Climb out of the boss's coffin

At this time, Yu Yang knew nothing about rigorous thinking, and excitedly took the self-made "ointment" and five samples of safety sets customized by someone and went back to find Zhuang Weiran.

Zhuang Weiran held a condom in his hand, fiddled with it a few times curiously, and asked Yu Yang, "What is this? What is it used for?"

Yu Yang felt in a daze that he was teaching innocent children badly, and he could maintain a normal mind, but now he blushed and groaned for a long time without explaining.

It's no wonder that Yu Yang's endurance is too low. The scene just now had a big impact on him: just 5 minutes ago, Mr. Zhuang took the safety condom and stretched it to test its toughness, and used it with his hands. Pointing to poking a hole on it, even using it as a balloon, propping it up, blowing it into it, playing with a set of it with a pure and astringent meaning, this A wave of beauty came down, and Yu Yang's blood tank was instantly emptied as a Yan dog.

Seemingly unaware of his influence on Yu Yang at all, Zhuang Weiran chased Yu Yang maliciously and asked, "Quickly tell me, what is this thing for? How does it work?"

Yu Yang had no choice but to stammer and explain: "That's when... uh, it's used to keep Jiling clean and prevent that kind of liquid from getting dirty... that, and contraception..."

Zhuang Weiran listened to Yu Yang's explanation, a flash of understanding flashed in his eyes, but he continued to pretend to be confused: "What are you talking about? I don't understand, why don't you demonstrate it?"

Yu Yang wanted to vomit blood: how to demonstrate this horse riding?Isn't this to tempt him to make mistakes!

Zhuang Weiran was still urging him, but in view of someone's petty thoughts about him, Yu Yang gave him a suspicious look: This kid really doesn't understand or is he trying to take advantage of me?No... stop!He is a spirit race who has never experienced such a thing, so it is normal for him not to understand, he is just asking for advice normally.

Being anxious by Zhuang Weiran's question, Yu Yang simply didn't care so much: Anyway, he is not the one who suffers, so what's wrong if he can take this opportunity to have a look at Mr. Zhuang's prosperous beauty and feast his eyes on it?

After figuring this out, Yu Yang stopped being cowardly, got up and closed the door, and then said to Zhuang Weiran in the tone of the director of the teaching office ordering the students: "Take off your clothes! Don't leave any clothes behind!"

Zhuang Weiran raised his eyebrows and said nothing, obediently began to remove the clothes on his body, the movements were unhurried and very leisurely.Yu Yang's face started to turn red when he looked at it, this person's attitude is too arrogant, he is a murderer because of his beauty!

Although there was nothing unusual about Zhuang Weiran's actions, Yu Yang always felt that he was tempting him, and it became more and more difficult to maintain a normal mind.

Three minutes later, Yu Yang looked at Zhuang Weiran in front of him and felt that his brain could no longer think.

Zhuang Weiran is very at ease. The lack of clothes of the spirit race and the cognition of the earth people are not the same concept at all.

Stretching out his hand in front of the sluggish Yu Yang, Zhuang Weiran humbly asked for advice: "Teacher Yu, what should I do next?"

Yu Yang came back to his senses in an instant, turned his face to the side immediately, and forced himself to be calm: "Uh, you put that cover on that place where... the waste water is usually discharged..."

Yu Yang: What the hell is Teacher Yu?You bully, teacher, and ancestor-destroyer!

"Is it here?" Zhuang Weiran acted according to his words, and continued to humbly ask Yu Yang: "And then?"

"And then? There's no more, just like this!" Yu Yang couldn't teach anymore, and he left a guilty conscience and wanted to leave the place of right and wrong.

Seeing that Yu Yang left him and was about to run away, Zhuang Weiran's expression darkened immediately, and his tone became a bit unfriendly: "That's it? You want to tell me that you invented this thing to cover the sewage outlet?"

"Yeah... yes!" Yu Yang didn't dare to look at Zhuang Weiran's expression, grabbed the doorknob and wanted to escape, Zhuang Weiran slammed on the door with quick eyesight and hands, and whispered in his ear: "You've made fun of me. Just want to leave?"

Sensing the dangerous atmosphere, the hairs on the back of Yu Yang's neck immediately stood up, and he quickly relented and admitted his mistake: "Boss, I was wrong!"

"Tell me, what's wrong?" Zhuang Weiran narrowed his eyes and asked leisurely.

no no no!Can't admit it!Yu Yang came to his senses in an instant, and immediately retracted the confession without saying a word: "Mr. Zhuang, I know my thinking is too naive, but that thing is really useful!"

"Oh? Why do I think it's the right way to use this thing?" Zhuang Weiran said meaningfully, before he finished speaking, he threw Yu Yang onto the bed like a chicken.

"No, no, no! That's not how it's used..." Yu Yang's heart was full of alarm bells, and he wanted to die, but Zhuang Weiran was not fooled at all, and lightly suppressed Yu Yang's resistance.

After subduing him, Zhuang Weiran was not busy doing anything, but went up and gave Yu Yang a long kiss.

Taking advantage of Yu Yang being dizzy from being kissed, handsome Zhuang showed him a captivating smile: "Do you want to continue? If you say no, I will stop!"

"Don't!" Fascinated by Mr. Zhuang's beauty obsession, Yu Yang categorically refused, saying that he didn't want his hands but honestly hugged Zhuang Weiran and wouldn't let go.

"Is this necessary?" Mr. Zhuang raised an eyebrow in doubt.

Realizing his embarrassing behavior, Yu Yang's inner villain burst into tears: I am indeed a hopeless Yangou!Mr. Zhuang, who is so aggressive against Liang, has nothing to do with it!

Forget it, give up the treatment!

You are good looking and do everything right!

Seeing Yu Yang's duplicity, Zhuang Weiran couldn't help chuckling, and stepped forward.

The next thing is a bit inappropriate.

Zhuang Weiran obviously planned it for a long time.Although he is inexperienced and has only watched the couple in Muxi Village do business, he has always been very talented in learning new skills, and he quickly mastered the skills of pleasing bed partners without a teacher.

Afterwards, Yu Yang lay down on the bed with a broken heart, with a look of lovelessness on his face.What is sending sheep into the tiger's mouth?That's it!I have simply lowered the average IQ of the traversers, and they have reached a new level of stupidity!

In other words, why does Zhuang Weiran, an alien, suddenly know so much? This technology is no worse than some people in the original world. This is unscientific!

At this time, someone who got what he wanted came over, kissed Yu Yang on the face, and apologized with a good attitude: "Sorry, I shouldn't force you, I will take responsibility!"

Yu Yang avoided his intimacy with a dark face: don't beat me!When I don't know?You did it on purpose!

Although he was full of displeasure, Yu Yang also felt that Zhuang Weiran was not to blame for this matter. On the premise of his acquiescing, saying that Zhuang Weiran was strong and violent was really unreasonable.

First of all, Zhuang Weiran's attitude is not tough, and his actions are not rough. He has given Yu Yang enough opportunities to escape from the beginning to the end. It is his own weak willpower that cannot withstand the temptation of beauty, so he half-pushed and half-successfully complied. It can be regarded as . and .J.

Secondly, the one who flirts first is cheap.Yu Yangming knew that Zhuang Weiran liked him, so he went to him with the crime tools. He was the one who asked Zhuang Weiran to take off his clothes, and he was the one who asked him to wear a condom. Even Zhuang Weiran couldn't seize the opportunity to deal with him.

——If it was Yu Yang himself, when encountering such a thing, he must not let him go at this time!

The more Yu Yang thought about it, the more guilty he felt, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he had no reason to be angry.To be honest, when something like this happened, he didn't have the anger and disgust of being forced, but was full of embarrassment and frustration of being taken advantage of.

It's like losing a game of chess with someone.

Speaking of which, if he fell asleep with the male god he had coveted for a long time, he should have earned it!It's just that he finally separated himself from Zhuang Weiran, what should he do now?

Yu Yang was worrying, Zhuang Weiran took out the box of ointment from his coat, played with it curiously for a while, then turned to him and asked, "What is this?"

Yu Yang glanced at it, and said angrily: "This is used in conjunction with the safety set, and it is used to lubricate the passageway."

"Oh..." Zhuang Weiran suddenly realized, and instantly understood how to use this thing, his eyes fell on Yu Yang again, and his expression seemed to have moved.

"Hey, hey, hey! What do you want to do?" Seeing that Zhuang Weiran's eyes were strange, Yu Yang immediately became vigilant, quickly moved himself away from the culprit, and warned sternly: "It's almost done! Did you take advantage of it?" Is that enough?"

Although the relationship is no longer clear, Yu Yang is determined not to condone and encourage someone's arrogance.

Zhuang Weiran pointed to the box of ointment and the remaining three sets, and suggested with a pure face: "Since it is made, why not try the two together? There are still a few sets left, don't worry." wasted!"

"You're so fucking endless!" Yu Yang immediately frowned, grabbing the pillow in front of him in grief and anger: "Why didn't I know you were such a thrifty person before?"

"Didn't you say you plan to sell these things?" Faced with Yu Yang's vigilance, Zhuang Weiran put forward a reasonable reason: "As your investor and cohabitant, I feel that I have an obligation to help you try it out in advance. These products!"

Yu Yang raised his head and spat out a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood, his heart broke down and he wished he could find a piece of tofu and crash him to death: I knew it!I knew it!Men who eat meat for the first time are all beasts!

After trying out several sets. Yu Yang's dead fish eyes spread out on the bed, like a hard-working scholar who was squeezed dry by a little goblin in Liaozhai.

At this time, a certain animal who had taken advantage of it came over and showed him a broken case as if asking for credit: "Although it is still easy to use, the quality needs to be improved... Sure enough, it is necessary to try it out!"

Hearing the words of this man who took advantage and acted like a good boy, Yu Yang wanted to pounce on him and bite him: How dare you say that?It's not that you are too beastly!

When he woke up the next day, Yu Yang was neatly dressed in pajamas. Everything about last night was like a dream, but he knew clearly that his hope of becoming a magician was dead.

Lifting the quilt and sitting up, Yu Yang felt nothing unusual about his body, the previous discomfort had completely disappeared, and the recovery power of Jiling was really terrifying—it was as if he had made a special trip to prepare for that. After thought.

"You're awake, how are you feeling?" Zhuang Weiran pushed the door open and came in, seeing Yu Yang, immediately showed a warm smile.

Yu Yang took a look at him. This man was wearing a white windbreaker and casual jeans today, and he looked several years younger immediately.At this time, he is not as mature and steady as when he was wearing a suit, giving people a kind of intimacy of the brother next door.

Although the temperament has changed, that face is still fascinating as always.

Yu Yang took a look, then looked away, and quickly put on an unhappy face, resolutely refusing to be tricked by the Chinese and the Americans.

"Yu Yang, are you really angry?" Seeing Yu Yang's indifferent attitude, Zhuang Weiran suddenly panicked: "I'm sorry, you came to me with those things, I thought you were willing, I..."

Sensing that Zhuang Weiran's mood was wrong, Yu Yang quickly put away the expression on his face, and was about to speak to persuade him, when Zhuang Weiran suddenly took out a columnar object the size of a pen from his pocket and stuffed it into Yu Yang's hand.

"This is a portable electromagnetic pen, a lethal weapon specifically aimed at the spirit race. If you are really angry with me, use this..." Zhuang Weiran said, before Yu Yang could react, he had already pressed the switch.

"Don't, don't! I'm not angry!" Yu Yang hurriedly tried to stop him, but it was too late, a blue electric current penetrated into Zhuang Weiran's body in an instant, knocking him to the ground.

When Yu Yang stepped forward to help him, he was already pale and lay on the ground unable to move.Although he couldn't see Zhuang Weiran's soul, Yu Yang could clearly feel his pain and weakness.

"You're crazy! Didn't I say I'm not angry!" Yu Yang was angry and distressed at the same time, hugging him at a loss: "Shu Butler! Come quickly!"

Seeing Yu Yang's anxious appearance, Zhuang Weiran was vomiting blood while continuing to teach him how to take revenge: "Yu Yang, if you can't forgive me, just spread my secret... Naturally, someone will help you vent..."

"Fuck! You're still talking about this at this time!" Yu Yang was in a hurry, but the strange thing was that at such a critical moment, there was no one at home.

"Ahhhh... you bastard surnamed Zhuang!" Yu Yang was anxious and angry, and suddenly opened his eyes and sat up from the bed.

There was no one in the room, only myself holding the quilt in a daze on the bed.Everything just now turned out to be just a dream.