This male is too lazy Zerg

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, our ingredients are ready, and only the cooking part is left. Next, I need to introduce you. Do you think you can appear?" The host...

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, our ingredients are ready, and only the cooking part is left. Next, I need to introduce you. Do you think you can appear?" Host Zerg Yanyan glanced at the time, and the males had already gathered It's almost time to move on to the next step.

Tang Yimiao handed the cup to Tang Guihua, and said to Yanyan with his hands behind his back, "Let's go"

"Hello, everyone from Starnet, the next part is the most exciting cooking session. Today we have invited a special guest—Tang Yimiao Xiongzi." The host Chong Yanyan excitedly pointed the camera at Approved Tang Yimiao.

All the bugs on the Starnet swiped their screens excitedly.

"Just now I saw it in the live broadcast room of Hua Zhenxiongzi, and I thought I saw it wrong."

"Wow, Tang Yimiao Xiongzi is also very cute dressed up today"

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi will participate in this kind of small live broadcast"

Tang Yimiao took a look at the live broadcast room, took off his hat, showed a cute face, and greeted the live broadcast room with a smile, "Hi everyone, I am Tang Yimiao, I am very glad to be on this show, and I will do my best for everyone Try the delicious food first”

After Tang Yimiao said hello, he returned the seat to the host, Chong Yanyan, and returned to his original seat to sit down.

"Next, the cameras will be handed over to the males and their females on the field for the cooking session." Host Chong Yanyan made the appearance of the five males present.

"Let everyone taste my craft now! I will definitely make the number one delicacy." Hua Zhen said proudly, hugging her female arm.

etc!Tang Yimiao immediately stood up from the stool after hearing this, and called Buzz over with a serious face, "Buzz, didn't you say that the female insect cooks, and I won't eat it if the male insect does it."

Buzz smiled awkwardly, "Well, the original plan was that the female insects follow the limited recipe, but the male Huazhen insisted on doing it by himself. As soon as he said to do it himself, many insects ran to his live broadcast room. Other male insects For the sake of traffic, I have no choice but to choose to do it myself.”

Tang Yimiao sighed, and glanced at the five males, who were already busy cooking.

The male Huazhen who yelled the loudest was completely ignorant of handicrafts. The roots of the mushrooms were not removed, they were only washed in water, and even after the cleaning was completed, each dish was only symbolically cut and beaten. Pot of water, throw the ingredients into it.

The worms in the live broadcast room didn't swipe Tang Yimiao after the five male worms started cooking. After all, they had never seen the male worms cook before, so they swipe the screens of the male worms with interest.

"Everyone, how much is a little salt?" Hua Zhen looked at the little salt in the recipe and scratched his head, "Should I pour in one bottle or two bottles?"

"It's a spoonful"

The female insects in the comment area brushed up "Haha, the male son doesn't know how much salt is so cute"

"Then what should I do if I pour too much?" Hua Zhen poured all the salt into it.

"Add Tang pulp, reconcile"

“It’s okay to add chili water”

"Let's take out the ingredients and exchange them for a pot of water."

"Hanama's female is a little more responsible. Although the other males do it themselves, the female is also around to guide her carefully. This is completely irresponsible."

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"Haha, Xiongzi, I'll be the first to serve you the bowl of soup he made later." Tang Guihua gloated at Tang Yimiao's increasingly pale face.

Yingxue sat beside Tang Yimiao, frowning as she watched the operations of the five males, "Xiong, your taste is quite unique, and you actually want to taste the delicacies made by these five"

Tang Yimiao glanced at Buzz sadly, no, he hasn't lived enough in Zongxing yet, and the soup made by the male worms must not be drunk, "Tang Osmanthus, you will drink these five bowls of soup later."

Tang Guihua turned her head, "Don't even think about it, being poisoned by the mushroom soup of the male worm is not a brilliant way to die."

"In the end, why do you two think the soup made by the male worms is unpalatable? Although their movements are not skilled, the taste depends on the seasoning, and you may not be better than them." Tang Yimiao turned his head and thought What.

"Especially you Yingxue, as an aristocratic female, you probably haven't even touched the lid of the kitchen pot." Tang Yimiao looked at Yingxue with disdain.

"Xiongzi, don't make fun of my status as a nobleman. As a nobleman, I am better than other insects in everything. If I become the female monarch of a male insect, I will definitely be a perfect female monarch, so cooking skills are no problem."

"I don't believe it, unless you prove it. This is your family's territory. I'll try it if you make a bowl." Tang Yimiao used the aggressive method.

When he tastes the soup, he can close his eyes and forcefully find a suitable bowl, but for the food ration, let Yingxue do it.

"Xiongzi, you ate my food, but it's my worm." Yingxue stood up, combed her hair, and tied it higher with a headband.

"Tang Osmanthus, as a sinner, I leave the meal to you." Tang Yimiao ignored Yingxue and looked directly at Tang Osmanthus. This condition cannot be agreed.

As for why Tang Yimiao didn’t wait for the soup made by the original Chef Buzz invited by Buzz, it was not because Huazhen’s female insects were cold-faced and refused to help the whole time. Help me to guide, and this scene has aroused the dissatisfaction of the other males. They feel that the program group is biased, so the chefs can only take turns to guide the five positions, and they can't cook this famous dish by themselves.

Yingxue sighed helplessly, "You really refused, but what do you want to eat?"

"Shanzhen Five Flavor Soup" Tang Yimiao is actually looking forward to this dish, the taste of mushrooms is very delicious.

Yingxue sighed, "This dish is actually not difficult to make. I have other ingredients except mushrooms at home. That sinner, you go pick the mushrooms, and I will prepare the other ingredients."

"Do you want me to go, little male insect?" Tang Guihua would not simply follow Yingxue's orders.

Tang Yimiao glanced at the time, "I'm going with Tang Guihua, you go and let your subordinates prepare the materials, we can't finish it too late"

"Okay." Yingxue went to ask her subordinates to prepare the materials.

Tang Guihua picked mushrooms very fast, "Little Xiongzi, I didn't expect you to be so fast. When those males were picking mushrooms just now, they couldn't tell the difference between poisonous mushrooms and ordinary mushrooms."

Tang Yimiao picked a mushroom and threw it in the basket, "Don't be so curious, just pick your mushroom."

Here Tang Yimiao and Yingxue prepared the ingredients, and the five Xiongzi over there had already put all the ingredients into the pot, and the soup will be ready to drink in 40 minutes.

"The mushrooms have been cut into cross-shaped shapes." Tang Guihua took a knife and quickly carved the mushrooms.

"Xiongzi, do you prefer five petals or four petals?" Yingxue took out a carving knife and said to a carrot.

"No radishes" Tang Yimiao hates radishes the most. Cooked radishes always have a foul smell.

Yingxue thought for a while, "Then don't"

"Give me the fish, the soup base needs to be made of fish soup." Tang Guihua asked Tang Yimiao to pass him the fish, and he would make the soup base.

"Give" Tang Yimiao obediently handed the fish to Tang Guihua, and the worms who can't cook should just like him to obediently pass the fish to the female worm.

"I'll cut the meat, three pieces of meat are enough, Xiongzi, do you want to save some meat for roasting?" Yingxue methodically cut the meat into small pieces.

"Oh, yes, you two are too powerful." Tang Yimiao had nothing to help, and could only pass something occasionally.

"Little Xiongzi, don't steal the ingredients. Uncooked ingredients will be poisonous." Tang Guihua snatched the fruit that Tang Yimiao wanted to eat.

Tang Yimiao sniffed, "But this one is so fragrant, maybe it tastes best when it's not cooked."

"But if you eat it uncooked, you will get food poisoning and get dizzy, so let's bring it here." Yingxue took the ingredients Tang Guihua handed over, relying on her height, Tang Yimiao couldn't grab it.

"Ah, it's so strange, it's super interesting and cute to watch other little males cooking just now, and I feel that being able to eat the food cooked by males is the happiness of insects.

But after watching Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, I feel that as long as the male worm is watching the cooking, it will be more touching than being cooked by the male worm.”

"Yeah, that's weird. I always find it very troublesome to cook for the males at home every day, but today I see male Tang Yimiao waiting for two females to cook, but I really want to cook for males Tang Yimiao. Cook"

"What's so hard to understand, because Xiongzi has been fighting by his side, no matter what Major General Yingxue or the females around him do, Tang Yi buys Miao Xiongzi with anticipation on his face, as if waiting for some peerless delicacy, this kind of Which female insect would not want the behavior of applauding?"

After Lu Wen pointed the camera at Tang Yimiao, he was relieved to find that Tang Yimiao and the others hadn't found him. He was not outstanding among the five male insects, he didn't have a beautiful appearance, a good family, and the female monarch was just ordinary. The female worm has no bright spots, and it is difficult to outdo the other four worms.

But he wants to be popular in this live broadcast and earn some star bug coins. Since he can't rely on him, then let him be a fire bug. He just wants to make his live broadcast room more insect-like and have more fans.

"Master, please give this wreath to Tang Yimiao and the females around him." Lu Wen's female monarch deftly wove a few wreaths and handed them to her hero. He didn't agree with the hero secretly The seriousness of the live broadcast of Tang Yimiao and the secret filming of the live broadcast are all in the male worm's mind. If Tang Yimiao Xiongzi gets to the bottom of it, his hero will not get any good results. Distance contact, as long as there is contact, it is not considered a candid shot.

Lu Wen glanced at the wreaths, and there was nothing to say about his female handicrafts, so Lu Wen walked towards Tang Yimiao with three wreaths, "Xiong Tang Yimiao, this is a wreath made by my female monarch. There are bugs, if you don’t mind, I’ll give you one.”

Seeing Lu Wen coming to say hello, Tang Yimiao took the wreath in a friendly manner, and looked it over carefully, "Very beautiful, thank you."

Tang Yimiao took three garlands, put one on his head first, then put them on the other two worms, looked in the mirror, and sure enough, he was a beautiful worm, and the garlands were not dirty at all, so he looked even better up.

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi is so beautiful with a wreath, licking the screen"

"Major General Yingxue is so beautiful, I want to marry Major General Yingxue as a queen"

"Seeing this scene, I suddenly thought of one thing. What is the relationship between the worm beside Tang Yimiao Xiongzi and Tang Yimiao Xiongzi? Is Tang Yimiao Xiongzi going to accept Major General Yingxue as the female attendant?"

"Is the other female a female slave?"

Lu Wen looked at the comment section and hesitated for a while, but he still didn't ask. It would be wrong for him to ask about this matter. If Tang Yimiao found out that he took the initiative to broadcast live, he would violate the rules.

Tang Osmanthus stared at a bunch of flowers on her head, she just felt that she was really a flower, she shook her head, the garland was a little loose and blocked her view a bit.

"That worm, go to the forest and pick some pansies, I can use it with fruit wine." Yingxue didn't feel that there was anything wrong with calling Tang Guihua, after all, Tang Guihua's restraining ring showed that he was just a sinner.

Tang Guihua held a piece of fried meat in her mouth, and said in a long voice, "Yes—"

"Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, my dishes are also ready, you can bring them to my lawn for live broadcast later, so that I can also set up the table." Yingxue clicked on the dishes, um, appetizers, main dishes, desserts , the wine is ready, you can invite the worms to eat.

Tang Yimiao beckoned to Buzz, as long as Yingxue didn't dislike them, it would be a good thing for Buzz to go to a noble's house to broadcast live, but he still had to tell Buzz.

"Hey, do so many pansies insist on taking this one from me?" Tang Guihua suppressed her anger. Although he was indifferent to life and death, that idiot Tang Yimiao was really kind to him. Insects have no insect rights, and they have to be tolerant when dealing with unreasonable things, but this female insect is a bit too much, and how many flowers have been taken away from him.

"I'm just optimistic about the one in your hand, and you can pick it again." Russell held two pansies in his hand, deliberately looking for trouble for Tang Osmanthus. He once committed the crime of harming a male insect, but a sinful insect can swagger around in the forest, but he wants to accompany the male insect he doesn't like at all to participate in the damn show, and he doesn't even have the right to object.

"Xiao Su, what hero do you want to pick for you, why do you make things difficult for a sinful female?" Hua Zhen coaxed her female.

Russell stayed away from Huazhen unhappy, "Why should I embarrass him? I just asked a most worm to help me pick more flowers. This is embarrassment. This kind of sinner has no worm rights. If I want to embarrass him, I will It should be to leave these two flowers on the ground and let him kneel down to pick them up with his mouth, or give him a hard punch, for a sinner like him, he deserves to be beaten by other insects while walking on the road."

Tang Guihua pinched the pansy's flower tail, turned around and left, comforting herself not to cause trouble for the little male worm, just treat it as the worm farting.

"Who allowed you to leave?" Russell was irritated by Tang Guihua's disrespectful behavior of turning around and leaving, and wanted to pull Tang Guihua backhand.

"Don't go too far. You should understand when you see my restraining ring. Not only do I dare to beat you, but I dare to beat your hero. Will there be a more serious crime than me now?" Tang Osmanthus grabbed Russell by the collar and whispered in his ear.

"Let go of my heroine" Hua Zhen wanted to hit Tang Guihua to let him go when she saw Russell being grabbed by the collar. Murderous, he unconsciously let go of Russell's collar, and wanted to stretch out his hands towards Hua Zhen, with only one thought in his mind, to strangle him to death.

"Sorry, there is a vicious dog at home that can bite people." Tang Yimiao came here at some time, looked at Huazhen with a smile, and took out a remote control. Tang Yimiao pressed it, and the remote control and the restraining ring were covered by a metal chain. Pulling on, Tang Yimiao directly dragged Tang Guihua behind him.

Tang Guihua's dangerous behavior was detected by the suppression ring, and the current was automatically increased. After he was dragged back by Tang Yimiao, he knelt behind Tang Yimiao on one knee.

"How much money you paid for it, sinner, I am willing to pay a hundred times. I want to buy him and severely punish him for his disrespect for my female monarch." Tang Guihua dared to contradict him and the female monarch just now, it was an unforgivable crime, she should buy it and beat her severely to vent her anger.

Tang Yimiao was holding a long black sun umbrella in his hand. When Hua Zhen was about to step forward, he pointed the umbrella tip at the position of Hua Zhen's heart, raised his chin, and smiled slightly, not talking to Hua Zhen at all. "I take good care of my vicious dog, and you take good care of your dog"

"By the way, you wanted this flower just now, I don't want things that rubbish fancy, disgusting." Tang Yimiao took the many pansies and crushed them in the palm of his hand, still on the ground in disgust.

"You..." Hua Zhen was a little annoyed at being pointed at her chest, and was about to step forward to say something when Yingxue stopped her.

"Okay, it's just a trivial matter. Why did the males make your males unhappy for the sake of the females?" Hua Zhen immediately paused when Yingxue's handsome appearance said.

"That sinful insect..." Russell was a female insect, he could feel that the sinful insect wanted to hurt his hero, and was interrupted by Yingxue just as he was about to ask for trouble.

"It's just a misunderstanding, isn't it?" Yingxue stared at Russell with no emotion in her cold eyes. Stupid female, is she still looking for trouble? He could also feel that the sinful insect just wanted to kill the male insect. This is a crime enough to kill, but since Tang Yimiao wants to protect that criminal, he will stand by Tang Yimiao's side.

"Okay, the soup is about to be cooked, let's go to my house to drink soup, don't make the two parties unhappy because of trivial matters, or Major General Correa will come back to find out about this, and it would be bad if you misunderstood that you deliberately troubled him. You know, the military females who just came back from the war are not very good." Yingxue said with a look of "I'm good for you."

In Yingxue's back garden, Buzz and the other worms had already set up the dining table and poured out a small bowl of soup from the five male worms. Yanyan messed up the order of the five bowls of soup in a place Tang Yimiao couldn't see. , don’t tell Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, let’s let Xiongzi choose the best bowl by intuition.”

Tang Yimiao looked at the five bowls of soup and raised his eyebrows, "I'm only making a review, whether it's really good or not, I'll wait until you invite all the females to finish drinking and vote to make a decision."

"Yeah, yes." Yanyan understood that Tang Yimiao didn't want to offend Chong, and the real result would have to be based on anonymous voting.

Tang Yimiao took the small spoon and took a sip, "The color is delicious, the fish melts in the mouth, and the soup is clear and transparent, not bad."

Yanyan showed the bowl of soup, "Oh, Xiongzi said this dish is good."

Tang Yimiao picked up the next bowl, hesitated for three seconds and then drank it with a smile, "The mushrooms in this dish are added later, the fish and small animal meat have been squeezed to make them soft and soft, while the mushrooms are still crisp and delicious, very good, very good." good"

"This dish is also great, everyone guess which male this bowl belongs to." Yanyan showed another bowl.

Tang Yimiao took another bowl, "This bowl looks a bit different, except for the traditional light mode, adding a little chili, delicious and spicy, matching, matching"

"According to Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, adding chili might be a good choice, and friends from Xingwang can follow suit." Yanyan pointed to the third bowl of soup.

The next two bowls of Tang Yimiao continued to praise with a smile, Yanyan was a little disappointed not to hear Tang Yimiao's sharp comments, and Tang Yimiao Xiongzi was too cautious, so there are good reviews everywhere.

"I think this bowl of soup with chili is the most attractive to me. I suggest that everyone present, take out some and taste it." Tang Yimiao served the soup with chili that night.

Yanyan thought for a while, that's right, they have already set aside enough soup to taste, and the rest is their dinner, why don't everyone raise their bowls together and push the event to a small climax, "Okay, then please Everyone taste the best soup selected by Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, after everyone finishes drinking, we will uncover the brand to see which Xiongzi made it."

Yanyan took the bowl first, and after confirming that all the bugs were there, he raised the bowl and said "Dry"

In this tasting, only two worms did not drink this bowl of soup, one was Yingxue, he believed in his craft.

So I don't drink other worms' soup. The other one is the chef worm of the program group. He hesitated to speak as he watched the worms pick up the soup, opened his mouth, but still didn't speak.

"puff!!"

"cough cough"

"vomit"

"It's so spicy! It's so spicy, it's salty and spicy"

It's so bad, the worms at the scene covered their mouths collectively, and there was only one thought in their minds, Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, you are too stupid.

Tang Yimiao put down the bowl, he didn't drink when he was toasting just now, he nodded in satisfaction when he saw the appearance of the insects, and asked you to give it to him without tasting it, knowing how hard the soup made by these male insects is Do you want to drink? That's really bad. His mother opened the door for Kuan, and Kuan got home. This crime must be suffered together.

On Xingwang, all the bugs no longer discussed the conflict between Tang Yimiao and Huazhen just now, but swiped the screen together;

“How bad this is”

"Isn't it really a show effect?"

"I'm going to be a judge in a while and vote for the soup. I'll tell you if it's that bad."

Seeing this scene, Yingxue secretly covered her mouth and smiled, "Tang Yimiao Xiongzi, you are really interesting."

"You even attacked your own bugs." Tang Guihua covered her mouth.

"Yingxue, I'm hungry, let's serve." Tang Yimiao took a big sip of water, and it was time to eat formally.

Yingxue pointed to the living room and signaled Tang Yimiao to enter his front yard, a gorgeous dining table appeared in front of Tang Yimiao's eyes, and Yingxue's men brought a light blue vase with several yellow roses placed on the table In the middle, with exquisite white tableware, it shows the master's elegant taste everywhere.

Tang Yimiao sat down at the dining table. To be honest, he almost had a psychological shadow on this soup, but he asked for it by name.

So I forced myself to drink it down, "Yingxue, thank you for saving me, this is what a worm should drink, this is my happiest thing today"

"Maybe I have something that will make you happier." Yingxue took out her star network and showed Tang Yimiao the content of the star network.

Tang Yimiao looked suspiciously at Yingxue's star network, and smiled from the bottom of her heart. The irritability of the past few days had subsided. Yingxue's star network only had an internal report of a military female, which read "The Ninth Legion is resting Under the leadership of Major General Scoreia, they successfully cracked the interference of alien races and successfully contacted all the legions on the Zerg Planet. The Ninth Legion has successfully completed the mission and will return to the Zerg Planet in a few days."

The worms who had been squatting in Lu Wen's live broadcast room on Xingwang intercepted Tang Yimiao's smile.

"Excuse me, are Tang Yimiao Xiongzi and Major General Yingxue compatible? What makes Tang Yimiao Xiongzi smile so sweetly?"

The author says:

太甜了，是不是该下点刀子了感谢在2022-05-0220:32:02-2022-05-0422:30:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!