Climb out of the boss's coffin

"What's the matter?" Zhuang Weiran hurried over when he heard the movement, and stepped forward to hold his hand worriedly: "What happened?"

When Yu Yang saw that this person was actually wearing the clothes in his dream, thinking of the fright he had just received, he felt aggrieved, his nose soured, and his eyes turned red.

Startled by Yu Yang's anomaly, Zhuang Weiran also panicked, and quickly hugged and coaxed someone: "Don't cry, don't cry! I know I'm wrong, hit me up!"

"Who the hell is crying?" Yu Yang gave him a hard look, and scolded him through gritted teeth: "Zhuang Weiran, I'm fucking you!"

"Okay, okay! I listen to you!" Zhuang Weiran knew he was wrong, and he simply followed Yu Yang's words.

"Hmph, I don't fuck! I'm wandering around in the circle, and it's so cruel to do it with tears in my eyes. I won't suffer from it!" Yu Yang vetoed his own words in the next moment.

"Okay, okay! Don't fuck, we don't fuck anymore!" Zhuang Weiran nodded again and again without any opinion.

Seeing Zhuang Weiran blindly agreeing with him and ignoring the meaning of the conversation at all, Yu Yang couldn't help laughing.

After laughing, thinking that this guy would not only take advantage of him in reality, but also scare himself in the dream, he suddenly felt a little upset, and once again put on a straight face and refused to give him a good look.

Yu Yang's mood is very complicated now. Although he usually flies in front of people and dares to say anything shameful, in essence he is still a little virgin who has just been taken away by someone. In the body of a child, it is understandable to be sentimental and moody at this time.

In fact, these things are secondary, what really makes him uncomfortable is: he finds that his feelings for Zhuang Weiran seem to have changed unconsciously.

In the dream, at the moment when Zhuang Weiran fell weakly, Yu Yang was full of panic of losing the other party. At that moment, he didn't think what would happen to him when Zhuang Weiran died, but he was simply worried about him.

Did I really fall in love with Zhuang Weiran?

Yu Yang was struggling, but Zhuang Weiran, who was at the side, saw his unkind expression, and cautiously approached him: "Yu Yang, are you still angry? If you are really angry..."

Hearing this, Yu Yang was startled and almost rolled off the bed in fright: Is the scene in the dream really going to come true?Fuck, Zhuang Weiran is not such an impulsive person!

Before he could react, Zhuang Weiran threw down a washboard with a "slap", knelt up straight on his knees, and looked at him innocently: "Don't be angry, okay?"

Yu Yang: Made, even more angry!

Inexplicably frightened, Yu Yang asked angrily, "Where did you learn this?"

Zhuang Weiran took out a copy of "108 Ways to Get Over a Boyfriend Who Loves Hairy" from nowhere, and honestly confessed: "I learned from this..."

Yu Yang slapped that indecent looking book flying away, and ordered aggressively: "Don't read these messy books in the future!"

Zhuang Weiran blinked and was very obedient: "Okay."

Seeing Yu Yang's pale face, Zhuang Weiran tried to fight for fame: "Are we together now?"

"It doesn't count!" Yu Yang put on the trousers and didn't recognize the indifference of others. He was very unreasonable: "I haven't liked you yet. At most, the two of us are in bed. .The.Pao.Friends!"

Zhuang Weiran was not discouraged at all after hearing this, and asked for further advice humbly: "Then, can I continue to pursue you?"

Yu Yang groaned and groaned for a long time, but he didn't have a clear attitude.Zhuang Weiran secretly smiled inwardly, and without poking someone's thin skin, took advantage of the situation to change the subject.

"About the few samples you showed me yesterday..." Zhuang Weiran said, seeing Yu Yang turned his face away, he corrected his attitude and began to express his point of view: "Although the safety condom is very useful, you It is not difficult to apply for a patent, but according to my estimation, the sales of this product will not be very good.”

When it came to business, Yu Yang didn't bother with relationship issues anymore, and nodded in agreement: "I know, there must be no sales now, after all, the independent reproduction of Jiling is still in the experimental stage..."

"That's not the problem." Zhuang Weiran interrupted him and reminded: "Actually, you have overlooked a problem: the newborn larva Jiling is not a burden to ordinary people, but a potential wealth. If there is a Jiling pregnant , most people will choose to give birth to it, and even... there will be people who specialize in it in the future-your condom is used for contraception, so how can there be any spirit race willing to spend money to buy it? What about it?"

"Uh..." Hearing Zhuang Weiran's words, Yu Yang suddenly realized: That's right, Jiling is not a real child, so can he be afraid of having too many children?Just sell it!

Thinking of this, Yu Yang was a little scared: he accidentally thought about the problem with the thinking of people on earth. If Zhuang Weiran hadn't reminded him, if he really had a fever and put this thing into production, wouldn't he lose everything? return?

"In that case, it's actually useless to use the safe set?" Yu Yang scratched his head angrily. He really didn't have any talent for business.

"That's not going to happen." Zhuang Weiran unexpectedly denied his words: "When I say no one buys, I mean those ordinary people who are not well-off. But for the rich, they don't need to rely on selling Ji Ling makes money, on the contrary, Ji Ling's unexpected pregnancy will bring them trouble."

"In a few years, after Jiling's independent reproduction and promotion, there will still be a market for your product. In the early stage, it will focus on high-end products for the rich, focusing on craftsmanship and comfort. In the later stage, the problem of the shortage of Jiling will be resolved. Now, let’s introduce high-quality and low-priced mid-to-low-end products…”

Seeing that Zhuang Weiran said the truth, Yu Yang was still listening intently, but this person suddenly changed the subject: "These can only be implemented after the full promotion of Jiling's independent reproduction. It's too early to think about these now. According to my estimation , it will take at least ten years or even decades before you launch a condom on the market before there will be a market."

Yu Yang suddenly wilted again.Seeing his dejected look, Zhuang Weiran hurriedly added: "However, your idea of ​​selling tonic. stand up."

Although the issues they talked about seemed embarrassing and dirty to Yu Yang, Zhuang Weiran helped him analyze the pros and cons very seriously. Yu Yang gradually stopped being embarrassed and felt that he was hypocritical.

After talking about these things, Zhuang Weiran got up and went to the study to get some documents for Yu Yang: "These are the application documents for the medical devices you used, take a look, and if there is no problem, take them together to apply for a patent—although now It’s just for your own use, but when you recruit students in the future, more and more people will buy these medical devices.”

Yu Yang was very surprised when he heard this. Zhuang Weiran obviously prepared these things when he helped him customize the surgical tools. He didn't even think about these things at the time, but Zhuang Weiran helped him think about them all in advance. .

The villain in Yu Yang's heart was moved to tears: How could Zhuang Weiran be so good!Such a good Mr. Zhuang actually likes him, my God, did he save the whole world in his previous life?

Zhuang Weiran didn't know what was going on in Yu Yang's mind, and he was still talking to himself: "I have to wait for other things, but this matter can already be implemented. Your method of cultivating Jiling has been tested in practice. Both the repair rate and repair effect are much higher than others—I have an idea about your 'doctor's hall'..."

Mr. Zhuang's high-level and comprehensive speech immediately scratched the ears of Yu Yang, a layman who had never seen the world, and couldn't help but stare at him.

Seeing that Yu Yang was so moved by his talent and character, Zhuang Weiran seized the opportunity without hesitation, and asked for a favor: "How can you thank me?"

Yu Yang was about to blurt out the phrase "thank you what you want from me", when he caught a glimpse of someone's explicit eyes, he suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait, since you thought it was useless from the beginning, then you are still pulling me What are you trying to do?"

"That's just my speculation." Faced with Yu Yang's overturning the old account, Zhuang Weiran explained calmly: "A new product often has a lot of uncertainties. How can we be sure of it if we try it out? Is it useful?"

Yu Yang stared at him contemptuously: "Cheating ghosts? You don't need to try to know this kind of thing!"

"It's just a superficial reason." Zhuang Weiran ignored Yu Yang's disdain, and defended himself convincingly: "If I didn't have these few times of personal experiments, how could I further conclude that this thing is good for rich people? The market's conclusion?"

Reminiscing about the aftertaste of last night, Mr. Zhuang gave his own evaluation objectively: "Although it is not as good as the spiritual enjoyment of God, friendship, but through Jiling... doing it once in a while, it does not have a special taste !"

"You're just pretending to be a public servant!" Yu Yang finally couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the pillow and threw it on his head.

However, this level of attack is obviously not painful for someone whose face has become thicker and thicker.

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