Bowl and bowl tired Qing [Comprehensive martial arts]

Yu Wanwan finally didn't beat Wuhua again.

He sank into the water with a grunt, and after a while, the stomach (water) was washed (filled) before he was slapped back to the shore by the big catfish with his tail flicking. Probably dying.

At present, it is not a sin to die.

Mainly because it's boring to die.

So what should I do?The noble new demon emperor barely suppressed his murderous intentions, and stepped on the fishing rod that was just dropped by the bad stewed egg, a flash of inspiration flashed by her, and she caught the light.

"Ula!" Yu Wanwan chose to rise up.

With quick hands and feet, he passed the tight fishing line through Wuhua's armpits, tied seventeen or eight bows on his chest and abdomen, and finally successfully turned into a dead knot, dragging the rod and re-entering the water.

The big catfish was still waiting for her, wagging its head and tail.

More rhubarb than any rhubarb encountered before.

The little monster patted the fish's head, and called out affectionately: "Ah, my dear, see Amber Master early! My most loyal and capable subordinate!" 1

The demon emperor Yu Wanwan didn't treat her younger brother badly. She scooped up three bowls of flower petals and poured them into the mouth of a fish that was big enough to swallow an adult's waistline: "Thank you so much for sneaking me and this villain back home!" Aww~"

As she said that, she rode on the body of the river lord whom she proclaimed in the name of the demon emperor, holding a bamboo pole with two tender little paws, the top of the bamboo pole was wrapped with a fishing line, and a marinated egg was tied on the line.

The flowerless face was fixed on the fishing rod, so there was no danger of drowning at all. The lower body drifted with the current, and the speed of the river master was not affected much by the buoyancy.

The big catfish kept the small half of its body floating out of the water, constantly digesting the spiritual energy of the petals in its belly, and swam unhurriedly.It shook its long beard, and when Yu Wanwan asked if he was tired from dragging, he shook his fish head humanely...

It's not hard work, not at all.

It has been wanting to do this for a long time, it is a dream.

——Since ancient times, only people have fished, and no fish has caught people.

But today, it has become such an ancient fish!

There is a very deep and wide waterway connecting the outside of the city with the inside of the city, most of which are hidden in the middle, but naturally there are moments that cannot escape the attention - Wuhua just woke up at this time.

He moaned, he coughed, he was in pain, he wanted to vomit...

Then he heard people running on both sides of the river and exclaiming:

"Cheat the corpse, cheat the corpse, he moved the male corpse!"

"If he is still saved, will that fish eat him?"

"No one dares to jump in, so report to the police. If you have the time to watch the show, go and report to the police. If something really happens, the police will send us for questioning!"

There are also all kinds of incomprehensible words.

Wu Hua felt that her stomach was heavily filled with bitter water, and her almost unconscious fingers touched the swollen abdomen, as if she was pregnant with Nezha.After moving a few times, the soft thing on his back trembled, and he realized that it was a huge fish tail.

The little monster's gloomy voice sounded beside his ears: "Don't move, you're acting as a dead person now...don't act any more." These words were accompanied by the indistinct sound of water, but whoever had a clear mind , and will not fail to hear the meaning of the threat beyond the words.

Wu Hua was startled, her hands and feet froze.

He squinted his eyes and looked to the side.

Just one look, but I wish I could go blind——

Yu Wanwan's face was bruised and purple, and he had a faint feeling of being swollen and soaked in water, but his whole body was floating on the water like a frog, and his red and yellow clothes were covered by a cloth.

As she turned her head and spoke slowly, there were tiny bubbles gurgling.Wuhua realized later that her outer shirt was stripped off by her, so she left her underwear and underwear.

At this time, she was passing through a slightly narrow river channel, and a few brave passers-by poked her with a branch, as if they wanted to hook the "corpse" to the bank for embalming.

Wuhua doesn't know what the situation is now, but he knows that his life is in the hands of this bowl of monsters, so he remains motionless, letting the big fish twist them back and forth with his tail, gradually moving away from the crowd...

Thanks to him being inside, those people couldn't poke it.

Qijumiaoseng thought with a bit of bitterness.

At this moment, a young man was suddenly heard shouting:

"—Get out of the way, let me come!"

With eyes without flowers and without nearsightedness, as if the light had been opened before the Buddha, and eyes that have seen all kinds of ugliness without the eye of a needle, even if you squint your eyes, you can clearly see the iron rake in the hand of the young man pushing through the crowd.

The young man was beaming with joy, and the young man was full of strength.

If this rake continues, it is estimated that he can be pierced through.

——Yes, the big catfish was so frightened that it dived.

And before hiding at the bottom of the river, with a flick of the fish's tail, Wu Hua's pure body was abruptly pushed to the bank, changing places with Yu Wanwan.What, what an upright and wise subordinate it is~

"Brother, you can't do this, you want to pierce nine holes in his corpse!" A passer-by with general knowledge persuaded: "Just now we vaguely saw this man's corpse move, which is a bit strange, but maybe it's him... What about your breath?"

——Hey, it turned out to be a nine-toothed rake.

"Get out, I'm the most troublesome, don't care if he's cheating or not, hmph..." The young man with a fiery temper and a voice like a male duck suddenly pushed away the dissuading people beside him, and sneered, "I'll stab you through and see the monster How can you make waves!"

Wuhua's heart was already fluctuating with the waves, but now she is even more anxious.He hesitated for a moment between being killed by a demon and being stabbed to death, but he still felt more wronged to die at the hands of a brat.

Having made up his mind, he couldn't help but suddenly opened his eyes, showed the angry look of King Kong, and shot towards the shore——

The young man holding the rake was young, but he was vicious and domineering. He was obviously a practicing family boy.Unexpectedly, before Wu Hua could speak, he knelt down with a "plop", and burst into tears in the blink of an eye:

"Ah... sister, it's hard for parents to find you!"

It would be a pity not to go to the troupe with this face-changing magic skill.

The onlookers even ran away like shit.

Wuhua tried her best to grab the fishing rod so as not to sink herself, looked in the direction of the little monster, and saw that it no longer pretended to be a dead body, and rode on the big catfish again, staring angrily at the tear-wiping boy.

"Stinky, pig, kid!" She puffed her cheeks and cursed.

Long Xiaoyun's legs became weaker, and he stepped forward on his knees: "Hey!"

On the way to Beijing, I vaguely heard about Yu Wanwan's horrible deeds, and heard that there was a monster haunting and making a fuss last night, so I found a chance to sneak out of the inn from under the eyes of the anxious Guo Dalu...

I really didn't want to run, Chu Liuxiang said once, if he ran around and broke his leg and then reconnected it, it would hurt his muscles and bones for a hundred days, don't even think about moving while lying down.He just wanted to come out for the tooth-fighting festival, and it would be best if he could send a letter to his mother.

The more Yu Wanwan looked at him, the angrier he became. Crescent Moon stared at him for a long ten breaths, until Long Xiaoyun was sweating on his back, and then he let out a small "hum", ordering him not to tell others about his whereabouts.

This "others" naturally refers to Chu Liuxiang.

But even if Lord Yan came to question him, he would never dare to speak.

Long Xiaoyun, who had just attacked with a heavy rake just now, lowered his head and said yes, and he kept saying yes, until there was no sound for a long time, he fell to the ground, and was surprised that his clothes were soaked in cold sweat.

That fish, so big!

One bite, no, half a bite can swallow him!

The more Long Xiaoyun thought about it, the more he felt that Yu Wanwan was already a big monster who did all kinds of evil.He returned to the inn like a ghost, and rolled himself up with the quilt lifted.After a while, he got under the bed and shrank again, no matter how much his stepmother Guo Dalu yelled, he refused to come out.

——My dear mother, today's child also wants to go home.

Upon receiving the news, three of the four famous arresters were dispatched.

Iron hands, life-seeking first, cold-blooded later, they did not lead too many subordinates, there were only a few dozen people in total, and they were all wearing plain clothes, searching all the way along the tortuous waterway...

Finally, Yu Wanwan was found in Jinfengxiyu Building.

Su Mengzhen has ordered Yang Wuxie to martial law.

He didn't even care about the brothel and the white building that hadn't finished their foundations yet.

When Tie Shou arrived, he saw a little girl in a red and yellow dress floating in the middle of the river with her head down.Under the bright sun, his eyes almost popped out, and he didn't see her move.

"This..." Zhui Ming pointed at her, frowned and said, "Dead?"

Su Mengzhen shook her head and sighed, "But she also refused to come up."

The little monster suddenly floated along the waterway to the boundary of Xiaoyulou, and introduced him to his mount, the big catfish, with a very long and strange name.He was still holding a fishing rod in his hand, and he was catching a young braised egg... no, it was a bald head.

She said that she had encountered a villain and wanted to ask him to help report it to the police.

Then he stood here and watched the catfish with a bald head for a long time.

"Why did you call us here?" Tie Shou looked strange.

He also saw the dark Pang at the bottom of the river.

However, the big thing turned around and swayed its tail, and the bald man who didn't know his identity seemed familiar, but he didn't know if he was alive or dead.

"The Qijumiao monk who was wanted by the six doors was caught by her by mistake. She said that she would not receive the reward, but she wanted you to make a big contribution." Su Mengzhen pressed the center of her eyebrows, and exhaled a little hesitantly: "And , I hope to be locked up next door in the future and let him cook for her."

"This little monster is quite, quite, quite..." The one who spoke was Leng-Blood, who arrived last, and he didn't come out after being "pretty" for a long time, and finally said bitterly: "We should talk to her anyway." ?”

This is still quite reasonable.

Before coming here, their master Zhuge Zhengwo told me not to be an enemy, and it is best to ask calmly and friendlyly, what exactly is this little bowl demon trying to do?

So Tieshou Zhuiming nodded in unison, but remained silent.

The three brothers looked at the owner of this place at the same time.

"..." Su Mengzhen understood.

He opened his thin lips lightly, but called the Red Sleeve Saber.

Only then did the three of them realize that the weapon was not in Su Mengzhen's hands, but came through the air, like a crimson streamer passing by the master's shoulder, and rushed straight to the middle of the river with a "swish" after listening to the order.

A moment later, the floating corpse Wanwan jumped up from the dying river, and asked with a smile where did the guest come from?After some negotiation, he came riding a fish with a pole.Shiny stewed eggs, teary eyes asked bowls and bowls without saying a word, and the chaotic red flew over the head of the fish.

A brief translation is:

The red sleeve knife came back, followed by a big catfish, and a little monster sat on the back of the fish, holding a fishing rod in his hand, with a marinated egg tied in front of the rod.

Wuhua was submerged in water and was at a loss.

With tears in her eyes, her voice was distressed: "Where are you taking me?"

He shouldn't have told the truth about his background.

Just now, he was dizzy from being pushed by the fish and broke his defense.

"Ah, this..." Yu Wanwan smacked his lips.

Even if you are a villain, you still have human rights.

Thinking of this, Crescent Eye blinked, and the little monster tapped his bald head very humanely, and whispered softly:

"—The prison is not big, bear with it."