Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Almost at the next moment, Yiermi jumped out of our house like a leopard from the bushes in the virgin forest.

"Kusuo, don't break the rules."

Yiermi said this in the most gentle tone, but his subordinates fired the tacks in his hands at me without stopping, pouring down murderous aura overwhelmingly.

The murderous aura is as real as it is, and I was immediately placed in the ice and snow in terms of body feeling, but it was okay, I still had teleportation, and ran into the sky before the rain of nails arrived.

It almost fell into the grid.

In response to my running away from home, a power grid covering the entire Dadike was established, made by people with psychic abilities.

A layer is laid in the sky, but it is actually the same as the invisible effect, and it cannot be seen at all.

The magnitude of the current is also very large. Even if I can withstand 220V current, if I touch it, I will be paralyzed for five seconds in an instant.

If I didn't remember the height of the power grid, I'm afraid I'd be so electrocuted that I would be dancing samba while doing electric shock hairstyles in the air.

In this case, it is simply a dancing target in the sky, and Yiermi's nails can knock me down from the sky immediately.

I wouldn't make that mistake either, my brain has been working like a supercomputer, it's impossible not to remember these pitfalls.

So when I escaped from the encirclement, the situation suddenly reversed, and I stayed in the sky for two hours doing nothing.

It's not that I don't want to teleport back, but it's a pity that Mi Ji really doesn't hold back at all.

In addition to the small robots patrolling outside the windows and doors, there are also alarms inside the house. What's even more frightening is that he glued eight of them on the remote control.

Is this the legendary "If you are a brother, come and kill me"?

The brothers are done, it's ridiculous.

But it's not too boring, you can watch the acrobatics of beating the enemy.

At my nine o'clock direction, the one who spins and jumps like a goddess scattering flowers and throws nails and can fly ten meters is my elder brother, Yiermi Beat Dike.

Near me, there are three drones flying around like headless chickens. They are controlled by my second brother, Miji·Beating the Enemy, who is hiding behind a tree at three o'clock.

And I'm probably the commentator Kusuo · Beat the enemy.

Welcome to the Beat the Enemy Circus, no wonder.

Looking at it alone, it looks like they are going crazy. It can make the guys outside who want to beat the enemy out of business clap their hands and say loudly, "Xitian Puqing, the next generation of the enemy is crazy", and then three strings Firecrackers go to the sky. In this case, our family's firecracker factory can generate income again.

Of course, the main premise is that if they can see through the gate of the underworld, then it must be impossible.

It must also be noted that,

Not crazy, thanks, they don't necessarily, at least I don't.

Fortunately, our family's hide-and-seek is set for three hours. When Wutong came out of the gate with a clock, this abnormal hide-and-seek finally ended.

Unfortunately, however, because Shiba and Kiju won't be back for another week, and I have to play with them for seven days in a row.

I probably will never miss my Dogecoin father so much in my life.

He even dreamed that Shiba sneezed three times in his dreams at night.

After three days of playing peek-a-boo, I don't think I can go on like this.

I have to solve the Il fans.

I used "solve", but I certainly can't do it like beating the enemy's main business.

Beating the enemy Hakkas is still the first priority, although it is completely invisible from the various trainings since birth, but on the other hand, the rigorous training for such a dangerous job is also for the future. It is also understandable to be killed.

However, it is very authoritarian to deny children the right to choose their future at all.

I don't really want to be a killer either.

But, ah, ah, I haven't made up my mind about what work I will do in the future. I think these are still too far away for me as a baby, so let's get back to the topic first.

To get rid of the fans of Yier, you have to follow the tradition of beating the enemy. The nearest way is to beat the fateful 12-year-old who ran away from home.

Although it is completely inferred from Sheba and Zeno.

Yi Ermi will be 12 years old in three months, please can he pack up his things quickly and run away from home?

So far, Il fans don't look like they are going to run away from home, and even enjoy staying at home, so we have to find a way to let him go in accordance with the tradition.

I am still a one-year-old and three-month-old baby. Counting the time Illmi spends out, I can get along with Illmi for less than a year at most. In this regard, it is definitely more ridiculous to have been together for more than four years. have a thought.

【Dong dong dong. 】

I telepathically simulate knocking on the wall in my crib.

In fact, I really think this behavior is stupid, but Mi Ji insists on me doing it.

"Every time you make a sudden noise, you will scare me to death. I don't want to die young before I see the finale of the rich and treacherous."

Come on, he is a killer reserve, why can he look like an ordinary person?

But because of this, I have to compromise. If Mi Ji is scared to death by me, and there is no one to complain about Il fans, then life will be too sad.

In the life of beating the enemy, you still need a fan.

【What's up? 】

Mi Ji's somewhat vain voice pierced through.

Even if it was the arresting party, Mi Ji had a hard time these two days. He changed his drone to be top-heavy, with bruises under his eyes, puffy soles of his feet, fat due to pressure, and a bigger belly.

[How about letting Il Mi run away from home? 】

There was a loud noise from the other side of the wall, and Joker jumped up from the bed excitedly.

There is also a lot of noise in the heart, which can be roughly attributed to [! ! ! 】.

Fortunately, I had expected this to happen.

In the evening, after confirming that Ilmi used clay as a puppet in the public base underground instead of inspecting his younger brother's room at the window with an upside-down golden hook in the middle of the night, he had a secret conversation with Miji in the next room.

Using telepathy, there should be no need to worry about Il fans at all, but this guy Mi Ji can't do it.

It belongs to the category that is obviously just chatting in the heart, but can make facial expressions. Even if the expression is tense, it is easy to be seen because of the breathing rate. If you can't hide it from the Il fans who know how to patrol, you will be found to be whispering to me.

Afterwards, Mi Ji would stay in the basement to receive love education because he failed the training.

Originally, it had nothing to do with me, but Mi Chi's being locked up in a small dark room won't affect Ill fans playing peek-a-boo with me, so it's better to help him take a look at the situation of Ill fans first.

Mi Ji replied excitedly for a while.

【You are such a logic genius! 】

I thought he was praising me.

[If you think about it this way, my eldest brother went out to practice when he was eight years old, and that time was simply my paradise. 】

What?Has he ever experienced such a paradise?

I learned from Mi Ji that generally the children who beat the enemy are going to train outside at the age of six, and the training place is the Sky Arena.

Because he was almost six years old, he also got the news in advance.

The Sky Arena is a place where you can fight to make money, regardless of life or death, there are several floors in total. In order to go home early, Il fans fought from the first floor to the hundredth floor in half a year.

Originally, Yier fans should also go out at the age of six, but during that time there was a problem with beating the enemy, and Ki Qiu had already produced a joke. For safety reasons, Yi Er fans did not go to training until they were eight years old. The strength has doubled even more.

At that time, Mi Ji was also two years old when he was at Yiermi's home.

This is Beat the Enemy, two years old is enough to remember most things, and Mi Ji has absolutely no problem with IQ.

Our whole family pretends to be superpowers in the world of ordinary people, and there is no exaggeration in the world.

【Brother has been staring at me blankly and showing murderous intent. 】

It's just traditional murderous training. When I was born, Il fans were like this too.

[But it's hard to let big brother run away from home, right? 】

Mi Ji said.

[Unless you are also packed away. 】

I don't care, Yiermi is not like Shiba now, and if I want to escape outside, it is still very easy.

But no matter from which angle you think about it, Xiba will never allow this kind of thing to happen, especially after the topic of "calling father to elope" appeared, I am afraid that "orthopedic BT" should be added to the title of murderer. family".

[But what should we do? 】

【No matter how you think about it, Big Brother must be a Kusuo addict. 】

[Why don't you hold Yi Ermi and act like a baby. 】

behave in a spoiled manner?

It's impossible, not in this lifetime.

And if I act like a baby, can he be sure that Yier fans are willing to run away from home?I think he figured he'd be able to pin himself in my room.

And what the hell is Kusuo addiction?

Just because I was frightened by Yi Ermi in the middle of the night and shaved his head by "leaking super power", and now Yi Ermi's hair is still short, did he fall in love with me?

I have to explain that "leakage of super energy" is just because I can't control my ability occasionally, not "bed-wetting".

This is unlikely, and he doesn't look like an inch control.

They are all younger brothers, why do I have to encounter this heavy brotherly love?

sigh.

The author has something to say:

Kusuo's reading list (one-year-old and three-month-old version):

"The Right Way to Run Away from Home" (has been destroyed by Dad), "Cheating in the Casino", "The Perfunctory Ways of the Old Uncle's Mediation" (marking is very useful), "How to make my brother not love me so much" (the marking turned out to be This Versailles orthopedic novel), "One Hundred Must-Eat Desserts" (marked that this coffee jelly looks good, you must go once you run away from home!), and many detective novels (read by the elder brother in advance and each of them I wrote a spoiler comment, too little training, brother, fall!)