The Squeamish Little Brother of the Actor

Seeing that the speech in the live broadcast room became more and more obscene, and it was developing in an uncontrollable direction.

The background staff decisively kicked Qiu Ci's account out of the room.

【You have been kicked out of the room by the administrator】

Qiu Ci took Ran Dongling back to the computer and saw this sentence.

? ?

When did he enter the room?

When he first went upstairs, Ran Dongling was the only one in the room, needless to say who the culprit was.

Ran Dongling touched the dog's head and arranged a seat for the dog, "Samoyed, you sit here, we will live broadcast together. By the way, Brother Qiu Ci, they just said that my camera is black, but I can't understand them way of saying it."

Seeing his innocent face, Qiu Ci gently pinched his delicate cheeks.

There are two chairs in front of the computer, and now the dog sits on one, so where does he sit?

He is sitting on a chair.

Because Ran Dongling found that his brother Qiu Ci had no place to sit, and realized that something was wrong, he went to move another chair over, and then their seats changed to him sitting on the right, Samoyed sitting in the middle, and Qiu Ci sitting on the left.

There was a dog between the two of them, from the perspective of hatred, the dog blocked most of Ran Dongling's body.

He adjusted the computer, turned on the camera, and re-entered the live broadcast room.

When the background staff saw his message, they hesitated for a few seconds, but they still passed.

The audience was very curious about Ran Dongling's wolf-hug words just now, and even many people who didn't know about the live broadcast were attracted by the voice intercepted by netizens, wanting to see where Qiu Ci kissed and licked him.

It's a pity that the melons they prepared didn't come in handy, and their piercing eyes didn't come into play, because they saw a dog appearing in the camera.

A big, white, fluffy Samoyed smiling at the camera with its tongue out.

"Woooooo-"

[So was it a dog just now? 】

[I'm crazy, my aunt laughed for 5 minutes, imagining that they hit a home run, you tell me it's a dog? ?What a dog!How could it be a dog! 】

【I hate……】

【When did Qiu Ci raise a dog? As a fan of his ashes, I don't even know anything about it】

When he saw the barrage, he replied, "This is Uncle's dog."

[So it belongs to my uncle, who is his uncle?Will you do something?Why bring the dog here! ! 】

[This dog is an eyesore, the queen mother's magpie bridge is not as big as this dog, who can cut a picture and post it later]

【This dog is nice, what's its name】

"It's a Samoyed, it's just hairy, not fat." Ran Dongling saw that the dog blocked the camera, and thought it meant it was fat.

[Laughing, this is not fat, look at how far it separates you and Qiu Ci, I can only see half of his head]

【It's the name!name! 】

[The breed of dog is called Samoyed, so what is its name? 】

"The name is also Samoyed!"

Qiu Li thinks it's troublesome, so he calls it whatever he raises, and this Samoyed is called Samoyed.

【Oh, when I didn't ask】

【I have six full stops to say】

Host: "Now that the fourth group of guests is back, let's continue our live broadcast. First of all, let's welcome Teacher Qiu and Xiao Ling again-what are Teacher Qiu and Xiao Ling doing recently?"

He had a lot to do, and Ran Dongling started pouring beans.

"We went shopping with my mother, played chess with grandpa at home, and moved house. This place is so high, and there is a lake outside. It's called... um."

Qiu Ci walked around behind Samoyed and covered his mouth, "This can't be said."

Interrupted by Qiu Ci, he forgot what he wanted to say, Qiu Ci reminded him, "I also drank milk tea."

"Oh, I also drank taro paste Bobo milk tea, no taro paste, no..." He didn't finish speaking this time, waiting for Qiu Ci to cover his mouth.

Qiu Ci's hand was still on his shoulder and tapped twice, but he didn't move.

[No milk tea, just bobo!Bao, have a mouth! 】

[I have a big mouth, I'll come first! ! 】

"I want to hate my brother, Bobo, his taro paste Bobo milk tea is delicious!"

[Is it just milk tea? ? 】

Seeing that the barrage was about to turn yellow again, the host intervened to control the situation.

Host: "It turns out that Xiaoling has done so many things and lived a very fulfilling life. Time is running out, so let's start asking questions right away. The first question is, did you encounter anything that made you feel uncomfortable during the first two filmings?" What impresses you?"

Impressive thing?

The standard answer given by the director is: the interaction between the two.

Ran Dongling thought about it from the beginning, from Yueshi Village to Hope Primary School, and then to Marriage Temple. Vacation islands are also fun, such as the seaside, tandem bicycles, theaters, and ice cream towns.

Then he said, "Brother Xiao An's cooking is delicious."

【That's it? 】

[I understand!He was actually speaking ironically, meaning that he felt that Qiuci’s cooking was terrible, but he was embarrassed to say it out of face, my friends, this is love, it knocked me to death, and I was moved to tears]

[Is there a problem with the previous understanding? 】

Host: "It seems that Xiao An's cooking is really delicious. We Xiao Ling remembered it for so long, so what is Teacher Qiu's answer?"

Qiu Ci didn't say anything, but only mentioned two places, "Marriage Temple, the seaside."

[so?What happened in these two places]

[I realized again!At the Marriage Temple, he carried Xiao Baichi up the mountain, and Xiao Baichi donated money. It is estimated that the two prayed for the blessing of the God of Marriage in the temple, and made a promise to accompany them for a lifetime.The seaside must be the truth that night, hehehe, so Xiaobai had a fever the next day.Friends, this is love, it knocked me to death, and I was moved to tears again]

[Fuck, what you said makes sense, it's really impressive! 】

[How do you feel that what Qiu Ci said is different from what you said]

Neither of the two answered according to the prompt given by the director, but the host has rich experience, and from their answers, the audience was reminded of the content of the program.

Host: "Filming is not allowed in the Marriage Temple, so everyone doesn't know that Xiaoling worshiped the God of Marriage in the temple that day, and donated all his money. They don't earn easy money, but they can still be so sincere. It was truly an unforgettable experience.”

Ran Dongling frowned when she heard what she said, that's not the case.

He opened his mouth to refute her: "It was because an old monk in the temple lied to me that I donated all the money."

[Cheat money? ? 】

[Which monk, I went there later, I feel that the monks are all very good]

[I also want to check in, but now the temple is going to be renovated, so I can't go in]

The host didn't expect this to happen. She remembered that when the recording of the show was over, and when she registered funds with Qiu Ci, what Qiu Ci said was that Ran Dongling had donated all the money. Who would have thought that he was cheated.

She couldn't hold back her smile, and seeing the barrage began to deviate from the track again, her professionalism allowed her to quickly change the subject, "The seaside area is even bigger. During the few days of recording the program, we can see the sea almost every day. Teacher Qiu gave us too much hints." not enough."

Host: "Then the second question, if you had to choose one of the guests to travel with you, who would you choose?"

The hint given by the director is to say casually, it is best to tell the reason for the choice.

Audiences from God's perspective already know the choices of the first three groups of guests.

Currently, Xiu Zhi'an was far ahead with five votes, and Ran Dongling also unexpectedly won one vote.

Without Brother Qiu Ci by his side, Ran Dongling didn't want to go out with others, he shook his head and replied: "I don't want to travel with others, I just want to be with Brother Qiu Ci."

[Idiot hits a straight ball yyds! ! 】

【Samoyed, you are so lucky, there is food to eat here】

He was very serious when he said this, Qiu Ci looked at his side face, and just about to speak, he heard him say, "But dogs can go on a trip together."

Qiu Ci withdrew his gaze and replied casually: "I don't want to travel with others."

[Laughing friends, I bet fifty cents, what Qiu Ci wanted to say just now is definitely not this sentence]

[Actor Chou is not a bad actor, he changed his face in a second, and Samoyed's body looks even bigger]

The host smiled and helped Qiu Ci to speak, "Dogs are not our guests, but Xiaoling and Mr. Qiu can take the dogs to travel together in the future, and they can share their travel experiences on the Internet."

Samoyed sat for a while, looked at the people on the left and right, then suddenly jumped off the chair and left.

【Dog: slip away】

Originally, the program group planned a group of guests to ask five questions, but their progress in this group was too slow. After 15 minutes, only two questions were asked.

Host: "Before you know it, 15 minutes is almost up. Today's live broadcast is very enjoyable. Before the broadcast, Mr. Qiu, Xiao Ling and I will play a small game, choose a number from the ten numbers from 0 to 10, and secretly Let me tell you, this is related to our next mission—"

Today is Friday, Ran Dongling chose a five.

Qiu Ci casually said something.

[I've come to a complete realization, one is five and one is two, let me be the zero! 】

【Which zero, 520 or [-]】

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Taking advantage of a few days before the recording of the show, Qiu Ci took Ran Dongling to Chen Yao's studio, followed by the Samoyed.

Ran Dongling has now established a friendship with Samoyed that crosses species. He dare not go upstairs, begging revenge every day to lead the dog.

Qiu Ci didn't like the dog, but the beauty in his arms acted like a baby, he was very useful, and he was allowed to play with the dog for an hour every day.

Assistant Xiao Ou came to pick them up. Chen Yao's studio was not as advanced as fans imagined. It was in a private house behind an elementary school.

He rented the first floor to a couple selling steamed stuffed buns, the second floor is a reception room and a place to play musical instruments, and the third floor has a soundproof wall and a recording studio inside.

Everyone who came to his studio was surprised why he chose this place. Chen Yao didn't explain, but said that the steamed stuffed buns downstairs were delicious, and he remembered to buy a few steamed stuffed buns when he left.

After Ran Dongling got out of the car, he led the dog. Samoyed smelled the smell of meat and dragged him to the bun shop.

"Wow, woo woo woo—"

"Samoyed, do you want to eat buns?" Ran Dongling asked it.

That Samoyed might have grown up, and nodded towards the bun shop.

There are many flavors of buns in the bun shop, Ran Dongling looked around, he wanted to eat a meat bun.

"Hello, I want three fresh meat buns."

"Okay, it's six yuan in total, scan the code here." The uncle skillfully packed three buns for him, and placed the bags in front of him.

Ran Dongling didn't scan the QR code, he took out a card from Rabbit's purse, looking for a machine to swipe the card, but he couldn't find it.

"Uncle, I want to swipe my card."

"Swipe what?" The uncle suspected that he had heard it wrong. He had opened a steamed stuffed bun shop here for several years, and this was the first time he heard that someone had to swipe his card to buy steamed stuffed buns worth a few dollars.

"Swipe the card." The black card in Ran Dongling's hand glistened in the sunlight.

The author says:

Xiaobaichi is not a typo, because idiot is a prohibited word in the live broadcast room;

homophonic characters typed by netizens