The 21st Century Doesn't Need a Celestial Master

7.

Fuyu Mountain, Si Ling's home.

Literally, Si Ling's family is on the top of Fuyu Mountain, which is one of the reasons why Si Ling believed that he really had the blood of a celestial master until he was an adult.

May I ask, which family can live on the top of Fuyu Mountain, a national 5A-level scenic spot?The director of the tourism bureau can't even live on the top of the mountain, so his family must be a family of heavenly masters, so he didn't run away.

So the scene of Si Ling standing in line at the entrance of Fuyu Mountain and waiting for the ticket check, in my sister's view, can be described as an exaggerated description of the prince buying tickets with ordinary people and queuing to visit his own palace.

"Is there still time to play around? Let me warn you, the astrology is not very good recently, there is a sign of troubled times, and the family is very busy. If you don't come back to do serious things, you will ask the gods to find you a job. The gods have no time to take care of you recently. You, hurry home, your father is worried recently." As the sister said, she was about to take out her mobile phone to call Si Ling's father, but Si Ling stopped him with a black tiger's heart.

"Sister, don't you know how to read pictures? Can't you see that I have no ambitions in this life, and my dream is to die in a rented house in my previous life." Si Ling said seriously.

My sister took a serious look at his face: "Extraordinary."

Si Ling hated this family of charlatans: "If you say so, I won't give you money, so let's say a few words less!"

8.

The six people stood together outside the "small gate" of Fuyu Mountain, which was in stark contrast to the crowds at the main gate. There were no tourists, no ticket gates, and no tour guides.

The boss looked at Si Ling with a serious expression: "Ling, tell the truth, what exactly does your family do?"

Si Ling talked nonsense: "My sister works in a scenic spot, and my father is... a staff member of the scenic spot."

The third brother held his mobile phone: "I just checked, and no one on the Internet knows that Fuyu Mountain has this entrance." "m" "'f" "x" "y"

The second elder brother's eyes were glued to his elder sister's body and he couldn't help but linger: "My elder sister just said that the stars are opposite, right? Your family lives on the top of Fuyu Mountain, right? Si Ling, tell us the truth, are you not a mortal at all, cultivating immortals or refining Gu? "

In 5 minutes, it was only 5 minutes since my sister called Si Ling's father to say that Si Ling brought his classmates to pay homage to Fuyu Mountain.

A middle-aged man was wearing a Taoist robe, as if he had traveled through time on TV, with black and white hair reaching his waist, just like what a "Taoist priest" should look like in everyone's impression.He stretched out his hand and pushed open a small door in front of him and walked out. When the door opened, the scene in front of him suddenly opened up.

The official data shows that the altitude of Fuyu Mountain is 1476.2 meters.March is in the spring, green trees and pink flowers are all over the mountains and plains, but there is only one sky-reaching cableway between the blue sky and high mountains, and this entrance does not even have stone steps.

The second brother's pupils tightened: "Damn it! Old fairy? Where did he come from?"

Siling: "...This is my dad, who came down from the top of the mountain."

The boss's voice trembled: "Teleportation?"

The third child speculated calmly: "Flying with the sword?"

Si Ling's father chuckled, and with a benevolent look, he pointed to the sky-reaching cableway: "I got down by the cable car."

9.

The peak of Fuyu Mountain is Yuhuangding, which is named after the Jade Emperor Temple. The one enshrined is naturally the Jade Emperor, the Lord God in charge of the Three Realms.And Si Ling's home is just under the Jade Emperor's Peak, separated from the scenic area by a forest, strictly speaking, it is not within the scope of "Fuyu Mountain Scenic Area".

Si Ling's father decided to invite everyone to sit at home on the grounds that Si Ling had never brought his classmates home.

"Hey, when he was in junior high school, he used to pester me about this and that, but he stopped kissing his father when he grew up, and it was almost impossible to ask him to come home. I don't even know him now. Classmates and friends, this is the first time Si Ling has brought a classmate home since he entered high school."

nonsense!How can someone who lives in such a place be willing to bring their classmates back to play!If you bring too many, it won’t be the case that no one on the Internet knows that there is a small gate here. This small gate will be crowded in minutes, and it will be on the headlines in a blink of an eye—"There are people living in Fuyu Mountain, 5A A level scenic spot opens a separate door for it, who built the private cable car?"

The second brother sighed in a low voice while walking: "It's so cool."

Si Ling kept explaining: "I told you not to come, you must not be deceived, my dad is a charlatan."

The boss looked at him: "Tricked into settling down on Fuyu Mountain? Live under the Jade Emperor Temple?"

Si Ling: "At most, they are liars with some tricks."

10.

The cable car can only be built up to a mountain road, and it takes a while to go to Si Ling's house, passing a temple-like building on the way.

There are many temples on Fuyu Mountain, and everyone's first reaction was not surprising, but they thought that this place is not connected to the road of Fuyu Mountain Scenic Area. Doesn't this temple have never been visited by anyone?

The third child is usually very interested in some traditional culture, so he asked: "Uncle, this temple is built here, will anyone come to pay homage?"

Si Ling's father flicked his long sleeves, and there was undisguised pride in his tone: "This is the ancestral hall of the Si Ling family."

Ancestral hall, although the word can be heard in modern times, it is still more common in literature, film and television works, and they have never seen a family that still has an ancestral hall.Several people stared wide-eyed and couldn't help but look inside, and saw a "god statue" enshrined in it.Even people without this knowledge know that ancestral halls are used to enshrine ancestors. If one god is enshrined at the same time, isn't there a conflict?

The third child was suspicious, but he didn't ask because it was someone else's family matter.

It was Si Ling's father who noticed his eyes and explained with a smile: "That is the most outstanding celestial master of Si Ling's ancestors. He once sealed the ghost king Qi Lie who caused chaos by himself. Fuyu Mountain is named after him."

"Although I don't know his name, I have heard some legends about the ghost king Qi Lie. It is said that Qi Lie has a cruel temper. Because of his miserable life in the Three Realms, it is not too much to say that he meets gods and gods, meets ghosts and ghosts... But the legend is It was the combination of various forces that suppressed Qi Lie under Fuyu Mountain." The third brother started talking with Siling's father.

"Legends always make some characters into faces. The worse the villain is, the better. Personal credit is best given to the organization due to various considerations, you understand." Si Ling's father said.

At this time, the boss finally realized that something was wrong, but he was afraid that his question would offend someone, so he asked Si Ling in a low voice: "Hey, isn't your surname Si? Why did Si Ling become a surname?"

Siling also replied in a low voice: "I told you that my dad is a charlatan!!!"

11.

Fortunately, Si Ling's house is not the style of a courtyard in ancient costume TV dramas, it is more like a miniature courtyard, and the decoration and facilities in the room are also very modern.In order to let Si Ling go home more often, Si Ling's father also spent huge sums of money to build a room for Si Ling that is only used for playing games.

A few boys couldn't move their feet when they saw this room, with high-end computers, ps5, and Nintendo, they didn't even want to go out to drink tea, and they forgot that they came to Fuyu Mountain to pay homage and seek work.

The game was played in the dark. During the period, someone knocked on the door and called everyone to eat. Because they were wearing headphones and didn't hear it, they sneaked into the kitchen after eight o'clock to find the dinner left for them.

A live game was randomly placed in the room, and the boss picked up a braised chicken wing and asked Si Ling, "Why haven't you seen your father and your sister?"

Si Ling was a little embarrassed: "In the evening, the business is busy. My sister usually shows people Feng Shui or handles some haunted houses. My father's business is more extensive."

The third brother believed this, and nodded after listening to it: "It's cloudy at night, so it's easier to see and solve problems."

Boss: "Growing up in this kind of environment, you can still firmly believe that everyone in your family is a charlatan. In this way, Si Ling is really the spokesperson of materialism."

Si Ling: "...It's not that I didn't believe in it when I was young. In fact, I always believed that when I grew up, I could inherit my father's mantle and become a celestial teacher. The classmate said that you also have a transforming device, which is Ultraman, and your classmates may still believe that you admire you, but when you go to college, will you still tell your classmates that you are Ultraman?"

The three of them imagined the scene and almost burst out laughing.

Third brother: "But your father and sister are obviously not ordinary charlatans, are they?"

Siling: "I just think..."

12.

When passing by the ancestral hall of the Si Ling family during the day, the third brother mentioned the legend about the ghost king Qi Lie.

The rumor that Si Ling actually heard the callus, especially in those years when he was convinced that he had the blood of a celestial master, besides Zhong Kui who was his biggest idol, there was also an old ancestor enshrined in the ancestral hall—Si Ling. Ling Fuyu.

About how the Si Ling family became an existence looked up to in that era when there were so many celestial master families; About how cruel the ghost king Qi Lie is, how dark years the Three Realms have passed, and when Qi Lie was the craziest, he would not spare even his own kind.

These Silings are more proficient in memorization than in texts.

When he was a child, he often thought that he wanted to become the celestial master of his ancestor Fu Yuzun. Regardless of whether it was one Qi Lie or two Qi Lies, he could easily take him down. Enshrined in the ancestral hall by his descendants.

But dreams are always dreams, and he is no longer a teenager whose fighting spirit can be ignited by dreams.

It’s like every child wants to be the Monkey King. He ran to the zoo with a golden cudgel to see the Monkey King, and all he saw were monkeys scratching their ears and cheeks in the glass window, clasping their hands together to ask tourists for food. .Parents said impatiently, "This is the great sage, don't you want to see it every day?" After returning home, they threw away the golden cudgel and never wanted to pick it up again.

"Tianshi" is Si Ling's "Golden Cudgel".