[Comprehensive Yingmei] What kind of experience is it like to take online classes in Gotham?

A new day, a new morning workout.

My dear mommy called me on the video call to wake me up very punctually. It should be around [-]:[-] p.m. in China. My mom is shopping with my little sisters in exquisite makeup.And I just woke up with hair messier than a chicken coop.

"Baby get up and run." My mother gave me a wink over the video.

"Got it, Mommy!" I rubbed my face, got up, dressed and washed.

For me as a mother and baby girl, the wake-up service and urging exercise service that my mother calls on time every day during the holidays can be said to be my sweet burden.

But it also allows me to have a relatively healthy routine.When you are destined to get up early, you usually don't dare to stay up too late.

Saw Damian this morning while working out.

Didn't see him a few days ago.According to Dad, Damian signed up for a short-term winter camp, and it looks like the winter camp is over.

But I didn't see him come back yesterday, did he come back very late?

I ran around the main house at Wayne Manor.I have to say that Dad's Wayne Manor is really big, an entire independent island with mountains and water.After running this lap around the main house, it is already much more kilometers than my usual morning run.

When I finished a lap and stopped to rehydrate and relax my muscles, I saw Damian dancing around the bushes with a long knife (after seeing this scene, I knew why Dad said Damian I love Alfred's little garden as much as I do).

The sharp edge of the long knife drew an afterimage in the air, emitting a little cold light under the sunlight.

Normal people should be amazed that Damian, a 14-year-old kid, can use a knife so beautifully—and I, as a contemporary college student who likes to watch various novels and TV dramas, and grew up being abused, flashed through my mind The screen actually only has the game of cutting fruit, being photographed by the chef and then brushing the cut ingredients in the air with a few knives, and the world's martial arts are only fast.

Damian must have noticed me, he made a very cool gesture of withdrawing the knife, and then looked at me with a very flirtatious, very cool, very jj expression of the hero of the president's novel.

Great!Today is the handsome little brother Damian of the handsome model!

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The family dinner is tonight, so the rest of the family will be back today.

The first to come back was my dad's oldest kid, Richard Grayson, who let everyone call him Dick.

Dick is my big brother and he's super bubbly!

When I was young, I used to follow him to climb trees and over walls to make troubles, and he would do acrobatics—such as swinging himself from a high place onto a chandelier.

Alfred was always worried that he would one day drop himself from a height...or yank the chandelier down.

Dick he came back on his motorcycle.

At this time, I was in the living room with a super-large display screen on and using my mobile phone to project and watch the drama.The sound of the speaker covered the sound of his footsteps entering the door. Without knowing it, I was slapped in the face by his sudden approach. Before my brain could react, I had already slammed a punch with my hand reflexively.

The grown-up Dick did not waste the acrobatics and body flexibility he showed me when he was a child. He propped up the table with one hand, and escaped my conditioned reflex with a very beautiful backflip.

"Perfect score on landing!" Dick cheered as he raised his hands above his head and performed a gymnastics display.

"Wow Dick!" I exclaimed in surprise, "Long time no see!"

"Long time no see Louise!"

"You came back so early, we haven't had lunch yet." I walked around Dick twice, looking up and down: "Not bad, not bad, I've grown taller."

"That's for sure, after all these years." Dick said, and then seemed to remember something: "By the way, where's Bruce?"

"Dad? You're sleeping." I shrugged. "Go ask Grandpa Afu, I don't know very well."

"OK." He raised his eyebrows, and then walked towards the kitchen.

The girls in the family came back together, carrying big and small bags around three or four in the afternoon.

According to Kate's explanation, they came back when I was taking a nap, and then made an appointment to go shopping and buy something, so I saw that they came back together, not because they made an appointment to come back together.

Kate Kane, my dad's cousin, my cousin.A super sassy beauty with a height of nearly 1.8 meters.

Facing the handsome big sister who wanted to post so much that I was taken away by Dick this time, he said: "Daughter-in-law can't stand kissing, don't post indiscriminately."

Me: "Just talking." Cassandra is my dad's adopted daughter and my elder sister in terms of age.When she introduced herself, she said that she lived in Hong Kong. I guessed that she must speak Cantonese very well, and she silently mourned for my plastic Cantonese.

As a Cantonese who speaks plastic Cantonese, I decided not to speak Cantonese in front of Cassandra in the future-to prevent being laughed at, although Cassandra should not laugh at me (here Laca often laughs at my old plastic Cantonese mom).

I exchanged contact information with Cassandra, and quickly made an appointment to go to Hong Kong to meet her when I had time to play with my social arrogance, and asked her to take me to eat delicious food.

Everyone sat on the sofa and chatted. It was obviously time to relax, but everyone's mobile phones suddenly vibrated crazily.

I hurriedly took out my phone, and in the notification bar were a series of news pushes with exclamation marks and red text messages, as well as numerous official text messages about avoiding danger.

"Grass?" My heart stopped suddenly with fright, my mind went blank, I stood up and walked upstairs in the room, shaking my hands while walking, and started calling my mother.

I didn't hear it once, and I didn't hear it twice. I couldn't care about Dick and the others who were still in the living room just now.

"Mom? Were you sleeping just now? Quickly pack up your things, call your grandparents, go to the air-raid shelter near our house, and go with that little Liu next door to our house. He is strong enough to protect you." Phone As soon as I got connected, I hurriedly threw a string of texts like a firecracker to my mother, regardless of whether it was early morning in China.

"Huh? Okay, I'll put on some clothes." My mother was packing things up: "What's the matter? It's so late at night, what happened?"

"Several alien armies have invaded the earth together, and I think they have caught up with them." I went to the window and took a look, huh!For a while, I felt the scene of 'black clouds overwhelm the city and the city is about to be destroyed'.

"In short, mom, take your emergency kit at home, pay attention to official notices at all times, and hide in the air-raid shelter."

"Yeah, okay, I'm with your grandparents and Xiao Liu now, you should be careful over there, let your dad protect you, your dad is so big, he must be better than you." My mother told me.

Ah, my dad.

I took the phone and went downstairs, ready to take care of the big family that I had forgotten.

In the living room, there was only Damian, who was holding a knife and looked expressionless, who seemed a little sullen.

"Damian?" I was confused: "Where are Dad and Cassandra?"

"Who knows?" It was Alfred who came out of the kitchen who answered me, "Maybe he is going to be the superman who guards the world in this alien-infested world."

I was stunned for a while, watching Alfred put a cup of black tea and snacks in front of Damian, only to realize that this was his cold joke.

"Miss Louise, please rest assured that Wayne Manor has a very strong defense system, and aliens cannot invade the manor for the time being." Alfred explained: "Master Bruce is just finishing his work in the study, and Master Dick is going to finish it." He is obliged as a policeman, Miss Cassandra and the others are helping me to supervise and assist Master Bruce to complete his work, do you want to go and have a look?"

"No, no need." I sneered.

It was obvious that Alfred had a lot of grievances about his father's usual practice of skipping work and not going to the company.Alfred called him saving the world when he went to work now.

But my father, who still has to deal with company affairs during the alien invasion, somehow has a shadow of a social animal on him...

Even the chairman of a company is so busy, it feels like a salted fish will die if it goes in!I shivered inexplicably.

The family reunion that had been prepared was of course nothing. Those who hadn't come back took shelter nearby, and Dick went back to work overtime.In this case, even if everyone is present, there is no intention of holding a dinner party.

Honestly, how do I feel right now?

Very panicked, and now I am very panicked.

My dear and weak mother who can't take care of herself is now facing the attack of those hateful, ugly, and disgusting aliens, but I am not by my mother's side.

It's true that my heart is like an arrow, and I want to fly back directly-it's a pity that I am not a superman, and my mother is not as weak and unable to take care of myself as I imagined.

Xiao Liu, who went to the refuge with my mother, sent me a message telling me that my mother slapped a few alien bugs with no eyes, so I don’t have to worry.

As expected of the mother who passed on the strength of the family to me, hehehe.

Reporters are reporting from the frontlines in helicopters, superheroes and aliens are flying in the air, and Superman has dropped [-] times with one force - smashing another building.

The Justice League is really rich... Is their war damage reimbursed by the government?

Out of curiosity, I clicked on the search bar and searched.

It turns out that the Justice League is funded by a benefactor...?Who is the patron? ! !

I looked at the name of the sponsor and got confused.

[... Gotham's richest man, Bruce Wayne, funded the Justice League after sponsoring Batman...]

The big injustice turned out to be my father! ! !

I couldn't help worrying for a while, according to Superman's method of smashing buildings, how much money my dad would spend at a time... And their government didn't reimburse them!Damn capitalism!

Now my father, who has suffered serious property losses, is working hard in the study, being stared at by the helpers sent by Alfred, trying to earn compensation for Superman smashing the building.Outside, the Justice League is fighting hard, working hard for the happy life of the people in the future.

At least my dad is a little better than Stark from the Avengers.In addition to the battle damage, Stark has to wear the armor to go to the battlefield, and it is said that he has to deal with some people who want to take his armor and company for themselves.

Really miserable.

But soon I couldn't lament the misery of the richest man in New York.

After the countries reacted quickly and cleared up the aliens in the air and on the ground, I received a terrible and unheard of news in the school group.

——The university town where our school is located was smashed into ruins by the alien spacecraft that fell down.

Fortunately, there were no people in the university town during the winter vacation, and everyone went back to their hometowns for the New Year.Only two unlucky seniors went back to the school laboratory to extract data at noon, but unfortunately were injured.

Unfortunately, we have no place to start school.

On the first day of the Spring Festival in China, bad news came from the school.Countless college students wept with grief (bushi) over the possible delay in the start of school.

The news of the dormitory group was refreshed crazily.

[Beauty post: Fuck, crap, crap, no way [school ruins] [alien spaceship crash] [cordon pulled up] [people in anti-radiation suits spraying alcohol]

Beauty Tie Tie: Some people say that the school leaders are discussing countermeasures in an online meeting, and hope that Lao Xu's hair will not fall out in large quantities.

Beauty stickers: [chat record]

My female: Damn it!Outrageous point!Unexpectedly, the school's first hot search was because it was smashed out by an alien spacecraft.

My female: Good guy, this is the world famous.

Ruth is not shredded pork (me): a big way off

Ruth is not shredded meat (me): How did this spaceship fall down?How do we go to class?

Beauty stickers: I don't know yet.

Beauty Tie Tie: Wait a minute, let me explore again!

My daughter: Ai Qing, go and come back! 】

I quit the chat software and clicked into the trending search, wanting to see what's going on now.

The first one is the official news, with both pictures and texts, and it is still a picture taken from above.

[Ruth is not shredded pork (me): Let's just say, I was completely shocked.

Ruth is not shredded (me): [huge spaceship and spaceship impact dragging trail]

Ruth is not shredded meat (me): Worse than an asteroid hitting Earth.

Beauty stickers: More outrageous things are coming, sisters.

Beauty Tie Tie: I found out the information, this spaceship was knocked down by some flying Hercules.

Ruth is not shredded meat (me): ? ? ?It's not who I thought it was

My female:? ? ?It's not who I thought it was

. . . :? ? ?It's not who I thought it was

. . . : When I woke up, the sky changed!

. . . : I didn't go to evacuation because it was not considered a hard-hit area, but I was woken up by this terrible news. My mother was more nervous than me, afraid that I would have no books to read from now on! ! !

……

Ruth is not shredded pork (me): Grass!The notification is coming!

Forward:

[group announcement

Dear students:

Good evening!Due to force majeure, the school's educational facilities have been severely damaged. In order to prevent the educational facilities from being unable to meet the needs of the students after the start of the school year, the current school management committee has drawn up two plans: 1. Adjust the class location. 2. Convert offline courses to online courses.Please pay attention to the school announcements in the near future.

I hope that the students can understand and cooperate, and tell each other.Students should pay attention to safety recently and protect themselves! ]

My female: Good guy, see you soon!

. . . : I hope it is 2. I don’t know how long it will take for the school to be repaired after being smashed into this ghost.

Beauty Tie Tie: Let’s just say, sisters, this wave is a free renovation! 】

It’s three o’clock in the morning in China. When I saw this notice, I had already imagined how the principal and the school board got up from the bed with a mask of pain to hold an online meeting. I only hope that poor Principal Xu’s hair will stop. Drop it - drop it again and it's gone.

But it was said to wait for the notification, and the notification came down the next night.I majored in law, which is not located in the main campus, but in a branch campus in the university town.There are many branch campuses or main schools in a university town. When an alien spaceship fell down, most of the university town became ruins, and the remaining half of the university town became dangerous buildings.The city government said it was going to be overthrown and rebuilt, and it was difficult for so many college students to find a new place for offline teaching. In the end, it was decided to conduct all online teaching, and then rebuild the building as quickly as possible. , Let our group of poor college students who have no school to return to return to school as soon as possible.

At this time, the Spring Festival has just arrived, the first day of the new year has just passed, and there is still half a month before leaving school.No matter how you look at it, the university town can't be rebuilt in half a month, and college students are taking online classes at home with tears in their eyes.

The college students were very sad and made the sound of "Holiday Modo Modo" sadly.