late night bistro

When I went there, it was still a fat orange cat

Mo Ying looked at the overwhelmed Kang with disgust, and was very entangled in his heart, did he really want to send this half-demon back to the little boss?

When I came here, I was a fat cat, and when I went back, I gave someone a half-ghost, wouldn't it scare the little boss?

He originally thought, taking advantage of this time, at least teach him to overwhelm Kang to stand and walk, teach him to speak, so that he can go to the tavern.

Maybe when the time comes, the little boss will be able to greet him happily, thank him, and personally adjust the drinks for him.

But now, looking at the stupid fat cat, he really didn't have the confidence in his heart.

He seriously doubted that the little boss would despise such a stupid half-demon.

These days, he is extremely tired.

Purely exhausted.

It doesn't matter if you can't teach this fat cat to talk and walk, how can this fat cat learn to tear down the house now?

No, he didn't pay attention, and just now demolished his bedroom.

Obviously underestimating the "creativity" of pastoral cats and their energy that has nowhere to vent.

If it weren't for him being able to cast spells to restore, he really wanted to hit the cat.

He looked overwhelmed Kang, and after a while, he still resigned to his fate. He couldn't teach it, and he didn't teach it. He had no experience in raising children at all, but he still had to send the cat back to the little boss.

He promised the little boss just now that he was going to eat hot pot, and the little boss even specially ordered his favorite dishes.

Thinking of the little boss, Mo Ying smiled, the little boss missed him.

"Come here, I'll take you back to meet the little boss." Mo Ying waved at the orange-haired little half-demon, "I hope you don't scare him."

The intelligence that overwhelms Kang is actually almost the same as that of a child, it's just that he can't adapt to the new body for a while, and he is also curious about this new body, so he is so energetic.

Hearing that the bad-tempered shit-shoveling officer was going to take him back, he immediately rolled on the ground with joy, and then crawled up to Mo Ying with all his hands and feet.

Mo Ying looked at his tattered clothes, and there was a trace of disgust in his eyes, and he couldn't bear to look directly at him.

These days, he has changed a lot of clothes for Ke Dao Kang, and none of the clothes can be worn on him for two full hours.

I can't let this fat cat go back to the tavern in tatters. Thinking of this, Mo Ying had a thought in his mind, and the tattered clothes on Kang's body became a light T-shirt and shorts.

Overwhelmed Kang looked at his clothes, he was barely satisfied, it was much more comfortable than the previous clothes that dragged the floor and had three layers inside and three layers outside.

"Stand up and follow me." Mo Ying gave him an order without hope.

Unexpectedly, Overwhelming Kang understood this time, and the two little white legs that were squatting on the ground stood up in a daze, and grabbed Mo Ying's arm without a teacher.

Mo Ying: ".."

If it weren't for the fact that he was still a child, or because it was the little boss's cat, the fat cat would have been beaten by him countless times.

In the tavern, the speed of the delivery boy was still very fast, Jiang Qiubai had already boiled the bottom of the pot.

The empress and empress three were already sitting at the table waiting to fire.

All the peppers they planted have been harvested, but they can't make hot pot seasoning with such a rich taste.

"Why isn't Mo Ying coming?" Jiang Qiubai muttered, and the next second, a familiar voice appeared behind him.

"Didn't I come here? Does the little boss miss this deity so much?"

Jiang Qiubai's back stiffened, Mo Ying pointed out that something was wrong.

The three people on the table looked at each other the same way, and then showed a tacit expression of eating melon.

Jiang Qiubai turned around and forcibly calmed down, "We're going to start eating right away, I'm afraid you're late."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a small orange head protruding from behind Mo Ying, and he couldn't help but be taken aback. Could it be that Mo Ying brought some fairy friends over?

But this orange-haired boy is small, with baby fat on his face, he looks like just a child, he doesn't look like Mo Ying's friend no matter what.

"This is? Your friend?" Jiang Qiubai asked hesitantly, "What should I call it? Would you like to sit down and have something to eat together?"

Mo Ying raised his eyebrows, tore the overwhelmed Kang off his body, and then pushed it out again, "Go."

Then he looked at the little boss leisurely, not knowing what kind of expression the little boss would have when he knew that his cat had become a half-demon.

Overwhelming Kang was very excited to see the excrement shoveler whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and rushed over for a while.

Jiang Qiubai was stupefied by him, what kind of operation is this?

Is Mo Ying's friend still an acquaintance?

But this is not right.

Overwhelmed by the side of the kang, he hummed, he hadn't seen the shit shovel officer for a long time, he hadn't rubbed with the shit shovel officer for a long time, and he hadn't slept with the shit shovel officer for a long time.

Hehe, he has lived with the shit shoveler since he was a little orange, and he has never been separated for so long.

Hey, rub, rub, rub your own smell on the shit shovel officer.

Why didn't the shit shovel officer pat him on the head?Could it be that the shit shovel officer doesn't know him anymore?

This discovery made Kang Kang's eyes turn red, and he moaned even more.

But he was wronged badly.

Jiang Qiubai's mind was full of question marks: "... Mo Ying?"

Mo Ying didn't answer, but sat down calmly, and started to spice himself up.

The hot pot is best matched with sesame oil and garlic. I tasted it, um, it’s not bad.

What?The little boss was calling him, but he couldn't hear him.

Several other people also looked at each other in blank dismay, what is the situation?Who is this boy with orange ears and orange tail?

Could it be some kind of fairy?

After all, Yu Keke is not a real human being, and has a more sensitive sense of smell, "Brother Bai, he seems to smell a bit like your cat."

He absolutely remembered that the cat bit his tail.

Jiang Qiubai's whole body stiffened immediately, and he looked down at the two pointed orange cat ears on the top of the boy's head, and then at the orange tail ticked behind the boy.

An unbelievable idea came to mind.

"If you overwhelm Kang, you won't become a spirit, will you?"

"Is it possible?"

"Will it really become a spirit if you overwhelm Kang?"

"In this world where spiritual power is thin, if you want to cultivate a human form, wait three to five thousand years."

..

The conversation between him and Mo Ying seemed to be still lingering in his ears.

Mo Ying took away his good fat orange cat, and turned into a boy with cat ears when he came back.

Is this appropriate?Does it fit?

ah! !Jiang Qiubai roared wildly, partly joyous, partly worried, and partly bewildered.

After overwhelming Kang, do you want to live with him in this state?Overwhelming Kang looks like he is only twelve or thirteen years old now, doesn't he need to go to school?How to solve the ID card that overwhelms Kang?Overwhelm Kang..

and many more! !

Jiang Qiubai suddenly thought of a particularly important question.

Overwhelming Kang has already been sterilized by him! !

The calculation of the age of a cat is different from that of a human. A one-year-old male cat is already a full-grown adult. At the beginning, he didn't want to overwhelm Kang and harm the little female cats in the village.

So..he asked the old veterinarian in the village who sterilized pigs to spend 5 minutes cutting off the balls that were overwhelming Kang.

He still remembered that the old veterinarian acted quickly and ruthlessly, like a killer without emotion.

Jiang Qiubai swallowed, unconsciously seeing the lower body of the boy with cat ears.

But he couldn't see the one in pants.

Moreover, Kang is more than ten years old. Among cats, he is already an old cat. Why did he transform into a young boy?

This is not in line with common sense.

And why did Kang Kang change his shape suddenly?Jiang Qiubai couldn't figure it out.

"Meow!" Overwhelmed Kang tilted his head, raised his head, and looked at the shit-shoveling officer, why didn't the shit-shoveling officer pat his head.

"Overwhelm Kang??" Jiang Qiubai's tone was a little unbelievably tentative, and his voice was still trembling.

"Meow!!" Overwhelming Kang was very happy, and the shit-shoveling officer didn't know him any more because of his changed appearance.

Hehe, the shit shovel officer really loves him very much.

Jiang Qiubai touched Kang's head with trembling little hands.

He has been petting the cat's head for more than ten years. Since he was a teenager, Wang Dao Kang has been by his side, but never once did he feel that petting the cat's head was such a frightening thing.

But, don't tell me, it feels pretty good in the hand, and the little ears are soft, and when you poke them with your fingers, they will tremble slightly.

Hey, there are billions of dots for fun.

This is too cute!

A boy with cat ears——

After the unbelievable stage, Jiang Qiubai just felt happy. He used to regard Zhuo Kang as his relatives, but Zhuo Kang was still a cat with a lifespan of only a short ten years.

On the first day of raising a cat, he was ready for a heart-piercing parting one day in the future.

Later, when he opened a tavern, he accidentally ate the elixir of immortality given to him by the gods. He was happy. Pain separately.

Shangshen likes to overpower Kang, and when he has nothing to do, he hugs and hugs over Kang. He has never rejected it. This is the escape route he thought of for overpowering Kang.

But it's different now, overwhelmed Kang has a human form, and is still such a cute little boy, they can really be a family.

But before he had time to be happy, the clothes on his body were overwhelmed and bitten by Kang Aowu.

Jiang Qiubai: ""

When did their family overwhelm Kang learn to bite?

He hurriedly freed his clothes from the mouth of the crushing Kang, "You can't bite things, how did you teach you before? Hmm? Why are you disobedient?"

Overwhelming Kang's grievance, "Meow!"

Obviously understood.

Jiang Qiubai was even happier, overwhelmed Kang and turned into a human form, and he was able to communicate with him without barriers.

correct! !

"Overwhelm Kang and call him Dad." Jiang Qiubai stretched out his tentative claws, "I raised you, so you have to call me Dad."

"Meow-meow?" Overwhelming Kang understood, but isn't this his shit-shoveling officer?

The shit shoveler is not a cat, so how could he be his father?

Why is shit shoveling officer so weird today.

Thinking of this, he meowed again in dissatisfaction. He hasn't eaten a can for a long time.

"Come on, God?" Jiang Qiubai finally realized something, and he still couldn't speak when he overwhelmed Kang.

Mo Ying rubbed his belly, "Shangshen? What did I say last time? You and I don't need to be called so differently."

Jiang Qiubai: ".."

Shangshen must have experienced something to become so strange.

And what do you mean you don't have to be so divided?

Last time, Mo Ying clearly said not to call God outside, so as not to be heard by others, causing misunderstandings and unnecessary troubles.

How can it be now: the relationship between you and me doesn't have to be so divided?

Could it be that this was Mo Ying's real thought last time?

No, now is not the time to talk about that.

"Is it overwhelming that Kang can't talk?" Jiang Qiubai asked.

"I can't teach you."

These three words clearly express the bitterness of his days.

Jiang Qiubai seemed to have figured it out, and he asked again: "Can't teach means he can speak human language, right?"

"Yeah." Mo Ying ate the hairy belly in one bite, it was very crispy and delicious.

Jiang Qiubai thought to himself, as long as he can learn to speak, he will teach him slowly, but before he has time to be happy, Mo Ying poured cold water on him again.

"Not only can't speak, but also can't walk."

Jiang Qiubai: ".."

No wonder when Overwhelming Kang saw him just now, he rushed over and hugged him.

Now if you look closely, you can find his hind legs, no, his legs are still slightly bent, just like a cat.

This can't speak, can't walk, Jiang Qiubai looked at the boy with cat ears who was still rubbing against him, and the word "giant baby" popped into his mind.

But what can we do?

Aren't they all his cats?

Can you still lose it?

Unexpectedly, he is a widowed young man who has been peony for more than 20 years. He has not found a partner, so he has to learn how to take care of children first.

It doesn't matter, it's better to be lively.

"Go and sit on the sofa." Jiang Qiubai gently rubbed the cat's ears, his voice was very gentle, "I'll get you something delicious."

Don't be too harsh on children.

Turning around, he asked again, "Mo Ying, can Overwhelm Kang eat human food now?"

"Yes." The half-demon has basically broken away from the category of animals. It is no problem to eat human food, but the habit is not necessarily the case.

Overwhelmed Kang has always listened to Jiang Qiubai's words, jumped onto the sofa with a plop, squatted on the sofa like a cat, and used his straight claws, no, rubbed his face with his hands, and licked it again. licked.

Just... the same action as a cat washing its face.

Jiang Qiubai: ".." It was hard to get used to it for a while.

Forget it, take your time.

By the way, Shangshen suddenly became so strange, maybe he was stimulated by the overwhelming Kang?

Thinking about it this way, it seems normal.

Suddenly, I feel sorry for Mo Ying, so I'd better treat him better, as compensation for taking care of Kang overwhelmed him.

Thinking of this, he went to make a sweet and sour drink for Mo Ying himself, "Mo Ying, quench your thirst, I asked the robot to cut the fruit plate for you."

Mo Ying hadn't drank for a long time, and when he took a sip, his eyebrows and eyes were refreshed, "Oh, you really are different from this deity."

That expression was very beating.

A few days ago, he had been busy with overpowering Kang, as if he had forgotten that he was drugged by the medicine king to amplify his emotions.

Now I can even speak my mind.

But the key point was that he didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all.

It's just that everyone present feels that Mo Ying is very weird today.

Especially Empress Xu Ruoqing, who was relatively familiar with Mo Ying.

The two secretly exchanged a look: What's going on?

Jiang Qiubai was also uncomfortable, but in order not to make the atmosphere more embarrassing, he asked the robot to prepare supper for the overwhelmed Kang, and forget about the hot pot.

He had to control the atmosphere here, and he had nothing to say, "Mo Ying, why did this overwhelm Kang suddenly become like this?"

Didn't you say before that even if you overwhelm Kang to become a master, it will take at least 5000 years, and less than a month has passed.

"He stole Yaowang's transformation pill." Mo Ying recounted what happened in Yaowang's mansion that day in a few words.

Jiang Qiubai: ".."

Suddenly, there was a feeling of a brat going out to cause trouble.

"Then what, Mo Ying." Jiang Qiubai felt that he couldn't take other people's things for nothing. After all, it was his cat who caused trouble, and he, the shit shoveler, should be responsible for compensation.

But Yao Wang is a god, so he may not look down on their mortal things.

But at least his attitude as a shit shoveler should be shown, he said: "What do you think is more appropriate for me to compensate the king of medicine?"

Gold, silver and jewelry are definitely not good, and he doesn't have any treasures of heaven and earth, so I can only ask Mo Ying.

"No need." Mo Ying scooped up a spoonful of shrimp slippery for himself, which the little boss specially ordered for him. He ate two of them, and they were very delicious.

He said calmly, "I've already paid the compensation, you don't have to worry about it anymore."

Don't be ashamed of being used by the medicine king as a tool for testing medicine.

Test medicine! ?

Mo Ying finally came to his senses.

What did Yao Wang say at that time?Amplify his emotions?

Mo Ying thought about it carefully, and it seemed that nothing had changed. He felt that his emotions were quite stable. Forget it, let's not think about it, anyway, he also took revenge.

Jiang Qiubai couldn't hear Mo Ying's mental activities, thinking that Mo Ying had already compensated Yao Wang for him, so he had to compensate Mo Ying.

But what should be compensated?

"Meat!" The eyes of Yu Keke next to him were full of joy, and his mouth dripped with oil, "Meat, this meat, try it, it's super delicious."

Jiang Qiubai was in a trance and couldn't hear clearly, he only heard the word "flesh compensation".

He was instantly terrified, he must have been dazed.

Quickly get this horrible thought out of your head.

"Eat, eat, eat quickly." Jiang Qiubai waved his chopsticks, "After eating, let's continue playing mahjong today."

"Mahjong?" Mo Ying's chopsticks stopped, "What is Mahjong?"

"It's just a game of chess and cards." Jiang Qiubai explained, "You are so smart, you can learn it after watching two games. We can switch to playing later."

Mo Ying hummed, and said again: "This is outside, so you can't speak so directly."

Jiang Qiubai: "..!?"

Directly, what did he directly do?What do you mean you can't speak so directly outside? ?

He looked at Mo Ying, who had a normal expression, and suddenly revealed a mask of pain. When will this God return to normal?

Forget it, let him talk less!

This time when eating hot pot, there was no embarrassing situation where the dishes were added several times. The dishes were all ordered, and the few people ate until the middle of the night.

When Mahjong was on the table, Mo Ying learned it after just watching it.

Five people fight, and those who lose, or feel self-defeating, take turns to fight.

"Shangshen, although we are playing small, we can't cheat?" Jiang Qiubai fired Mo Ying's cannon again, "You can't count our cards with the fairy method."

"There are only more than 100 cards in total, why should I waste spells?" Mo Ying didn't care.

However, because the little boss has been losing, he still put water on him when the next little boss came to the table.

Lest the little boss feel that he is bullying him.

When Yan Shen came to the tavern with his tablet in his arms and dark circles under his eyes, several people were still playing mahjong enthusiastically.

Jiang Qiubai consciously gave up his position, he had to discuss the reality show with Yan Shen.

Judging by Yan Shen's appearance, he probably hasn't slept well for a few days, and after falling asleep, he came to his tavern again.

Yan Shen greeted everyone, and brought over the seafood prepared for Ke Ke.

"Thank you, brother Yan Shen." Yu Keke laughed very cutely, and the people he met in this tavern were all very nice.

Yan Shen rubbed Yu Keke's head, "Have fun, I want to discuss the show with Boss Jiang, time is running out, I will play with you next time."

Yu Keke looked at the time, it was almost five o'clock, and it would be dawn soon.

Brother Yan Shen is really hardworking, he is very considerate, "Brother Yan Shen thinks you should go and take care of your own affairs, I will play mahjong and I won't bother you."

Yan Shen smiled, then sat in the booth next door, drank a glass of vodka that Jiang Qiubai made for him, and felt much calmer.

When you come to the tavern, it really makes people feel relaxed and happy.

These days, because of this program, he really didn't get a good night's sleep.

Because of his gender exposure, this variety show can only succeed, not fail, otherwise it will be difficult for him to continue to mix in the entertainment industry.

"Boss Jiang, look here." Yan Shen pointed to the unknown edition of the planning book, "Guests punish this, our world doesn't have these things, if they are replaced, it will be wrong."

The punishment is nothing more than jumping rope on the shiatsu board or doing push-ups.

Jiang Qiubai is also a layman. During this period of time, for Yan Shen, he naturally checked a lot of information and watched a lot of variety shows. In his opinion, this plan is actually perfect.

At least it is no problem to make a popular modern travel slow variety show.

But after all, there are gaps in technology, customs, and games for all in the two worlds. He has to discuss it with Yan Shen before he can make adjustments.

In order to make a program suitable for the interstellar era.

Yan Shen's galaxy has a total of eighteen planets of different sizes, each planet is inhabited by humans, but the natural environment and weather are completely different.

Therefore, when traveling for variety shows, you have to take into account the characteristics and characteristics of each planet as well as local customs and habits.

"Acupressure boards, I'll buy you a few tomorrow, and you can try it at night." Jiang Qiubai said, "If you think this punishment is not bad, just take it back from me, and you can use it repeatedly. of."

Acupressure board skipping rope to do push-ups, a small punishing game, the guests grinned, and the effect of the variety show was very good.

But it won't make people feel that the program group is too ruthless and make fans dissatisfied, so Jiang Qiubai thinks it's still feasible.

The author says:

Mo Ying let himself go.

Jiang Qiubai: Please let me go.