late night bistro

Thank you daddy.

Yan Shen also thought about it. There is no such thing as acupressure board in Interstellar. Something that has not been seen before means freshness. He has watched modern programs, and then thinks of those stars in his own world.

Beautiful and handsome celebrities bared their teeth on the shiatsu board, and they would definitely be able to pull out the variety show effect, so I ticked the shiatsu board.

This item is settled.

Then I asked again, "I can change this to a foreign country with a minority language, and I can change it to an alien. There may be language barriers on your side, so you can have a variety show effect, but there are almost no language barriers on our side. The light we carry with us The brain can translate in real time."

If you do this, the variety show effect will not be enough.

"Then make this program into a city survival program, take away the optical brains of the guests, keep them away from high-tech, use their ability to do tasks to earn food money, earn room fees, or combine love and public welfare, let them make money and donate. Yes." Jiang Qiubai said, "People in the interstellar era are far away from high-tech, so they should be worth seeing."

Yan Shen was thoughtful, the brain collision of two different eras, if it is extraordinary.

And this joint love variety show, he really didn't expect it.

Most of the interstellar people have a well-to-do life, at least no one can afford to wear clothes or go hungry.

But after all, there are still shortcomings, which can be learned, and it is also a good thing to do some charity through the program.

So, after this change, he happily ticked it off again.

"Is it appropriate for celebrities and amateurs to go on the show together?" Yan Shen's plan was for celebrities to go on the show with amateurs from all walks of life.

But after all, it is a variety show, adding amateurs will definitely reduce the number of guests, otherwise it would not be appropriate for a variety show to have dozens of guests.

So his plan is to have a total of seven permanent guests, including five celebrities and two amateurs, and about three flying guests for each issue, and the flying guests are a mixture of celebrities and amateurs.

For this, he really has no confidence.

Because if all the guests invite celebrities, each celebrity has its own celebrity fan base, which will naturally bring traffic to the show, but amateurs will not have this advantage.

Besides, amateurs and celebrities are doing missions together, what kind of mission is suitable?

All he considered before were singing and dancing performances, and it was not particularly suitable for amateurs.

"Are you in the ABO era?" Jiang Qiubai said, "Actually, although you haven't told us, I can probably guess some. Does your world have more restrictions on omega? Or is it social restrictions?"

It's like Ah Qing's world of female lords. Judging from the attitude of the queen who dared to title Ah Qing, then the world of female lords is not as demanding on men as most people imagined.

It's just that most people think that men should do what they want, not that the country does not allow men to do what they do.

No, now Xu Ruoqing is a man who has recruited a new wife. Although he propped up the lintel before, there are still people who gossip behind his back, but now that he is knighted again, how can those gossips still exist?

This probably has something to do with history, and it cannot be changed overnight.

Yan Shen couldn't help but admire Jiang Qiubai's sensitivity, and nodded slowly.

"That being the case, why don't you take this opportunity to rectify the name of omega?" Jiang Qiubai said, "Omega like yours may not be common, but it is not uncommon, then you can use the game task to tell everyone that omega is no better than alpha No matter how bad it is, what alpha and beta can do, you omega can also do."

Just like modern times, except for physical work, most girls are indeed inferior to boys, but what other professions and professions do not have women?

Yan Shen's body shook.

Jiang Qiubai continued, "In fact, amateurs don't need to stick to ordinary people. For example, if you invite omega athletes, retired omega soldiers, or even famous omega doctors, professors, presidents, etc., you must be an expert in the industry."

Yan Shen's eyes became brighter the more he listened. Although he knew that Boss Jiang was thinking a little bit, their galaxy is actually not that closed, but he never thought of using public opinion to change this.

Suddenly there is a feeling of enlightenment, yes, they have star effect, and the products they endorse can be bought by fans first. Since they have such appeal, why can't they do something for omega.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Qiubai came up with some proposals, such as what kind of game and some interesting programs to watch.

Also, the technology in Yan Shen's world is much more advanced than it is now. If you are brave enough, you can do a live broadcast of the whole reality show and variety show.

After all, it is said that modern reality shows do not have scripts, but everyone knows the inside ways, and the shows you see are all edited.

But the whole live broadcast is different.

Celebrities all have their own personalities, even if they don't, they will deliberately wear them in front of the camera, but they are always under the live broadcast camera, and it is inevitable that they will be exposed sometimes.

This point has advantages and disadvantages. If it is beneficial, fans can get to know their idol better through the live broadcast. There are not no such examples in modern times. A certain star collapsed in a certain reality show, but attracted countless fans.

As for the disadvantages, it is that the guests are easy to jump to the wrong place, and even if there is an accident in the middle of the show, the live broadcast cannot be edited.

Yan Shen was thoughtful after listening.

Live broadcasting is not new in their world, and even when he debuted, he participated in the talent show as a live variety show.

He also knows the pros and cons.

After thinking about it, he still accepted the proposal.

Because the crux of the problem is that he invites guests, not the live broadcast itself.

Jiang Qiubai nodded, and said again, "When inviting guests, remember to make sure that the guests have any problems that violate the law or principles."

Anything like cheating and domestic violence is absolutely not advisable.

Yan Shen nodded, looking at the freshly released plan, he was full of gratitude: "Thank you, Boss Jiang."

"You're welcome." Jiang Qiubai is not short of money now, so he didn't think about asking Yan Shen to pay anything. It's fate to be able to come here, so if you can help, count it!

Just when Jiang Qiubai was about to say something more, the sound of mahjong next door stopped, and Yan Shen in front of him also disappeared.

All the excitement returned to calm, and he suddenly felt a sense of loss.

"Meow!" Overwhelming Kang leaned over and rubbed Jiang Qiubai's head across the booth sofa.

By the way, how could I forget this item.

When Jiang Qiubai turned his head, Mo Ying was holding mahjong as a building block, stacked very high.

What kind of stimulation did this god receive, it was okay to speak strangely, and his behavior also became strange.

"Mo Ying, aren't you going back today?"

Mo Ying raised his eyebrows, "What? You don't want this deity to stay with you?"

Jiang Qiubai: ".." Help!

He was ashamed and angry, but he still couldn't stand Mo Ying's straight ball.

He smiled mischievously, but didn't answer. He looked at the yawning Kang, "Then what, Mo Ying, I'll put the Kang back to sleep first, you can sit down for a while."

Mo Ying hummed, "Go, I am waiting for you."

Jiang Qiubai staggered, quickly dragged Kang down and left.

It's just that Kang Kang can't walk normally, but is dragged away by Jiang Qiubai like a suitcase.

in the bathroom.

"Overwhelm Kang, you have hands and feet like me now, you have to learn to wash and dress." Jiang Qiubai really taught him like a son, "Before going to bed, you have to wash thoroughly."

Overwhelming Kang didn't like taking a bath in the first place, but now when he heard that he was going to take a bath, his tail stood up.

A few days ago, that vicious shit-shoveling officer could turn into magic. After he got himself dirty, he cleaned up quickly and didn't need to take a bath at all. Thinking of this, he suddenly wanted to ask the shit-shoveling officer to call the shit-shoveling officer outside .

But he couldn't speak, he could only grumble.

Jiang Qiubai thought he didn't want to take a bath, so he continued earnestly, "From now on, you will live with me like this, and I want to take you out to play. You must at least learn basic life skills."

"Meow!" Overwhelmed Kang's grievances, but he still didn't refuse.

Jiang Qiubai took out the spare toiletries, and practically taught Overwhelmed Kang how to use them with his own hands.

Fortunately, Overwhelming Kang is only temporarily unable to learn to walk and talk, and has lived with Jiang Qiubai for more than ten years. In the past, he often guarded the excrement shovel officer to wash in this terrible place.

So it's pretty decent to learn.

"Okay. It's time to take a shower now." Jiang Qiubai turned on the shower, "From now on, I will take a shower every day. You can only sleep after taking a shower. Take off your clothes quickly."

Overwhelmed by Kang, he couldn't take off his clothes, and after tugging for a long time, almost tore his clothes, Jiang Qiubai came to help.

Jiang Qiubai was actually a little uncomfortable. Although he raised Overwhelmed Kang as his son, he was still not used to having a son in his teens all of a sudden.

Helping Kang Dao take a bath can actually be done by the nanny robot, but...he has to confirm one thing.

The old father took off the big boy, and sure enough...

Jiang Qiubai's old father's heart is about to break.

This can all be transformed, so why can't we return the lost things?

However, he thought of the goblins in those fairy tales, who had scars before and after transformation, but they could be recovered by spells or other miraculous medicines in the later stage.

Maybe he can ask God later, thinking of this, he felt a little more harmonious.

He sees Kang Kang as ignorant now, there will always be a day when he grows up, in case he likes some little girl or little monster in the future...

That would be a big trouble, and he had to return his testicles when he overwhelmed Kang and didn't understand these things.

Jiang Qiubai asked him to sit down again, "Father will teach you to take a bath once, and you will have to wash yourself later."

Overwhelming Kang, he opened his mouth, and protruded two words out of standard: "Dad? Dad?"

Jiang Qiubai was overjoyed immediately, "Yes, I am your father, and you will call me father from now on."

Overwhelm Kang: ".."

He obviously wanted to express doubts.

But he saw that the shit shovel officer was so happy, and he couldn't say anything to refute.

Uh... To be precise, he hasn't learned any other words except for the word "father".

I can only pitifully recognize a father.

Anyway, when he was Xiaoxiaoju, the shit-shoveling officer often called himself his father, and he was used to it.

Taking a bath is not difficult. Jiang Qiubai discovered that Kang's learning ability is still very strong.

I just don't know why I can't learn to speak and walk, but in his opinion, it will be a matter of time, so take it slowly.

After taking a shower, put on Jiang Qiubai's old pajamas.

"Dad teach you two more words, okay?" Jiang Qiubai said softly, "You can have eternal life, and now you can change into a human form, all of which are inseparable from God's help. You have to say thank you to him."

He wants to teach Kang Kang to be a polite child.

Overwhelmed Kang opened his mouth, only let out a meowing sound.

Jiang Qiubai was not in a hurry, and put the hand that was pressing down on Kang to his throat, "Look at Dad's mouth, feel the vibration of Dad's throat, follow me: thank you."

"whee!"

Jiang Qiubai: "...not hee hee, but thank you."

"Xi Ye, Xi Ye!" Overwhelmed Kang repeated.

"It's almost done this time." Jiang Qiubai was still very happy, he learned very quickly, and he didn't know why Shangshen couldn't teach him.

It was obvious that Mo Ying was not as patient and gentle as him.

After teaching it several times, the pronunciation of Dao Kang became more and more standard, and the old father was very pleased.

Jiang Qiubai yawned again when he overwhelmed Kang, so he stopped forcing him to learn, "Let's go thank Mo Ying now, and then take you back to sleep, okay?"

Overwhelming Kang nodded in a daze, thinking in his heart that since both of them are excrement officials, he wouldn't favor one over the other.

"Mo Ying." Jiang Qiubai pulled Wang Kang out, with excitement in his eyes, "Bao Kang has something to tell you, he just learned it."

"Oh?" Mo Ying looked at the man and the demon with a little surprise, "You learned to speak so quickly?"

Jiang Qiubai, like countless parents who want their children to show off their talents in front of relatives and friends, pushed Overwhelming Kang in front of Mo Ying, "Go, just like what Dad taught you just now, you can do it, come on. "

Overwhelmed Kang looked at Mo Ying, and slowly spit out four words, "Thank you, Daddy."

The voice has the unique crispness of teenagers and the crappy pronunciation of just learning to speak.

Mo Ying's heart twitched, and he looked at Jiang Qiubai with burning eyes.

Jiang Qiubai: ".."

He is stupid.

He looked overwhelmed Kang, and complained with his eyes, who allowed you to mess up your relationship?Who taught you the word daddy?It's not enough for you to have one father like me, do you want more fathers?

Overwhelming Kang, how could he expect so much, this shit shoveler used to always call himself "your father, me" and "your dear father" in front of him... didn't he just learn it by accident.

And the word "Daddy" is much easier to pronounce than thank you. I just tried it just now, but I didn't expect it to succeed.

Since this "professional father" wants to be his father, it's not easy for him to call him Daddy anymore.

As for this vicious shit-shoveling officer, he is not afraid. There must be a difference between the two shit-shoveling officers, so one father and one daddy, that's just right.

Mo Ying was in a very happy mood at the moment, and he couldn't even explain why.

His tone was rare and gentle, and he asked Kang overwhelmed, "Who taught you this?"

"Father." Overwhelmed Kang replied.

Yu Keke, who had already climbed back into the bathtub, showed his melon-eating head, and couldn't help laughing around the tavern.

Mo Ying also smiled slightly, and looked at Jiang Qiubai leisurely: Why don't you explain?

Jiang Qiubai: "...Okay, stop talking, I'll take you back to sleep."

If he went on, he would not be able to cleanse himself by jumping into the Yellow River.

Overwhelmed Kang was dragged and hugged by Jiang Qiubai and put back on the bed in the room.

"You go to bed first." Dad still has to clean up the mess for you.

Overwhelmed Kang hummed twice, turned over and let out a long breath.

Jiang Qiubai: ".."

He was so old that he fell asleep in seconds, and he probably couldn't fall asleep. There was still a big god waiting for him outside.

After covering the overwhelmed Kang with a quilt, he walked out of the room.

Then he looked at the faint smile on Mo Ying's face, and even hummed an unknown tune.

It has to be said that although Jiang Qiubai was very uncomfortable with this kind of ink shadow, the current ink shadow was too charming.

It doesn't have that high-ranking coldness, but it has more fireworks.

It's like the melting of winter snow and returning to the earth in spring.

Jiang Qiubai restrained his mind, sat opposite Mo Ying, and when the words he wanted to explain came to his lips, he just couldn't say them.

It seems that what you say is like trying to cover up, as if explaining is tantamount to covering up, and what is being covered up is the truth.

Fortunately, Mo Ying didn't get to the bottom of it, nor did he continue to tease him.

He took out two brocade boxes, one big and one small.

"This one is for you." Mo Ying held the smaller box.

Jiang Qiubai opened it and took a look. It was another ball about the size of Mai Lisu.

But he won't make any troubles now, "What kind of elixir is this?"

"Washing Marrow Pill."

Jiang Qiubai's eyes lit up, and he wished he could go to the hospital to bring the second grandfather back now, he couldn't let the second grandfather wash his marrow in the hospital and recover in situ.

"This one is for you." Mo Ying emphasized again, "It's for you to eat."

Jiang Qiubai was taken aback, "Then what about my second grandfather?"

"This place is all refined from the medicinal materials you bought." Mo Ying opened another large box and placed it in front of Jiang Qiubai, "There are eighteen in total, how you want to arrange it is up to you, one is enough for ordinary people. "

Jiang Qiubai had surprise on his face, "Eighteen!!"

There are so many marrow washing pills, it's too much.

Although the Xisui Pill is not as good as the Immortality Pill, but this elixir, if you have any disease, you can be cured if you eat it.

What is Xisui Pill? I Ching washes the marrow, so that every cell in your body will be refreshed.

Remove one for Second Grandpa, and there are seventeen left, so he has to arrange it carefully.

"Eat this one." Although Mo Ying lighted incense sticks for Jiang Qiubai, the effect of this thing is temporary, unless it is used for a long time, otherwise it will return to its original state after a while.

He looked at the dark circles under the eyes of the little boss from staying up late for a long time, and some hidden problems on his body.

It's better to wash marrow pill.

Fortunately, I got one from Yao Wang.

Jiang Qiubai didn't object to eating these things, he knew that Mo Ying would not harm him, so he swallowed the one that was separated out without thinking.

But why separate it?

Before Jiang Qiubai had time to think clearly, there was a throbbing pain all over his body, and then he passed out.

Mo Ying's eyebrows twitched. Didn't the medicine king say that ordinary people can eat this pill?

He immediately cast a spell to check the little boss's body, and found that he was only in poor health, unable to withstand the effects of the medicine, fell into a deep sleep, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Mortals are too fragile.

Yu Keke emerged from the bathtub with a small head, and made a worried voice, "Brother Xiaobai, is everything alright?"

Why was she still talking just now, but suddenly lay down?

Kind of scary.

"It's nothing, just fell asleep." Mo Ying explained.

Yu Keke was still a little worried, but he was a little afraid of Mo Ying and didn't dare to climb out of the bathtub.

But he thought that both the Empress and Brother Ah Qing said that Mo Ying's face was cold and his heart was warm, so he would not harm Brother Xiaobai.

And he could tell that Mo Ying and Boss Jiang had a crush on each other, but they hadn't pierced the window paper yet.

Thinking of this, he felt relieved and didn't bother them anymore. He closed his eyes and sank to the bottom of the water to sleep.

Mo Ying kept guarding Jiang Qiubai, and within half an hour, he saw a steady stream of black matter like sludge pouring out of the little boss's body.

There was also a faint stench in the air.

Mo Ying originally thought that he would dislike him, but at the moment he just felt a little empty in his heart.

Mortals are too fragile to bear such a little medicine.

Just like the flowers and plants he once raised, a blow from the wind and rain might kill them.

This little boss admired him, Mo Ying thought persistently, the pill of immortality would not be hard to find, at worst he would go to the medicine king again.

It's just that a mortal's body is always a mortal, and it's not easy to practice in this world where spiritual energy is thin.

Thinking of this, he remembered an old story again, and was suddenly a little dazed.

After a while, he shook the story out of his head.

Hmph, he hasn't agreed to become a Taoist couple with the little boss yet, why worry so early.

More on that later.

Another two hours later, the bustling morning rush hour outside began, and people started a new day of life. Although Jiang Qiubai's face was dirty, his exposed lips became more rosy.

Mo Ying cast the spell again to check, and the effect of the medicine has been integrated into the body.

People should be waking up soon.

He looked at the little boss full of mud, and his naughty thoughts abounded. He took out his mobile phone and took a picture, and then cast a cleaning spell on him.

By the way, she changed him into clean clothes and moved him to the other side of the sofa.

The robot detected the dirt, and immediately dispatched to clean up the sofa where Jiang Qiubai had been lying, and also purified the smell in the air.

As soon as it was over, Jiang Qiubai slowly opened his eyes.

He didn't feel the fatigue of getting up after staying up all night, and he felt that his whole body had never been so relaxed.

Consciousness gradually came back, and I remembered that I had eaten the marrow washing pill, and after a while, my whole body was throbbing, as if the pain had penetrated into the bone marrow, and then I didn't know anything.

what happened?Will it hurt so much after taking Xisui Dan?

He looked at the ceiling, this was not his bedroom, it was on the sofa in the tavern.

"Get up when you wake up."

Mo Ying's gloomy figure was mixed with an ambiguous taste.

Jiang Qiubai didn't taste it carefully. He sat up, felt the vitality of his body, and muttered happily, "The effect of this medicine is really good."

He felt that the skin on his arms had become better, almost white and translucent, and there was no trace of blemish.

Wait, no, it wasn't the clothes he was wearing before he fainted! !

Looking up at Mo Ying suddenly, "Did you change my clothes?"

Mo Ying looked at his more and more delicate irrelevance and that small mouth that opened and closed like lip balm, and his Adam's apple rolled in a subtle way.

He asked in a hoarse voice, "Is there a problem?"

The author says:

A few minutes late, Bi Xinxin.