Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

[It's all sons, you still have dessert. 】

Mi Ji quietly added a sentence.

Don't start being jealous in such an ugly way, okay?

If you want to blame, blame Sheba.

[However, you can attract the attention of the eldest brother, even if it is regarded as spiritual compensation, I don't care. 】

... In this regard, Mi Chi should also buy me desserts, because Xiba's desserts alone can't make up for the damage to my body and mind.

I discussed with Mi Ji for a long time, but it turned out to be nonsense.

After all, running away from home is a subjective idea. Even if Irmi is sent away, he will grow two legs and be able to come back by himself. With Irmi's mobility, I feel that no matter where he is sent, he can come back within a week. It makes no sense at all.

My mind control doesn't have much effect on Il fans either.

He is a type with particularly strong self-awareness, so it is difficult to be manipulated.

This conversation can only end without a problem for the time being.

[You still accept your fate. 】

Mi Chi started snoring after a while.

This is impossible, and I have no intention of giving up, and I have been observing Yier fans in the subsequent hide-and-seek.

I have to say that, on hide-and-seek, Yiermi has made rapid progress. At the beginning, I still couldn't find my figure. I needed to use the celestial maid to throw nails like this aimlessly to find my figure.

But after that, he stopped doing such meaningless things. Instead, he calmed down and his five senses improved rapidly. Even when my eyes were on him, Il fans could quickly detect the attack on me. Come.

Originally, he couldn't jump to such a high level, but in just five days, he was able to step on the top branch of the tree as a buffer, and directly rushed to a height of six or seven meters.

Well, this is still a case of not learning to read.

Remember that everyone in our family is superhuman.

The closest time to me, if it wasn't for my sharp eyesight and quick hands, he could have grabbed my feet. In fact, because of my dodging, he himself hit the grid and was electrocuted.

As expected of a person who has been electrocuted for 11 years, he quickly adjusted his body when he fell from the sky, and found the best foothold. Except for a little injury from being scraped by a branch, his bones were not injured. , not even a twisted foot.

It is impossible to expect the person who beat the enemy to be injured for a hundred days, but it should be possible to rest for at least two days.

Yier fans did not give us this chance at all.

In order to stay away from Ill fans, I had to float far away, and then observe him.

Then I now have a new ability, I call it "clairvoyance", when used, the eyes will become cross-eyed.

Don't ask, I regret it if I ask.

I see from a distance that Il fans will become cross-eyed because they work too hard, and the cross-eyed eyes will become my ability. What kind of Jenga relationship is this?

It's been a whole week, and I haven't found the idea of ​​running away from home in the brainwaves of the expressionless but excited Yiermi who plays peek-a-boo every day.

Maybe the law of running away from home at the age of 12 will only appear on silver-haired people.

That would be miserable.

Will it work if I dye Elmi's hair silver now?

The hair dye Shiba bought for me is still in the basement.

But before I could do anything, Shiba and Kiju came back.

When they came, we had already received the notice from Wutong.

Just arriving at the living room, Ki Kyu was the first to rush into the family villa.

He hugged me with one stride, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I miss you!"

Then I greeted Yiermi and Miji one by one.

So warm, Mom.

With lipstick marks all over my face, I tried my best to stick my head out of the arms of my mother who had been away from home for a week, and saw Shiba following behind.

Surprisingly, there are two children behind him, one with red hair and one with black hair. It's beautiful.

I won’t get rid of Xiba who deliberately trained himself to be so strong here. His appearance when he was young is still very good.

Where did they pick up the baby from?

Some of the servants in our family were cultivated by Wutong who regularly went to Meteor Street to pick them up.

However, it was the first time for Kiqiu and Shiba to bring people back, which made people a little curious.

[Is this the legendary beating enemy?It looks like it's hanging on a tall apple tree, but it's delicious (licking) if you can't get it. 】

…what is this red-haired kid's particular cannibalism or mental illness that sees humans as apples?

[Pink hair, the same hair style as my mother, it's a bit of an eyesore, can I shave him off? 】

...Pink hair is your family's patent?

It is worthy of being able to beat the enemy, everyone seems to have a serious illness in the brain.

I wasn't interested in these two kids, so I set my sights on Shiba.

Seeing Shiba again, his lion head explosion hairstyle and even his angular face look very kind.

Even after a week of peek-a-boo, I can't help but feel, Dad, you're the only one who can beat enemies other than Il fans.

No, it should be said that you, who can suppress Il fans, are really good.

And I think Miji is right, "Xiba, tear up this peek-a-boo".

It seems that these two children still have some background, Xiba didn't let Wutong take them away directly, but introduced them instead.

"My wife Hisoka, Amano Yuki."

It's very simple, only the name is explained, and I don't even bother to distinguish who is who with a finger.

"Hisso." The red-haired kid puffed his cheeks and emphasized, "Hehe, I have nothing to do with them."

The black-haired child smiled very kindly, and bowed to everyone very politely, "I am Amano Yuki, please take care of me."

Then he said, "Hisuo, I'm just a little shy, please don't pay attention to his unreasonableness."

My wife Hisoka raised an eyebrow, "It's interesting, do you want to fight with me?"

"If you fight, you won't be a good kid." With his back to us, Amano Yuyuki forced a half-smile at my wife Hisoka.

This is what I saw from the reflection in my wife Hisoka's eyes. When he turned his head, he looked harmless again.

This guy is a bit difficult to deal with. Bill fans will pretend. If they can't read his mind, they will think that he is an ordinary and cute kid, and he is much better than a bear kid and has good manners.

Shiba said the same as before: "They are children of Amano, and they will live here for a while."

"And my wife." Kiqiu said with some dissatisfaction.

"Even if it's a surname, my wife is only you." Xiba said, "The surnames on the small islands in the east really don't take interpersonal relationships into consideration."

Shiba seldom shows affection in front of people, but Kiqiu likes it very much, blushing on the face, and said shyly, "Ananda, really, it's just a surname."

There are already little red flowers floating in my heart.

【Hey. 】

Xiba sighed in the macho style in his heart.

Since I was born, except for the fight between Shiba and Kichu, I have hardly seen Shiba like this.

I was quite happy to see Shiba deflated, and I wanted to eat a few more bowls of glutinous rice in the evening.

Sympathy is impossible to sympathize with, the same style beats the enemy's heart, the dirty one is dirty.

But I'm still a little curious. It's basically impossible to get information from Shiba and Kijuna telepathically, but they didn't hide it.

My wife.

My mother's good girlfriend on Meteor Street, the kind that my dad would be jealous of, Xiba is a man who doesn't take jealousy from men, but is jealous of a girlfriend who is married and has children.

It was indeed his actions that destroyed the villa when I was born.

So my wife asked Kiju to take care of her child, and Kiju forced Shiba to agree.

After Xiba finished the introduction, he didn't say anything, but asked Wutong to take them to the guest room to identify the door.

Dadike's villa is very big, and there are guest rooms, but I haven't seen a guest sleeping in Dadike.

Basically, it is our annual subscription users, and no one dares to beat the enemy to sleep.

My wife Hisoka and Amano Yuxue didn't say much, and followed Wutong directly.

Wutong didn't slow down to take care of the children and walked very fast.

But they follow with no pressure at all, and their walking posture is also very characteristic. My wife Hisoka is the kind of way that will be beaten when she walks on the road. , but has been firmly following the distance of one step behind Wutong.

It seems that they are all children who have been trained and are difficult to deal with.

But even if you are a guest, you have to push open the gate of hell at the door. With this power, you will definitely not be an ordinary child.

Yeah, it shouldn't have much to do with me.

The author has something to say:

Three little things to make mom happy:

1. The child is promising

2. The child cooperates with her to change clothes

3. The father who is not good at words swears his love in public (not good at words, seriously?)