Bowl and bowl tired Qing [Comprehensive martial arts]

On a sunny afternoon, a big yellow duck hovered over the town.

In the streets and alleys, rumors spread from ten to hundreds, and countless people ran out of the house to watch, from panic to whispering, to chattering and arguing...

Although he couldn't hear what the humans were saying, Yu Wanwan, the duck head, was proud of being the center of attention, so he became even more excited.

The big yellow duck flapped its huge wings, and made a little girl's sweet but too loud voice:

"Walk to the end of the west side of Elm Tree Lane to open a new bar, bar, bar, wine and wine, [-]% off the opening discount! Hula!" The stereo broadcasted in a loop, without stopping for a moment.

In fact, she didn't fly very high, only two feet higher than the eaves of a small two-story building. She thought she had been controlled by normal human beings, so she circled the city at low altitude, squawking and screaming.

"—I knew there would be today."

Chu Liuxiang leaned against the door frame, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, her eyes were bright and sad: "I just didn't expect this day to come so soon. It seems that we won't be here for long..."

Guo Dalu just heard the movement and leaned over curiously to have a look.

At first, I was so shocked that I couldn't say anything else, but watching the strange bird gradually fly away, dropping countless feathers of chickens, ducks and gooses, I felt that it was not so strange after a long time.

"As expected of her." He said in awe.

He is not stupid, and he has seen something wrong with getting along these few days.

After a pause, he realized what his companion had said, and the young man said anxiously, "Brother Liu, are you leaving?" You are leaving now, will you take yourself with you?

Looking at the reluctant young man in front of him, Chu Liuxiang had a gentle expression: "Dalu, you should know now that Wanwan is really not very human, and she can't teach you martial arts."

"I... I can see it." Guo Dalu's face was pale, showing the youthfulness of a young man, and he was also a little blunt and reckless: "But I, I definitely have no intention of learning magic skills secretly!"

He said that the donkey's head was wrong, and he almost raised the three fingers of his right hand to swear to the sky, and murmured: "The past few days have been very interesting, I know you, Brother Liu, that Mr. Li, and even the little pig... "

Realizing that he was calling Long Xiaoyun "little piggy" together with the little monster, he temporarily changed his words: "You are all from the Jianghu, so you are not very different from ordinary people, I have no intention of wandering around to seek famous teachers. "

Guo Dalu actually still has a lot to say.For example, "in the big rivers and lakes, small fish and shrimps can live happily"; "big men will also lack money to be waiters, so it's better to make a lot of money and then venture into the rivers and lakes"... He also wanted to say that the past few days have passed. Have a great time, and it's nice to have friends around.

Chu Liuxiang stared at the young man with deep eyes.

He stood with his hands behind his back, without interrupting the other party's fragmented inner journey, and finally said with a smile: "She can't teach you, but I can."

There was no conceit in his voice, only a hint of arrogance in his expression.

Pirate Commander Tayue Liuxiang has been famous for a long time, so he naturally has this capital.

The surprise in Guo Dalu's eyes could not be concealed at all.

If Chu Liuxiang hadn't been prepared to support him and stop him from kneeling, he would have kowtowed three hundred times and called "Master" sincerely.

The newly-baked master obviously doesn't like this set of false rituals.

Gu Guo Dalu wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, pointed to the big yellow duck flying leisurely in the air, and said straight to the point: "Master, I want to learn this!"

The corners of Chu Liuxiang's slightly raised lips twitched fiercely.

The duck head Yu Wanwan circled nine times before coming down.

When the little monster landed on the ground, the dogs had long since disappeared. Long Xiaoyun, who was sitting on the ground, seemed to have been ravished by the sex. When he saw her, he cried and howled again: "Mother, ghost! ah!"

Immediately, he crawled away on hands and feet and ran desperately.

After running a few steps, he fell down and continued to escape persistently.

Yu Wanwan didn't bother to chase after him, he seemed to be fine except for his mental problems, the most important fried melon seeds were not on his body, and in Lu Xiaofeng's hands, he didn't know what happened just now.

The big yellow duck fluttered its grilled wings and walked towards the man in the red cape, intending to get back his snacks.It's hard for her to promote and shout slogans today, she needs to reward herself.

After a long while, Lu Xiaofeng closed his slightly opened mouth, walked over with one hand and one foot, and handed the fried melon seeds to the big yellow duck that was already bald and only had a dyed jute sack as its coat.

"Thank you for taking care of it." After the duck head hugged the oil paper bag in his arms, he realized that the jumpsuit was not convenient for reaching out his claws.Wu Liang's eyeballs rolled around, and he looked straight at the other party: "You come and get eight."

Lu Xiaofeng was a little dazed: "... melon seeds?"

"Well, what's your salary?" Well, the duck said to the chicken.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled dryly: "No need, just eat slowly."

If you don't want it, you don't want it, the stingy little monster is eager to save it, but she didn't move, she just smacked her lips: "Have you ever seen a duck eating melon seeds?" There was a tone of why are you so whimsical.

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head first, then nodded again.

After a pause, he added: "But ducks can't fly either."

"Quack? Ducks can't fly?!" Yu Wanwan froze for a moment, then asked him in a daze: "Mice can fly planes, wolves can build rockets, why can't ducks fly?"

However, Lu Xiaoji was even more confused than Lying Duck.

The four eyebrows are shaking violently, which is the expression of his meditation.

He opened his mouth to speak but stopped, finally a mask of pain appeared on his face, and said in a difficult voice: "But ducks really can't fly, they flap a few times at most."

"—So, you are really a special duckling."

Lu Xiaoji spoke slowly, sincerely, word for word.

Yu Wanwan lowered her head, looked at her bald and hairless rhubarb duck outfit, and fell into deep contemplation: The cosplay that was carefully prepared to follow the trend is just like this... has it fallen off? !

Her dog looked around sullenly, and there was no Taoist priest with peach wood or copper coin swords jumping out to shout and kill, so she felt relieved, glanced at Lu Xiaofeng again, quickly took off her big yellow duck suit, and then The dog Chongsong attempted to destroy the corpse.

This was the first time Lu Xiaofeng saw the true face of the little monster.

Naturally, it can't be said to be extremely stunning, after all, he has known too many beautiful girls, and the tomato scrambled eggs on Duck's head are so bright and enthusiastic, that he can't notice his face at first glance.

After taking a closer look, I realized that its appearance was different from what the insider described.Strange, where are those blue, black, red and purple birthmarks?Why is there a red slap mark?There is no mistake in this.

Lu Xiaofeng frowned and said, "Who hit you?"

While jumping to the tavern, the little monster painstakingly rolled the big yellow duck suit into a ball, but because there were a lot of old cotton wool in it, it was really heavy, and said with a bitter face: "The piggy beat it."

Lu Xiaofeng continued to ask patiently: "What Zhu?"

He suddenly had an astonishing guess. He thought that although she was weird and capable, she seemed immature and was being used by bad guys, so she looked very embarrassed.

"Long Xiaoyunga, that guy who was chased by the dog just now." Yu Wanwan tilted his head and looked at the other person, a little vigilant: "Why are you asking this?"

Could it be that he saw the fat piggy and wanted to steal it and sell it for money?

She once heard the guide yelling and scolding that her pets had been stolen. Could it be that these people who killed thousands of dollars didn't even spare pigs?

Although Long Xiaoyun can eat and waste, he is not as good as a pet, but after all, he has to pay money, and his personal safety must be guaranteed. In the future, his mother will bring a lot of money to redeem him.

All four of Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows were frowned, and his voice was a little heavy: "I never thought that the young man who looked so handsome just now would hit a girl so hard. No wonder he was kicked out by a dog and even urinated."

——People hate dogs, that's all.

The group of dogs headed by the big yellow dog approached step by step, but did not bite anyone. He was paying attention to the flying big yellow duck, and from the corner of his eye, he could only see it twitching its legs... Hiss, at that time there was only time to rescue the melon seeds.

Yu Wanwan finally found a suitable place to bury the body, stuffed the balled coat into a remote dog hole, went in and ran out with a "swoosh", leaving only his snacks in his hand.

She was relieved, seeing Lu Xiaofeng following her all the time, thinking about how to send him away.So I didn't hear what the other party said clearly. Anyway, he was scolding Long Xiaoyun, so he just nodded without soul.

After a while, she touched her head, took off the bowl on top of her head and shook it: "You just said that you want to borrow my bowl, Kangkang?"

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes moved along with the bowl, as if it was some kind of rare treasure.Not to mention anything else, in case Hua Manlou's bowl is broken, it's good to have a substitute!

On the face, he said sternly: "A gentleman does not take what others like. If a girl doesn't want to, I will never force it, just watch it from a distance."

"Okay." The little monster showed her baby bowl in all directions, and quickly put it back on the top. She just wanted to finally fulfill the other party's little wish.

After a pause, Yu Wanwan pointed to his fingers and said, "How about I teach you to draw a picture?" Qing Lingling's eyes rolled around, as if he was thinking of some bad idea, and he pretended that others couldn't see it.

It was very sudden and inexplicable, Lu Xiaofeng pondered that maybe it was some weird rune method, and strange things would happen after he learned it.But who is he?Four eyebrows! What I want is this excitement, and it depends on who has better acting skills.

So he pretended not to know, and said in a deep voice, "Here? Miss please."

The little monster pursed his lips and held back his smile. He picked up a branch on the ground and gave it to the other party, asking him to poke and poke on the dirt. Every time she drew a line, he would wipe it off when he was done. part.

First there is a big circle, and then there are two small circles on the left and right above the big circle. There is no technical content. Lu Xiaofeng's drawing is even more round than hers, and the little monster praised it very badly.

Then there are the curved segments in the great circle, which are a bit strange, but recognizably symmetrical.Lu Xiaofeng drew in a daze, and finally the little girl pointed out for him with her finger, and some areas should be blackened, that is, turning the soft soil into a dark color.

In a slightly tense process, the painting was finally completed.

It was something that looked a bit like a face, but it definitely didn't look like a person.

Lu Xiaofeng remained silent, thinking that this might be a hint.

Could it be that the little girl in front of her is really a monster, and she looks like this?But she doesn't look like a bowl spirit, what kind of monster is she?If you can't guess, will you eat him?

Thinking of this, he slowly turned his neck and silently looked at the silent duckling's head.Yu Wanwan was looking up at the sky, as if waiting and looking forward to something...