Wenhao is my vest

"Speaking of which, there is Lupine in this world."

【Ango Sakaguchi】Responded: "It feels like this is not very interesting."

"Huh?" [Oda Sakunosuke] ordered some ice hockey in the wine glass, and asked humbly, "Why do you say that?"

"I can't escape Bar Lupine even after death. It's just a widely circulated anecdote. As a result, Bar Lupine is mentioned as a rogue faction, and Bar Lupine is a rogue faction. It has reached such an annoying level."

[Ango Sakaguchi] full of rebellion: "Since the person with the same name as us can be selected by Gaia as a superpower, then BarLupin in another world should also be able to change his name to CarPulin or something, and then shine at the international auto show." Maybe! The result is still the same without any innovative development, this world is really too unimaginative.”

"...Fortunately, the location we chose is relatively remote," [Oda Sakunosuke] sighed, "otherwise the boss would hear it, and maybe the Third World War would break out here at this time."

"Ah," [Ango Sakaguchi] pointed out, "WarPinlu..."

"Hehe," a deep sneer suddenly appeared beside the two of them, interrupting [Ango Sakaguchi]'s excessive complaints, "Unfortunately, I heard your topic."

That voice was full of petty complaints: "Since you can't change your old mother's character after you die, Odasaku, why can't you wait for the family to come together like a real mother before starting the party? As far as common sense is concerned, obviously Wait until the whole family is at the dinner table before clapping your hands together and yelling 'I'm starting!'!"

Before this person started complaining to another person, [Ango Sakaguchi] said very presciently: "Ah, Dazai. It means that life feels like a piece is missing. It turns out that your complaints are missing. "

[Oda Sakunosuke] also replied calmly: "I was late for the last symposium, and Dazai was late for this gathering. Waiting for Ango to delay again will be evened."

【Osamu Dazai】Sit down next to the two of them: "I will suggest that Alaya add a party system to the Seat of Heroes."

[Ango Sakaguchi] raised eyebrows: "There is no meaningful system other than making people get drunk and meet to commit suicide|suicide."

This Heroic Spirit who covered half of his face with bangs, black hair and black eyes, and dark circles under his eyes like [Dazai Osamu], full of decadence continued: "And the way of suicide on the Seat of Heroic Spirits can only be Choose to hold your breath and suffocate yourself."

【Osamu Dazai】: "..."

[Oda Sakunosuke]: "...Ango, don't say such desperate words, Dazai is going to cry."

【Osamu Dazai】Muffled: "I'm not that fragile."

[Oda Sakunosuke] looks younger than the two of them—maybe he was a few years younger than the two of them when he died, and his mentality is obviously more optimistic: "It's better to die than to live, both of you."

"Both" said in unison: "You are the least qualified to say such a thing!"

[Oda Sakunosuke]: "People will always look away after death."

【Osamu Dazai】slammed his fist on the table: "I don't have any at all!"

[Oda Sakunosuke] quickly realized: "Akutagawa Award?"

[Ango Sakaguchi] Medei: "It's great, you can still have a goal in life. As long as you don't get the Akutagawa Award for a day, the meaning you put on it will not disappear, and you will have a reason to continue struggling... just In this regard, it is really a bit enviable.”

【Osamu Dazai】: "...Ango, your expression is so scary right now."

【Ango Sakaguchi】: "This is the most energizing outward expression of the beautiful emotion called jealousy."

[Oda Sakunosuke]: "It's almost as terrifying as a wife who finds out on her 30th wedding anniversary that her husband has only paid half of his salary for so many years, and the other half has been used for gambling."

【Osamu Dazai】Swallowed a sip of wine, praised: "Excellent metaphor."

【Oda Sakunosuke】: "Thank you. But Dazai, you just used my wine glass."

[Osamu Dazai] took another bite: "You know, I have no money."

[Ango Sakaguchi] was very restless: "That's why writers with the skills of the 'Golden Rule' can only be regarded as cults! The so-called real writers can support three people with a glass of wine!"

【Oda Sakunosuke】: "It will become like this when you get drunk."

【Osamu Dazai】: "Anyway, Tan Kazuo will come to us."

He took another sip and stared at the table for half a minute: "...No, there is no sandalwood in this world..."

Just halfway through speaking, he burst into tears as if he had received a huge blow: "Tan Yixiong, come out and save me!!! I don't want to be used as a deposit in the store!"

【Oda Sakunosuke】: "..."

He repeated: "That's what happens when you're drunk."

[Oda Sakunosuke] After thinking about it, I feel that if this goes on like this, I will probably have to pay for the drink by myself——

Even for a friend of the heart, this kind of thing is a bit unbearable.

Thinking of this, he snatched back the wine glass in [Osamu Dazai]'s hand without hesitation, and poured all the remaining wine into his belly in one gulp.

The crisp sound of the wine glass colliding with the table sounded, indicating that the last survivor could not wait to fall.

boss:"……"

So, there are only three of you in the whole bar.

[Osamu Dazai] stretched out his hand sobbingly, and put his fingertips on the closed eyelids of [Oda Sakunosuke], he was so drunk that he used his eyes as nasal cavity: "It's over, Ango...Oda Sakunosuke, It's like I'm not breathing."

[Ango Sakaguchi] looked calm: "Did you get beaten to death by the boss because you didn't pay? Looking at it this way, the result is still the fault of Dazai who didn't bring any money."

Only at this point, [Dazai Osamu] would instantly wake up: "No, if the three of us really didn't bring it, Araya would come and pay for us."

Boss: ...Apologize to that person named Araya.

He could only silently take out all the wine glasses and wipe them again.

【Osamu Dazai】 flinched: "So...could it be Chuya? Chuya-kun already wants to beat me up to the point of killing my friends!"

【Ango Sakaguchi】: "It's really a nonsense without any reference. I will add this empty sentence to the new book."

【Osamu Dazai】: "Give me the copyright fee."

【Ango Sakaguchi】: "Can't you count today's wine?"

……

Osamu Dazai took off the bluetooth headset, complained in a drawn out voice: "We agreed to commit suicide, but after getting drunk, isn't this just talking about Manzai—"

He stood up and walked out bouncingly: "It's a waste of my time, why not go into the water now."