Pride and Prejudice: The Embarrassing Life of Miss Jane Bennett

Well, the most important thing for Jian Lan now is to send the letter.It seems that the postage stamps have not been issued at this time, but the British penny post has been developed since the [-]th century, and the postal industry has developed so well, otherwise the two long-distance letters are enough for Jian Lan. up.

Speaking of stamps, it seems that the world's first edition of stamps, the Penny Black, was issued in [-], so we must get some and pass them down as family heirlooms.

"It's already registered, miss." The clerk in the office said with a smile.

"Thank you." Jian Lan smiled kindly, and then planned to find Miss Mary...and Cousin Collins.

In fact, Jian Lan has always wanted to ask the God who watched them laughing in heaven, is it because you can't stand him that you brought him down to harm us...

Jian Lan walked down the stairs in front of the post office, and when she looked up to find the direction of the bookstore, she unexpectedly saw Mr. Darcy's black horse standing not far from her.

Are you pretending not to see it or pretending not to see it?

This is definitely much easier than Hamlet's thinking, so Jian Lan turned her head and was about to leave. She didn't even have the patience to salute, but she heard Mr. Darcy's voice.

"Good afternoon, Miss Bennett."

Well, the whole family is probably the only one who can be called Miss Bennett in public ②... Jian Lan lowered her eyelids, bowed her knees and saluted Mr. Darcy who had dismounted, and didn't bother to pull out the fake Smile, intend to make a quick decision.Although Mary Chick volunteered to hold Cousin Collins back with sisterly love, but Jian Lan was also reluctant to let the little girl face the best alone for too long.After all, the chick Mary in the original book is considered half-excellent, and Jian Lan can't let Mary, who was finally broken by her, be infected by Mr. Collins again.

Jian Lan recalled the two letters from Mr. Collins in the original book. The lengthy and boring letters were definitely similar to the several opinions expressed by Mary in the original book.

"It seems that Miss Bennet's mood is not as good as it was in the morning." Mr. Darcy said such a long sentence at once uncharacteristically, and there is a tendency to continue: "It's because I don't need to listen to you now. That Mr. Collins's compliments are endless, so doesn't Miss Bennet need her friendly smile now as she did in the morning?"

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Jian Lan's eyes widened again.main character:

She clearly remembered that in the original version, Mr. Darcy's evaluation of Miss Jane Bennett after the ball in the first round was: "She laughs too much." , Are you dissatisfied again?

Besides...

Mr. Darcy, what's wrong with you?Although the two of us have almost torn our skins from the moment we realized all the 'friendships' now, but you don't have to say that to embarrass everyone...

Although you have hatred for me for stealing the book, and I have hatred for you, cough, but they all come and go, right? Why are you so full of resentment?

If you want to vent your anger when you see Wycombe, can you find someone else? Hey, I’m sad enough to see Cousin Collins’ persimmon face every day, don’t you know? !

However, Jian Lan quickly adjusted her expression, put on that perfect expression again, and smiled at Mr. Darcy.

"Mr. Darcy, what do you mean? Why are you listening to my dear cousin Collins for my compliments?" Jian Lan tried her best to make her blue eyes look watery, just like every time Mr. Bingley was acting cute Looking at Darcy, she said: "Given your silence every time you take a walk, I think a more talkative companion would be more suitable for you." After a pause, Jian Lan asked back: "Isn't it?" With such sincerity, no one can fault this lady.

Darcy was a little speechless by Jian Lan. In fact, these days, he was really silent to the point of being rude, and he knew it himself.Jian Lan's accusation was not wrong, but Darcy just felt uncomfortable for some reason.

As a result, Mr. Darcy, whose IQ has dropped, actually said: "Mr. Collins said he is pursuing you."

Nima!Jian Lan couldn't help cursing.Now I know why you are so annoying, I know why no one in Meryton believes you are a good person except Miss Bingley who is also annoying and Mr Bingley who seems to have an affair with you!

Are you the one who just picks on other people's pain points? !

Jian Lan spit out three mouthfuls of blood silently.Then fight back.

"Why, Mr. Darcy thinks I'm not worthy of being pursued?" Jian Lan looked at this pleasing face, feeling very upset.

And the result of the conversation between the two people who looked at each other unhappy can only be tragic, although the reasons for the unhappiness seem to be different

Mr. Darcy, if you have nothing to do, don't appear in front of me and Elizabeth, okay... I have already decided to kick you out of the plot.

"I don't mean that, Miss, who is willing to misinterpret other people's good intentions." Mr. Darcy frowned slightly, and seemed a little displeased, and said.

"Good intentions?" Jian Lan asked amusedly, "Or maybe Mr. Darcy thinks that such a person is not worthy of pursuing me?"

I thought that Darcy would look at him with his skilled arrogant and contemptuous expression, but who would have thought that Mr. Darcy, who always looked directly into other people's eyes when speaking, turned his head slightly invisibly.If Jian Lan hadn't been glaring at Darcy angrily, she might not have found out at all.

Now, Jian Lan felt it was even more funny.You can simply say ridiculous!What kind of expression do you have? Jian Lan, who has been driven crazy by Mrs. Bennett and Collins for the past two days, has the urge to explode.

Nima, everyone knows that Collins is not good enough for Jane Bennett, and of course he is not good enough for Elizabeth in the original book.Isn't it just rich?Isn't it to inherit the legacy of Mr. Bennett?How the hell can you look at the Bennett family's daughter arrogantly like looking at the goods?

Jian Lan felt sick when she thought of those squinting eyes sweeping over the sisters.

Aren't you rich too?Can you like whoever you want without any scruples?How could Elizabeth be so benevolent when he proposed?

Jian Lan, who calmed down later, despised herself silently in her heart.At that time, I actually showed the attribute of angry youth!Sure enough, these damn lady manners in the Victorian era can torture her grassroots in the 21st century to death.And... Jian Lan covered her face, she subconsciously picked on Mr. Darcy, who had nothing to do with her and had a good character, to get angry. Is it sure that he is not a gossip?

Jian Lan, who was in a state of extreme displeasure at that time, didn't care about her demeanor at all. She looked directly into Darcy's eyes and said straightforwardly: "Mr. Collins will inherit all my father's inheritance after his death. As a Miss Bennet, is it not the best choice to marry him? Perhaps my dear cousin Collins thinks it flatters me! As for you, Mr. Darcy, since you are coming to the country to enjoy yourself, look at us People’s jokes are coming, so please be a good audience, and it’s best not to get too immersed in the plot of the play, and be careful that you will end up getting stuck in the mud and unable to extricate yourself.”

Jian Lan spoke with resentment and malice.And the latter words are purely from the knowledge of the original work.

Jian Lan always felt that Mr. Darcy and Miss Bingley had the same views on these people at first, even more mean than Miss Bingley.

Initial comment on Jane was 'She laughs too much. ' And this evaluation is the best evaluation of Meryton.Compared to the sentence he said about Elizabeth: "She can see it, but I don't want to flatter a lady who is neglected." There is also the sentence: "If Elizabeth is beautiful, her mother is wise. Already.” Speaking of which, it’s really good.

Coming here to socialize here is just a boring pastime, just to see the mentality of life.It's just that she was attracted by Elizabeth later and couldn't extricate herself.

Jian Lan, who spoke happily, didn't know that she just happened to step on the wound that Mr. Darcy had barely covered up until it was bloody.

Deep in the mud?Inextricable?joke!

In an instant, Mr. Darcy's face turned pale, and even Jian Lan could vaguely notice his suddenly tensed muscles and jaw.

A kind of see-through anger occupied Darcy's brain, almost uncontrollable, and Darcy who wanted to get back something blurted out:

"In that case, a true lady should not do that to a gentleman who is courting her."

Nima!

Jian Lan really couldn't bear it this time.

Staring at Darcy, Jian Lan took a deep breath, and then suddenly smiled. It was still very bright, the kind that could dazzle any opposite sex, but it still couldn't hide the fact that Jian Lan was laughed out of anger.

"Mr. Darcy, since your high moral standards make you dislike everything I have done, please take a walk in another direction from now on. And you don't always know that I have never been a lady?!" Seeing Mr. Darcy's face alternately black and white, Jian Lan was secretly refreshed.

Meow, I don't pretend to be with you anymore, and I don't expect Elizabeth to be a couple with you. Who is afraid of whom? !At worst, you'll put me in the disgraceful Bennets too, as long as Elizabeth and Mr. Bingley are on good terms.When I take Mary out to travel the world, who knows who's who? !

"As for me and Mr. Collins. Whether I treat him kindly or harshly, it seems that it has nothing to do with you, noble Mr. Darcy. As for his pursuit, or the possible marriage proposal in the near future..." Thinking of "Pride In the scene of Corinth's marriage proposal in "And Prejudice", Jian Lan's face turned blue and she felt sick for a while. .

"...How I want to treat it is my own business. Also." Speaking of this, Jian Lan raised the hem of her skirt to salute Mr. Darcy, and said: "Don't you know that pretending to be reserved is to improve the status of a lady performance? Maybe I'm trying to improve my status now!".

Jian Lan said in a broken jar, and raised her chin in a provocative gesture.

After speaking, Jian Lan stood up, turned around fiercely, and strode towards the bookstore, ignoring the rich man behind her.

Damn rich man!

Jian Lan will soon be punished for today's words... When she repeatedly rejected her dear cousin Collins, that persimmon still thought that his lovely cousin Jane was pretending to be reserved...

Nima!