergarten student.

It seems like a reconciliation can be made at once, well, but seriously, he should quit the reasoning world.

My complaints did not inform Mi Ji, but he noticed all this from my suddenly collapsed sight.

"Why?" Mi Ji grabbed off his glasses, "I think my reasoning is very well-founded."

"Didn't you find it?" Mi Ji pointed to the screen and said, "I checked all the monitoring today, and there is no Yuxue Amano in it."

Hearing this, I moved my eyes away, and there was only Hisoka coming to my room in the surveillance. He was very swaggering and arrogant. A poker card was inserted and scrapped.

But there was no picture of Yuxue Amano during the whole process, as if he avoided it on purpose.

The ridiculous surveillance is not very conspicuous, especially the few that have been installed recently are really well hidden. If you don't pay attention, you should not be discovered.

"Right," Mi Ji was complacent, and then lowered his head and blushed for a moment, "Don't you think she looks very kawaii? It's like the heroine in anime."

"He's a boy." I had to remind him.

Mi Ji educated me: "You can't judge gender by clothes. You must know that my mother also likes to dress up my elder brother as a beautiful girl."

I rely on clothes?

[Need I tell you, how many ribs did you break during your workout today? 】

I don't need such a low-level proof method as saying the color of the fat times.

For example, beating an enemy with a broken rib is a trivial matter, and there is no need to lie on the stomach for treatment. The highest record of Miji is that he was hung up in the torture room and slept for a night when three ribs were broken.

"Hiss..." Mi Ji took a breath and shook his hands, "Don't, I'll get hurt when you remind me."

Then he leaned over resolutely, he was only five years old but he felt very obscene, "Is he really a boy?"

To paraphrase one of your Two-dimensional words, "It's a boy who is so cute."

Although I think Amano Yuki is average, the people who beat up the enemy are all pretty good-looking, and I don't understand why Miji is attracted to him at all.

"That's because your aesthetic has gradually changed from face to bone." Mi Ji sighed and said old-fashionedly, "I'm very worried about your future, Kusuo."

Miji is serious, and it is similar to what Shiba said before.

Am I worrying?

But in the next second, I was sure that I was overthinking, and the joke was still the same joke.

"Don't you think that Youxue sauce is so incompatible with our family, the pink Lolita dress makes people want to shout 'oh hoo' at her," Mi Ji rubbed his chin, "It's completely gentle Hang up, surely not to draw a weapon from under the skirt."

Didn't he wear the pink Lolita dress himself?In comparison, Amano Yuyuki would be more suitable.

"There will be a watermelon knife and countless pocket knives," I replied.

Although it wasn't my original intention, Yuyuki Amano placed about a watermelon knife and sixteen small knives under his clothes against his skin. I really can't see it at all.

For Hisoka, he had hidden thirteen decks of playing cards on his body. If he went to the casino, he should be very good at cheating on the playing cards.

In order to support Mi Chi and I who ran away from home, I did research on it. Generally, cheaters don’t hide thirteen decks of cards, but I don’t need these tricks, just rely on superpowers.

But the way these two people hide their weapons is very similar. Are you really not afraid that one person will accidentally cut the skin into pieces?

Hisoka should be okay, the poker cards should be sharpened by the power of thought, Amano Yuyuki always feels that one day they will really turn into snowflakes.

If you think about it this way, the mainstream idea of ​​​​beating the enemy is to train the children at home to make their fingers into sharp bone claws that can pull out the heart. It is so clever, and you don’t need to bring a weapon when you go out.

However, Il fans still use nails as their long-range offensive weapons. If they use nails, they can only use melee combat. Sometimes it is more convenient to use long-distance.

Nails are also chosen for their portability.

The ridiculous dream was shattered.

"Heaven, earth, is it true that you can't find a lady when you're beating the enemy?"

Girls, you can be anything you want, although Yuki Amano is a boy.

I was too lazy to talk to him, but he reminded me of a train of thought.

Rather than saying that Yuki Amano signed a contract with QB to become a magical girl, it is better to say that he is a person with the ability to read.

Although I haven't seen "Qi" in him, I still can't find "Qi" when others use "Hidden".

"Concealment" is one of the application skills of "Nian". It gathers "Qi", reduces one's sense of existence, and abandons defense power, so it will not be so exaggerated in daily life. At most, it is to make others invisible To the extent that he is a person with the ability to read.

But since it was brought by Shiba, it won't cause any harm to us, so I don't bother to analyze so much, as long as it doesn't affect me.

"By the way, why does that one called "Xi Suo" pester the elder brother?" Mi Ji asked puzzled.

Yier fans feel like a black legend in the whole beating enemy, especially on Mi Ji's side, but most of the servants look at us with an [-] times filter, this thing about Yier fans I can only change it to praise, and at most add a word like "somewhat terrifying, as expected of Master Yiermi".

Probably a game of perverted combat madness.

As soon as the opponent came in, he was evaluating the combat power, and gave Mi Ji a three-pointer.

As for me, I'm probably still a baby so I just skipped it.

That's great, thank you for being a baby.

If I talk to Mi Ji like this, he will probably go to Hisoka to challenge Hisoka angrily, so forget it.

For his own good, I turned off the monitor on Miqi's computer and planned to continue watching my detective drama.

"It can't be that your curse really came true?" Mi Ji thought for a moment and suddenly said, "Is it because of "The Entanglement of the Ripper and the Hunter"?"

It's "The Fiery Entanglement of Jack the Ripper and Detective Hunter".

In other words, Il fans did spoil the incident with me at the time, and cursed him because they were very angry, and later complained about it with Mi Ji.

It would be no fun if there is no support for my complaints.

Let me think about what I cursed him, eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, going to the toilet without paper, and encountering a lifetime of trouble.

Hahaha, how is it possible?

Hisoka really fits the term "troublemaker", it should be said [-]%.

But I don't have the ability to curse so far.

This can’t be said for sure, the ability of “invisibility” also appeared suddenly when I was playing peek-a-boo.

But it's impossible for Hisoka to be such a big living troublesome spirit that I conjured it up.

Hisoka was adopted by my wife Yuno and his wife a long time ago, and it was already planned to throw him, together with Amano Yuki, to live in Dadike for a few days.

It should have nothing to do with me.

Wait, Hisoka, does this kind of psychosis really exist?

Too bad, I even doubt myself.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, if it doesn't work, I have to experiment.

I set my sights on the jokes.

"You don't want to curse me, do you?" Mi Ji raised his hands and shook his head repeatedly, "No, if you do this, I will be angry, really angry."

"I won't show you late-night paid programs, you can only go to Il fans."

The threat was so weighty that I had to let go of my inner thoughts.

It's a bit immoral to deliberately curse the servants for experiments.

"Anyway, you cursed Yiermi." Mi Ji took a bunch of grapes and said while eating, "There are a lot of instant noodles in Wutong's old warehouse, you can ask elder brother to open them one by one to have a look."

good idea.

The author has something to say:

Cold knowledge of the killer family:

In addition to killing people, the killer family also has a firecracker factory (every time the main family is unlucky, it will make a lot of money), as well as ticket income for tourist attractions. In addition, many horror writers have given copyright fees to create, and other various business, each of the most profitable business relies on scolding the owner to get ahead