The live broadcast room is full of cheerful air, but the villa seems to be covered with a layer of haze.

Xia Nan and Xu Yixin's faces were as pale as those khaki auspicious clothes.

"Did the Revenant sponsor auspicious suits and backpacks?" Li Siyuan squatted down, stretched out his hands and stroked the hay-like auspicious suits, "Why didn't you see the things that should be sponsored?"

Director Wu: "What?"

Li Siyuan said expressionlessly, "Shotgun."

Program group: "..."

[Can this be said? 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Mr. Li seems to be saying: When I have a gun, I will kill you all】

[There is nothing wrong with the Revenant sponsoring a shotgun! 】

[Did the wild hunter hear it?Express the Winchester M1887 and Remington M870 shotguns immediately]

[Brother Yuan's expression of looking down on life and death and drawing his gun is too funny]

"So this villa is for you to live in?" Yu Hang looked at Wu Guang and said.

"That's not true," Wu Dao said, "We don't live here, we live on the other side of the pier."

"That's such a big villa..." Xia Nan paused, and then shouted at the camera, "Director, Director, are you there? Did you hear that? I'm reporting Director Wu Guang's wanton squandering of Taiwan's funds with his real name. "

Wu Guang smiled angrily: "Okay, there are people living in the villa, don't worry."

When Director Wu mentioned the pier, Xia Nan suddenly remembered: "When we first came here, there seemed to be a row of hotels on the pier."

Shen Han: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Xia Nan went over and said to Wen Nian and Shen Han: "That means we can also stay in a hotel. Aren't there several small fishing boats parked at the back door, we can use them."

Shen Han was silent for a moment: "Director Wu."

Wu Guang: "Huh?"

"You said that tents were arranged for us for the sake of safety, which means that we don't have to live in tents, right? If we find a place to live by ourselves, we can live in tents, right?" Shen Han began to pave the way for himself.

Director Wu thought for a while: "Except for this villa, other places are fine."

Xia Nan reached behind Shen Han's back and gave him a thumbs up.

Wen Nian saw Director Wu smile.

"Speaking of safety, there is one more thing to tell you in advance. I am afraid that if you go out to sea late at night, you will not find your way and drift to the next city. The fishing boat at the back door has been driven away and cannot be used temporarily."

Wen Nian: "."

Shen Han: "..."

Xia Nan: "..."

【I'm not afraid that they will go to sea late at night, but I am afraid that they will abscond late at night hahahaha】

[Floating to the next city, I had a TMD (sweet) hilarious laugh]

"Director Wu, just tell me what you need to live in the Pier Hotel. We will try our best to satisfy you if you can." Xia Nan put on the posture of "Bar Street Street King" after a long time.

[Brother Nan, pay attention to your attitude! 】

[Director Wu: Are you teaching me how to do things? 】

[We will try our best to satisfy you, if you don’t know, you may think Brother Nan and the others are the program group hahahaha]

"There are ways to stay at the pier hotel." Director Wu seemed to have anticipated the thoughts of these bastards.

Everyone's eyes lit up, even the new brother who was sitting on the auspicious suit raised his weak and proud head and looked at Director Wu.

【No, I still want to see them set up a tent】

[Director Wu, don't be soft-hearted! ! ! 】

[Although it hurts, I still want to see my sons wearing auspicious suits and making holes in the beach! 】

"We have considered it beforehand, and we are willing to give you more choices. If you insist..."

"We insist!" Xia Nan and Shen Han said in unison.

Director Wu said unhurriedly: "It may be a little hard."

No matter how hard it is, it will not be as hard as setting up a tent and sleeping in a tent!

They did their homework early in the morning. The tropical monsoon climate in Shuangcheng is terrible. When there is a cloud and rain, the face becomes faster than the director's team.

"It doesn't matter if it's a hotel or not, the main reason is that I want to work harder." Shen Han said.

"That's good." Director Wu smiled gratifiedly.

He walked over, opened the window, and pointed casually: "Did you see the pier?"

The crowd nodded.

"It's ten kilometers from here to the pier."

Shen Han's intuition was wrong, he stepped back vigilantly, and grabbed Wen Nian's arm.

"It's exactly the distance of a long marathon. The world record has been checked for you. It's about 1 hour, 49 minutes, 55 seconds."

Everyone in Erxia: "........."

A few seconds later, Shen Han said, "I have a gun."

【Hahahahahaha I'm going to laugh out loud】

【"A Little Hard Work"】

[1 hour, 49 minutes, 55 seconds 1 If Director Wu hadn't checked it beforehand, how could he remember it so clearly? Director Wu has completely figured out the temperament of these bastards hahahaha]

[Director Wu: I predicted your prediction]

[I laughed so hard that I pounded the wall so hard that my house changed from three bedrooms and one living room to one living room hahaha]

Wen Nian was silent for a long time: "Let's pick up supplies."

[Before: We are not afraid of hard work, after: pick supplies]

【I could bear it at first, until Niannian, who has always been calm, started to show up badly, "Let's pick up supplies." I really laughed out loud]

"There are so many things, what should I choose first?"

"I played a survival game on a deserted island before, and it talked about the four basic elements, fresh water, food, shelter and..." Li Siyuan paused.

Xia Nan was studying a Swiss Army Knife, and asked casually, "And what?"

"We don't need the last one."

"?"

"Rescue."

Everyone: "..."

It really doesn't work, the people who can provide the rescue have just towed the fishing boats and tried to marathon them.

"We also have a place to stay, so let's deal with the fresh water first."

"I think it's at least 30 degrees outside. Calculated as three liters per person per day, the seven of us will need 7 liters of water for three days, that is... wait, let me see how many milliliters of mineral water this is." Xu Yixin bent over Check the label of mineral water.

Wen Nian opened his mouth first: "550ml."

Xu Yixin pinched his fingers: "I'll do the math."

Wen Nian: "114.55 bottles."

Everyone: "..."

At this time, there is no need to calculate so fast.

"Damn! Let alone three backpacks, even ten backpacks are not enough to hold water."

"Forget it," Xu Yixin lay on the auspicious suit again, "I'll wait to be shot."

At this time, a scene in the live broadcast room suddenly zoomed in on the limit.

Under everyone's gaze, Shen Han's fingers fluttered over the keyboard, and he typed in the search box: People will die if they don't drink water for a few days?

At the same time, historical searches also show: What are the dangers of people not drinking water?

How many days can a person go without drinking water?

Will pitching a tent by the sea be swept away by the high tide?

[I really can't live with laughter, first is the danger of not drinking water, then the limit of not drinking water, and finally, if you don't drink water for a few days, you will die hahahaha]

【Being swept away by the sea, I really laughed so hard that I crowed】

"There seem to be coconut trees on the island. Judging by the color, it should be fresh coconuts with a lot of water." Wen Nian reminded.

"I saw it too, so let's fill a backpack with fresh water first, and then stuff it in if there is room after all the other tools are loaded."

"There is fresh water, what about food?" Xia Nan turned around and didn't see any conspicuous food, but saw harpoons and fishing nets.

The funniest thing is that the harpoon is still folded. He couldn't think of where the show crew found such a fancy thing.

In the end Xia Nan asked the director with a diving suit in his hand, "Director, don't you mean you want us to go fishing in the sea?"

"No way, I heard that there are many nationally protected species in the waters of Shuangcheng, and those who catch them will be caught directly."

Director Wu waved his hand to reassure them: "For the safety of the nationally protected species, we will be accompanied by professionals when we go into the water."

All members of Erxia: "..."

All right, we don't deserve it.

[Hahaha is not for the safety of the students, but for the safety of the nationally protected species]

Xia Nan threw the diving suit angrily.

"Why is there nothing to eat?" Xu Yixin looked around again.

"Yes." Wen Nian said.

Xu Yixin: "?"

Wen Nian: "It's covered by clothes."

Xu Yixin was sitting on the auspicious suit. When he heard the words, he lowered his head, flipped his clothes, and revealed two boxes of compressed military dry rations.

Everyone: "..."

Xu Yixin quickly covered it, and Xia Nan picked up the diving suit again.

"That's for the safety of the nationally protected species to enter the water." Xia Nan said.

Wen Nian came over, held the compressed biscuit in his hand, looked at it for a while, and said, "It's not as bad as you think, but it tastes pretty good."

Shen Han: "Have you eaten?"

Wen Nian nodded: "It's a bit like halva."

Shen Han: "..."

Xu Yixin couldn't believe how delicious this thing made of wheat flour and sugar could be. He covered it with his clothes and patted Xia Nan's thigh: "I want to eat lobster, it's up to you."

"It's fine to eat lobster," Xia Nan fiddled with the diving suit, "You have to tell me how to wear it first? What about the oxygen tank? On the back or on the waist?"

Everyone: "..."

Xu Yixin took the backpack and started stuffing compressed biscuits: "It's important to save your life."

[Hahahahaha, life is the most important thing. Seeing Brother Nan holding a diving suit all the time, I thought he was some kind of diving master, but you told me that you can't even wear a diving suit? 】

[It's because I'm too young, just knowing that this is a sand sculpture group show, there will definitely be some famous scenes, but I didn't expect the famous scenes to be framed]

The last three backpacks were so stuffed that they were about to explode before everyone stopped.

The bags are ready, but a group of people don't want to go out for a long time.

【How do you make it look like you are going to die when you go camping?】

【What are Shen Hanhan and Brother Nan discussing?Both of them looked back four or five times]

Shen Han turned his head frequently, not to mention the people in the live broadcast room, even Wen Nian noticed it.

"What are you looking at?" Wen Nian asked.

Shen Han hesitated for a long time, and said, "To be honest, I kind of want that auspicious suit."

Wen Nian: "."

Xia Nan: "To be honest, I'm also a little moved."

Xu Yixin: "Why don't you do something for fun?"

Shen Han: "Isn't there a big temperature difference between day and night at the beach? I think it's okay to bring one."

Xia Nan: "Yes."

Shen Han: "You can use Xia Nan as pajamas at night."

Xia Nan: "..."

The barrage burst out laughing.

[I said that if you are a man, your heart will be moved hahahaha]

[Last year on my brother's birthday, I bought an auspicious suit to trick him. He hated it so much, but turned around and put it on in the room hahahaha]

[Wear it as Xia Nan's pajamas, Brother Han, how did your 37-degree mouth come out with such cold words]

[Politeness: Are you Brother Nan? 】

The few remaining people had no interest in auspicious suits, but when Shen Han and Xia Nan sang together, the khaki color became more pleasing to the eye.

"Director, we have already taken such things, can't you give one away?"

Director team: "???"

How can you say so confidently that you have taken so many things, why can't you give me another one?

The director team entered a state of emergency consultation.

[Is this something urgent to discuss? ? ? 】

[Er Xia wants auspicious clothes, so I will take a break - clean up some useless things]

[The program team has an urgent discussion, and I will take a break to talk about it—clean up some useless things]

[Summary: Clean up some useless YYDS]

Director Wu was halfway through the discussion, and looked at Shen Han: "What did you just say you wanted to give Xia Nan with this clothes?"

Shen Han: "As pajamas."

"Who wants to take this... ummmm." Xia Nan was jointly suppressed by Xu Yixin, Yu Hang, Li Siyuan and Chu Xiangyang.

Wu Guang waved his hand: "It can be regarded as a new use that the brand has not developed. Take it away."

The barrage was another round of overwhelming "hahaha".

I don’t know if it’s luck, but the sun is not shining in Shuangcheng today, and the sea breeze blows up the dry grass that falls on the beach, and it even feels cool.

A group of people carrying three large bags looked like renters who had been kicked out, standing outside the fence and watching the villa close the door.

Li Siyuan: "On the way here, I heard from the dock staff that the program team has already rented this villa. They spent so much money to rent it, and they can't live on their own, so they put supplies for us?"

Xu Yixin pondered for a while: "Maybe this villa is just like a desert oasis or a mirage, which we can see but not touch. It is mainly used to torture our minds."

Xia Nan: "As long as our minds need so much money to torture???"

Everyone: "..."

"Forget it. Hurry up and set up a tent before the weather is too hot. If you can't set it up properly, it will be swept away by the sea at night."

"Can't you say something auspicious?"

Shen Han hugged Xia Nan's pajamas and went out a few steps, then suddenly stopped.

He turned his head slowly, looked at the villa, and a thought flashed through his mind, grabbing Wen Nian who was walking forward.

"Every year."

"Ok?"

"Do you still remember that when Ying Hai wanted to sign you, director Wu called you to reveal the news about the group?"

"Remember... hug your clothes better, they are all dragged on the floor."

Shen Han put away his clothes: "Then do you still remember what Director Wu told you?"

Wen Nian: "?"

Shen Han looked at Wen Nian seriously: "Director Wu said that the participants are probably Erxia's students, and at the same time, he will actively invite... mentors."

Wen Nian suddenly fell silent.

Shen Han swallowed.

"You said that the villa would not be for..."

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