[Comprehensive Yingmei] What kind of experience is it like to take online classes in Gotham?

Although I can't refuse a younger brother who is smart, handsome and can talk, but I can refuse a brother who is a word, which aroused my father's curiosity about my physical fitness, and now I want to engage in physical fitness.

Here's the thing - Tim and I are talking about the mountains, and you all know that when talking about the mountains, people will unconsciously exaggerate some of their past experiences. We call this bragging.Then!My brother overheard me as I was talking about my glorious military career and making some glorification of myself.

Damian Wayne, when I said that I was second in physical fitness and no one dared to be the first, he stood up.

"I don't believe it," he said. "I think father can completely defeat you."

I didn't want to refute him. When I thought of the scene where my dad picked me up with one hand this morning, I couldn't help but believe it.

The problem is not with me, the problem is with my dad.

My dad was a great listener - he fell asleep while Tim and I chatted.But at this moment, I don't know when he woke up. He heard Damian's words and became curious about my physical fitness.

The above are the reasons why I appear in the gym now.

I'm warming up, and I'm thinking while I'm warming up.

When my dad was thinking about how to show me my physical strength, Tim suggested: "Or Bruce will do push-ups with Louise!"

Dad agreed, and my opinion is not important at this time, although he still asked me about my wishes.

I hope they will not ask me for my opinion on something they have already decided on next time, thank you.

Damian and Tim volunteered to act as referees to help us count and count, so the push-ups with a time limit of 1 minute began.

In fact, for girls, doing push-ups will be tiring, and the strength of the arms is weak, and those who have not exercised can't even do one.And because I have been more active since I was a child, in my mother's words, "I don't fight for a day, and I go to the house to expose the tiles". In addition, when I had time in high school, I followed my cousin around the world and studied everywhere. Yi has learned some three-legged cat kung fu, so the muscles on my body are much stronger than those of girls of the same age. Who would not envy my mermaid line of abdominal muscles!

And Dad, he can lift me weighing a hundred pounds with one hand, who dares to say that his muscles are fake?

Our ups and downs were about the same speed. After doing fifty push-ups in half a minute, I already started to feel that I was sweating, and Dad——his ears were just a little congested and red! ! !

I was distracted to see him, the little prince of Gotham who is doing sports seriously is really handsome!I can understand why my mother lived among thousands of flowers but only kept me for my father!If I were my mother, I would too.

whee.

Dad seems to have noticed my gaze, he turned his head to look at me, with a little sweat on his nose, showing a questioning expression.

Grass!I can't stand it anymore!

I stopped my push-ups, rolled over and lay down on the floor to catch my breath.

Then Damian looked down at me directly above me with his hips akimbo: "It's not time yet, and you haven't reached your limit yet."

"No, dad is so handsome, I'm going to get dizzy after just one more look." I looked directly into Damian's eyes directly above me with no expression on my face: "A serious man is indeed very attractive—even if this man is My dad."

Damian: "?"

Damian: "What does push-ups have to do with handsome father, nympho woman."

"Calling my sister, damn it!" I suddenly jumped up and jumped on Damian: "You impolite brat!"

The matter of physical fitness was finally settled. Taking this as an opportunity, Tim and Damian and I quickly became familiar with each other.

Hmm... Maybe it's my unilateral familiarity, but what does that matter?

-

Two days later, Alfred told me that his father discussed with him to hold a Spring Festival family dinner during the Spring Festival. It is said that most of the children of the Wayne family will come back.

So when Alfred offered to decorate Wayne Manor, I volunteered to drag Tim and Damian over there as coolies.

As for who will handle the work of the Wayne Group today...

Tim: "I don't think Bruce can refuse the idea of ​​his sister wanting to go shopping with his brothers to exchange feelings."

So Dad was forced by Alfred to go to the company to deal with the accumulated documents.

Comparing the list made by Alfred before departure, we split up and swept through the department stores and supermarkets at the speed of the wind. Most of the items that needed to be bought were successfully completed. You can only buy it in Chinatown.

Tim told me about science: "Gotham's Chinatown is different from other places in Gotham. The people living in it are unexpectedly united, and some forces in Gotham generally can't reach there."

I glanced at him, and for a while I didn't know why he wanted to explain this to me.

He seemed to see my doubts, and explained: "Bruce... he is often kidnapped and held hostage. Gotham is sometimes very dangerous. He asked me to tell you about the power distribution in Gotham."

Then I heard Damian make a mocking voice, and he threw a 4a-sized booklet over: "Gotham Travel Guide, my father asked me to pass it on to you, read it and recite it by heart."

I glanced at it, and found that there were densely packed small characters and rich pictures and texts. I turned to the last page: MAYINGCPD (published by Gotham Police Department).

The manual introduces: Gotham's Chinatown is a xenophobic and exclusive force, and there is a certain chance of being sheltered when entering Chinatown.

I took the manual and froze for a moment.

Is Gotham dangerous enough to publish a brochure for the underworld? ? ?

When I was in a trance, Tim and Damian took me into the territory belonging to Chinatown.

The scenery outside Chinatown is quite different from that inside Chinatown.It's as if you've crossed a dividing line between worlds.As the New Year approaches, red lanterns are hung at the entrances of the shops on the street. Even though the lanterns are not lit because it is daytime, the feeling of the New Year is coming up instantly.

There are many people on the street, one family comes out to buy new year's goods, and some people come out alone to buy ingredients, but everyone has more or less expectations for the Spring Festival on their faces.

I came back to my senses, stuffed the manual into my bag, and prepared to study it again at night when I went back: "Let's go, let's bring some 'Fu' and go buy/Spring Festival couplets."

It can be seen that Tim and Damian are very familiar with the environment here, and they took me straight to the Spring Festival couplet shop.

"Spring Festival couplets are 'Fu'?" Tim was curious.

"Yes, take home the blessings on the Spring Festival couplets and stick them at home, and the blessings of the year will come~" I replied.

They are in charge of leading the way, and I am in charge of chatting with the boss to pick things out, with a clear division of labor.

The boss who sold Spring Festival couplets packed the things for me: "Check it out, little girl, and see if there is anything missing. Uncle's things will not be sold after leaving the store."

The boss is a middle-aged man who speaks Mandarin with an accent I don't know. According to the information I got when I chatted with him, he has settled here for five or six years.

"I looked at it Uncle, it's all right." I smiled and asked him again: "Uncle, do you know where the dumpling wrappers are delicious here? .”

"Dumpling wrappers." The boss smiled: "I don't buy ready-made dumplings here, only the restaurants buy wrapped or cooked dumplings."

"That's it..." I thought about it, and decided to roll out dumpling wrappers and eat them myself: "Thank you uncle, I see."

"You're welcome." He smiled and said, "Welcome to come again next time."

"Okay Uncle, goodbye Uncle." I took Tim and the others out of the shop.

I walked ahead thinking about how to make the dumpling wrappers, and for a moment I forgot Tim and Damian who were following behind with things.After I walked for a while and looked back habitually, I realized that they were already two steps behind me, and they were almost pinching each other.

"Hi handsome guys, don't fight on the street." I shouted to them, and then I squeezed into them with a familiar attitude, wrapped my arms around their necks, and walked out .

"Although beating is love, chasing and fighting on the street is very dangerous for children!" I said to them in a very exaggerated tone to coax children.

"Who the hell is a kid!" Damian struggled in my hand, but he didn't break free: "Eluth, what kind of strange power are you doing?"

"It's the magic of the little fairy!" I showed a strange auntie smile: "It's specially designed to restrain such a handsome young lady like you!"

"Louise, can you let me go first?" Tim smiled awkwardly but politely, "I think it's a little rude to walk on the street like this."

"It's rude to fight in the street, baby," I said in a sweet voice.

"What's more, we are showing the harmony between siblings and brothers. Grandpa Fu will not blame us for being rude."

In this way, I hooked them, they carried the things they bought, and we all returned to the car in a "brotherly harmony" posture.

In the car, Damian hesitated to speak, and I thought he was wondering why I was so strong, but before getting out of the car, he finally asked me without holding back: "Do you know that salesman?" The boss of Spring Festival couplets? Why do you call him uncle?"

"Hey, you just asked me this?" I raised my eyebrows: "You were so tangled up along the way, I thought you were going to ask me something like 'Why are you so strong', 'You hooked my neck all the way, did you like me taking the opportunity? Trying to take advantage of me' or something, is that the end result?"

Damian seemed to be annoyed by me, seeing his actions, I thought it was possible for him to jump up and strangle me to death, but unexpectedly, he calmed down: "You haven't answered my question yet. "

"Of course it's because of the Huaxia family, kiss." I answered him in the tone of a certain treasure's customer service: "We are all a family here, of course we can call uncle, aunt, brother and sister~"

I answered in Chinese. I found out before that Damian and Tim can speak Chinese. They can pronounce my Chinese name in standard Mandarin, and they can understand what I said.It's possible that they don't know what a certain treasure customer service is, but Damian is absolutely disgusted by my voice and tone, and I guarantee it with my excellent dynamic vision.

Hee hee hee, it's really fun to bully my brother.

-

"Father, Yi Lusi is definitely not an ordinary person." Damian frowned and said to Bruce who was sitting in front of the bat computer.

"?" Bruce gave him a puzzled look.

Tim agreed with Damian's words: "Louise's strength should be greater than that of trained men of the same age. It is not obvious from the outside, but under the cover of the clothes, the muscle density on her body is terrifying. This is not true. Only veterans can explain it."

"Her strength is in the family," Bruce added.

They haven't seen each other for almost five years. When Yi Lusi made an excuse not to come to Gotham, he speculated that it might be the child's rebellious period, so he didn't force it.

What I didn't expect was that the changes in her body were astonishing.Bruce didn't want to suspect anything or investigate anything. Yi Lusi was the child he watched growing up.But out of Batman's prudence, he must figure out the suspicious points on Yi Lusi and make sure that she is not a threat to Gotham or anything else.