Wenhao is my vest

Just when Shiga Naoya was about to ask with a natural face, "But I have no mental problems?", the cell phone he put in his coat pocket suddenly buzzed.

Naoya Shiga let out a "hey" in surprise, and took out the phone from his pocket: "It's been less than a day since I bought this mobile phone, could it be spam?"

【Osamu Dazai】I think this development is a bit familiar: "It can't be the information that the 'Majin' promised to give you... How can this group of information dealers get other people's contact information so easily?"

Shiga Naoya pressed the power button, and found that it was indeed the message about Orihara Rinya that Fyodor had sent to him.

He dug it out and browsed it briefly, and quickly found the main point of the intelligence: "Why is an intelligence dealer from Ikebukuro active in Shinjuku?"

Dazai Osamu came up: "What are you guys talking about? The information dealer in Ikebukuro—could it be Orihara Rinya? Actually, I have dealt with him a little bit before."

[Osamu Dazai] Tucao: "Why do you know everyone, Yokohama courtesan you..."

Osamu Dazai smiled back, and after successfully telling [Osamu Dazai] to shut up obediently, he took the mobile phone from Shiga Naoya, and casually flipped it twice: "It's really Orihara Rinya. There is also his shadow behind the incident, I didn't expect your "Writer Association" to retaliate so quickly."

Shiga Naoya didn't snatch the phone back either: "I don't understand what Mr. Poe is thinking. But since he is the head of our diplomatic department, of course I have to earnestly complete the tasks assigned. basic training."

"Speaking of Poe," Osamu Dazai was not interested in the information, he just glanced at it and returned the phone. "He hasn't appeared since he left the detective agency. Is there something wrong?"

Osamu Dazai was obviously taking advantage of this rare opportunity, planning to get something out of Shiga Naoya's big mouth.

"Mr. Poe?" Aoki Araya lowered his head to look at his phone, and lied very naturally, "Should he be in Ikebukuro now?"

Osamu Dazai seemed puzzled: "Then why did you come to Yokohama to find Mr. Tsushima? If you need combat power, Po-kun alone is enough."

Aoki Araya: ...

Why does this person have so many eyes?

but--

"Ah, you're right!" Shiga Naoya opened his eyes wide, "Why didn't I think that I would just contact Mr. Poe directly about this matter, why do you have to ask Dazai-kun who has a bad relationship with me?"

Osamu Dazai observed carefully for a while, but he couldn't tell whether Shiga Naoya did it on purpose or really forgot.

Osamu Dazai: ...Natural black is really difficult.

【Osamu Dazai】Standing next to the two of them, he complained: "You guys have never used your brain well."

"Also, I said, since the murderer's body has been found, shouldn't we leave the dessert shop? Continuing to stand here will only hinder the police from handling the case."

So, after these people said goodbye to the police officers, they walked out of the dessert shop in a big way.

As soon as he left the store, Osamu Dazai sent another invitation to the two: "In this case, why don't you come to the Detective Agency as a guest? Mr. Shiga probably hasn't seen the Armed Detective Agency yet, right?"

So the three of them waved their hands and called for a taxi, and they drove to the Armed Detective Agency together.

——Of course, Shiga Naoya paid for it.

In short, when these three people opened the door and walked into the office area of ​​the detective agency, because the members were so strange, they managed to get 100% ratings from the members of the detective agency.

Edogawa Ranpo glanced at the three of them: "What about the reward I want?"

Shiga Naoya turned his head very quickly, raised his head and looked at Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai: "...you must not be suitable for intelligence work."

After complaining that this person sells his teammates too quickly, Osamu Dazai took a step forward and threw up his hands at Edogawa Ranpo: "Sorry, Mr. Ranpo, because Mr. Tsushima has news that I am personally very interested in. ..."

Edogawa Ranpo stared at Osamu Dazai for a while, then looked away angrily: "This time the situation is special, so I forgive you. But Dazai, you must give me my snacks for a month and a half!"

Just when Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai were haggling over snacks, Shiga Naoya raised his arms and greeted the members of the detective agency who were looking at him with a smile on his face: "Ah! Naoya Shiga, a member of the Society, and this one next to me is my colleague Dazai-kun!"

[Osamu Dazai] covered his face: "Mr. Shiga, can you stop using those weird onomatopoeia, it's really embarrassing..."

Although [Osamu Dazai] did come to the Armed Detective Agency once, at that time most of the people took refuge in Wanxiangtang because of the invasion of the "group".

Therefore, the only people who have seen 【Osamu Dazai】 are Kunikida, Dazai and Edogawa Ranpo.Among them, only the latter two knew the pen name of [Osamu Dazai].

Kunikida Doppo suddenly stopped processing the documents, pressed the table and stood up: "What did you say his name was? Dazai? When he introduced himself, he said his name was Shuji Tsushima?"

"Eh." Shiga Naoya was puzzled, "Is it necessary to change it to this name, Dazai-kun?"

[Osamu Dazai] Tucao: "Ellen Poe also said exactly the same thing. You are worthy of being from the same department."

When Kunikida Doppo heard the name of [Ellen Poe], he couldn't help feeling dizzy: "What's going on? Could it be..."

He suddenly had a terrifying conjecture, and looked at [Osamu Dazai]: "Are you a relative of Dazai? You seem to be a little older than Dazai...Are you Dazai's brother?"

"Hey." Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help trembling when he heard this, "Mr. Dazai's brother... This kind of talk sounds as absurd and terrifying as if aliens suddenly appeared and took Mr. Dazai away."

After a verbal battle with Ranpo Edogawa, Osamu Dazai finally reduced the amount of snacks to one month, and happily joined the conversation: "I never thought that Kunikida-kun would have a day to guess the riddle correctly." That's right, Tsushima-kun is my long-lost biological brother!"

【Osamu Dazai】Astonished: "... Huh?"

Kunikida Doppo was confused: "...what?"

Atsushi Nakajima keenly sensed something was wrong: "Hey...! Mr. Dazai, are you joking?!"

Osamu Dazai laughed loudly: "Aunt-kun is so smart, of course what you said just now is a lie!

"However, Kunikida-kun was fooled by me again~ This is the 243 times this month, Kunikida-kun, you can record it in your account book!"

Kunikida Doppo slapped the table with a "slap": "Who would keep such useless things with his own handbook? And you know how to make jokes all day long, why don't you go to work?!"

【Osamu Dazai】Somewhat fearfully, he moved away from the center of the battlefield.

After he glanced at Doppo Kunikida who was being teased by Dazai Osamu, he couldn't help poking Naoya Shiga with his finger: "Mr. Shiga."

Shiga Naoya watched the live broadcast with relish, without turning his head: "Huh?"

[Osamu Dazai] With lingering fears: "Compared with this, I feel that Mr. Shiga's usual behavior has suddenly become not excessive at all."

At least this natural black is usually not intentional.

Shiga Naoya said "Huh?" again slowly before realizing what [Dazai Osamu] said just now.

He asked suspiciously, "What's too much? Didn't the two of them have a great time?"

【Osamu Dazai】: "...Are you serious?"

Shiga Naoya didn't answer his question: "Speaking of which, I came here with you two mainly because I was worried that you would have no money to pay the fare. I'll be relieved when you arrive - the problem over Ikebukuro hasn't been resolved yet. I'll go first."

【Osamu Dazai】He stretched out his hand quickly, wanting to grab Shiga: "Wait! Don't leave me alone in a place full of strangers... When I first came to Yokohama, I had to pretend to be mature, I already fed up!"

However, before he grabbed Shiga Naoya's arm, the opponent's legs had already turned into golden spirits, and just like that, the spirits disappeared in front of [Dazai Osamu].

【Osamu Dazai】He raised his head, looked around, and found that most of the members of the Armed Detective Agency were attracted by the strange situation here.

... He wanted to cry again.

【Osamu Dazai】He began to curse Shiga Naoya secretly in his heart.

At this time, Osamu Dazai, who had finished his quarrel with Kunikida, came over, put his arm on his shoulder, and said to his colleagues, "Mr. Tsushima and I don't look like each other at all. So no matter what you think, It's all the fault of Kunikida-kun who believed what I said so casually."

Kunikida Doppo "Huh?" was furious: "Don't just blame others for it, you!"

【Osamu Dazai】After looking up at him slightly, he covered his face and choked again: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault... If I hadn't accepted Dazai-kun's invitation so unknowingly, I wouldn't have Come to the Armed Detective Agency; if you don't come to the Armed Detective Agency, Dazai-kun and Kunikida-kun won't quarrel...so, it's all my fault..."

Kunikida Doppo was frightened by the speed at which this man cried, so he couldn't help pushing his glasses nervously, and quickly comforted him: "Wait, no matter how I think about it, Tsushima-kun won't be the problem..."

In the middle of the conversation, Xie Ye who had been leaning against the desk suddenly interrupted: "Looking at it this way, these two Dazai really look like brothers."

Edogawa Ranpo also agreed: "Miss Yosano is right."

Kunikida Doppo: "This personality doesn't look like Dazai's brother, does it?"

"It's because of the opposite personality." Yosano Akiko put down the medical book in her hand, and answered Kunikida's question, "Look, the hair color is also one white and one black, which happens to be the complete opposite of Dazai."

"Hmm." Edogawa Ranpo replied, "Because he is Osamu Dazai from another world. To put it simply, he is an existence similar to Dazai's counterpart in another world."

The Armed Detective Agency was completely blown up because of this sentence.

A few minutes later, [Osamu Dazai], who was surrounded by the members of the detective agency, finally couldn't help but took two steps back, and his tears were so frightened that they shrank back: "Wait, it's just from another world." It’s just a peer, if you have any questions, you can ask them slowly, don’t get so close!”

Seeing [Osamu Dazai]'s pure and normal reaction, I don't know which member of the detective agency sighed, and then suddenly sighed: "Look at Osamu Dazai..."

Everyone raised their heads, glanced at [Osamu Dazai] with a somewhat panicked expression, then turned their faces, and glanced at Osamu Dazai who was looking at them with melon-eating eyes.

Kunikida Doppo expressed his thoughts on behalf of everyone: "Why does Osamu Dazai on our side look like this...!"

Dazai Osamu Xizi held his heart in his hands and looked over with wet eyes: "Could it be that Kunikida-kun hates me?"

Kunikida Doppo gritted his teeth: "Why do I hate that you have no points in your heart?!"

The Armed Detective Agency is once again thrown into chaos by a quarrel between Doppo Kunikida and Osamu Dazai.

At this time, Aoki Araya suddenly heard a vibration in his ears.

He clicked on his quest panel, and found that the quest progress of [reach friendship with the three organizations] had changed.

What is displayed in front of his eyes now are three completed characters in bold and black.

Aoki Araya looked at the task reward of "increasing the number of online heroic spirits", and couldn't help showing a smile:

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After Shiga Naoya arrived in Ikebukuro, he chose to materialize in a deserted alley.

He didn't walk out of the alley immediately, but stood there for half a minute, waiting for a handsome man with a crow on his shoulders to come.

Logically speaking, since [Ellen Poe] could not be a more cool fanatic, his appearance should be more eye-catching.

However, Shiga Naoya is Aoki's vest, and [Ellen Poe] is also Aoki's vest—so these two heroic spirits just walked out of the alley together without saying a word, without even saying a word from beginning to end , It looks like how bad the relationship is.

If there are people who know the two of them, the news that the members of the "Writer Association" are at odds may have to be bolded again.

When Shiga Naoya picked up the suitcase containing the human head in Ikebukuro before, thanks to the convenience of being a Caster class, he was keenly aware of the almost non-existent flow of magic power inside the box.

Without hesitation, he used a detection magic on the suitcase, and saw the one inside the suitcase——

The head of a woman whose beauty cannot be described in words is sealed in an unknown transparent liquid.

Human ugliness and beauty have thresholds.

Excessive ugliness will make people uncomfortable, which is common sense in human society; but in the world view of Cthulhu mythology, few people know that when the beauty of "a certain existence" exceeds the limit of human understanding , that inexplicable sense of impact can even make people fall into twisted madness under extreme conditions.

Of course, Naoya Shiga of Lucky EX doesn't have to worry about crazy issues.

So when he saw that too-perfect head, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he woke up very quickly.

Aoki Araya realized that there was definitely something wrong with this thing, and immediately put a tracking mark on it.

After that, within 2 minutes, the owner of the suitcase, a rather haggard-looking teenager, approached the door.

Aoki Araya watched the young man who was completely charmed by the head leave with cold eyes, and knew very well that what he needed to borrow next was the power of [Edgar Allan Poe].

Of course, he can wait for Shiga Naoya to go offline after the "combination" operators leave, and then use [Ellen Poe]'s ability to investigate this matter.

But Aoki Araya decided to complete the mission first——

Because [Ellen Poe]'s mental state is too unstable, if he is not careful, he may fall into madness, and then kill all the creatures around him aimlessly.

And if Shiga Naoya is beside [Poe], luckily, in order to protect this "weak" writer, he will not easily let [Poe] see anything that would shake his sanity.

Therefore, now that Shiga Naoya and [Ellen Poe] are investigating together, the first thing to do is to find the current location of the head through the marks that were set at that time.

The two heroic spirits shuttled through the alley at a speed more than ten times faster than ordinary people, and quickly passed through half of Ikebukuro and arrived at the destination where the magic mark was.

In front of a not too tall apartment building.

This time, there were finally scattered people passing by beside the two of them.

In order to prevent anyone from finding these two guys suspicious, Aoki Araya could only start acting out to himself again, and let the two of them communicate.

Shiga Naoya nodded: "That's right, it's here."

He added: "Because there was not enough time and I was really not proficient in magic, the object of use should have fallen on that suitcase. I hope the boy hasn't taken out the head and moved it to another place."

[Ellen Poe] comforted him: "It's okay, Shiga-kun, it's unlikely that such a thing will happen with your luck. If it did happen, it could only be because of the problem with that box. big."

Shiga Naoya was immediately comforted, and raised his nose: "Mr. Poe is right!"

"Then I'll wait for you here, so as not to cause any accidents when we go up together, and drag you down."

[Ellen Poe] nodded in agreement with Shiga Naoya's proposal.

He went around to the back of the apartment, got stuck in a blind spot of surveillance and flew into the air, smashed the window glass of the target with his hand, and slipped into the room so easily.

[Ellen Poe] casually looked at the empty single room.

A not-so-long hallway, a fixed toilet, a single bed with a messy quilt, and the -

That chestnut-haired woman's head that attracts the attention of others all the time, as if she wants to swallow everything with her beauty.

Yet [Ellen Poe]'s reaction to seeing it was not a hundredth of what it was when the crow crowed.

The man just glanced at it lightly, then walked decisively to the bed, and squatted down on the opposite side of his head.

Aoki Araya is talking to [Ellen Poe]'s spirit base, asking him what this is.

[Edgar Allan Poe] asked him to squat down and observe carefully, and then replied: "This should be the head of Dullahan, the headless horseman."

Aoki Araya was very confused and puzzled: "Why is it called 'Headless Horseman'? She...should be her? There are still body parts like a head?"

[Ellen Poe] was silent for a long while: "...You are right. And it is rumored that the Headless Horseman should be walking around holding his head. It sounds like it is easy to turn around, and the risk is really high."

He asked Aoki to look at the head again: "It is impossible for the headless horseman to abandon her head. It seems that she should have fallen asleep after being stolen... As a mythical creature, because of the tiny human It's a shame to lose the most important organ."

Perhaps it was because a word in [Ellen Poe]'s words touched the senses of the head. The moment he finished speaking, the chestnut-haired woman's eyelashes moved slightly, and slowly opened those eyes. A pair of emerald-colored eyes quietly looked at the person in front of him.

[Ellen Poe]'s spirit foundation suddenly asked him: "How do you feel?"

Aoki Araya wondered again: "How should I feel?"

"I have not been affected mentally at all," Aoki replied, "It may be because you are using your body. Don't worry, Mr. Po."

[Ellen Poe]'s spirit foundation replied noncommittally.

After the conversation, he stood up and reached for the cylindrical device containing the head with his hands.

Just when he was about to swallow it whole with his tentacles and hide it in the shadow, [Ellen Poe]'s ears moved slightly, and suddenly stopped.

Two minutes later, with the sound of a key being inserted into the lock, a teenager who looked about fourteen or fifteen years old walked in with a backpack on his back.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw the man standing among the broken glass, holding his favorite head in one hand.

The boy named Yagiri Seiji quickly understood the current situation after a short period of stupefaction——

He didn't pay attention to the shards of glass all over the floor, but without hesitation, he took out a few ballpoint pens from the side pocket of the backpack, picked them up and pointed them at [Ellen Poe], and declared expressionlessly: " Put 'her' down or I'll kill you."

[Ellen Poe] glanced at Yagiri Makoto's second-hand ballpoint pen, and asked, "Your pen should be just an ordinary pen, right?"

At least he didn't feel any magic fluctuations.

Yagiri Seiji opened his eyes wide:

"Are you—" he rattled the ballpoint pen, "are you despising my 'love'?"

It seems that he has completely fallen into the symptoms of madness, and maybe his mental state is only slightly better than that of [Ellen Poe] who went crazy at the pier.

Aoki Araya thought for a while, and decided to try to communicate with him first.

[Ellen Poe] replied calmly: "I don't. By the way, your feeling is not love, but because you saw it," the man raised his right hand and showed Yagiri Seiji Touch the head in the device, "The resistance to the charm effect has failed."

Yagiri Seiji didn't listen to what [Ellen Poe] was saying at all, he just kept repeating in a cold voice:

"You took 'her' from me."

"You don't respect my 'love'."

The boy declared: "Whether you want to give 'her' back to me or not, I will kill you now."

Aoki Araya couldn't hold back and complained: ... This child must have been charmed and fooled.

[Ellen Poe] glanced at the ballpoint pen in his hand with a strange emotion, and asked again slowly: "Are you sure?"

Use an ordinary ballpoint pen bought from a supermarket to kill a heroic spirit?

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The author has something to say:

Officially entered the Ikebukuro copy~

Cthulhu mythical creature Headless Horseman is undoubtedly private ()

Since Yagiri Seiji can fight Shizuo with a ballpoint pen, then naturally he can also kill [Ellen Poe] with a ballpoint pen (surely