This male is too lazy Zerg

"Hiss, it hurts so much." Tang Guihua squatted down, grinning her teeth, covering her neck and forehead.

Tang Yimiao clutched her chest, it's still bearable, this female is really ruthless

"Hiss, it hurts." Tang Guihua covered her neck and forehead, and crouched down grinning.

Tang Yimiao clutched her chest, it was okay and tolerable, this female is really ruthless.

"I said Xiongzi, why did you only attack the head of the insect?" Tang Guihua put down the long rubber knife in his hand.

"I'm used to it." Tang Yimiao was used to killing zombies, and always felt that the other party could still live without beheading them.

"But you are quite powerful, little male. Although I am not good at using long knives, I am always a female. I never thought I could be forced to this point by you." Tang Guihua sat on the ground, although the rubber would not cause fatal injuries , but there are still a few red marks on his neck.

Tang Yimiao covered his chest, and couldn't help coughing twice, because his status as a Zerg male was too noble, and he hadn't actually fought against a Zerg for a long time, so he finally met such a Zerg, so naturally he had to fight with real swords and guns Make a gesture.

Tang Yimiao took out the syringe and stabbed it towards her arm. The syringe contained Zerg's unique repair solution and painkiller potion. After injecting herself, she said to Tang Guihua, "Tang Guihua, give me the right hand. I""

Tang Guihua stretched out her right hand lazily, the suppression ring was emitting blue light, his arm trembled slightly from the electric shock, but Tang Guihua didn't seem to feel it.

Tang Yimiao glanced at the remote control in his hand, "Is my remote control broken? Didn't I suspend the punishment system, why is there still an electric shock?"

"That is for the master to punish the female insects. Of course, a criminal female like me must be taught a lesson every time. These suppression rings will automatically discharge for 10 minutes every hour," Tang Guihua said indifferently.

Tang Yimiao looked at Tang Guihua with a frown, she was really an idiot female, if he seemed a little weaker, he might feel that this female had no attack power to untie his restraining ring.

But in this kind of electric shock situation, he can still draw with himself who has no powers, so he really dare not undo all the restraining rings.

Tang Yimiao took out the key and stretched it towards the keyhole of the female's right hand. The metal restraining ring fell to the ground. Tang Yimiao took out the syringe and injected it towards his long-worn and red wrist.

"Little male, you actually released the restraint ring on my right wrist?" Tang Guihua rubbed her right wrist in disbelief after the injection was completed, and his hand was much easier without the restraint ring.

"Ah, because we delayed our competition, do you want to play another round?" Tang Yimiao hadn't been so happy fighting in a long time, his hair was soaked in sweat, and he just wiped it casually, no longer the lazy look of the past .

"Phew, I have a lot of strength to undo the restraining ring, and I won't release the water just because you are a male." Tang Guihua stood up and stretched her wrists.

"Come on" Tang Yimiao opened the training field, if he didn't knock the female to the ground, it wouldn't be a real victory.

The two worms fought on the training ground all morning, and finally Tang Yimiao won an overwhelming victory. After the suppression ring released the current for the third time, Tang Guihua threw herself into the street. The suppression ring detected his abnormal exercise, The punishment measures were increased immediately, so Tang Guihua was directly shocked and lost her strength.

"Are you okay, is it so difficult to be soft?" Tang Yimiao couldn't understand Tang Guihua, if she felt pain, just speak up, why did she hold on.

"I won't be subdued like a male worm." Tang Guihua lied weakly on the table, still a dead duck with a stubborn mouth and refused to be subdued.

"Whatever you want." Tang Yimiao went back to her room to take a shower.

"Are you really a male?" After Tang Guihua took a shower, she saw Tang Yimiao sitting on the dining table, drinking two bottles of business liquid happily.

"If it's fake, A-level male." Tang Yimiao didn't understand why Tang Guihua asked such a stupid question.

"Then why do you drink nutrient solution every day? It doesn't look like your family is so rich that you can't afford natural food." Tang Guihua took a bottle of nutrient solution and drank it. When he was in the store, he was starving to death. Only when he got a bottle of low-quality nutrient solution would he get a bottle of low-quality nutrient solution, the kind of stomach acid regurgitation and throbbing pain due to hunger, which tortured the insects more than electric shocks, and now he had to drink the nutrient solution until he was full.

"Because there are no bugs to cook." Tang Yimiao spread his hands innocently. The robot butler only cooks natural Zerg food, but what he likes to eat is earth food cooked with oil, salt and chili.

"By the way, how did I forget that you are also a female insect, and you will be responsible for cooking the next meal." Tang Yimiao looked at Tang Guihua, and he remembered that cooking is a required subject for Zerg.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll poison you, little male?" Tang Guihua raised his eyebrows.

Tang Yimiao frowned, "Don't be afraid, instead of avenging me, it's better to live well and take revenge on those who hurt you in the future."

"Hey, I'm a sinner right now. My life and death depend on you in a split second, yet you actually said something that asked me to take revenge." Tang Guihua drank herself full and sat lazily on the stool.

"Train well. If you haven't done any heinous things, I'll let the queen accept you to the Ninth Army. If you don't want to, go to work. Just return the two hundred star worm coins I bought from you." Tang Yi Miao put down the nutrient solution in his hand, some had had enough, it was time to eat some food.

Tang Guihua fell from the stool and stared at Tang Yimiao without blinking, "You don't have a fever, although some males like to give females some hope and smash their hopes to win, but you If you treat me like this, I will bite back mercilessly."

"I don't have that hobby." Tang Yimiao pushed away a certain bug.

Tang Guihua stood aside and said in a hoarse voice, "What do you want, mine, or do you want me to kill some bug for you, or..."

"Don't think too much, it's just a moment of goodwill. I said, even if it was a stray dog ​​at that time, I would save it. What kind of reward would you expect if you feed the stray dog?" For what, don't care.

Tang Guihua carefully looked at Tang Yimiao. This little male was born with a high level of spiritual power, looks, and figure, all of which are outstanding. The female is also a major general with a superior family background. He really doesn't seem to have anything worthy of the little male's prying eyes. .

"Don't be too happy, I will let Hughes investigate. If your crime is unforgivable, then wear a restraint ring for the rest of your life, and work as a cow and a horse with me to make up for the crime." Tang Yimiao splashed Tang Guihua a little cold water.

"Except for trying to kill a certain male, I have no guilt at all." Tang Guihua sat back on the stool and glanced at Tang Yimiao. What a beautiful little male, it's a pity that he didn't meet this kind of male back then. .

"Xiong Tang Yimiao, are you there?"

After Tang Yimiao and Tang Guihua finished talking, Tang Yimiao ordered Tang Guihua to clean up the empty nutrient solution bottle, and he searched the Zerg's existing vegetables on the star network, so he didn't have to fight Hugh Correa to steal them. After drinking the nutrient solution, he suddenly felt that the taste and convenience of drinking the nutrient solution were average.

After receiving the reminder from the machine steward at the door, Tang Yimiao turned on the monitoring system and saw Richard's younger brother Buzz at their door.

"Come in." Tang Yimiao opened the door and let Boots in.

"Sit, what do you want from me?" Tang Yimiao handed Booth a bottle of water, motioning him to sit down.

Boots sat on the sofa stiffly and hesitated for a while, "Xiong, your address was given to me by my brother Richard, so I don't take the liberty to bother you. I recently changed my position and planned a live food show. , the show needs a soundtrack, so can you authorize the music for the video where you danced with the female queen last time?"

"Okay, but why did you suddenly change jobs, food live broadcast, will there be any special flavor of nutrient solution?" Tang Yimiao wanted to ask about the nutrient solution when he heard the food live broadcast.

"Nutrition solution is not a delicacy, there won't be any..." Booth smiled awkwardly.

"Oh, okay, but what kind of food are you going to broadcast live, do you want to eat food live?" Tang Yimiao was a little disappointed, why the nutrient solution can't be considered as food.

"It's not like this. I'm the planner. We planned this food show like this. We took the lead in voting for 50 difficult dishes on the star network, and then invited five groups of males and their designated partners to collect materials together. Make it, and finally invite the judges to see which dish is the most delicious." Boots explained the content of their program gently.

"Are males participating in the show? Why don't they just eat and drink at home?" Tang Yimiao didn't understand.

"Although it is said that males can obtain more property by marrying females, A-level males like you are a minority, and most C-level males cannot marry a high-level female to be a queen like you. They are not as rich as you," Boots explained patiently.

"And this show is also very interesting. The males can earn Starworm Coins and entertain themselves. It is a very popular show for them." Buzz also has a certain degree of confidence in his live broadcast.

"Are you trying to eat the referee's lack of worms?" Tang Yimiao was moved. He just didn't know what to eat, so a worm sent a solution.

"Do you want to be a referee? Our original plan for the referee was to randomly find a shopping mall, find a hundred female worms to try, and then vote anonymously." Buzz recalled the original plan.

"Forget it then." Tang Yimiao planned to continue watching the vegetables on Xingwang, so let Tang Osmanthus make them.

"No, although you can't be a referee, you can be a special review teacher. Please be sure to participate. If the female worms on the scene don't cook well, don't worry, we will invite the famous chef worms from the worm star to make the most authentic ones. Those dishes can be cooked for you."

"And your appearance fee, gift share, I'm discussing with the leader now, and you won't be lost." Buzz will not let Tang Yimiao run away.

Although the male worm they invited this time is also very popular on Xingwang, but there is no one comparable to Tang Yimiao.

Tang Yimiao's dance directly made him the No.1 male who would most like to marry on Xingwang. Who wouldn't want his hero to hug his waist, bite his ear, cross his fingers with himself, cling to him, hug him , twist, kiss it.

"Xiong, what our leader means is that you get 80.00% of the gift income from your appearance on the show, and we get 20.00%, can you see?" Buzz has already communicated with the leader with the star network.

"I get so much?" Tang Yimiao couldn't imagine that if he got so much for this show, the leaders of Buzz and the others must be stupid.

"It's okay, it's fine if you show your face occasionally in the live broadcast room. I'm just a small show. You are a big star on Xingwang. If you want to appear, the ratings will skyrocket." Buzz thought for a while, a whole worm All famous males participating in their shows are as eye-catching as the richest tycoon squatting on the roadside drinking the cheapest nutrient solution.

"How many days does your live broadcast start?" Tang Yimiao thought about what clothes to wear, and the live broadcast should look better.

"It will start at the original forest the day after tomorrow." Buzz reported the address to Tang Yimiao.

"It's so fast." Tang Yimiao didn't expect it to be so fast. He thought it would take a while to prepare, and the speed of the bug was too fast.

After Buzz sent the address to Tang Yimiao, he said embarrassedly, "I have prepared it for a long time, but I still want to get your song and increase the popularity. Is it not good for me to do so?"

"What's wrong with that, as long as you can get popular, you can use it." Tang Yimiao expressed his understanding. After all, Boots is the planner, and there is nothing wrong with thinking that his show will become popular. He is stupid if he has resources around him.

Time flies, and Tang Yimiao drank the nutrient solution for another day in order to show respect for the food show, so that he can better enjoy the joy of food in his mouth.

"Little Xiongzi, are you really going to take me there, and are you sure you don't need me to wear long sleeves?" Tang Guihua put on her backpack and was wearing a black T-shirt. The restraining rings on her body were shining brightly.

Tang Yimiao put on a white peaked cap, a light green long T-shirt, black shorts, and an expensive watch from her own wife, "Of course, otherwise, if anyone serves me, remember that I will raise my left hand to give me water. The right hand gives me food, coughs and holds an umbrella, everything depends on my wink."

What a troublesome little male, Tang Guihua complained in her heart, "Xiao Xiongzi, has your female monarch served you like this in the past?"

"Then why would I be willing?" Tang Yimiao looked at Tang Guihua with the expression of you being an idiot, "My apprentice usually does the work of serving me. He is a double S-rank male worm. My apprentice's ability to serve worms is not good. It's enough to give you a cram school for you females."

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Tang Guihua couldn't say a word, the little male worm was so powerful, even the male worm couldn't escape his grasp.

When Tang Yimiao came to the forest for the live broadcast, the other guests hadn't arrived yet, only Buzz and his colleagues were setting up the venue.

"It's not bad, Buzz, but I don't understand. With so many bugs, when they are scattered in the forest to find food later, won't the picture be very messy?" Tang Yimiao stretched out his hand, and the small live broadcast machine floated in the air. In his hand, his face was broadcast live.

"No, each group of worms in the live broadcast has its own live broadcast room, not only the result of the game is important, but also the worm gas in the live broadcast room.

When they come back to cook, the live broadcast room will come back to us, and broadcast live in a unified way, so as to prevent the male worms from arguing with us because of the camera." Buzz took out more small live broadcast vehicles.

"Good way." Tang Yimiao nodded.

Because Tang Yimiao is a special guest, when the five groups of live broadcast males brought their female queens and female servants, Tang Yimiao sat on a stool drinking a cold drink, watching them enter the show in seconds, so Tsukuru contacted each other cordially, and obviously when they got off the airship just now, no one paid attention to anyone.

"Hello, everyone on Starnet, I am today's host, Chong-Yanyan. I believe everyone on Starnet already knows what we are going to cook today. That is the number one dish on Starnet——Shan Zhen Five Flavor Soup”

"It just rained yesterday, and today is the best time to pick mushrooms. The most important thing in our five-flavor soup is mushrooms. Our first test for the males is to let them lead the females to pick mushrooms. The whole process is directed by the males. We have blocked the keywords about mushroom toxicity in the live broadcast room. How many mushrooms the males can make soup tonight depends on their luck. We have found a professional mushroom breeder Insects, they will come to check whether the mushrooms are edible after the mission is over." Host Chong Yanyan winked at the insects in the live broadcast room.

"This test is really not easy"

"It's all about luck"

"I'm going to cheer on my little male worm"

After listening to Yanyan's host speech, the worms in the live broadcast room left the main live broadcast room and squatted in their favorite male worm live broadcast rooms.

"They went to pick mushrooms, what will the two of us do next?" Tang Guihua hid in the shade of a tree and watched a group of insects marching into the forest.

"Of course I'm watching from behind with a small flying machine. We're broadcasting live." Tang Yimiao rode a small flying machine and followed behind all the males.

"You still refuse to take such a small road?" Tang Guihua looked at Tang Yimiao speechlessly.

"I can't throw away my lazy worms outside." Tang Yimiao rode a small flying machine and followed behind the worms unhurriedly.

"Booz, is the idiot beauty Chongchong popular in Zongxing now?" Tang Yimiao pulled Buzi and whispered to him.

Buzz looked at Tang Yimiao blankly, "Is there such a setting?"

"Then look at that male worm. All the other worms let their females pick mushrooms, but he ran to the female to pick mushrooms with her. The mushrooms he picked were all poisonous. Obviously, his own females picked mushrooms. All he picked were edible mushrooms, but he only picked mushrooms with good colors, and told the female to pick the mushrooms and give them to him to let the female rest." Tang Yimiao pointed to a petite male.

"That's Huamao, and his insect design is actually a bit like yours," Buzz said hesitantly when he saw the male insect.

"He looks much more diligent than me, how can he be as lazy as I am?" Tang Yimiao shook his head, not at all.

Buzz glanced at Tang Yimiao, "You have never set up a lazy worm, your worm is a doting female."

"Ah, but I don't show affection on the Star Network either." Tang Yimiao said in surprise, no way, he has never shown affection on the Star Network.

"The love post about you and Major General Correa is the number one on StarNet." Buzz didn't believe that Tang Yimiao didn't know about it.

Tang Yimiao really didn't know that he really didn't read this category when he was on Starnet, so he checked Starnet immediately. Tang Yimiao pointed to his fan count, rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and clicked on the post , a lot of posts appeared in front of his eyes "Am I so wormy on Xingwang?"

"Of course, he was promoted from a B-level male to an A-level, married for more than three years, and only married a female. He drank sweetly and swore sovereignty with the female, and the female is a famous major general of the insect star. How could you do that? I don’t think you have any bugs.” Booth counted the headlines that Tang Yimiao had made on Xingwang over the years. Isn’t this enough to show affection? This has already been shown all over the Internet, okay?

Tang Yimiao slowly digested the content that he was very popular on Xingwang. He really didn't know that he was so popular on Xingwang. If he had known earlier, it seemed that nothing would happen. Xingwang was not very important to him.

"Xiongzi, we're going to the front to negotiate. You stand behind us." Buzz said apologetically to Tang Yimiao when he heard the commotion ahead, and walked forward.

"Hey, you have to see the boundaries clearly during the live broadcast. This is the private territory of Major General Yingxue. How dare you enter it at will?" A military female accused the female who was stepping into a blue boundary line.

Before the female can open her mouth, the male next to him is unconvinced and pulls the female behind him, "Whoever crosses the line, we can all see it in the live broadcast room, and the mushroom grows beside the boundary line."

"Hmph, you didn't break in, the alarm line couldn't have sounded, even if you are a male, you have to apologize for the crime of trespassing on the aristocratic territory." The attitude of Yingxue's subordinates did not change.

"You are looking for trouble on purpose, Starnet partners, you see, this is the attitude of the nobles towards us males." The male was unconvinced and incited the worms who watched his live broadcast in the live broadcast room.

"I've already reported it to the major general, and I'll wait for the major general to deal with it." It was also impossible for the female army to do anything to the little male, so she reported it directly to Yingxue.

Tang Yimiao originally didn't want to meddle in this nosy business, but seeing Boots anxious, he thought that Boots was Richard's younger brother and he knew Yingxue, so he should be the peacemaker.

"So what is it that I need to solve? Is your family raising you for food?" Yingxue's voice was obviously displeased. He was able to go home and rest only after receiving news, but was summoned by Worm again to solve the trouble.

"Yingxue?" Tang Yimiao didn't expect Yingxue to come out. He didn't wear a military uniform as usual today, but casually wore a beige windbreaker, and his hair was tied with a red ribbon. A world-weary beauty.

"Xiong Tang Yimiao, why are you here?" Yingxue put away her impatient expression, came to Tang Yimiao's side, grabbed Tang Yimiao's hand and wanted to kiss her hand, but Tang Yimiao ruthlessly pulled her go back.

"Yeah, it's still ruthless as usual, I like it." Yingxue didn't feel embarrassed at all.

After Yingxue came into contact with Tang Yimiao, after hearing the reports from his subordinates, he allowed other insects to enter his castle, and generously welcomed the male insects to pick them.

"Xiongzi, drink coconut milk, this taste is your favorite, I saw Correa bought a lot of it before." Yingxue brought over two cups of hot coconut milk, and drank it with Tang Yimiao who was leaning on the tree.

Tang Yimiao took a sip, "You really know a lot. To be honest, why are you at home today? Are Hughes and the others okay?"

"Won't Correa report the situation on the battlefield to you? It's really inconsiderate. If it were me, I would definitely call Starnet to inform you of the situation all the time, so as not to worry you," Yingxue said teasingly. Looking at Tang Yimiao with the expression that I feel sorry for my brother.

Tang Yimiao rolled her eyes at Yingxue, "That's enough, Yingxue, be normal, Hughes will only tell me that everything is under control, but I want to know the real situation"

"It was indeed difficult in the early stage, but your female monarch is really not an ordinary worm. Now under his leadership, the large army is about to withdraw, you can rest assured." Yingxue took a sip of coconut milk slowly.

Yingxue imitated Tang Yimiao and relaxed on the huge tree trunk, "You make me wonder, don't you not go out, why do you participate in the live broadcast instead of waiting for Major General Correa to come back in the villa?"

Hughes put down the cup of coconut milk and looked at the sky. How far is the distance between him and the queen now? "No reason, it's just that there is no house for Hughes, and the sudden loneliness is terrible."

"You are too much. You know that I like you, and you still show your affection in front of me. Why don't we take this opportunity to surprise Major General Correa?" Yingxue looked at Tang Yimiao with a gentle smile.

"What a surprise?" Tang Yimiao always felt that Yingxue smiled maliciously.

"The two of us are together, give Correa multiple brothers, or multiple worm cubs, I don't mind if my worm cub is called Correa's big female father" Yingxue salesman himself.

Tang Yimiao also smiled sweetly, "Aren't you afraid that Hughes will come back and break your neck?"

The author says:

外星蘑菇和地球不一样，所以下雨后第二天下午采摘也没问题，嗯！感谢在2022-04-3023:28:17-2022-05-0220:32:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

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