Bowl and bowl tired Qing [Comprehensive martial arts]

Literally take off in place.

She still couldn't walk well, so she used spells to get out.

The little monster rose into the sky like a monkey jumping into the sky, and finally realized something was wrong when it was about 300 meters high.Quickly glanced down, all the young and old in the troupe looked up, each opened their mouths wide enough to swallow a whole egg.

—One cannot, at least one should not...

Bad, her inhuman identity is about to be exposed!

So he stopped the momentum, just like a fluttering missile that suddenly turned into a tractor midway through the launch, Yu Wanwan landed upside down on the open space far away from the rope with an imperfect parabola.

This time, at least it didn't blow a hole out.

It's just that the iron rice bowl on the lips fell through.

The upside-down little monster was still holding its own bowl, and because it was too sad, it had already started to rotate on its own body, with its whole body facing upwards and its toes stretched out.

The people from the Hai family class gathered together one after another, all of them tilted their necks to look at her upside down holding a bowl. The sturdy young man twisted his neck carelessly, simply took a stride, and looked down at her through his crotch.

If the angle is reversed with Yu Wanwan's perspective, she will look like she is dancing ballet on flat ground, or "32 Whiplashes" in "Swan Lake".

Of course they don't understand ballet, they're just silent.

Under such impenetrable eyes, Yu Wanwan felt that he was an ugly duckling who didn't fit in. The more he thought about it, the more sad he became, and the speed became faster and faster, swaying like a spinning top.

The little monster moaned and wailed: "I'm a younger brother, I'm a rookie, I didn't study yesterday, and I became a trash today..." If the bowl wasn't solid enough, she might have burrowed into the mud and befriended earthworms by now up.

But she hated eating dirt, so she looked sad.

Yu Wanwan stopped slowly.

She also wanted to struggle and ask if they needed a handyman. She was actually very useful and easy to support.

Before she could speak, the girl in red suddenly put her arms around her legs, and screamed excitedly: "Good girl, your skills are really amazing!"

This sound seemed to open the gate of the conversation.

Everyone in the troupe was full of praise.The old class leader looked at her head carefully and confirmed that there was no glue on the bowl, that is the real skill!

So the little monster managed to stay.

She became a pillar and reached the pinnacle of her life, which is something to be said for later. Now that many passers-by are also watching, that's what matters.

Most of them are looking at the black circle around here, following the wind to squeeze in, but they don't know what's so good about it.There was that itch, so he interjected and asked: "Can the little girl with the bowl perform another round?"

The old class leader showed embarrassment, clasped his fists and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, today is already..." It's hard to teach this girl to drive ducks to the shelves, even if she is not afraid of making a mistake and smashing the signboard, she is also worried about her stage fright.

"Do you want to see me perform?" Yu Wanwan jumped out from the side of the girl in red, and asked her with big black and white eyes: "Will you give me money?"

Her face is covered with faint red, blue, black and purple, which is a bit scary at first glance.Fortunately, the facial features are beautiful, the crescent eyes are curved, and the voice is soft and crisp, so it is not annoying.

The man was well dressed, tall, big-eyed, and quite young.

He untied the purse at his waist, and said with a grin: "As long as the performance is good, and I am happy watching it, I will reward it naturally." He held up the silver ingot in his hand, shaking the little monster's eyes.

"Little girl, do it again like just now, are you sure?" The old class leader pulled her over and said in a deep voice: "If it's just a coincidence, just say it, I'll keep you as usual, let's practice more before going on stage, Not urgent."

"I can do it." Yu Wanwan put on a stern face, clenched his fists and said seriously: "If I can't, I'll eat the bowl in front of everyone."

——Perform a show for everyone: I, eat myself.

The old class leader didn't understand how ruthless the little monster made the oath, but he chose to believe in her resolute expression, and nodded heavily: "Okay, then let's do it again, and the money we earn will be used to arrange things for you!"

Then he ordered the troupe, young and old, to beat the gongs and drums, and start again.

When being chased and killed by his own brother Man Jianghu, Jiang Xiaoyu used to hide his name and eat in the Hai family class.He can turn over a hundred somersaults in one breath, but he is a hot and highly paid talent, and he can eat meat every time.

But soon, he sneaked off to Jiangnan without saying goodbye.

Afterwards, a bunch of confused things happened, today at the pier I inadvertently heard the loud yelling of the old class leader, remembering that I depended on them to take care of me in the past, I had to come to cheer.

—but what did he see?

On the top is a pair of flying feet, and then there is a thin waist, which looks like a little girl's figure.Last was the head, but she was moving so fast that she couldn't see anything clearly. At first glance, the whole face seemed to have overturned the painting board.

"—Woohoo, take off~"

The little juggler's voice dragged on extremely long.

Every time she "hooed", her inverted body would leap upwards, at least ten feet high.Then move up and down, and repeatedly jump sideways. The same thing is that no matter how many times you turn over in the air, you will finally land on your head.

—but how is it possible?Even the bald donkey who has practiced Iron Head Kungfu in Shaolin Temple, like this, has to open the ladle to face the wind and bleed blood on the spot!

Xiao Yu'er secretly thought that the theater troupe really knew how to make stunts.

There must be some secrets here, he was a little curious.

After getting into the crowd and standing at the front, the girl's head did not touch the ground, and there were many yellow and red bowls scattered on the ground, at least fifty or sixty.

Every time her head fell steadily into one of the bowls.

If you look at it upside down, it's like a game of whack-a-mole. Yu Wanwan is the thievesy gopher who pokes wildly but can never be caught by others. The black cat sheriff will be amazed at her speed when she sees it.

Of course, no one here wants to punch her in the head.

The onlookers held their breath and concentrated, without applauding or cheering, they just counted in unison: "75, 76, 77..." This is the number of times she took off from takeoff to landing.

Xiao Yu'er pressed down on the bamboo hat, pulled the man beside him and asked: "Are these real porcelain bowls on the ground? They didn't break even with such a strong fall?"

"Hey, how would I know?" The man responded impatiently: "It's all because of the little girl's tricks just now. The troupe of hers has already prepared for it. Let's just watch the fun!"

Xiao Yu'er "hissed" and didn't ask any further questions.

He looked around to make sure that this was not the troupe's original arrangement.Although they were still turning ropes and wielding knives, their eyes were the same as those of everyone else, staring blankly at the center of the field...

The performance is drawing to a close.

The little girl who went up and down began to put away the bowl.

When she rose into the air, she kept waving her arms, and she couldn't see what she did. It seemed that the bowl above her head disappeared without a trace just by touching it.Until it landed again, another bowl was brought up by the head, and it was retracted in the air - amazing skill!

The so-called "a layman watches the fun, an insider watches the way."

Ordinary people only find it interesting, but Xiao Yu'er knows very well: Even if "closing the bowl" is just a cover-up, this smooth movement and movement, even the most famous martial arts masters, may be difficult to do.

The most puzzling thing is: what kind of strength does she use to force it, the head?

Hua Wuque used the light skill of "Han Fu Playing in the Water", and he could go back and forth ten miles without touching the ground. Tie Xinlan's favorite eight-treasure rice was still steaming when he opened it, but he couldn't go up to the sky out of thin air and nowhere to rely on strength!

——Could it be that this girl learned from Chu Liuxiang?

It's not that he looks down on seniors, but can Bandit Shuai really do it?

When Xiao Yu'er fell into deep thought, the shouts around him became louder and louder, almost deafening: "98, 99, [-]..."

It was so lively that even the officials in soap robes came to investigate, and when they saw what was going on, they blocked the avenue.

When the crowd counted to "one hundred and eight", only the last one on the head of the little monster was left in the porcelain bowls.She jumped into the sky again, and when she came down, there was a "boom", and her feet landed firmly on the ground.

With the wind under my feet, I am not dizzy or out of breath.

She heard the crowd applauding in a seal style, and she was happy in her heart, but she bowed in a low-key manner to thank her.After a pause, he walked straight towards the man in front of him. The man had just shouted hoarsely, but now his face was flushed red.

Looks like he's more of the guy who put on the whole show.

The little monster felt that the other party should be quite satisfied with it, so he put his two paws together and stretched out in front of him, and asked eagerly: "Look, that, is it in installments... or is it now?"

——The master is among the people, it can be regarded as teaching me to meet it!

Trembling, the man handed her the entire purse.

Then he knelt down suddenly, kowtowed three times, with tears in his eyes: "Master, please accept my disciple Guo Dalu's respect."

"What?" Wanwan, who was so happy in his heart, jumped up like a mouse that saw a cat before he had time to put the money away.She likes to deal with people, but she doesn't want to have many big boys out of thin air.

The little monster quickly took two steps back, stuck to his companion, shook his head repeatedly and said: "I don't accept apprentices, and even if you are my apprentice, you can't take back the reward you agreed to give!"

"If the master is willing to accept me, only disciples worship the master, how can I take advantage of the master?" Guo Dalu walked over on his knees, with a sincere face.

After the death of his parents, he wandered around the rivers and lakes, despising righteousness and neglecting wealth, looking for a good teacher but to no avail.Seeing that there is only a dilapidated tavern left in the family, I went out to watch a theater on a whim today. I didn't want to hit my luck!

——He believes that he has real kung fu.

Although she looks very young, even if she is not a majestic character like Tianshan Child Elder, she must be a master who hides in the city!

"..." The other party's eyes were burning and piercing.

For the first time seeing human beings so enthusiastic, Yu Wanwan didn't dare to say anything.

The old class leader exchanged glances with his daughter Hai Hongzhu.

He pulled the little monster with its head shrunk behind him, helped the boy up, and whispered.The girl in red patted Wanwan on the shoulder, praised her for her good performance, and then went to the pile of people with a tray to collect reward money with other young and old.

Some dazed Wanwan stood still.

She clutched the half-worn money bag tightly in her two paws, and made up her mind to keep her salary in mind, and put it in a bowl to hide it when no one noticed... Hey, the plan works!

The red-clothed girl had already walked up to the red-clothed boy.

"Please invite the guests to join us." There was never so much money in the iron tray, and Hai Hongzhu smiled with joy, and her voice was brighter than usual. Xiao Yu'er was very happy that they had a better life after he left.

He obviously only put three copper coins on it, but actually stuffed a silver bill into her sleeve, the speed was faster than cheating out in front of the "evil gambler" Xuanyuan Sanguang.

Out of the corner of the young man's eyes, he was still staring at the other side, Yu Wanwan was quietly counting the money, and even wanted to bite his teeth.

Xiao Yu'er lowered his voice and smiled lightly: "That little girl is a bit strange, but she seems to be good-hearted. If you have something to do, you can paint orchids on the outer wall of the big inn nearby, and someone will come to ask..."

The eyeliner of Yihua Palace spread all over the world.

"Well, that thing can't be drawn by ordinary people, it's just a flower." The girl heard his voice, and she almost cried out in surprise. .”

With tears in her eyes, Hai Hongzhu stared hard at the other party.

The boy under the bamboo hat has a scar on his face.

The scar almost extends from the corner of the eye to the corner of the mouth, but strangely, it does not damage his handsome face at all, but adds a bit of charm when he hooks his lips:

"—Let's go, see you by fate."

The girl lowered her head, bit her lip but did not hold back.

She knew that she couldn't call him, but in fact, she had nothing to say. At the beginning, her father advised her not to worry about it, after all, she was not a fellow traveler... Just be safe.

The most intelligent man in the world waved his hand without taking a cloud.