Bowl and bowl tired Qing [Comprehensive martial arts]

When Long Xiaoyun was chased by the dog and ran around crying and howling, the little monster wearing a love feather coat sewn by Chu Liuxiang was jumping around the street with his paws in his mouth.

In the dramas I watched before, poor protagonists work part-time jobs during work-study programs. Among them, it is quite common to wear doll costumes to attract customers.Yu Wanwan thought that he was not stupid, so he quickly threw away the flyer and started to try a new method.

"Look, take a look, take a look." The little monster imitated the yelling in the troupe before, without a gong, he shouted at the top of his voice: "Walk to the west of Elm Tree Lane and go to the end. There is a new bar, bar, bar, long time no poop , [-]% off the opening reward!"

She flapped her arms and rattled away, her two sleeves waving like two big golden roasted wings dripping with oil, falling chicken, duck and goose feathers in the warm spring breeze, and making the eyebrows of the people behind her blush.

Lu Xiaofeng has followed for two blocks.

At first, he paid attention to concealment, but later he got closer and closer.

When the other party was probably tired of shouting and stopped jumping, and was dragging his heavy body towards the corner, Lu Xiaofeng finally couldn't help but sneaked closer.

He tentatively asked: "You...are you Wanwan girl?"

He has many friends and a lot of information, so finding a little girl with a red and yellow bowl on her head was much easier than expected.It's just that the appearance of the person in front of him is really unpredictable even with four eyebrows.

——What is this ugly and shedding hair?

Yu Wanwan's head was also covered under his clothes.

It is said to be clothes, but it is actually a big sack covered with all kinds of feathers. Even beggars on the roadside don't rarely wear them. They are ugly and funny, and they don't keep warm.

The whole is chubby, covered from head to toe, I don't know how much old cotton wool is filled inside; the two hands are big and long wings, which are the furniest parts of the whole body; the mouth is a flat orange-gray beak, inverted It doesn't affect her speech; as for the only exposed eyes, Chu Liuxiang estimated her figure and cut two small holes...

Being stared at so darkly, no wonder no one is willing to approach.

Lu Xiaofeng sneered, thinking her appearance was very funny.

"No." After the little girl in charge of publicity stopped, her loud voice like a gong and drum was as soft as a small feather.

The crescent eyes flickered, and said mysteriously:

"I'm a lying duckling." Full of pride.

Lu Xiaofeng didn't know why her voice was so cautious, as if she was afraid of disturbing something.After all, he had something to ask for, so he lowered his voice even more: "Your surname is Tang? Could it be a girl from the Tang family in Sichuan?"

The little monster shook his head solemnly: "It's not Tang, it's Lie."

Donald Duck belongs to Disney, copyright issues cannot pretend to be a duck.

"Tang? Soup?" Lu Xiaofeng became more and more confused.

But that doesn't matter, he briefly introduced his surname and first name, and wanted to get straight to the point, discussing important matters with her: "Little girl, please take the liberty to find me here, I'm here for..."

Unexpectedly, she suddenly snapped and threw her head back.

Lu Xiaofeng was very confused, and subconsciously wanted to reach out to pick it up, but she slapped her paw away and refused to touch it.After a pause, there was only a "bang", the sound of the girl's head hitting the ground heavily.

"..." He seemed to hear the bluestone slab crack.

The little monster lay sprawled on the ground, and said earnestly: "This is 'lying'." Her whole face was covered in a sack and she couldn't see her expression clearly, but Lu Xiaofeng was sure that she sensed the disgust in her tone.

"Cough, I understand." Lu Xiaofeng twitched four eyebrows, stretched out his hand to pull her up, and forced a smile: "Your name is very interesting and impressive."

After Yu Wanwan jumped up, she turned her head guiltily to look at the bluestone bricks on the ground.When he found that the crack seemed to be there, and no one was paying attention, he breathed a sigh of relief, puffed up his chest and said, "Lying duckling, duck, quack quack?"

The last "ga" rises slightly, obviously a question.

It's like asking - idiot, it's the word, get it? !

For the sake of general politeness, you should reply with "ga".

Lu Xiaofeng hesitated for a moment between being a man and being a duck, and chose to talk about him: "You are a duckling, and I am a chicken. Putting it together like this, our names are quite interesting."

Of course, this is deliberately shortening the distance.

Lu Xiaofeng is a very feminine guy, but he finds that he can't use that trick with the little girl in front of him, and he doesn't want the other party to feel that he has bad intentions, instead he is self-defeating.

Sure enough, the little monster looked suspiciously through the two black holes: "You just said that your name is 'Lu Xiaofeng'!" It's like phoenix flower and cockscomb flower, so how can it be the same?

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I have a friend, just call me 'Lu Xiaoji'."

Yu Wanwan leaned his head closer, looked at him carefully, and suddenly realized: "Is this friend you are talking about yourself?" Then he gave the other party a knowing look, but it was a pity that he was not received.

Lu Xiaofeng said no, really not, you misunderstood, he came here for a serious business.Yu Wanwan waved her hands and said, I didn't misunderstand, I really didn't misunderstand, she also has important responsibilities.

They looked at each other for a while.

His eyes were filled with anticipation, but he was too embarrassed to say so.

In the end it was Lu Xiaofeng who spoke first, his eyes wandered and he said: "That... girl, can you lend me a look at this bowl on your head?"

Hearing this, the little monster slumped its shoulders.

Ling lips pursed in the furry sack, she turned her head and muttered: "No loan." After saying that, she turned around and left, angrily dragging her feathers flying, making the people behind her sneeze loudly.

Lu Xiaofeng touched his nose angrily.

He didn't know the details of that day, but he only knew that she left a bowl when they met for the first time, and Hua Manlou was able to see things with that bowl from then on, which was obviously a very special and powerful ability.

"Bowl..." Lu Xiaofeng followed quickly.

Seeing that the other party didn't want to catch up, I felt a little relieved.

After a pause, he smiled again: "I took the liberty to look at the baby, and I can't blame the girl for being unhappy. But if you misunderstand that Hua Manlou didn't keep a secret, then you have wronged him. He didn't say a word, it was me Making indirect remarks, trying to find the girl's trace..."

These polite words are so polite that Lu Xiaoji is really disrespectful, but he has no choice but to deal with such a weird little duck head. At present, it seems that he can only try to communicate with her and become friends.

Yu Wanwan with duck head and shoulders slumped, I just think this person is very annoying.

——It’s fine if he doesn’t order food, but he still covets his own bowl, and follows behind chattering about something.Anyway, her ears are automatically filtered, and she just wants to find a more lively place to promote the tavern.

Long Xiaoyun was out of breath from running.

It's hard for him to take a breath, holding the fried melon seeds tightly in his arms, like his lifeblood.

In the past two hours, he ran two and a half laps around the city.

During the period, he used Qinggong to fly to the eaves and walls of some house, but the vicious dogs turned into spirits and squatted down one by one, even if they were chased away, they refused to go far.

Standing on the outer wall of someone's house, his legs were numb, and he managed to talk so well that he was not reprimanded sharply as a thief.In the end, he was exhausted, accidentally fell down and fell on a butt pier, and managed to escape the encirclement before being bitten by a dog.

So when I saw the familiar bowl from a distance, I felt as if I saw a relative: "Save...save..." Long Xiaoyun had no strength to shout, just grinned and ran hard, and raised the snack in his left hand above his head .

——This ugly girl is so powerful, he must be safe!

Long Xiaoyun almost wept with joy, and rushed towards that corner.

Yu Wanwan stood there silently, lost in thought.

She noticed sharply that the dogs headed by Da Huang followed the young man unhurriedly, and only Long Xiaoyun, a stupid pig, thought that he had exploded into a small universe.

——The difference between human beings is greater than the difference between human beings and dogs.

With a faint sigh, the little monster glanced at the man beside him.

Lu Xiaofeng who didn't know why slowly put out a question mark.

"Is that your friend?" After a pause, he pointed to Long Xiaoyun who was about to foam at the mouth when he ran like a dead dog, stepped forward half a step, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'll help stop that group……"

The word "dog" got stuck in Lu Xiaofeng's throat.

I saw Yu Wanwan with a solemn expression, slowly and quickly flapping two huge grilled chicken wings.In an instant, countless unglued feathers fell down and were picked up by the airflow, sticking directly to his body.

Lu Xiaofeng's cherished red cloak was covered with sticky yellow fluff.But he didn't care about it at all, he kept his eyes wide open while sneezing wildly, wishing he could rub them again to make sure he wasn't delusional or hallucinating...

——I dropped a duck head, and she flew up!