Shen Han pinched the back of Xia Nan's fate with two fingers.

"First of all, it was an accident."

"I don't have decayed vocal cords."

"It's called the moving sound of nature."

Shen Han pressed his fingers twice: "Secondly, I didn't use my rotten vocal cords to shout out the words 'I'm fucking here', don't add drama to me."

"Finally, why do you remember everything so clearly???"

"Okay, okay, you didn't, it's so itchy, let go." Xia Nan shrank his neck and shouted.

"Corrupt vocal cords, moving sounds of nature, how about you two playing this rap?" Xu Yixin laughed so hard that his stomach ached.

Not long after, the fans who came to see off Shen Han and Xia Nan twisted together again, and Wen Nian sighed and separated the two again.

The program team was afraid of disturbing the order of the airport, so they specially arranged a VIP waiting room. The fans were disbanding in an orderly manner, when they suddenly received news from Shen Han's blog.

Shen Han V: "If you want to speak, tears flow first."

The accompanying picture is a signboard for the airport passageway.

Everyone: "???"

Everyone was confused by Shen Han's sudden "sorrowful spring and autumn", and then saw Xia Nan's latest comment. He didn't say anything, and only brought one The topic of #, the bottom responds, and is instantly overwhelmed by "haha".

Shen Han was also amused, picked a few comments to reply, leaned back on the chair and shouted "Niannian" several times: "Look at this comment hahaha, she also asked about the airport, you should remember it."

Wen Nian was looking down at a geography magazine, "Yeah" said: "I still remember when we walked through the VIP passage at Exit A, we ran into each other."

Wen Nian paused, and said, "You still gave me a look."

Shen Han: "..."

Then there is no need to remember so clearly.

"What? Is there such a thing??" Xu Yixin asked hurriedly.

That tone, as if Shen Han didn't glared at Wen Nian in the passage, but gave Wen Nian a knife in the passage.

"...I didn't stare at you," Shen Han hurriedly corrected himself, "It's because there were too many people surrounding you at the airport. I didn't see your face at all at that time, so I took a closer look when I walked through the aisle."

"But it's true that I wasn't very happy those few days. I thought you were some unofficial artist who was making a fuss about you." Shen Han said truthfully.

"Maybe it's because I'm obviously upset, Brother Lin sent a message to my brother."

Shen Han's tone suddenly became mysterious: "Do you know what brother Lin sent to my brother?"

Wen Nianzheng saw the introduction of the Gufeng Plain Karst, and asked casually, "What."

Shen Han: "He reminded my brother not to be too partial."

Wen Nian's hand flicked through the magazine, before he had time to speak, Shen Han had already said to himself: "Damn, I just remembered it now."

Wen Nian: "?"

"At that time, I was still thinking that my brother was my own brother, and his elbow would definitely not turn out, but now that I think about it, you are also from our family, so it seems that you didn't turn out."

"Damn, Brother Lin is right, why doesn't he set up a stall to tell fortunes?"

Wen Nian: "..."

Two hours later, the plane arrived in Shuangcheng, and the group of people took another two hours in the car before arriving at...the destination?pier?

Everyone turned to look at the director team.

A little different from the live broadcast on the Internet, this time the Tuan Zong followed Erxia's model and adopted the method of recording and broadcasting plus live broadcasting.

After all, it was a three-day recording, and the whole process of live broadcasting was too difficult. After the enlightenment from Erxia Chenqi’s live broadcast room, the program team felt that this method was the most feasible, and fixed four hours a day for live broadcasting, two hours in the morning and two hours in the afternoon, with occasional extra sessions , and the rest are edited into a collection.

On the first day of recording today, in order to get off to a good start and to test the endurance of the live broadcast room, the live broadcast channel will be opened as soon as it lands.

The flow of holiday explosions is vividly reflected.

When the camera is turned on, the seagulls are flying together, the sound of the waves is surging, and the beautiful sea view comes into view.

[Cloud tourism, this sea view is absolutely amazing, no wonder the funding is exploding! 】

However, in the next second, the camera suddenly zoomed in.

A row of small boats docked on the shore drifted with the waves.

Immediately afterwards, everyone in the live broadcast room heard Xia Nan's voice.

"Director, don't tell me that we took a plane for two hours, took a bus for another two hours, and finally took a boat."

Everyone's legs in Er Xia went limp.

Xu Yixin glanced at the boat beside him, and suddenly said, "Ugh."

Everyone: "..."

"Sorry, I'm seasick."

"The boat hasn't boarded yet, why are you getting seasick?" Yu Hang asked.

"I have seasickness, it's very serious, over 800 degrees," Xu Yixin said weakly, "It's an old problem."

"Eight Baidu? I haven't seen you wearing glasses before," Chu Xiangyang said, "And I've heard of glaucoma, myopia, presbyopia, what is this seasickness eye?"

Xia Nan looked at Shen Han: "Haven't you and Lao Xu been together since elementary school? What's wrong with him?"

Shen Han: "I've never heard of it."

[I'm really going to die laughing at this group of people, I've never heard of it hahaha]

【How did Brother Xin say the words seasick eyes in such a serious manner?The key is that Chu Chu really believed it. 】

"It's been a long morning's journey, everyone has worked hard," the director of the field control clapped his hands and smiled amiably with a loudspeaker, "Now welcome everyone to the beautiful Shuangcheng."

Xu Yixin: "Ugh."

Everyone: "..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Xu Yixin said with a bitter face, "I'm sorry for the beautiful Shuangcheng, I'm sorry for the beautiful and hardworking people of Shuangcheng, I really want to vomit."

[Beautiful and hardworking people of Shuangcheng, Xin Ge has a desire to survive hahahaha]

Wen Nian suddenly remembered the mints in his pocket: "I don't know if it's useful, just eat one and see."

Xu Yixin took one in his mouth, and finally suppressed the bitterness on the back of his tongue: "Niannian, you are my God."

[If it wasn't for the news of the start of the recording, it was still hanging on the hot search on Weibo, seeing Brother Xin being tortured, I would have thought the recording was over]

The control director gave a brief introduction to Shuangcheng, and said passionately: "Now invite the team members to board the boat!"

[Brother Xin: Vomit. 】

[Brother Xin: Vomit. 】

Like a "lifeless rag doll", Xu Yixin was put on the boat by Yu Hang and Li Siyuan, one on the left and one on the right, and just as he was put down, he was splashed on the face by the water raised by the oars.

Xu Yixin: "..."

"Didn't you say that the program team has enough funds? If the cruise ship can't find it, you have to buy a slightly larger assault boat. What's the matter with this small fishing boat with crooked oars?" Chu Xiangyang said while shrinking in the corner of the boat.

Yu Hang: "Don't ask, if you ask, you have no money."

Program group: "..."

Fortunately, it wasn't long before we took the boat. Ten minutes later, the boat docked at a small island.

When the magnificent villa overlooking the coast appeared in front of them, everyone in Erxia suddenly breathed freely, and even Xu Yixin's [-] degrees of seasickness healed, which can be called a medical miracle.

"I take back what I just said," Yu Hang said, turning his head to the camera, "Thank you for the gift from the program team."

【Don't ask, ask is rich】

【I can bend and stretch my Brother Hang】

[Holy shit, this villa can be known just by looking at the distant view]

【Wealthy Program Group】

"This is the correct way to open the group!" Shen Han opened his arms to embrace the sea breeze. After embracing, he turned to Wen Nian and said, "This villa has several floors, and there must be many rooms... What are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, I just feel a little strange."

"What's strange?"

Wen Nian looked back at the moored boat, and then at the villa in front of him: "Why doesn't the boat stop at the south of the villa, and stop at the back door?"

Shen Han: "Maybe it's closer?"

"Maybe." Wen Nian put away his thoughts and followed the large army towards the villa.

There are already staff waiting at the back door.

The interior of the villa, whose outer walls are dominated by black and white, is very warm. After bypassing the small wall at the back door, as soon as you enter the house, you will see a living room filled with... Everyone thought for a long time before they thought of a suitable word. —Materials.

Ropes, sabers, umbrellas, fans... and two oversized hiking camouflage backpacks on the couch.

In short, there is nothing that should appear in this kind of holiday villa, but a lot of things that don't need to appear.

The most conspicuous thing is a blockade stretching from the kitchen on the first floor to the stairs leading to the second floor, with the words "No students passing" written in six characters.

Everyone in Erxia stopped.

An extremely bad premonition flooded their hearts like a cloud.

"Director, what does 'prohibit students from passing' mean?" Shen Han tried hard to stabilize his voice.

"It's literally," said the director.

Xu Yixin: "Then how do we go upstairs? Do we sleep in the living room?"

Director: "Of course you won't be allowed to sleep in the living room."

Xu Yixin and Xia Nan looked at each other and comforted each other: "It's okay, it's okay."

"This villa is not for you to live in."

"We made a decision that went against the purpose of the show."

"Let you sleep outside."

All members of Erxia: "..."

The question that Wen Nian had been wondering was finally answered. The reason why the boat stopped at the back door was because a camera had been set up outside the front door.

The program team deliberately bypassed it, just to give them the illusion that they could live in a villa.

[Hahahahahaha a decision that goes against the purpose of the program]

[I knew it, I knew it!When I first saw the villa, I wanted to say why director Wu suddenly changed his gender and was so kind to these kids. This is the correct way to open the group! ! ! 】

[I thought it was sunny beach food, but I didn’t expect it to be desert island survival]

During the second summer and the millions of people watching in the live broadcast room, Director Wu walked to the sofa, patted on the three camouflage backpacks, and said, "Now you can choose from all the supplies you can see in the living room. It must be packed into these three backpacks to be taken away, and we only certify the things that are put into the backpack.”

Everyone: "..."

"But there is good news for everyone. In order to reduce the difficulty, the program team has arranged an all-aluminum pole tent that can accommodate 8 to 10 people. The safety performance has been tested and it can withstand strong winds and heavy rains by the sea. Install it yourself."

Everyone: "..."

Xia Nan was already sitting on the ground, and his hand happened to be pressed against something hairy and prickly. He thought it was a carpet, and when he took a look, the veins on his forehead twitched wildly.

"Director, can you tell me why there are desert camouflage auspicious suits as thick as down jackets in the materials prepared on this island where the highest temperature can reach more than 30 degrees? Can someone shoot us on this island???"

Director Wu glanced at it and said calmly: "Oh, this one is sponsored by the brand, including these three hiking camouflage large-capacity backpacks. I would like to thank the Revenant mobile game for its strong support for this program."

All members of Erxia: "..."

[Sponsor The Revenant Hunter hahahahaha absolutely amazing]

【Sponsor: Net some useless】

[It's over, the sand sculpture atmosphere has started to spread to the sponsors yet]

【"Useless" sponsors added】

[If you’re a man, choose this one please please please]

[99 I 99 I really can't stop laughing]

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