Wenhao is my vest

【Osamu Dazai】I just feel like I am watching a series of movies with bizarre plots.

There are often such plots in literary works: the protagonist's important family members die, but he cannot shed a single tear at the funeral, and there is only absurd emotion in his mind that should be overflowing with sadness.

It was like this when Sakunosuke Oda died, all he could do was yell at those who criticized Oda with words when he realized it later; It's not a friendly relationship like a friend, but a companion or an occasional partner is also worthy of the name.

That's why I'm staying here.

Sacrifice for love ends in failure, and one can only watch the pale and swollen body of the lover being salvaged.

——So, that’s what it means.

As a useless waste that no one would care about, he was able to witness and record all this as a bystander.

【Osamu Dazai】Can't help but feel hatred.To Alaya, to [Ellen Poe], to the concept of Heroes, and to myself.

It is obvious that he has become an existence that is not bound by time and space...Emotions are useless to me who is no longer a writer.

Thinking of this, he felt a little jealous of [Ellen Poe] losing his mind in the future.

It was Aoki Araya's voice: "Mr. Dazai."

[Osamu Dazai] lowered his head: "What are you doing? Do you want me to raise my head so that I can see how this idiot fanatic was polluted into an alien shape? I won't do it."

"..." Aoki was speechless for a moment, "No, Gaia and my body have not yet completed the construction of the Heroic Seat, so you still rely on me for the time being..."

"It means that I can still feel your emotions, Dazai."

【Osamu Dazai】: "...Can I make a wish so that anyone like Cthulhu Hastanyarlathotep will kill me right now? Is it possible?"

The man sighed, and finally raised his head: "So what are you thinking, Alaya? If you don't give me a reason, I will be angry at least twenty Holy Grail Wars."

He glanced at the location of the battlefield: "[Ellen Poe] is hopeless, and if we stay any longer, we will also be hopeless, so hurry up and leave."

Aoki Araya: "Noble Phantasm is the crystallization of human fantasy, the embodiment of miracles... What do you think, Mr. Dazai."

[Osamu Dazai] replied blankly: "I only know that I hate the Riddler."

"I understand."

Dostoevsky pushed down the palms covering his eyes, his expression was diametrically mixed with trance and reason, "Since it is the crystallization of another world, and Alaya has the functions of 'deprivation' and 'endowment'. power……"

Aoki Araya: "That's right. I mean 'Sunset'. That is a rare Noble Phantasm that can perfectly address the current situation."

"But if you disagree, Dazai-san..."

【Osamu Dazai】Uncommon numbness: "It's no longer the time to engage in moral kidnapping."

"Well, after all, if you want to keep your mind clear, you must keep the treasure on." Aoki Araya blinked, "I can't fuse the spirit foundations of the two of you into one, can I?"

[Osamu Dazai] He muttered, "If I want to do this, why don't I just choose Akutagawa-sensei", but his face turned cold for a moment: "Although I always think this treasure is just right to hate, but I didn't expect that it can be reused from waste ah."

"—Golden Sands of the River Bottom, Glitter of Sorrow..."

"White your happiness to your heart's content, under this "sunset (sunset)"!"

【Osamu Dazai】stretched out his hand, ignoring the dim yellow sun rising against common sense in the dreamland, and caught 【Ellen Poe】 whose consciousness had fallen into chaos.

——It is also feasible to fish for the moon in the water.

He thought silently: Just write a rare Happy Ending for the next book.

**

"...So, can't we publish articles in this world?"

"Yes." [Ellen Poe] nodded the crow with the pattern of setting sun tattooed on his shoulder, "Didn't Araya tell you? People who are not in this world may disturb the course of history if they do such a thing."

Aoki Araya raised his hand: "I asked Poe to tell you."

【Ellen Poe】Frankly: "Ah, that's what I forgot."

"Go to hell..." [Osamu Dazai] threw himself on the sofa, making a sobbing sound, "Give me back my treasure and go to hell, you idiot writer who only has Hastur and Alaya in his mind... ..."

No one paid attention to his curse, and the words of [Osamu Dazai] naturally poured down: "In this way, I dreamed yesterday that I won the Akutagawa Award for my new work, and now I can only rely on dreams! You guys A bastard who doesn't have the slightest obsession with this world, doesn't he understand the gold content of the Akutagawa Prize!"

[Akutagawa Ryunosuke] smiled: "But there is no Akutagawa Award in this world."

And heroic spirits generally don't dream, are they obsessed to this extent?

【Osamu Dazai】raised his head abruptly: "As long as Akutagawa-sensei writes two articles and then publishes them, isn't it easy to grasp?!"

Aoki Araya stood up: "Fei Jia has something to do with me, so let's go first."

【Osamu Dazai】Holding Aoki Araya's leg: "Araya, you can do it, right? You can do such a small thing?"

Aoki Araya was indifferent: "It can't be done. Let go, I have something to do with Fei Jia."

[Osamu Dazai] fell to the ground sobbing: "Just now I said that the Russian had something to do with you, you heartless..."

Aoki Araya was silent for a while: "Okay."

【Ellen Poe】The tone is distasteful: "You can't spoil your children casually, Huangye."

【Osamu Dazai】: "Eh, could it be?"

Aoki Araya: "You think too much, it's just that Mr. Sakaguchi and Mr. Oda were summoned to Lupine by me. If you don't rush over now, they will probably just ignore you and drink."

[Osamu Dazai] subconsciously relaxed the strength in his hand: "Really?"

Aoki Araya pulled out his leg and left this eventful place in an instant.

【Osamu Dazai】: "..."

"—Ara, you're playing tricks!!!"