Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

I looked at the bloody pacifier and choked speechlessly for a while.

It's like entering a strange stage play theater.

Why is there a big opening on the top of my neck with playing cards?

Oh nothing, just for my brother's pacifier.

Why is there a big hole in my chest?

Hehe, I just stole his brother's pacifier just to get the overbearing killer's attention.

Are you playing "The Pacifier Controlled by Mafia's Domineering Young Master"?

If you tell unrelated passers-by, you will think that these two people are seriously ill somewhere?

If it was a movie, someone would give it a negative rating.

With this kind of vertical fishing rod, Yi Ermi can still bite the hook like a big fish.

Yeah, yeah, is this brotherly love?

I wouldn't be moved, and I even twitched the corners of my mouth in embarrassment.

Pacifiers made of toxic substances are not a good product. Although the price is indeed more expensive than imagined, our family is not short of money.

If you think about it carefully, Il fans do tend to be a bit of a miser.

Our kid who beat the enemy has his own bank card at the age of six. This money is considered as pocket money and income from labor, and the daily expenses are all paid by the family. According to Mi Ji, the money in the Ilmi card The money has eight figures, and I haven't seen him use it much. It's like a big black dragon guarding the gold coins that can only get in and out.

Mi Ji has been jealous for a long time, but he died laughing, he didn't dare to act like a baby and ask for a gift to buy a figure.

Of course, I don’t care about the private property of Il fans anymore, and I have never thought about letting Il fans exchange all the money in their bank cards for desserts, but I just want to say that we really don’t need this pacifier for beating enemies money.

Brother, my dear brother, go and learn the course "How to Throw Out Unused Old Things Quickly".

This is Wutong's favorite class. It seems to be to get rid of the habit on Meteor Street, but in fact it is useless at all. I piled up a warehouse of old things, such as some IQ tax bought to worry about the height of the enemy. insoles.

Ilmi kept this weird posture, and then sent the pacifier forward again. He and Hisoka were connected together in a posture of hurting each other. Hisoka, who was next to him, also made strange noises because of Ilmi's movements. .

It should just be the pain from the hand not entering the chest cavity.

I don't want to take the pacifier at all, anyway, I am an ordinary baby now, so I also put on a standard "playing stupid face" to deal with it.

Yi Erfan got to this point and didn't say much, just looked at Hisoka's clothes.

[Used to wipe the pacifier is dirty, forget it. 】

Then put the pacifier back.

[Stained with the blood of a perverted thief, I don't want to keep it, so go back and burn it. 】

……collect?

I caught the keyword.

It seems that I have to check to see if I am missing anything. I am quite careless in this regard, and what is missing will be made up immediately, so I have no corresponding awareness.

Beware of my brother, I'm probably also No.1.

Naturally, Shiba came here not to watch the twisted body art of Yiermi and Hisoka, but to clean up the mess.

Under his witness, the two counted "one, two, three" and let go of their hands at the same time.

Yiermi's neck and Hisoka's chest began to bleed without any cover, but the expressions of the two did not change at all, one was expressionless, and the other smiled sweetly.

Both sides are still a bit pity, and the direction of pity is also opposite.

[No medicine was applied on the nails. 】

[I really want to fight again. 】

……ill.

The servants began to clean up the mess in an orderly manner, took out the medical kit and began to provide one-stop service for dressing up the medicine.

Shiba finally returned to normal and hugged me who was hanging in the air by pressing my ears. This action would not break my neck, but I was stared at by Il fans, thinking [I will try it next time] in my mind, My psychological pressure is also a bit high.

It is impossible not to know the context, but Shiba still pretended to ask: "What happened?"

When he said this, it seemed to be for deterrence, and there was a little more coercion on his body.

I saw a circle of "Qi" around Xiba, which is also the application technique of "Nian". If it is an ordinary person, he would even die due to too much Nian pressure.

Those "Qi" avoided my body, it should be specially done by Shiba, and only pressed on Yiermi and Hisoka.

You can clearly see the two situations of learning "Nian" and those who have not.

Yi Ermi hasn't learned how to chant yet, so he can't use "chanting" to resist. His body is tense, the muscles under his clothes are bulging, and his legs are faintly exerting force, obviously intending to escape. He is not the kind of person who sweats easily The type, but at this time a thin layer of sweat has appeared on the back.

Hisoka can use "Nian" to resist Shiba's pressure on him, and the "Qi" around him becomes very solid, wrapping his body into a circle, but even though there is still a smile on the corner of his mouth, but from the muscles and Judging from the tightness of the bones, it is not uncomfortable.

Before Yi Erfan answered, Hisoka spoke first, "I just want to play with Xiao Yi."

Xiao Yi?Are you a fan of IL?

I just picked up a nickname after we met for a few hours, so I'm afraid I'm not worried at all that Yiermi would come into his room in the middle of the night and give him a slap on the neck.

But judging by Hisoka's madness that I know now, maybe he will happily tear off the quilt and shout "Come on~ hurt each other".

Hope he didn't fall asleep.

It doesn't make any difference to me though, the perspective hurts too much.

However, apart from being funny in the inner house, the person who beat the enemy guest, even Sanmao's figure is very good, and can be appreciated as a work of art.

Ilmi ignored Hisoka at all, and replied plainly: "He stole Kusuo's pacifier."

Hisoka raised his eyebrows, "I just entered a room randomly..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a cry.

"Hisuo!" Amano Yuxue's voice came from a distance, "Are you here?"

"Eh???" Amano Yuxue seemed to see the situation clearly after running closer, and let out a series of screams, as if singing the scale of Doraemon Faso.

【So complicated. 】

But it seems that a smoking room has been opened up in his heart, specially for complaining at this time.

"Why are you fighting again?" Amano Yuki said, covering her mouth, and then apologized to Shiba, "I'm sorry, Uncle Shiba, Hisoka just likes to play around and make trouble."

Yeah, yeah, this has nothing to do with words like playing and making a fuss, the scene is full of blood.

But there is no way to say anything about others. It seems that the normal way we beat the enemy Hakka is like this. Blood is scattered everywhere, but it is not as good as it is now.

Seeing Amano Yuxue, Shiba took back the pressure, "It doesn't matter."

Like a good uncle in front of a friend's good boy.

Everyone knew what happened, and everyone was pretending to be stupid. After exchanging a few pleasantries, Shiba asked Amano Yuyuki to take him back on the grounds that Hisoka was seriously injured.

Although anyone with a discerning eye can see that Hisoka can still run and jump, and even fight again in a red dress, it has nothing to do with the need to stay in bed.

Amano Yuyuki and Hisoka did not refute this, but the two of them had a sense of proportion and left soon.

The servants went to treat Sanmao's injury, and there were only three of us left on the scene.

Shiba asked Yi Ermi: "How is it?"

Yi Erfan thought for a while and replied: "It's hard to deal with."

"If you fight seriously, you still can't beat him." Shiba said.

Yi Ermi raised her head in dissatisfaction, and stared at Shiba, "He has a strange body, like Kusuo, but not like him."

"This is 'reading'." Sheba said.

Yiermi is only three months away from 12 years old. In fact, if the number of months is not perfect, he can also be said to be 12 years old. There is no problem in learning "reading" at this age.

Hearing the new vocabulary, Yi Ermi tilted her head and repeated, "Read?"

Shiba began to talk about what "mind" is.

Because I have already heard it once, I originally wanted to teleport back quickly.

I have observed with "clairvoyance". Hisoka and Amano Yuki have already walked to the periphery of the villa. If I teleport directly back to the room of Miji, I will neither meet them nor miss "" Wannian Elementary School Student Famous Detective".

But Shiba, the old father who didn't know what Two-dimensional is, and tore up "Binary One Way" didn't allow it, "Kusuo, listen to it again."

【You must have been in a daze before. 】

Even if I'm in a daze, it doesn't affect my memory.

Half-heartedness is the specialty of superpowers.

Even if I kept thinking about yesterday's plot at that time, I actually passed my mind. If they asked me to retell it, I could retell it again.

Although I resisted, it was useless, so I listened to it again.

However, Xiba still talked about some new things. After introducing the basic concept of "Nian", it is how to learn "Nian".

Probably because I was born with it before, so I don't think it is necessary to tell me.

"Recitation" is divided into forced recitation, that is, recitation when life and death are at stake, and the other is to take time to practice.

The daily training of beating the enemy actually lays the foundation for "opening thoughts". After all, "reading" is considered to be the energy of life that can be released.

However, Shiba didn't intend to ask Yiermi what he meant after talking so much, he just said, "I'll read it for you in three days."

Although I stayed for three days for Yi Ermi to recuperate, but if it is so fast, it is definitely the former, which inspired "nian" when life and death were at stake.

There is also a saying that the potential of Nian will be greater in the future when there is such an emergency situation, but it seems that there is no basis for it. For example, President Nitero of the Monster Hunter Association, who was described by Shiba as a monster, awakened "Nen" through difficult exercises He is also the well-known founder of "Xinyuanliu".

However, beating enemies generally chooses the former, and it is not the path of "heart origin flow", it is more like integrating the strengths of a hundred schools of thought with its own characteristics.

Yi Ermi fully understood the danger, but she didn't show any worry on her face, she nodded silently.

But then he turned his head around immediately, and asked me: "Kusuo, I'm about to start reading, do you want to sleep with me?"

He looks pitiful, but the premise is that he doesn't take out a needle and poke his face twice in front of me to change his demeanor.

In order to sleep with his own brother, he rescued facial necrosis on the spot.

It was not in vain for him to read books on acupoints, and medicine was saved by Yi Ermi.

Very powerful, but please pardon me.

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