Bowl and bowl tired Qing [Comprehensive martial arts]

Today is a good day for everything.

The so-called "everything is inappropriate" is written in the almanac.

The so-called "good days" are firmly believed by the new demon emperor.

Yu Wanwan turned into a small bowl and hid secretly in the luxurious kennel of a certain rich man for the middle of the night.When it was completely dawn, the sound of hunting outside stopped, and the world was peaceful.

She came out lightly, and said goodbye to the dog: "Dahuang waving~" For all yellow dogs that are large in size, there is always nothing wrong with calling them rhubarb, a common name.

"Wow." The big yellow dog shook its tail in a friendly manner.

The little monster pounced on him and plucked the dog's hair again, before he wandered around the courtyard furtively.Seeing an old and dizzy housekeeper flipping through the old almanac with a candle, she quietly stood beside him to watch.

"Oh, everything is inappropriate, everything is inappropriate..." The old butler looked at Huang Li and sighed: "Today, I have to persuade Mrs. and Mrs. to lock the door. It is better not to see guests!" Tear off the calendar and prepare to throw it away.

Yu Wanwan blew by his side, squatted down again, squinted his eyes while the old housekeeper turned around, took the thin page of paper away, and ran away with oil on the soles of his feet.

"What... passed?"

The old housekeeper froze for a moment, looking around in a daze.

Renxu year, Renxu month, Renxu day.

Jiu Leu Yu Yu Wan Wan barely recognized the date.

She crumpled the paper and put it into the bowl above her head, and tried to hop around the street against the wall, but she found that there were uniformed urban management everywhere, and she couldn't help feeling sad, so she could only burrow into the grass at half a person's height. stuffy.

After a while, I learned from the pain.

She dug a hole like a gopher, and as a matter of course, she dug out a huge movement like a yellow mouse emitting an electric current, so she gave up halfway through digging, and ran away before the police came.

There are people everywhere, it's not safe, and she doesn't want to go out of the capital first to avoid the limelight, so she is too unpopular as the dignified Demon Emperor.It's not enough to just hide, her evil plan to set off a bloodbath still needs to be prepared, and it's always right to step on it first.

Yu Wanwan had an idea, silently chanting "The most dangerous place is the safest place", and then jumped back to the magic academy that destroyed two buildings - the Golden Wind and Rain Building.

People come and go, and it is as lively as a vegetable market.

Looks like the new Slytherin house will be built soon.

Yu Wanwan turned into its original form and spun around, but was not noticed by others for a while. Xiaowan moved quickly, searching for Su Mengzhen everywhere... But he couldn't find it, not even the red sleeve knife.

That's all, come to eat again next time.

Congratulations on the housewarming of Chopsticks, a bowl of petal tea as a gift.

In an unnoticed corner, the red and yellow bowl slowly sank into the river, and a big catfish with two long whiskers swam over, carrying it to the outer city slowly...

Wu Juxuan was fishing in a secluded place outside the city.

At the turn of spring and summer, people are comfortable and the fish are jumping, and the morning is even more refreshing.

In just the half hour that Yu Wanwan was watching at the bottom of the river, he caught two crucian carps that were seven to eight inches long and more than ten inches long, and put them in the straw baskets under the tree to cover them; Some small fish less than a finger long were caught on the way, and all of them were carefully unhooked and released back alive.

When he caught another big fish, Yu Wanwan poked his head out and asked in a low voice, "So many fish, can you eat them all by yourself?"

Under the straw hat is Zhang Ruohao's handsome face, but it is a little tanned.The young man smiled, as if he didn't think it was surprising or alarming that a human head appeared in the river out of thin air.

"It's true that I can't finish eating, I'm just worrying." Wu Juxuan's smile was undoubtedly very kind and charming, even though he was wearing common clothes, he seemed to exude a holy and elegant light, and his temperament was no less than that of Chu Liuxiang.

Yu Wanwan licked her lips, she walked ashore, put her hands in her hands and asked the other party: "Then... then can I change one?"

To exchange or not to buy, she has no money.

"Why is it so troublesome? Besides, it's just a fish, it's not worth much money." Wu Juxuan smiled more and more amiably, and his words were profuse but not abrupt, and he only felt grateful for his warm heart: "Miss has eaten grilled fish. What? I'm just going to do it."

Yu Wanwan shook his head, and looked at him eagerly:

"I don't have any money, so I can't go to a restaurant to eat and drink for nothing."

He smiled and said softly: "Meeting is fate, if you don't dislike it, you might as well try my handicraft." Then he put away the pole, put it on the ground, and took out a few small bottles from his bosom, saying it was condiment .

——Wow oh oh, if you don’t eat for nothing, don’t eat it!

The little monster hastily followed his gentle instructions to collect firewood.When she returned with her arms full of dead branches, she saw a row of nine fish, all of which had been killed, scaled and washed.

He is very skillful in flipping the fish. There is a small knife that can gently cut open the belly of the fish, sprinkle salt and pepper powder, and many other things that are innumerable. In short, the smell of grilled fish is getting better and better!

Yu Wanwan almost thought that the other party had a place to hide things just like herself, she was covered in treasures, her eyes staring at him were all radiant——I have to be friends with him, she thought seriously.

Wu Juxuan didn't realize it, and after a while, sizzling oil stars fell into the fire, and the fish that was grilled first was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with a fragrant aroma.

"Taste." He smiled and handed it over.

The little monster was so greedy, but she still politely declined: "Your fish, you grill it, you eat the duck first." When he is full, she can eat it all by herself, absolutely no waste.

Wu Juxuan's smile froze for a moment, but soon recovered.

He lowered his eyes, didn't force it, and took a half bite of the fish with a smile.

Yu Wanwan kept staring at him without blinking.

Sometimes I can't eat it myself, so it's good to watch others eat it.

Wu Juxuan chewed very slowly, so long that a normal person should blink, but Yu Wanwan's eyes widened. She didn't want to miss the moment after the food was swallowed...

Must be very, very satisfied, right? !

Wu Juxuan's forehead was already sweating.

He collected himself, and finally swallowed palely.

From the moment the fish entered his mouth, he felt something was wrong. He knew the medicine he had given himself. He tried to refresh himself by biting the tip of his tongue, but he couldn't hold on for long.

Thankfully the second fish was grilled soon too.

He tried his best to fight with Chu Liuxiang's tenacious willpower, squeezed out a gentle smile, removed the head and tail, and handed it over sincerely: "Come."

The little monster smiled foolishly at him.

Reaching out to take it is not afraid of being scalded, "嗤呜" swallowed a small half of the fish in one mouthful, chewing it with a small mouth.Wu Juxuan stared intently, witnessing with her own eyes that she swallowed the whole fish without throwing up a single thorn.

——In red and yellow clothes, with a bowl on her head, she likes delicious food, and she doesn't want to hurt others when she's leisurely... It's the little girl in front of her, she can't be wrong.Catching her and handing it over to Liu Jing is the best way to vote.

The man waited ecstatically.

He almost felt that he could rest in peace.

The medicine is ecstasy poppy fragrance, the dose can make ten whole cows feel drowsy, luckily he left room for himself, only put a small amount in the first fish, as long as the antidote is swallowed in time, everything will be fine.

He waited and waited and waited and waited...

He waited until a paw dug into his lapel.

A small jade bottle with five pills in total.

Yu Wanwan threw away the cork and poured it into his mouth.

The seven wonderful monks—the flowerless monk back then—now an ordinary fisherman named Wu Juxuan, he had already started to foam at the mouth, his eyes were about to burst and he said, "You... how did you find out?!"

Yu Wanwan swallowed the antidote like chewing jelly beans, and lifted the bamboo hat he used to shield him from the sun, only to see a bald head reflecting the sun, like a beautiful marinated egg.

She knocked on the marinated egg, and knocked out two small bumps from Wuhua's head. The pain made him grin uncontrollably, because the poison had penetrated into his lungs, and he could no longer maintain a pure and gentle face.

"It told me." The little monster pointed to a looming giant fish head by the river, and "humph": "You don't talk about fishing ethics, but you actually sprinkle medicine in the water, and you don't eat the fish you catch. Let them die in the sun!"

It is not good to waste food and despise life.

Although his dishes are delicious, this person can't.

It is suitable to be locked in the cell next to her in the future, and he will be enslaved to cook when he is released, so that she can eat the freshest vegetables.Shouldn't the noble and unique Demon Emperor have his own chef?

Yu Wanwan decided to argue for this point.

She smacked her lips, and felt guilty that it was acceptable to do it by herself, and it was time to practice now.

Wuhua panted weakly, like a fish on a chopping board.

"Don't, don't go, save me..." He looked pitiful and innocent.

Yu Wanwan sat in a place far away from him in disgust.But she didn't go, not only didn't go, but she also happily grilled fish by herself.

Counting with her fingers, if one pill is worth one fish, then she can eat five pills on her stomach! So the little monster squatted down, put the extra three pills into the bowl first, and then took four skewered bamboo sticks and put them in the bowl. Roasted decently on the fire.

Although the movements were in place, it was a pity that they were all scorched like charcoal in the end, but she didn't pick at all, and gnawed everything clean.

Halfway through, he stuffed the charcoal residue of the outer skin into the mouth of the marinated egg. He was confused and refused to swallow it, so he shook his shoulder and forced it down.I chewed the slightly white fish inside with relish.

After a while, Wuhua started to roll her eyes.

Mumbling in the mouth, crying and laughing, the cat peed...

Listening and listening, Yu Wanwan's inhalation by Baofeng stopped suddenly, and she seemed to hear her most familiar name coming out of the mouth of this stewed egg.I can't help but fall into deep thought, even the black charcoal grilled fish is not delicious.

After putting the remaining half of the fish into the bowl, she squatted like Tarzan and approached step by step with her arms propped up, and finally stared at this big villain who lied to the bowl and said he would treat him to dinner but poisoned him.

With her hands on her hips, she confirmed to him sullenly:

"—Tie what orchid?"

"—Tie Xin what?"

"—What Xinlan?"

Wuhua's tears came out, covered his face, and blew out a snot bubble. He rolled his eyes like crazy: "Tie... Xin... Lan!" Trapped in imaginary obsessions.

His hand tightly grasped the little monster's foot.

The little monster gasped, and asked again and again: "Who is she to you? Who are you to her?" This black and glowing villain can't be Buling Bling's Hua Wuqian, absolutely impossible!

If the house collapses, she blows up the earth.

But her house can't collapse, and the earth won't explode.

"Mine, she is mine..."

Braised egg clenched his teeth, his eyes were bloodshot.

"Your? I can go to yours!"

Yu Wanwan kicked him directly into the lake.

Wuhua entered the water with her buttocks and made a big wave.

And the little monster was still jumping up on the bank, whistling and cursing: "A bald donkey with a swollen head dares to think of swan meat, ah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!"

— so annoying, I'll have to figure out a way to beat him up again.