I turned out to be beautiful and miserable?

[The system endured it, but still couldn't help complaining about the unscrupulous host: evil taste...]

Hojo Hoshimu caressed the edge of the rough old-fashioned teacup, and the blushing heat finally steamed his face into blood, [I don’t bring personal emotions when I work, the Armed Detective Agency is one of the three major supernatural organizations in Yokohama It can attract the attention of the senior brother, that is, the leader of the port mafia~]

[In a hostile capacity? 】

[Just as a hostile person! 】Hojo Xingmu's tone was serious. As a staff member of the Space-Time Management Bureau with zero failures in missions, he was always confident in himself.

[System: ...] As long as Hojo Xingmu has this confidence, the only thing it can do is to believe and support.

[Of course, the most important thing is that you really don't want to face the corpse in the hospital, so you can't sleep with it in your arms...] Beitiao Xingmu rubbed his arms and wrinkled his nose, his tone was full of disgust.

System: It knew that the host's purpose could not be so simple! !

Although Fukuzawa Yukichi told him to stay in the Armed Detective Agency for a while, Hojo Xingmu really didn't plan to leave.

When it was time to get off work in the evening, the young doctor with a pair of peach blossom eyes picked up the medical box, his white coat drew a hasty arc, and hurriedly prepared to leave the Armed Detective Agency, but by coincidence, he collided with Atsushi Nakajima who came in with the documents. got together.

"Sorry, you didn't hurt from the fall, did you?" Hojo Xingmu fell to the ground and his forehead was flushed, but he looked up and asked Atsushi Nakajima how he was doing, as if he couldn't feel it at all.

Atsushi Nakajima also had some pain on his forehead, but it was not as severe as that of Hojo Xingmu. He hurriedly put down the document and bent down and stretched out his hand to him, with a guilty expression on his face: "Is Doctor Hojo okay compared to me?"

Witness Hojo Xingmu Pengci's system: ...

"It's okay." The young doctor heaved a sigh of relief and stood up, patting the ashes on his body. He blinked his dark red peach eyes and said frankly, "I won't feel any pain."

How can a dead person still feel pain?

After speaking, he glanced at the time and frowned, "Ah, I have to go back first, the doctor said that there may be injuries waiting."

hospital?

Atsushi Nakajima remembered what happened this morning, and before Hojo Xingmu walked out the door, he grabbed his wrist: "Don't go back..."

"Huh?" Hojo Xingmu looked at him suspiciously.

"Ah! I, I mean," Atsushi Nakajima blushed suddenly, "didn't Dr. Hojo join the Armed Detective Agency? Wouldn't it be better to live in the staff dormitory after that?"

Good boy!Beitiao Xingmu couldn't wait to rub his head with bangs that looked like it had been bitten by a dog.

But his face still lowered his eyes and made an uncomfortable low voice, "I'm just going to stay in the Armed Detective Agency for a while..."

Kunikida Doppo, who was sorting out plans for tomorrow, noticed this, closed the book, pushed his glasses, and walked over. He was respectful and sincere to Hojo Xingmu, "Since we have decided to stay for this period of time, why don't we just stay here?" In the staff dormitory, it is convenient for members to communicate. As for the medical office, I can help you to see if there are any patients."

"Okay..." The hospitality was hard to turn down, and because he was not used to communicating with many people, Hojo Xingmu finally nodded and agreed: "There is no need to go to the medical clinic, it should be almost empty."

It was a slum, and the original owner had a bully personality. Every time he went out, valuable things would be looted, and the only thing left would be medical tools that non-professionals could not use at all.

Tsk, poor little one.

Kunikida Doppo frowned when he heard this, the Armed Detective Agency is notorious for protecting its weaknesses, so it is unbearable for the doctor to be bullied like this outside.But he still suppressed his anger and called out to the living room: "Dazai!!"

"What's the matter?" A chestnut-haired man with black earphones hanging around his neck came out of the room yawning, his hair was messy and there were red marks on his face, he looked like he had slept beautifully.

"Didn't you say that you would read the documents carefully in a quiet environment!!?" Kunikida Doppo saw the character "井" burst out of his forehead in this state, and raised his collar to question him.

"Because it's too quiet, it's suitable for sleeping~" Dazai Osamu didn't feel guilty, followed Kunikida Doppo's shaking and squinted his eyes to feel the breeze, looking very comfortable.

Seeing that the number of people talking to him changed from two to three, the young doctor's face was extremely pale, and his dark red eyes were full of panic, but he still pretended to be fine.

Kunikida Doppo quickly noticed his unnaturalness, realized that he was stiff because of his own reasons, and quickly loosened Dazai Osamu's collar, "Please take Dr. Hojo to the dormitory, now only you are standing next to him. Is there any room available?"

"Eh—?" Osamu Dazai dragged his voice reluctantly, "But I'm going to try jumping off the Harbor Bridge later..."

"Because of this, you should be more responsible for sending Dr. Hojo to his place of residence!!" There are so many people passing by on the Harbor Bridge, Osamu Dazai will become a sight... Kunikida Doppo doesn't want him to lose his weapon at all People from the detective agency.

"May I ask, why did Mr. Dazai jump off the Harbor Bridge?" Hojo Hoshimu, who had been listening to their conversation, raised his head and asked Dazai Osamu.

"That's right, that's what Doctor Hojo thinks!" Osamu Dazai gave a thumbs up, his smiling voice sounded like heaven to the young doctor, "For death."

Beitiao Xingmu's breathing was stagnant, and the color of his dark red eyes deepened. He was obviously very excited but cautiously advised, "Death is very painful."

"I will find the most comfortable way to die." Dazai Osamu's tone was so natural that he seemed to be talking about the question of "what's for dinner tonight".

A person who pursues death and a person who has "already" met each other lately, and soon reached an agreement on the goal——

Hojo Xingmu accompanied Osamu Dazai to jump off the bridge, and Osamu Dazai took him back to the dormitory.

Nakajima Atsushi and Kunikida Doppo stood in front of the glass on the second floor and looked at their backs as they went away, feeling suspicious: Shouldn't these two people know each other in the first place?

The doctor obviously relaxed a lot when communicating with Osamu Dazai, who is about to become "the same kind", and even enthusiastically expressed that he could help him with supernatural powers.

——As long as the pain is shielded, you can try whether it is cutting your wrist or swallowing a bullet.

It's a pity that Osamu Dazai's ability is to nullify other people's abilities, and this path will not work.However, if someone is willing to discuss the "Complete Suicide Manual" with him, Osamu Dazai is still very happy.

"If Xingmu is a doctor, can you help me prepare the potion for painless death?" Osamu Dazai called the young doctor's name in just a while, "It's like adding the effect of dozens of sleeping pills to one tablet. above or something."

"I'm sorry, although I really want to help you, but this is against my medical ethics." Hojo Xingmu shook his head with a trace of guilt in his voice. If an important character in the world dies, he will be fined a bonus, so be firm!

"Hey, is that so?" Dazai Osamu stood on the bridge regardless of the curious eyes of passers-by, and the sea breeze blew his windbreaker and hair messy, "Dr. Yosano also said that doctors would not do such things, but Another doctor I know is not like that at all."

As long as the benefits are sufficient, Mori Ogai can promise him almost everything.

Although he doesn't like the way passers-by look at him, Hojo Xingmu still sits with Osamu Dazai loyally on the bridge, and accidentally falls from a bridge tens of meters high into the icy cold sea. The doctor was more interested: "Huh? Then what kind of person is he?"

Osamu Dazai took off the windbreaker and threw it to Hojo Xingmu, smelling the salty seawater with excitement, "It's a super big garbage, Xingmu should stay away from him."

After speaking, he jumped off the bridge.

[This world is a bit difficult. ] The corners of Hojo Hoshimu, who didn't get any information, turned up his mouth, hung Osamu Dazai's clothes on the armrest, and then slowly stood up.

Seeing his appearance, the system couldn't help becoming excited, 【What is the host going to do? ?Inevitably hurt during the task, and your spirit will also be damaged in reality. 】

[It sounds a little scary. ] Hojo Xingmu unbuttoned his coat little by little with his well-proportioned and slender fingers, his peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly, 【But the patient "Hojo Xingmu" is not afraid. 】

After speaking, he jumped down.

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The drenched long hair of the boy with peach blossom eyes sticks to his almost transparent white face, and Osamu Dazai, who is also drenched all over his body, is silent for a while while watching the shore stretching out his hand to him, and then said, "Mummy."

"What?" Osamu Dazai sneezed, but couldn't hear Hojo Xingmu's words clearly.

"It's nothing." Hojo Xingmu put his hand on Osamu Dazai's bandaged palm, which was his first natural touch since he came to this world.A "mummy" who is bent on pursuing death and covered in bandages has been classified as "half of the same kind" by him.

"Hurry up and go back to the dormitory, and you will be scolded by Dr. Yosano for catching a cold later!" Dazai Osamu said with a trembling voice after pulling Hojo Hoshimu up with all his strength.

Both were pierced by the cold, deep water, and now a light wind could hurt their bodies.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm going to be scared to death! 】 Hojo Xingmu yelled in his heart while following Osamu Dazai.

[The system ignored him: still angry, don't bother. 】

It is true that the task is the first, but the body should be cherished no matter what.

【Have no idea. ] Beijo Xingmu shrugged and decided to comfort his little system, 【If I don't follow the dance, I will be suspected, right?Osamu Dazai is not an ordinary person, even the slightest doubt about him can arise. 】

This is different from Edogawa Ranpo's cleverness. Edogawa Ranpo's strength is judged based on trivial facts, and there is no doubt about his identity. In addition, the two have a good relationship before, so it doesn't matter.

But Osamu Dazai is different, he himself is a person with darkness engraved in his bones, and there is no reason to doubt a person.If you want Mori Ogai to notice yourself, you must pass his level first.

[However, jumping from such a high place is really exciting! 】

The system that just felt that the host had worked hard and was about to end the cold war decided to go offline all day after hearing this sentence!