Pride and Prejudice: The Embarrassing Life of Miss Jane Bennett

In the early morning of the next day, Jian Lan combed her hair with the help of the maid (are you sure the maid is only helping and not taking over?) and was about to go out when she saw Elizabeth.

Hey, why does Eliza have such an expression of being constipated for several days in the morning? "—Wretched Lan asked in her heart.

Then Jian Lan saw Mr. Collins dressed neatly behind the door...

Jian Lan felt that she would probably be constipated today... Who wouldn't have the urge to be constipated seeing such a 'flowery' face?Jian Lan raised her head, raised it at a 45-degree angle, and looked at the sky melancholy

But... Looking at this loyal dog who can be called Mrs. Catherine, Jian Lan suddenly thought of something, and she stopped being depressed for a moment.

The so-called misfortune... Jian Lan has always been merciless!

On the other side, the gate of Netherfield Manor.

"Darcy, I really don't know what's the point of you going for a walk with me every day." Bingley looked at his good friend with disapproval.

Darcy said nothing.

"Actually, I don't care that Miss Bennett joins me and Elizabeth for a walk." Mr. Bingley said generously.

Apparently you joined Miss Bennet and Miss Elizabeth on their walk.Darcy silently glanced at Bentley who felt particularly good about himself, but still didn't speak.

"And Miss Bennett's talk is also very interesting." Mr. Bingley continued to work hard. He had already received the task yesterday and today he will not let his friends bully poor Miss Bennett with a black face.Mr. Bingley himself also felt that Darcy's face was as ugly as if he hadn't received the rent for a year every time, so why did he persist in going for a walk with him early?Is it just to let him chat with Miss Elizabeth alone?

Mr. Bingley was almost moved by their friendship.

I have to say, Mr. Bingley, you feel good about yourself again. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

In fact, Jian Lan also had such doubts.

You always make it clear that you don't know why you don't like me, why do you come here every day to make us sick of each other?

Could it be that you are from the M department? I am too embarrassed to show my dead fish eyes to your eight-cake face every day.

But Jian Lan today is not in the mood to be entangled with Mr. Darcy's twisted and weird psychology.Rather looking forward to their arrival.

So when Darcy and Bingley saw two girls and a man not far away, they couldn't help being taken aback.

Not only for this new man, but also for Jian Lan's star-like eyes shining the moment he saw Darcy.

It has to be said that someone's heart was twitched severely, which made □'s horse quicken his pace.

When the two men approached, they gradually understood today's situation

"My dear cousin Jane, please allow me to admire the beautiful scenery of Hertfordshire. Only such a beautiful country can raise beautiful and amiable people like you and cousin Elizabeth." Mr. Collins narrowed his eyes and began The one hundred and first compliment.

Cousin Collins, you said that with such a smile on your face, do you want me to kick you, kick you, or kick you?Jian Lan's smile was particularly forced, but the only one present who couldn't see this kind of reluctance seemed to be her cousin...

Cousin...Mr. Collins, you have wiped out all the good thoughts I have had about 'cousin' since I was a child...

Sister Lin has brother Bao, beauty Shiyin has uncle Xunhuan, why is my cousin a persimmon that is more wretched than tentacle monsters!

"In this case, please, dear cousin Collins, please enjoy the beautiful scenery here." Jian Lan said, and then walked towards Mr. Darcy.

Not surprisingly, Mr. Collins followed.

"Miss Bennet, Miss Elizabeth." Bingley saluted Mr. Darcy.

At this moment, Jian Lan's eyes were particularly shining, and the smile on his face was also very sincere. The rare and energetic smile made the two gentlemen froze for a while.

Leading her cousin to Mr. Darcy, Jian Lan introduced: "This is our cousin from Kent, Mr. Collins. This is our neighbor, Mr. Bingley who lives in Netherfield, and this place." Speaking of this, Jian Lan deliberately paused, successfully attracted Collins' attention, then raised the corners of her mouth, and said, "This is Mr. Darcy from Pemberley Manor in Derbyshire." Jian Lan was in Derby Shire, Pemberley Manor and Darcy were heavily accented, hoping her dear cousin Collins would remember something.

Sure enough, she was not disappointed.

Jian Lan bit her handkerchief to thank God.After being confused for a moment, her lovely cousin Collins suddenly flashed a more dazzling light than Jian Lan's just now!

He rushed in front of Mr. Darcy, bowed deeply, and said humbly: "Good morning, Mr. Darcy. I am honored to work in the area under your aunt, Mrs. Catherine, as a small Little Preaching Reverend. It's an honor to meet you!"

The persimmon face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile at the moment, Jian Lan nodded in satisfaction, then took Elizabeth's arm, smiled brightly at Mr. Bingley, and strode forward.Pretending to be inadvertent, he looked back at Mr. Darcy, but met the deep look he was looking at himself.

Because of that, Jian Lan turned her head... The look in her eyes should be more or less gloomy, chilly, as for what, you just put up with him for one morning, my mother, I've put up with him for three days!It's been three days!

However, Jian Lan imagined Mr. Darcy's face at this moment, and suddenly she was in a particularly good mood. Sure enough, making others sad is the ultimate cure for her own sadness!make a fist!

Come on, Cousin Collins!Rape Darcy's ear with your incomparable flattery!

Come on, Mr. Darcy!Explode that guy's chrysanthemum with your powerful aura!

Daddy!

When Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy said goodbye that day, Jian Lan said to Mr. Darcy with 120 points of sincerity: "Thank you so much today!"

As for why you are thankful, ahem, it’s good that everyone knows it well, there is no need to say it out to embarrass everyone.

Well, Darcy opened his mouth and didn't say anything for a long time, the typical Bentley behavior, let's just ignore it

As for why Jian Lan turned a blind eye to Mr. Darcy's disheveled face, ahem, anyway, in the whole novel, Mr. Darcy basically has no good face except when he pleases Elizabeth at Pemberley Manor and finally gets his wish.Look and look, Jian Lan is already used to it.

This heartless thing! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

But what Jian Lan didn't expect was that Mr. Darcy let Mr. Collins explain the purpose and goal of this trip clearly in just a few words.

"I have been allowed by Mrs. Bennett to pursue my cousin, Miss Jane Bennett. I think there will be a happy event in Longbourn soon." Mr. Collins said happily while staring at Jian Lan in front of him with his small eyes.

At that time, Jian Lan didn't know what she said, which made Elizabeth blush a little, and then Jian Lan smiled, and there was a bright smugness in that smile.

After hearing what Collins said, Mr. Darcy looked at the man in front of him carefully, and then looked at Jian Lan again, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Jane, Elizabeth, do you want to go to Meryton with us today?" Lydia extended an invitation to Jane and Elizabeth who had returned from their walk.

Jian Lan just wanted to send the novel she wrote to the newspaper office, so she readily agreed.

"It seems that I will also accompany Cousin Jane to see the scenery of Meryton." Cousin Collins hurried over and said.

"Puff haha——" Lydia couldn't hold back, and ran away with a smile on her hat.

You woman without sisterly love. (#‵′)convex

When they arrived at Meryton, Collins was praising the scenery of Meryton, but no one paid attention to her. The sisters were about to separate when they saw Daniel and another passer-by militiaman whose name Jian Lan had completely forgotten, and another particularly shiny militiaman standing not far away.

Lydia yelled excitedly...

Jian Lan looked at the luminous body walking towards the sisters and Collins, and then realized it belatedly.

Nima!It was Wycombe, the sparkling magnum, the Wycombe who first attracted Elizabeth's love, the Wycombe who made Lydia so bewitched!O Wycombe who eloped from Miss Darcy who was almost abducted!

Jian Lan howled to the sky in her heart.

How could I forget such a classic scene!As for this scene, what should I do?Jian Lan rubbed her chin, thinking.Forget it, anyway, the plot is already distorted into chromatin, and we don’t mind if it continues to distort into chromosomes in the division period... Thinking about it this way, when Daniel introduced the five ladies of the Bennett family, Jian Lan was just faint He smiled at Wickham, and then stopped paying too much attention to him.

To be honest, she is not interested in hearing the history of blood and tears of this poor gentleman. If he is talking about the history of love, Jian Lan would not mind getting close to him.

Therefore, Jian Lan ignored the flash of light in Wycombe's eyes when he saw the two older ladies of the Bennett family.

At this time, a sound of hoofbeats attracted the attention of several people here.

In fact, Jian Lan is too lazy to look up. According to the plot, Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley, who fell in love with Mr. Wycombe, probably came over...

When I read the original book, Jian Lan was still a pure loli, so I didn't think much about it, but after many years, when she became a glorious rotten girl, she would look back at the relationship between Darcy and Wycombe, It was simply a love story full of blood and tears.Of course, there is still controversy about the offensive and defensive attributes of Darcy and Wycombe, but it still does not prevent the rotten girls from screaming at this passionate encounter.main character:

At this time, Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley also came to the front of their group.Mr. Collins rushed to Mr. Darcy's horse with a 'bas' and bowed to say hello.

But Mr. Darcy looked as if he wanted to trample Mr. Collins under the horse's hooves.

Don't hesitate, step on it... don't step on him carelessly.

At this time, Wycombe's expression was very intriguing.He saluted Mr. Darcy on the horse very humbly. Even Jian Lan, who knew the inside story, felt that Wycombe's little expression was too profound and righteous, and she was ignorant and full of sense of justice. Where is your eldest sister Elizabeth?

In contrast to Mr. Darcy's expression, apart from the usual arrogance, Jian Lan was surprised to find that...

Oops, Mr. Darcy, I thought your bitterness and hatred when you were walking was the ultimate. It turns out that there is an upgraded version!

Mr. Darcy, how do you look at it now? It looks like you were cheated/raped by Wycombe... you are so awkward...

Of course Jian Lan didn't know that her eyes were glowing green.The green light shot at Wycombe for a while and Darcy for a while.

Just when he was thinking about the two childhood sweethearts back then, and what made the two start to fall in love and kill each other, Darcy's gaze turned towards him, and that gaze was profound.

Subconsciously, she hid behind Elizabeth. Jian Lan was actually a little cautious about pushing Mr. Collins to Mr. Darcy...

It is better to leave it to Queen Elizabeth to accept Darcy's gaze calmly...

Because the atmosphere between Darcy and Wycombe was too weird just now, as long as the nerves were not as strong as Lydia and Collins, almost all of them were aware of it.

Out of dislike for Mr. Darcy's arrogance and affection for Wycombe, Elizabeth's curiosity is aroused.So, when Jian Lan walked to the door of the post office and looked back inadvertently, she found that Wycombe was walking with Elizabeth and talking about something...

Orz...Original, why do you only show your strength in this kind of place? ! .