I turned out to be beautiful and miserable?

It was already night when the two returned to the dormitory shivering. There was so much everything in the staff dormitory that there was no need to make special preparations. When saying goodbye at the door, Osamu Dazai smiled and invited Hojo Hoshimu to continue to be his suicide partner tomorrow.

Hojo Xingmu, who was given the title inexplicably, was stunned. Thinking of Fukuzawa Yukichi's advice to get along with others, he finally nodded and agreed: "If necessary, I can bring a medical kit. If I am injured, I can Bandage directly."

It sounds funny that the suicide brought a doctor, but Osamu Dazai didn't think it was against the law at all, and even expressed his gratitude to Hojo Xingmu with starry eyes - after all, for him, there is no fatal injury that cannot die instantly necessary.

"I'm very afraid of pain, so the doctor should be gentle." Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes and said good night to Hojo Xingmu, and then opened his door and walked in without looking back, without any trouble at all. Seniors" self-awareness.

The young doctor gently unlocked the door, and the first thing he did was to rush into the bathroom and take a nice hot bath.

【Huh, so comfortable——】

I really want to continue to install and disconnect, but seeing the ooc value on the verge of red, the system still reminds me responsibly, [The ooc value of the host has reached 9%. 】

People with Cotard's syndrome don't go to hot tubs.

[But I'm really cold. With this physical fitness, if I don't take a hot bath, won't I definitely catch a cold? 】Hojo Xingmu was pillowed by the bathtub, water drops slowly flowing down her fair and slender neck, her amorous peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly, enjoying herself very much.

The Space-Time Administration has a rule that the deviation of the roles played by employees cannot exceed 2000%, otherwise the mission will end directly and [-] experience points will be deducted.The swishing Hojo Xingmu would never allow this to happen, but the system couldn't help but worry.

[Instead of worrying about this, help me apply for more pensions. 】Hojo Xingmu stretched his waist and slowly stood up. The boy who was as elegant and confident as a cat just now suddenly became expressionless, and his dark red eyes did not have any light.

The system saw the ooc value drop to 0% quickly.

... No matter how many times I watch it, I feel that my host is a little scary.

[How is the task progress? 】Hojo Xingmu didn't wipe his hair, he held the medical book and looked at it under the light that wasn't too bright.

The system didn't think there would be any progress, but it obediently adjusted the interface——[Main task: Obtaining brother's approval progress: 5%]

[? ?Why! 】The system is shocked, jpg

[Is the reason not simple enough? ] Hojo Xingmu picked up a page of paper with his slender fingers and slowly turned it over, 【Dear senior brother noticed the jumping off the bridge today. 】

The Yokohama Harbor Bridge is a traffic hub, so it's normal for the port mafia to stare at it. Coupled with Osamu Dazai's status as a former cadre, it's easy to attract the leader.This is the most important reason why Hojo Xingmu chose to be close to Osamu Dazai.

"It's not in vain for me to work so hard today!" Hojo Xingmu pursed his lips and smiled slightly, as if he had seen his own 100 billion beckoning to him.

The next day, Hojo Xingmu woke up naturally after sleeping, and it was already 10 o'clock in the morning.

"Ah, I should be able to sleep for another half an hour." I didn't have the slightest shame of being late on the first day of "work", so I slowly rolled up my long hair and went out with the medical kit on my back.Last night's icy sea water finally hurt the frail doctor. His white and almost transparent face was flushed unnaturally, and he gasped lightly after walking a few steps.

"Hey, it's finally out!" As soon as he walked out of the corner not far from the dormitory, a group of people blocked his way. Looking at the scattered cigarette butts, he knew that they had been waiting for a long time.

The leader was a muscular man with a brown scar across his face, he squeezed his fingers viciously, and stared into his big copper bell eyes and shouted, "Who gave you the guts to refuse to treat my brother!? "

Hojo Xingmu, who had expected to meet this group of people but was scolded for a long time, was still upset: I should have left an hour later if I knew it earlier.

[System: Run! 】

Caught off guard by a group of people, the young doctor's first reaction was to run away, but he was grabbed by the wrist before he could escape two steps.The scorching temperature of the man's palm and the sticky sweat made him tremble all over, and his eyes were full of deeply suppressed pain: "Let go, let me go."

"Hahahaha," this panicked look did not bring sympathy, but caused even more exaggerated laughter.A skinny man came over flatteringly and said, "I heard that this freak thinks he is a dead person, and he can't accept other people's touch at all."

Beijo Xingmu knew this person, and the original owner let him live in the hospital for a period of time in order to treat him.

"Damn it, how perverted is your heart to hate human body temperature?" The muscular man's eyes flashed disgust, and he grabbed the young doctor's hand even harder, and he must be tortured.

"If you want to know, you can try to become my kind." Hojo Xingmu narrowed his peach blossom eyes slightly, and the deep meaning in the words made the muscular man tremble.

A system notification sounded, [The ooc value has soared to 9.7%. 】

[When will the people from the Armed Detective Agency come? 】Hojo Xingmu is not flustered, his voice is extremely calm.

[The system replied reluctantly: There is still 10 meters left to turn. 】It was counted by this guy again!The people in the Armed Detective Agency would naturally be worried if they didn't see Hojo Xingmu. Edogawa Ranpo went on a mission yesterday afternoon, and it was only around this time that others found him.

In the next second, the young doctor's expression changed into that pitiful little rabbit again, "This, this is just because of illness..."

Osamu Dazai, who was sent to find a doctor, paused when he heard this, and after hesitating for a while, he stepped into the corner and said in a soft voice, "Xingmu-kun, it's time to go to work."

[Hojo Xingmu: ...Why is it Osamu Dazai? 】

[Is the host worried that Dazai Osamu will expose his acting skills? 】

[No, when I entered the Space-Time Administration, my acting skills were perfect.Just a little worried...]

【what? 】

[I'm worried that Osamu Dazai can't help me beat up these maggots. 】

Sure enough, he still prefers people like Atsushi Nakajima and Doppo Kunikida who can complement him.Well, but acting still has to continue.

Hojo Hoshimu's eyes turned red, and the moment he looked at Osamu Dazai, he shouted to him, "Mr. Dazai, run away!"

"If you're sensible, get out of here. We're just teaching this freak doctor who killed my brother." The muscular man froze for a moment, thinking it was just an illusion.Looking at Osamu Dazai's not-so-strong body, a trace of contempt flashed in his eyes, and he deliberately tensed his muscles to show his strength.

Dazai Osamu's eyes were filled with chills, and his voice became cold, "Although I don't know the details of the incident, if the doctors of the Armed Detective Agency do something that violates the regulations, their wages will be deducted, so I suggest you You can go and talk to the president."

"Wu, Armed Detective Agency?" The thin man froze. No one in Yokohama had heard of the name Armed Detective Agency.The original owner had always kept a low profile, and no one in the entire slum had heard of his relationship with the Armed Detective Agency. However, it seemed that it was not difficult for a person with supernatural powers to know someone from the Armed Detective Agency, and he hesitated somewhat.

"He just said he is? Do you think Butei is an organization that cats and dogs can enter? I also said that I am a cadre of the port mafia!" The muscular man patted the skinny man on the head vigorously, his voice full of disdain.

"That's right." The thin and small man nodded suddenly, looking at Hojo Xingmu and the others, his eyes became disgusted again, and his tone didn't sound like he was talking to his savior, "It's up to you?"

"Do you want to see the ID?" Osamu Dazai obviously didn't want to waste time with this group of rubbish. He was never worse than others when it came to annoying people, and he paused when he took out the ID, "Ah, sorry! You probably can't tell the truth from the fake." right."

"What the hell are you talking about?" The insulting words obviously angered the muscular man, he blushed and threw at Osamu Dazai.

The corners of Dazai Osamu's eyes curled up, and the moment his fist was about to approach him, he took out a gun and pointed it at the muscular man's forehead.

Muscular man: ...

His strong desire to survive made him freeze there abruptly.The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

"Hug, I'm sorry." After a long time, he swallowed his saliva and said in fear.

"Where's the doctor?" Dazai Osamu gave Hojo Xingmu the right to forgive.

"It's not necessary." Hojo Xingmu was silent for a while, watching Dazai Osamu said word for word, "I don't like warm blood."

Not "forgive".

The interest in Dazai Osamu's eyes was even greater, he withdrew his gun and said to them, "Thank you doctor."

A group of bullying people just wanted to vent their anger on Hojo Xingmu because their lives were not going well, and when they saw the gun, they immediately froze down, bowed several times to Osamu Dazai and Hojo Xingmu, and then quickly left here with their tails between their legs .

"Thank you." Seeing them walking away, Hojo Xingmu finally relaxed his tense nerves, and said to Osamu Dazai with a smile on his lips.

"Help me find the poisonous mushrooms in Houshan to commit suicide after get off work today." Osamu Dazai paused as he was about to wrap his arms around Hojo Xingmu's neck, and finally took the medical box for him naturally, "It's too late, President will deduct wages~”

【He noticed my illness!I thought this person was more careless. 】Hojo Xingmu yelled at the system in his heart.

[The system is so annoying: I got it, I got it! 】

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a salary." The young doctor didn't notice that Osamu Dazai was joking, but answered seriously.

He is not very interested in coins, and even said that he does not need them at all, because buying things requires communicating with others...

"No, the armed detective agency can make a lot of money by entrusting it!" Dazai Osamu looked extremely sad, but what he said was all to deceive honest people, "If Mr. Xingmu doesn't want it, you can call it on my card." ?”

Beijo Xingmu: ...

brazen!Squeeze his wool?Don't even think about it!

Decisively used stun escape——

Then, the peach-eyed boy who was smiling slightly just now fell straight down, and fell into Dazai Osamu's arms.Dazai Osamu caught him habitually, and there was a burst of scalding temperature in his hands. Combined with the boy's light panting and frowning brows, he quickly judged that he had a fever.

Osamu Dazai muttered, "I don't want to hug a man at all."

He slowly leaned against the boy's reddened ear, and said in a low voice, "For the sake of the goddess of suicide, it's no exception."

Then he picked up the young doctor by the waist and walked towards the Armed Detective Agency.

Beijo Xingmu was on an IV drip when he woke up, and he could see the white ceiling. If it wasn't for the familiar smell of disinfectant, he would almost have thought he was in a hospital.

"As a doctor, it's too embarrassing to pass out with a high fever~" It's dusk now, and the Armed Detective Agency is off work, but Osamu Dazai is still persistently waiting for Hojo Xingmu to go with him to the back mountain to find poisonous mushrooms , sitting by the bed holding The Complete Suicide Manual.

"Healers don't heal themselves." Beijo Xingmu slowly spit out such a sentence, just waking up in his voice, there was an undisguised weariness for this world.

"I can't understand what the doctor thinks." Osamu Dazai took a sip from the glass on the bedside table, completely ignoring Hojo Xingmu lying on the bed as a patient, "By the way, tell Xingmu-jun good news."

"Starting tomorrow, we will be partners to do tasks together."