Bowl and bowl tired Qing [Comprehensive martial arts]

Yu Wanwan is a monster who became a spirit before the founding of the country.

During the Qianlong period, many antiques were in a fancy style, and they were often criticized by later generations for being "pile up" and "exaggerated". However, she was born at that time, and the burners extended the "earth aesthetics" to the extreme.

——She is a red and yellow bowl, very rich.

Because the porcelain is fine and intact, it is mixed with the cultural relics of the county museum, usually covered by glass, with a small card on the front. Yu Wanwan of "Jiulouyu" only learned after self-study that the lead characters are "Famille Eight Treasures Bowl with Gold Painted on Red Ground (Mid Qing Dynasty)".

She worked very leisurely in the museum, after all, she was not very expensive, and she learned the rotation of the earth for a whole year, but no one noticed.There is no companion to chat, and spiritual knowledge follows the commentator to follow the drama and play games, which is a rare pastime.

Humans seem to call this behavior "fishing".

Now she traveled through in a daze, looked at herself for a while, and then tapped the thing on her neck... Wow, she has hands, feet and clothes, her head is hard, and she looks like a human being.

So he took a personal name for himself, surname "Yu" and first name "Wanwan".

According to the star chasing young lady, ABB’s name is easy to become popular, and I don’t want to be a little monster on the bench, so I decided to believe this statement.

She hadn't spoken since she opened her spirits, and she was so full of enthusiasm that she couldn't hold back. At this moment, she wished that the whole world would know: what a beautiful accident it is to have such a bowl like her in the world!

Maybe God couldn't bear to let her down. After all, fate threw her into the magic-reformed martial arts world like a piggy, and there was no room for bargaining. It was her small wish that should be fulfilled.

A lone and arrogant knight in white came along the path.

He is tall and straight, holding an ancient sword as black as ink in his hand.

Startled, Yu Wanwan excitedly jumped towards him.

——Haven’t learned how to use two legs like a human being. If you can’t walk but you want to run first, don’t you want to fall with a bruised nose, swollen wrists and ankles?

Ximen Chuuxue had already stopped.

His cold brows were furrowed, silently looking at the person in front of him.

She is not tall, and her steps are heavy, she is clearly a young girl who has no internal strength in her youth.However, he fell several times, not only did not knock half of his teeth, but the dress was still bright and beautiful, except that his face seemed to have been punched a few times, leaving some mottled marks.

But she didn't seem to feel the pain at all, and she always got up quickly and unyieldingly.On the way, I accidentally gnawed half of the mud in my mouth, chewed it, and then spit it out with a "pooh".

—She was wrong, very wrong.

Ximen Chuuxue clenched the sword in his hand.

He just successfully hunted down a martial arts scum.

The opponent's martial arts are mediocre, but his hiding ability is good. He even regretted getting out of the scabbard and stained the sword edge with blood, but he could only withdraw it hastily... It really can't be called a sound duel.

The girl finally stood in front of the swordsman.

She was a little nervous, stumbling and said: "Hello, my name is Yu Wanwan, Yu is surplus every year, and the bowl is... this bowl."

She transformed her main body for him to look at, and then put it on her head like a baby. There is no safer place in the world than there.Finally, he rubbed his hands together and stretched out his soft white paws.

It is etiquette for people to shake hands when they meet for the first time.

"..." Ximen Chuuxue refrained from asking about the mystery of the trick, and naturally had no intention of shaking hands with the other party, so he said coldly, "What do you want from me?"

"I... want to..." Yu Wanwan felt that this person was very difficult to get close to, so he retreated a little: "I want to be friends with him."

Lifting the fingertips up slightly, Qing Lingling's eyes also fixed on the ancient Wushen sword.

Ximen Chuuxue frowned again.

"You... also use a sword?" He interpreted this to mean that she wanted to fight a duel, but he didn't want to wrong his weapon to fight with the little girl: "I didn't kill women, but women shouldn't practice swords. It's not a woman."

This kind of straight man's cancer speech is spread in the world, even if he is a sword god, he will be cast aside by all the female swordsmen who practice swords.But Yu Wanwan didn't show the slightest bit of annoyance, her focus was all on the end.

"You... how do you know that I'm not a woman?" She widened her eyes and hissed, "Could it be you who sent me to this place! Where is this? Can I go back? I can..."

Ximen Chuuxue interrupted her: "I don't know you." Be as indifferent as you want, don't get close to strangers.

He was sure that the other party might have broken his head, and he was going crazy, so he said slowly, "Three miles ahead, you will be the official road." Then he passed by, and walked straight east, not wanting to continue entanglement.

Yu Wanwan froze for a moment, realizing that he was showing the way.

Although the little monster didn't understand the world, she vaguely felt that this man's tone was a bit arrogant, and she was not very happy.

So he stumbled and ran over to stop him: "I told you my name, why don't you say your own name?"

He looked at her coldly: "Ximen Chuuxue."

After speaking, he lifted his feet and walked away, as if avoiding a madman's pursuit.

Yu Wanwan knew that human beings have the surname "Ximen".

But it's the first time I know that a serious name can have four characters, which makes it more domineering, and the TV is honest.

"Ximen...Qing...Pineapple...Fubuki...Cow!"

She muttered and rubbed her hands together, happy again.

……

Ximen Chuuxue was skimming across the village wilderness with light work.

He still felt something was wrong, especially when he recalled that the girl's gaze was looking straight at his big sword, and there was a kind of displeasure about being coveted, but it was unspeakable.

When he was slightly distracted, there was a red and yellow light flashing past him - so fast, is it a bird or a shooting star?

The sword god who couldn't see clearly was a little suspicious, and wanted to catch up to have a look, but the thing had disappeared.

Yu Wanwan landed on the ground like a cannonball.

With a "boom", the soil was smashed into a big hole.

——Earth Destroyer 2.0, Successor of Gaia√

She lay down in the pit for a while before getting up, and spat out another mouthful of mud.After climbing out of the pit with difficulty, he chose a direction with his hands and feet and continued to move forward. The sound of gongs and drums there covered up the movement here a little.

So when the troublemaker came to investigate following the sound, Yu Wanwan had already limped and jumped away.And successfully squeezed under the big red paper lanterns, watching the fun with the crowd.

She was short in stature, and the onlookers were all staring at the troupe, so no one paid attention to the bowl on her head. Only a child saw it, and wanted to come over and touch it, but the little monster hurried away.

In the middle of the venue, there are young and old, there are knives and sticks fighting, and there are somersaults and rope jumping.The most striking thing was a girl in red with two braids. She wobbled on the rope and attracted enthusiastic applause and cheers.

Yu Wanwan looked at each other with some envy.

She couldn't tell the beauty and ugliness of humans, but the girl in red was obviously very popular. When she jumped down from the rope lightly, many copper plates clanged to the ground, which was a reward.

Only the most precious antiques are worthy of staying in the paid boutique area of ​​the museum, even though none of them have spiritual awareness.She was placed in the free area, and some tourists even poked the glass cover and complained about her color matching and eating lotus root.

——White prostitution still beeps, so angry!

But after staying for many years, she didn't get even a word of praise, even if she praised her that this bowl is big and round?nor.She obviously takes good care of herself, so it's delicious to use her for cooking.

Recalling back then, the lost Yu Wanwan stood in place.

Standing until an iron tray was handed under the eyelids: "Girl, if you are satisfied with what you see, please give me a reward..." Inside were some small copper plates and two small pieces of silver.

The burly boy said naively to her.

He is also a member of this troupe. He has just turned over dozens of somersaults and is sweating all over. Now he is walking around collecting money with a thick cloth scarf around his neck.

——A good reward?

Yu Wanwan was a little confused.

After a pause, the little monster returned a big smile: "Okay, okay, very good!" She imitated the way the others clapped and applauded just now, her two paws slapped loudly.

The boy's smile froze, and then he raised his head to look carefully, his eyes were a little subtle.

——The little girl in front of her has a red, purple, black and blue face, and a big porcelain bowl on her head that only matches the color of her clothes. It's really weird.

But he didn't say anything in the end, and went to the next onlooker who hadn't left, and said with a smile: "Young master, give me some rewards, our Haijiaban has worked very hard!" This time to ask for rewards, he said Not so tactful.

Seeing the man next to her take out two copper coins and throw them into the tray, she belatedly realized that they were supposed to be collecting ticket money just now, and that the performance was to be watched before paying!

——And she watched the whole process, but evaded the fare.

Realizing his immorality, Wanwan felt a little ashamed.

However, he was penniless, so he could only reluctantly put the porcelain bowl on his head into the iron tray, and whispered: "I don't have any money, so I will give this to you first, and I will come back to redeem it when I get rich."

"No...why do we want your bowl?" The boy couldn't laugh or cry, and handed the bowl back, but the little monster insisted, and even wanted to take a few copper coins away.

——How could her bowl be worth ten copper coins?

Deduct two, there are eight, take at least four.

Yu Wanwan wrung his fingers to discuss with the young man, and the movement attracted the head of the class. He was a bearded old man in blue cloth clothes.

After learning the details, with a hearty smile on his weather-beaten face, he waved his hands and said, "It's okay, if you have money, you can buy a money market, if you don't have money, you can buy a personal game, so don't worry about it..."

Yu Wanwan looked down at her toes.

After a pause, she said quietly, "Is my bowl really worthless?"

The old class leader looked at it for a while, and asked kindly: "Did the girl get separated from her family, so she is short of money?" Seeing that she was well dressed like a child from a poor family, she didn't even have any accessories, and her hair was messy.

——Perhaps because of the birthmark on his face, he was eventually abandoned by a wealthy family?

"Everyone I know...is gone." The little monster wrinkled the tip of his nose, pursed his lips and said, "I'll go find a pawn shop and come back. Do you know where my bowl will be collected?" Then he placed the bowl on the table again. On the head, steady and steady.

The old class leader stared at her eyes, and couldn't help but feel a little pity.

He lived to be in his sixties, and his vision was old and sharp.

I can see that this is a poor child, who seems to understand the world and the world, although there are still some weird things, but those crescent eyes are clear and not fake.

"Little girl, who did you learn the ability to hold bowls from? How many bowls can you hold at most? If you stand on a rope to hold bowls, can you still be so stable?"

Wanwan felt as if she had been praised.

"I am self-taught." She blinked her eyes, puffed up her chest slightly, and her voice was so proud: "Even if there are another thousand and eight hundred, it doesn't matter where you stand!"

The crowd had long since disappeared, leaving behind only the members of the theater troupe. They all burst into laughter when they heard the words, and were not ashamed of the little girl's brazen words.

Even the girl in red tied up her purse and came over, giggling: "Wouldn't that be going to the sky? We don't have so many bowls for you!"

She couldn't help laughing, and pointed to the rope and said: "As long as you can stand firm like me just now, even if you don't move around, as long as the bowl on your head doesn't fall off, you can eat with this skill!"

The old class leader smiled and said: "That's right, little girl, if you can do it and you don't think it's too hard for our team to go all over the world, then stay here, at least you have a place to live, and you don't have to worry about food and clothing."

"Okay-la!" shouted a broken voice.

Yu Wanwan got excited and took off on the spot.