The Squeamish Little Brother of the Actor

It’s the first time I’ve seen him with a card when I bought a few wallets. I thought he was here to mess things up. Then I saw that his card was so dark that I couldn’t tell what it was. It didn’t look like a bank he knew. cards and bus cards.

The uncle asked him again: "Did you bring your mobile phone out? You don't have any money in your mobile phone?"

Why is there money in the phone?Ran Dongling was in a daze.

The uncle didn't respond when he saw him. The young man in front of him didn't look like a poor man in his clothes, and the dog he was holding in his hand was well-bred. How could he have no money?

The aunt who was making steamed buns inside listened to their conversation and felt something was wrong, so she came out and asked him, "Young man, we can't accept cards here, do you have any cash?"

Ran Dongling shook his head. He only has one card. Was it not possible to swipe the card here?

"Want to eat steamed stuffed buns? Didn't you just have breakfast?" Qiu Ci appeared beside him, and he straightened the padded jacket and hat behind him.

"Brother Qiuci, it's the Samoyed who wants to eat it, look at it drooling."

"Woo-woo-woo!"

It seems that both of them want to eat.

The uncle saw a tall man coming over, standing and talking with the young man, his face was hidden by the mask, but his handsome eyebrows and eyes, he should be a young man.

"Young man, do you still want to buy this steamed stuffed bun? Did your... friend bring any money?"

"He's not my friend, but Brother Qiu Ci."

Ran Dongling was also wearing a mask, his voice was muffled through the mask, and the uncle couldn't hear it.

"Brother Jiuchi? Then he is your elder brother. Did your elder brother bring any money to go out? My younger brother wants to eat buns, but he has no money with him."

Ran Dongling just had breakfast in the morning, so he shouldn't be very hungry now, but looking at the steamed buns, Qiu Ci glanced at the buns on the basket, and ordered seven more fresh meat buns, thinking about how many people would share one share, Their assistant, Xiao Ou, quickly took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code to pay.

Ran Dongling watched him operate suspiciously, watched him scan the code, and then tap on the phone.

[WeChat collection 20 yuan]

I don’t know where the sound of payment sounded, WeChat payment?Ran Dongling felt as if she had learned something.

When they were far away, the aunt went back to make buns and chatted with the uncle about them.

Auntie: "Their parents really know how to name them, Jiuchi, that's a good name. Look at the guy just now, his name is taller, but his younger brother doesn't look as tall as his elder brother. I don't know his name."

Uncle: "Then it must be arranged according to seniority, the elder brother is nine feet, and the younger brother is eight feet."

Ran Dongling carried a big bag of buns in his hands, and followed Qiu Ci, they walked around to the back of the house, where there was a small hidden door.

People here use the gate on the street for business, and the small gate behind it is convenient for family members to enter and exit.

Chen Yao arrived at the studio early and waited for them to come. He met them at the small gate and took them directly to the reception room on the second floor.

The reception room was bright and tidy, and there was a small kitchen next to it. Ran Dongling wanted to go into the kitchen to look for dishes, but was startled by a bearded man playing with a guitar inside, and hurried to Qiu Ci's side.

The bearded man came out after him. He was still wearing sunglasses and a hat indoors. He was dressed strangely, and the words he said were also strange.

Seeing so many people here, he stretched out the middle finger of his right hand and moved down the sunglasses a little. Before Ran Dongling could clearly see the squinting eyes under his sunglasses, he moved the sunglasses up again.

"Hello, I know you, Ran Dongling Lingling - you are Qiuci's fiancee, his future wife, welcome to musickingdom, you are here, you can play whatever you want, oh—"

His self-introduction is mixed with very Chinese Chinglish, which foreigners can't understand, and Chinese people can't understand it either. Ran Dongling automatically translates from English to Chinese, and from Chinese to English. I was so startled.

After the translation in his brain was loaded, Ran Dongling probably understood what he said, and introduced himself stumbled.

"You, hello, I don't know you, who are you?"

"Ok, nokonw, I'm fine, because it's the first time we've met. My Chinese name is Zhang Wei, and my English name is Jack. I'm Chen Yao's queen composer."

Why are so many people called Zhang Wei?It's also a coincidence that in every TV drama Ran Dongling watches, there is a supporting character named Zhang Wei, and now the living Zhang Wei appears in front of him.

"Hello, Zhang Wei!"

"Okay, then I'll call you Xiaoling, okay? Actually, I like you calling me by my English name, it makes me look more—advanced!"

"I think Zhang Wei is also very nice, and many people are called this name." He thinks that the name Zhang Wei may have some good meaning in modern times, which is why so many people use it.

Zhang Wei didn't expect him to say such words. He took off his hat and bowed to Ran Dongling.

"You are the first person besides my mother who praised my nice name in my more than [-] years of life." After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he let out a long sigh.

Chen Yao was almost dying of laughter from the conversation between the two of them. He couldn't stop laughing, and Xiao Ou wanted to laugh too behind them, but he was afraid of being discovered by Qiu Ci, so he could only twitch the corners of his mouth, as if he had some kind of illness .

After greeting the bearded man, Ran Dongling remembered that he was going into the small kitchen to look for plates. Chen Yao brought him six disposable plates, and then a group of people sat around the table, waiting for him to share the buns.

Ran Dongling divided the food fairly, everyone had to share the food, so that it was more delicious, he threw up his hands.

Brother Qiu Ci has one for him, Chen Yao has one for him, Samoyed has one for him, and Zhang Wei has one for him.

By the way, there is also Xiao Ou, Xiao Ou is one of them.

Chen Yao saw that there was only one steamed stuffed bun on everyone's plate, while Ran Dongling's plate had five steamed stuffed buns, he sneered.

One person can eat five buns without fear of choking.

"Xiao Ling, don't be too greedy. For these ten buns, we have four people and one dog. Two of them are just right."

Ran Dongling stared at the buns piled up in front of him, and felt that eating five for himself was indeed a bit too much, so he divided two more for Qiu Ci.

"Then Brother Qiu Ci and I will eat three each."

Good guy, he is not partial, and he knows that He Qiuci has three of them.

Xiao Ou and Zhang Wei had nothing to say, and they ate what Ran Dongling gave them, which was actually considered as a way to save face.

Chen Yao glanced at Samoyed and smiled kindly.

"Dogs can't eat steamed stuffed buns, so I'll eat two." The divided steamed stuffed buns were placed on the table, and Chen Yao took one in each hand and took a bite out of each.

"Wang!"

The Samoyed was still waiting for its steamed stuffed bun, and its saliva was almost all over the floor. Who knew it was eaten by Chen Yao, so it hurriedly circled around his feet.

"What's it called? This bun is stuffed with chocolate. Dogs can't eat it."

Chen Yao ate the buns in a few mouthfuls. Seeing that he didn't have any buns, Samoyed walked over to Zhang Wei's feet.

"Ok, gooddogdog, please don't look at me, I won't give you any eat."

Samoyed was listless, and returned to lie at Ran Dongling's feet.

In the end, Qiu Ci ate only one of the steamed buns, and Samoyed also ate one. Ran Dongling really could eat it. He ate four steamed buns by himself, and then lay down on the small sofa without moving.

Qiu Ci let him digest by himself, chatting with Chen Yao, seeing Ran Dongling motionless out of the corner of his eye, thinking that he was falling asleep, he raised his hand to interrupt Chen Yao, and wanted to go over and cover him with clothes.

Unexpectedly, when he got closer, Ran Dongling wasn't asleep at all, he was lying on his side playing with his mobile phone, he was writing slowly with one hand, and he was still muttering words.

Looking at the interface on his phone screen, Qiu Ci seemed to be a familiar forum software.

"Don't lie down and play with your phone, it's bad for your eyes."

The voice of hatred suddenly rang in his ears, Ran Dongling panicked and wanted to close the software, but he accidentally pressed the wrong finger and sent out the unfinished comment.

Probably because the title of the post was too obvious, Qiu Ci took a second look.

Ran Dongling felt a little guilty, but he felt that he didn't speak ill of Brother Qiu Ci, and now that he was caught, he suddenly wanted to show him the post.

"Brother Qiu Ci, do you want to watch it?" He directly stuffed the phone into Qiu Ci's hand, he must read it.

【Title】What should I do if my boyfriend kisses me too much?

1L: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I didn't show affection on purpose, I just felt a little troubled, so I would like to ask everyone what can be done.My boyfriend really loves to kiss me, I want to kiss me when I go out in the morning, and I want to kiss me when I go to bed at night. I asked him if he would be too clingy. I think the frequency of kissing in a day is too high.

2L: It's been a long time and I don't want to watch it, please scroll right next door to Show Enai, thank you.

3L: I have six points to make.

8L: How high is too high?Just kiss, it won't matter if you kiss in the morning, noon and evening.

9L: I have to kiss seven or eight times a day, right?

The comments below are divided into two camps.

One group said that there is no need to post such trivial things on the Internet, because netizens are not your boyfriend, and they can't help you or him if they can't help you.

The other faction comes up with random ideas, some say it’s fine to change to someone who doesn’t love kissing, some say to treat the other person’s body in the same way, and you kiss back, and some say to wipe bitter gourd on your mouth Juice or coptis juice.

Occasionally, there are one or two very normal comments, telling the host that it is best to seriously discuss this issue with her boyfriend.

Ran Dongling also posted a comment.

125L: My brother loves to kiss me too, I don't think it's good.

From his comment, the style of painting below has changed.

127L: Brother?Brother or cousin, I'll go, isn't this right? ?

135L: This should be a title, people can't, at least they shouldn't...

136L: no, yes;

140L: Yes? ?

142L: Excitement, I thought this post was just a simple show of affection, but I didn't expect someone to blew himself up haha.

177L: As for 125l, tell me about you and your brother.

The author says:

Lingling's small class is starting, what should I do if I can't read English?

Mostly because I didn’t eat the steamed stuffed bun, I’ll just learn after eating the steamed stuffed bun——

hello hello;

know know;

fiancee fiancee;

wife wife;

welcome welcome;

musickingdom music kingdom;

play play;

because because;

Jack Jack;

composer composer;

like like;

advancedadvanced;

gooddogdog good dog (gooddog);

That's all for today's lesson, have you learned it yet?

Because this is Chinglish, you don’t need to care about grammar and words (dog head);

One foot = 33.3333333 centimeters (here is the modern one foot)