Wenhao is my vest

No matter what it was like in life, since he was promoted to Heroic Spirit and got the two bug-level attributes of "Lucky EX" and "Golden Rule A", Shiga Naoya has encountered all kinds of wonderful things starting from three digits, big and small. event.

But no matter which one it was, it didn't bring him such a huge shock as today.

——Because, how could Lucky EX be suspected of being the murderer? !No matter how you think about this miserable treatment, only lucky E can have it!

【Osamu Dazai】I stepped down on the above remarks.

So when the police questioned him, Shiga Naoya puffed up his face aggressively, struggled for a while, and then softened his voice and replied: "Why do you think I am a murderer? I remember I just stood up from the chair, and the next door The person at the table has already fallen down?"

Osamu Dazai's concern is another: "Looking at the state of the corpse at the time, it should be killed by poison. Did you find out what poison was used?"

The young police officer treats the members of the armed detective agency with great respect: "It's a neurotoxin."

After answering Dazai Osamu's question, he turned his head to look at Shiga Naoya: "After investigating the surveillance in the store, we think that you are the most likely to kill at present - because you seem to know the members of the Armed Detective Agency, we came here Please, Dazai-kun. Also, please tell me your name."

【Osamu Dazai】sneered: "This is completely regarded as a suspect."

Shiga Naoya dragged his voice, unable to believe it: "So why—?!"

Osamu Dazai asked one more question: "Can I see the surveillance?"

After the young police officer replied "Of course", he led Dazai Osamu to the inside of the dessert shop, leaving only [Dazai Osamu] and Shiga Naoya, two Aoki Araya vests sitting on their seats.

Of course, other policemen are secretly observing the movement here to ensure that Shiga Naoya will not escape.

Of course, the two under Aoki Araya's control would not leave here as a spiritual child in order to evade responsibility.

——Although [Dazai Osamu] really wanted to do it.

Araya Aoki sighed, and probably figured out why the situation became like this: According to Fyodor D's habit of acting one way on the outside and another on the other side, it is likely that he is trying to frame us for the crime.

Hearing this, Shiga Naoya's spirit foundation began to really hate Fyodor.

[Osamu Dazai] He is very calm about things that have nothing to do with him: In fact, it is a better choice to push it on my head, because Mr. Shiga's luck is too unpredictable.However, we came here after the deceased died, and there was another Dazai’s testimony——if you think about it carefully, maybe it was just a helpless act.

Aoki Araya shook his head: "It should be just a test. If he wants to, it won't be just such a small-scale style."

After he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai also happened to come back: "It seems that the monitoring has been tampered with, and the time sequence on it is not quite the same as what you said, Mr. Shiga—and Fyodor-kun should not have used it Abnormal abilities, 'no qualifications in the world' did not play a role in monitoring."

Shiga Naoya was so moved: "It's just been a short time since we met, but I didn't expect Mr. Dazai to trust me so much!"

Osamu Dazai, who simply doesn't trust the "Magic Man" Fyodor D, nodded with a smile: "That's right! Trust between people is mutual, so Shiga-kun should trust me a lot!"

Shiga Naoya nodded frantically: "You are really much more sensible than Dazai-kun who treats me badly every time!"

[Osamu Dazai] Fu forehead: "Mr. Shiga, can you stop being fooled by someone so easily?"

The three of them were very noisy for a while, and it took several minutes before they got to the point under the urging sight of the police.

Osamu Dazai sighed helplessly: "Actually, there is a way to get Mr. Shiga out—"

Shiga Naoya: "Pull it out? This word sounds so strange, is it true that I didn't kill people?"

Osamu Dazai, who accidentally said the mafia-like term, corrected it in time: "——Release Mr. Shiga's suspicion of murder, but this method may cause endless troubles, so you still have to think about it."

Shiga Naoya tilted his head: "So what method?"

Osamu Dazai replied: "Whether supernatural powers are used in this case or not, the man behind it is Fyodor D, who has been wanted by the Supernatural Secret Service Division for many years. Just tell them the news, and your suspicion will be cleared." Cleared."

"But if that's the case," Osamu Dazai shook his head helplessly, "not only did you attract the attention of the Supernatural Secret Service because you had contact with Fyodor-kun, but it's also impossible to obtain the supernatural power license."

Shiga Naoya laughed loudly: "It doesn't matter what the ability license is! Anyway, things here in Yokohama will soon have nothing to do with me."

[Osamu Dazai] Twitched the corner of his mouth: "Can you think about me who is still sitting next to you? Since Mr. Poe is not here, this is Yokohama, the place where I first arrived - between you and me at the same level, but by I'm in charge of Yokohama."

Shiga Naoya smiled: "So? That's why I said Yokohama has nothing to do with me?"

[Osamu Dazai] collapsed: "Mr. Shiga, do you really want to have a good relationship with me instead of assassinating me?"

Shiga Naoya shook his head: "One size fits all. The leaders of our foreign affairs department and your armed forces always fight when they meet. The relationship is notoriously bad, and even the direct subordinates of the leaders who don't have much to do with the internal relations of the organization know it well. This matter. Mr. Edgar Allan Poe gave you a chance to obtain a supernatural power license before because he felt that Dazai-kun, you are probably not able to support the wall with mud, so he was so forthright—”

【Osamu Dazai】: "...can you stop being so poisonous in your mouth?"

Shiga Naoya said that he always only speaks the truth.

【Osamu Dazai】Take out a knife and say that I have always hated people who only tell the truth.

Osamu Dazai had already sat down, ate the cake beside him, and commented: "I think the two of you are ready to debut, do you want to take this opportunity to try?"

In Shiga Naoya's excited voice of "Really?", 【Osamu Dazai】seriously rejected the proposal, and returned to the original topic: "However, considering the capabilities of the Armed Detective Agency, I would like to It’s not impossible to solve this case, is it?”

Osamu Dazai said: "Indeed, if Mr. Ranpo was involved, the case would be resolved within a few minutes. At worst, our detective agency can ask someone who is good at computer operations to help you restore the original real surveillance records. "

"So that's it," Shiga Naoya tapped his palm, "The surveillance records can be recovered. Mr. Dazai, you said so many insignificant premises before that."

Osamu Dazai: "Huh?"

Wait, he hasn't said the words "but I want you to get in touch with the Supernatural Secret Service, so I won't help you", why do you seem to have suddenly realized something?

【Osamu Dazai】Covering his head with one hand, he looked at Osamu Dazai with a strange look mixed with a little sympathy.

Osamu Dazai: ...Huh?

He reacted belatedly, and the situation seemed to be different from what he had imagined.

[Osamu Dazai] said: "Almost forgot, you haven't seen Mr. Shiga's daily life yet, have you?"

"When talking to Mr. Shiga, it's better not to be too confident."

Indeed, unlike Fyodor D, Osamu Dazai had no way to insert his own people in the "combination".

In other words, he only knows the information that "Shiga Naoya is very confident in his luck", and he won a lottery prize of 500 million yuan before, met a suitcase with a living head, and finally Osamu Dazai had no idea that he had received hundreds of thousands of yen from the owner of the suitcase.

and so--

Osamu Dazai was rarely confused: "Mr. Tsushima, what do you mean by that?"

【Osamu Dazai】sighs: "Do you know the concept of EX level, Dazai... I will call you Dazai from now on, Mr. Dazai?"

Of course Osamu Dazai didn't know.But he can be sure that something is absolutely wrong.

[Osamu Dazai] took a sip of coffee: "Some EX-level treasures can directly tear apart the entire world after they are fully released; others that are even worse can summon an entire army of undead..."

He paused: "In short, the earth, no, the entire universe is very fragile in front of this level of Noble Phantasm."

Osamu Dazai: "...This is the first time I know this kind of knowledge."

"I'm trash, so of course I don't have such a high-level Noble Phantasm," [Osamu Dazai] explained, "Mr. Shiga doesn't either. But his luck level is EX, and it's still a passive effect that continues to activate. In your opinion, This might be even scarier than EX's Noble Phantasm."

Osamu Dazai understood: "You mean, according to Mr. Shiga's luck..."

It is very likely that a bug suddenly appeared in the monitor, and after it is fixed, the content on it has changed back to the time before Fyodor D tampered with it?

【Osamu Dazai】Understanding what he said, he nodded: "That's what you think. However, this is only one of the more common possibilities. Luck, something that cannot be completely controlled, will occasionally appear. A surprise that even we didn't expect..."

As soon as I said this, there was a familiar sound of falling to the ground from the kitchen of the dessert shop.

【Osamu Dazai】Glanced over there, with a calm expression: "—Ah, here we come."

Shiga Naoya laughed "Hoohoo": "So, to use such a clumsy method to test me, the 'Majin' is so naive!"

Osamu Dazai stood up and walked towards the kitchen: "What happened?"

A police officer came out of the kitchen with a livid face: "He died again. It seems to be a neurotoxin... Even though the police are here, they are still attacking people in broad daylight..."

He looked at Osamu Dazai with begging eyes: "Can the Armed Detective Agency help solve this case?"

While they were talking, Shiga Naoya and 【Dazai Osamu】 also walked over.

Osamu Dazai told the situation to these two guys who had no sense of tension, and expressed his doubts: "This is the lucky EX you said? Could it be that the effect is to 'eliminate suspicion by killing one more person', which harms others and benefits oneself?" ability?"

Shiga Naoya's face darkened: "Impossible. If it was this kind of ability, I would have chosen to live in seclusion to avoid implicating others. What's going on?"

[Osamu Dazai] spread his hands beside him: "At least Mr. Shiga, your suspicion is ruled out. After all, you have never been in the kitchen, and under the close watch of the police, you have no chance to come into contact with this new deceased."

Shiga Naoya took a deep breath, with an expression like a demon.

He directly pushed away the police officer in front of him and walked into the kitchen, saying coldly, "If the price is to kill one more innocent person, I would rather be wronged as a murderer and go to jail."

"People who are orderly and kind are troublesome." [Osamu Dazai] followed up, and reminded, "You look really scary when you are angry, the police officer who was pushed away by you was frightened, it is better to control your expression as much as possible. "

Osamu Dazai patted the frightened police officer, and followed them into the kitchen.

Before he walked in, he seemed to suddenly remember something, turned his head and asked the police officer: "Can we search the body?"

The police officer replied in a daze: "If it has gone through a strict process..."

Osamu Dazai gave him an "ok" gesture: "That's okay? I understand!"

Police officer: No, where did I say it’s okay? !This must be reported to the higher authorities!

He was a little worried that the group of people would touch the corpse directly, so he ran to follow.

A group of four entered the kitchen like a queue.

Fortunately, Shiga Naoya was not so excited that he rushed up to check the corpse. When the police came in, they saw Dazai Osamu squatting on the side of the corpse, and the other two stood by to observe the interior layout.

Osamu Dazai let out a "huh": "It seems that he was indeed poisoned to death, and it looks very similar to the previous corpse. Speaking of which, is the identity of the new deceased in the kitchen related to the dessert shop?"

Shiga Naoya said before the police spoke: "It's the store manager. I was the one who notified him that he needed to call the police."

The policeman nodded, indicating that Shiga Naoya was telling the truth.

"Then haven't you been in touch with him?" Osamu Dazai smiled, "From this point of view, isn't Shiga-kun your suspicion further aggravated?"

Osamu Dazai was very polite, he didn't say "Is this the lucky EX?" directly, but expressed it tactfully.

He stood up, patted the hem of the windbreaker he had just landed on the ground, and said casually: "I think Shiga-kun, you should give up solving the case and directly notify the Supernatural Secret Service..."

When he turned his gaze, he saw the seasonings placed next to the stove, and couldn't help saying "hey": "What is this?"

【Osamu Dazai】Come over and follow his line of sight: "It's sugar cube."

The white sugar cubes placed in two transparent plastic boxes showed a somewhat dim light under the light.

"The brightness of the light reflected from the cube sugar in a box is not right," Osamu Dazai shook his head, "I'm afraid this is the murder weapon you police are looking for."

police:"………"

Policeman: "... Huh?"

Wait, what the hell happened?Why did you suddenly solve the case?

"It's a mediocre way to mix highly toxic neurotoxins into sugar cubes," Osamu Dazai complained. "It seems that Fyodor-kun never thought of helping the murderer get away with it."

"So," the policeman swallowed, "Mr. Dazai, who do you mean by the 'murderer'?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at Shiga Naoya before answering the policeman's question: "It's the store manager who accidentally put the wrong sugar cube - I guess, the poisonous sugar may be accidentally put into the non-toxic box It must have caused Mr. Store Manager to kill himself by mistake."

silence.

【Osamu Dazai】 Fu forehead: "I knew..."

Shiga Naoya has already returned to his usual state, and patted [Dazai Osamu] on the head again: "For me, it is the most proud thing in life! Dazai-kun, you don't need to be too psychologically stressed, after all this is Normal!"

【Osamu Dazai】Stay a few steps away from him: "Although it's good to get rid of the suspicion, but it would be even better if you can keep the silent appearance just now for the rest of your life."

Shiga Naoya put his hands on his hips and smiled, "Let's talk about it someday when my lucky EX can no longer work!"

【Osamu Dazai】I feel very annoying: "As long as you appear next to me, nothing good will happen..."

"Isn't it because nothing good happened to you?" Shiga Naoya tilted his head, "However, your words reminded me that I came to the hospital to tell you something... what is it?" Coming...?"

【Osamu Dazai】Responding indifferently: "It's best to forget. Don't try to bother me with all kinds of accidents that you are so boring."

Shiga Naoya was still thinking hard: "It's over... I can't do two things at once, so I suddenly can't remember."

Osamu Dazai proposed a direction: "Shiga-kun came from Ikebukuro, right? Did something happen in Ikebukuro?"

Shiga Naoya was stunned: "Ah! That's right, this is it, I remembered!"

"About the head in the suitcase!"

The policeman standing next to them: ...?

As an ordinary person who couldn't be more ordinary, he felt suffocated for a while.

But the red-haired boy next to him didn't notice him at all, and was still chattering: "I feel that this matter is very important, so I came back in time to find you!"

[Osamu Dazai] is still very indifferent: "It's normal to have a human head in a suitcase. Isn't it just an ordinary murder case?"

Policemen:……

Policeman: ...Did these two people really never kill anyone?Shouldn't it be better to take it back to the police station for questioning?

Shiga Naoya shook his head vigorously: "It's not the same, it's not the same. If it's a dead person's head, just call the police. The point is that there is only a human head left on the head, but I can feel the flow of magic power from it!"

【Osamu Dazai】: "Ah. I understand."

He sighed: "Sure enough, as long as you have something to do with it, nothing good will happen. You mean that head is still alive, right?"

police:………?

He finally couldn't help saying: "...Well, you two, do you want to go to Yokohama Third Hospital?"

Shiga Naoya asked Dazai Osamu: "What does Mr. Police mean? What is the Yokohama Third Hospital?"

Osamu Dazai smiled at him: "Yokohama Third Hospital is a very professional hospital."

Shiga Naoya tilted his head: "But I'm not sick?"

While he was speaking, Osamu Dazai added briefly and forcefully: "In terms of treating mental patients."

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The author has something to say:

Police: Take medicine when you are sick