*The timeline is before the 88 bridge incident
"—So, is this a surprise you guys prepared for me?"
In the school hospital, the family member Nitzi sat on the armchair with his legs crossed, and his eyes, which were tortured by work with severe dark circles, glanced at the three old classmates one after another. For the current situation that was outrageous but happened to them, it was very reasonable After quitting smoking for many years, she really wanted to light a cigarette to calm down.
"No, it was just an accident." It was Gojo Satoru's voice.
Jia Ruozi pressed his forehead: "Introduce yourselves, I can't tell the difference."
"I think it's easy to recognize?" The white-haired young man blinked his pale blue eyes, and he pulled the black eyepatch up to his neck as a scarf. He raised a slightly unnatural but very familiar smile: "I am sound."
Looking left and right, it should be Gojo Satoru who said so, like a prank without technical content.
Jia Ruozi nodded calmly: "Well, I can recognize it if you smile."
She looked away and looked at the other two: "Then you two are..."
The black-haired young man with disheveled hair raised his hand happily, and made a sideways gesture to a scissors hand in front of his slender eyes: "Gojo Satoru desu~☆"
"Wu, don't use my body to make such an expression." The blond young man with only one hair sticking up reminded with a smile. According to the method of elimination, his real identity is Xia Youjie.
Apparently, the three of them had swapped souls.
The cause of things is simple.
Yesterday, the manga that Guan Yueyin had been chasing for a long time had its final chapter. In the end, it turned from a work of gods to a masterpiece of peerlessness in one chapter. There are super-level spells born from the readers' resentment towards the author.
The same victim also has another Two-dimensional fellow, Gojo Satoru,
Although Wujo Satoru was caught off guard by the final words and fed a mouthful of shit, his reaction was not as sincere as Guanyueyin's. However, as a person who enjoys watching the excitement, he resolutely joined the ranks of fanning the flames, and did not want to Keep filling Guan Yueyin's wine glass.
However, if you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet.
Guanyueyin turned against the guest, and used the aggressive method to pour a bottle of wine to Wujo Wu, who claimed to be a teetotaler.
Gojo Satoru, who couldn't drink enough, was knocked down on the spot, and Guanyueyin, who was a little drunk, opened another bottle of wine to celebrate his wit, and he also began to lose his mind.
The scene has been out of control ever since.
As soon as Xia Youjie returned home after completing the task, he saw Guan Yueyin in the living room holding his mobile phone crookedly, posing as if the domain was unfolding, and next to him, Gojo Satoru with blushing cheeks was smiling silly. Waving the flag to cheer, the tea table in front of the sofa was full of wine bottles.
Xia Youjie: "..."
what's the situation?Could it be that the manga they were chasing became a bad one?
He couldn't help but have the illusion that "a single father was violently assaulted face to face by two mentally handicapped children at home after get off work".
This is not over yet.
The blond young man who couldn't even stand still suddenly had a cold look in his eyes, raised his head and chest, changed his limp and weak appearance just now, and assumed a posture with smooth muscles and lines, and it was impossible to tell from his appearance that he was drunk .
He shouted valiantly.
"Lead, the field expands!"
""Right, so what, I forgot later"! "
Xia Youjie: "???"
A large amount of mana burst out suddenly, and the dotted light blue codes spread out from the mobile phone. Before Xia Youjie could stop it, he was dragged into the field together with Gojo Satoru.
Xia Youjie felt that it was not the right time for him to come back. He stepped into the house with his front foot, and stepped into the field with his back foot. He watched the light blue background turn into a striking red amidst the alarm sound, which meant that the owner of the field had activated the GM authority. He couldn't help but get a headache.
He tried to communicate: "Yin, what do you want to do?"
Guan Yueyin yelled angrily: "I want to expel all the memories about that manga! Delete them all!"
"Delete! Delete! Delete!"
Gojo Satoru almost made the same emoticon pack as "Tui Tui Tui", but he was so drunk that he fell to the ground with a plop and fell into a deep sleep. It seemed that he wouldn't wake up for a while.
"Calm down." Xia Youjie tried to dissuade, "Go to sleep first, and then delete after you wake up, I'm afraid you will delete the wrong memory."
"How could it be possible to sleep!?" Guan Yueyin was emotional, "The comics are automatically turned into animations in my mind and played in a non-stop loop! I can't stand this kind of torture!"
He knelt down, hugged his weak, pitiful and helpless self, and sobbed with tears: "I can't stand it... I am chasing after you seriously like a fool who has been played around..."
The corner of Xia Youjie's mouth twitched: "Then let me help you fall asleep physically?"
Guan Yueyin didn't pay attention to it, and went straight to the operation, but because his mind was not very clear, not only did he not delete the memory, but all three people in the field reorganized their souls.
The domain shattered with a "snap".
The soul is exchanged, but the state of the body remains the same.
Guanyueyin in Wujou's shell passed out completely, Xia Youjie in Guanyueyin's shell staggered and fell on the sofa, but Wujou in Xia Youjie's shell suddenly woke up, But there was a gap in his memory, and he couldn't remember what happened when he was drunk.
Gojo Satoru silently stared at "Gojo Satoru" on the floor. He tugged the bangs on his forehead, touched the ball on the top of his head, and finally turned his head to look at the TV. The dark screen reflected his current situation. look like.
Wutiaowu: "..."
"Rebirth: I am Xia Youjie"?
Although Gojo Satoru knew nothing about what happened while he was drunk, he immediately locked the suspicion on Avalokitesvara who was the only one who had the ability to realize this absurd thing. He walked around to the sofa, bent down and pushed the half-dreaming, half-awake blond youth: " Tone! Don’t sleep! There’s a big problem!”
Sakura 〇 Takahiro's voice blurted out, he was not used to it.
But this is not the point.
The point is that Gojo Satoru is horrified to find that there is only one anti-counterfeiting hair of Guanyueyin left.
a...
There is only one person related to this special setting...
So this man is...
"Jie?" Gojo Satoru called out tentatively.
"...Huh?" The blond young man responded slowly. He opened one eye and said in a daze, "When did we buy a mirror for our living room..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
It's hopeless, let's die.
He stood up straight and looked at Wujo Wu, the real Avalokitesvara, who was sleeping unconscious on the ground with a delicate and novel mood.
Guanyueyin: "Zzzz..."
Gojo Satoru couldn't help wondering whether Xia Youjie's body had a special setting. No matter who the soul in this body was, as long as he took over this body, he would become the one who worried the most among the three of them.
The next day, Guan Yueyin and Xia Youjie woke up from the wine, and the three of them sat around on the carpet and stared at each other. The atmosphere was a bit delicate.
Xia Youjie can't use Guanyueyin's body domain expansion for the time being. No matter how talented he is, it will take time to adapt to the new body and new techniques, especially to the extent of domain expansion. Guanyueyin said that he He vaguely remembered that he had set a time limit, and it might automatically change back when the time came, but he couldn't remember how long the time limit was.
"I'm also very helpless." Guan Yueyin said innocently, "My field is too strong, and I can handle you both when I'm drunk. What can I do?"
He pointed to his face self-consciously: "If you want to hit me, please hit here."
Gojo Satoru: "?"
Gojo Satoru: "That's my face!"
Guan Yueyin blinked: "But I was the one who was beaten."
"It's obviously me!"
Guan Yueyin said earnestly: "Don't be idealistic."
Gojo Satoru rolled up his sleeves without thinking and beat Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie: "?"
He is the most innocent one! ?
"This incident taught me a truth." Guan Yueyin sighed.
Just when Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu thought that he was reflecting on what he had done, he continued sadly: "It turns out that calling the full name of the field is a scam. Which official account spread this rumor?"
"..." x2
The guy wasn't reflecting at all!
After a while of flying around, and now, the three of them went to the school hospital of the college to find the help of Jia Ruozi, but no matter how exquisite her reversal technique was, she was helpless in this situation.
There are only two paths before them.
[-]. Give full play to the subjective initiative, let Xia Youjie learn the field of Avalokitesvara.
Two, resign to fate and wait for the time limit to end, but this wait may be a lifetime.
Xia Youjie, who was entrusted with the important task, smiled slightly: "It's not a big problem, it shouldn't be difficult."
Guan Yueyin put on the same smile: "If you can't practice for seven days, you're a puppy."
Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows: "Have you worked out?"
Guanyueyin said without changing his face, "That Wu is a puppy."
Gojo Satoru: "?"
Gojo Satoru: "I suddenly felt that beating my body is not a big deal."
Wearing Xia Youjie's shell, Wu Tiaowu rushed towards Guanyueyin with all his teeth and claws. He lost his convenient and easy-to-aiming hair, and he locked his target on the cheek.
It sounds amazing to pinch "your own" face by yourself.
Unfortunately, he failed.
Not because Avalokitesvara dodged, but because he was blocked by "No Lower Limit".
"..."
The school hospital was quiet for a second.
Home into the glass: "Pfft."
Guanyueyin: "Wow, it's amazing!"
Xia Youjie: "You also have today."
Gojo Satoru was incompetent and furious: "Is this reasonable!?"
He was blocked by his own technique, who would believe it if he told it!
In fact, all this is not from the subjective consciousness of Avalokitesvara. Thanks to the blessing of Liuyan, he has been in a chaotic state of looking at the world under a microscope after changing his body, let alone relying on Liuyan to perform fine mantra operations to achieve the use of "unlimited magic". lower limit".
However, the "no lower limit" that is cut into automatic gear is engraved into DNA as muscle memory, and he does not need to turn it on manually at all.
Therefore, without any surprise, Wujo Satoru, who tried to "plot evil" on this body, was identified as a dangerous element and blocked by "No Lower Limit".
Gojo Satoru said faintly, "I feel like I've been betrayed by my own technique."
"—So, is this a surprise you guys prepared for me?"
In the school hospital, the family member Nitzi sat on the armchair with his legs crossed, and his eyes, which were tortured by work with severe dark circles, glanced at the three old classmates one after another. For the current situation that was outrageous but happened to them, it was very reasonable After quitting smoking for many years, she really wanted to light a cigarette to calm down.
"No, it was just an accident." It was Gojo Satoru's voice.
Jia Ruozi pressed his forehead: "Introduce yourselves, I can't tell the difference."
"I think it's easy to recognize?" The white-haired young man blinked his pale blue eyes, and he pulled the black eyepatch up to his neck as a scarf. He raised a slightly unnatural but very familiar smile: "I am sound."
Looking left and right, it should be Gojo Satoru who said so, like a prank without technical content.
Jia Ruozi nodded calmly: "Well, I can recognize it if you smile."
She looked away and looked at the other two: "Then you two are..."
The black-haired young man with disheveled hair raised his hand happily, and made a sideways gesture to a scissors hand in front of his slender eyes: "Gojo Satoru desu~☆"
"Wu, don't use my body to make such an expression." The blond young man with only one hair sticking up reminded with a smile. According to the method of elimination, his real identity is Xia Youjie.
Apparently, the three of them had swapped souls.
The cause of things is simple.
Yesterday, the manga that Guan Yueyin had been chasing for a long time had its final chapter. In the end, it turned from a work of gods to a masterpiece of peerlessness in one chapter. There are super-level spells born from the readers' resentment towards the author.
The same victim also has another Two-dimensional fellow, Gojo Satoru,
Although Wujo Satoru was caught off guard by the final words and fed a mouthful of shit, his reaction was not as sincere as Guanyueyin's. However, as a person who enjoys watching the excitement, he resolutely joined the ranks of fanning the flames, and did not want to Keep filling Guan Yueyin's wine glass.
However, if you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet.
Guanyueyin turned against the guest, and used the aggressive method to pour a bottle of wine to Wujo Wu, who claimed to be a teetotaler.
Gojo Satoru, who couldn't drink enough, was knocked down on the spot, and Guanyueyin, who was a little drunk, opened another bottle of wine to celebrate his wit, and he also began to lose his mind.
The scene has been out of control ever since.
As soon as Xia Youjie returned home after completing the task, he saw Guan Yueyin in the living room holding his mobile phone crookedly, posing as if the domain was unfolding, and next to him, Gojo Satoru with blushing cheeks was smiling silly. Waving the flag to cheer, the tea table in front of the sofa was full of wine bottles.
Xia Youjie: "..."
what's the situation?Could it be that the manga they were chasing became a bad one?
He couldn't help but have the illusion that "a single father was violently assaulted face to face by two mentally handicapped children at home after get off work".
This is not over yet.
The blond young man who couldn't even stand still suddenly had a cold look in his eyes, raised his head and chest, changed his limp and weak appearance just now, and assumed a posture with smooth muscles and lines, and it was impossible to tell from his appearance that he was drunk .
He shouted valiantly.
"Lead, the field expands!"
""Right, so what, I forgot later"! "
Xia Youjie: "???"
A large amount of mana burst out suddenly, and the dotted light blue codes spread out from the mobile phone. Before Xia Youjie could stop it, he was dragged into the field together with Gojo Satoru.
Xia Youjie felt that it was not the right time for him to come back. He stepped into the house with his front foot, and stepped into the field with his back foot. He watched the light blue background turn into a striking red amidst the alarm sound, which meant that the owner of the field had activated the GM authority. He couldn't help but get a headache.
He tried to communicate: "Yin, what do you want to do?"
Guan Yueyin yelled angrily: "I want to expel all the memories about that manga! Delete them all!"
"Delete! Delete! Delete!"
Gojo Satoru almost made the same emoticon pack as "Tui Tui Tui", but he was so drunk that he fell to the ground with a plop and fell into a deep sleep. It seemed that he wouldn't wake up for a while.
"Calm down." Xia Youjie tried to dissuade, "Go to sleep first, and then delete after you wake up, I'm afraid you will delete the wrong memory."
"How could it be possible to sleep!?" Guan Yueyin was emotional, "The comics are automatically turned into animations in my mind and played in a non-stop loop! I can't stand this kind of torture!"
He knelt down, hugged his weak, pitiful and helpless self, and sobbed with tears: "I can't stand it... I am chasing after you seriously like a fool who has been played around..."
The corner of Xia Youjie's mouth twitched: "Then let me help you fall asleep physically?"
Guan Yueyin didn't pay attention to it, and went straight to the operation, but because his mind was not very clear, not only did he not delete the memory, but all three people in the field reorganized their souls.
The domain shattered with a "snap".
The soul is exchanged, but the state of the body remains the same.
Guanyueyin in Wujou's shell passed out completely, Xia Youjie in Guanyueyin's shell staggered and fell on the sofa, but Wujou in Xia Youjie's shell suddenly woke up, But there was a gap in his memory, and he couldn't remember what happened when he was drunk.
Gojo Satoru silently stared at "Gojo Satoru" on the floor. He tugged the bangs on his forehead, touched the ball on the top of his head, and finally turned his head to look at the TV. The dark screen reflected his current situation. look like.
Wutiaowu: "..."
"Rebirth: I am Xia Youjie"?
Although Gojo Satoru knew nothing about what happened while he was drunk, he immediately locked the suspicion on Avalokitesvara who was the only one who had the ability to realize this absurd thing. He walked around to the sofa, bent down and pushed the half-dreaming, half-awake blond youth: " Tone! Don’t sleep! There’s a big problem!”
Sakura 〇 Takahiro's voice blurted out, he was not used to it.
But this is not the point.
The point is that Gojo Satoru is horrified to find that there is only one anti-counterfeiting hair of Guanyueyin left.
a...
There is only one person related to this special setting...
So this man is...
"Jie?" Gojo Satoru called out tentatively.
"...Huh?" The blond young man responded slowly. He opened one eye and said in a daze, "When did we buy a mirror for our living room..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
It's hopeless, let's die.
He stood up straight and looked at Wujo Wu, the real Avalokitesvara, who was sleeping unconscious on the ground with a delicate and novel mood.
Guanyueyin: "Zzzz..."
Gojo Satoru couldn't help wondering whether Xia Youjie's body had a special setting. No matter who the soul in this body was, as long as he took over this body, he would become the one who worried the most among the three of them.
The next day, Guan Yueyin and Xia Youjie woke up from the wine, and the three of them sat around on the carpet and stared at each other. The atmosphere was a bit delicate.
Xia Youjie can't use Guanyueyin's body domain expansion for the time being. No matter how talented he is, it will take time to adapt to the new body and new techniques, especially to the extent of domain expansion. Guanyueyin said that he He vaguely remembered that he had set a time limit, and it might automatically change back when the time came, but he couldn't remember how long the time limit was.
"I'm also very helpless." Guan Yueyin said innocently, "My field is too strong, and I can handle you both when I'm drunk. What can I do?"
He pointed to his face self-consciously: "If you want to hit me, please hit here."
Gojo Satoru: "?"
Gojo Satoru: "That's my face!"
Guan Yueyin blinked: "But I was the one who was beaten."
"It's obviously me!"
Guan Yueyin said earnestly: "Don't be idealistic."
Gojo Satoru rolled up his sleeves without thinking and beat Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie: "?"
He is the most innocent one! ?
"This incident taught me a truth." Guan Yueyin sighed.
Just when Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu thought that he was reflecting on what he had done, he continued sadly: "It turns out that calling the full name of the field is a scam. Which official account spread this rumor?"
"..." x2
The guy wasn't reflecting at all!
After a while of flying around, and now, the three of them went to the school hospital of the college to find the help of Jia Ruozi, but no matter how exquisite her reversal technique was, she was helpless in this situation.
There are only two paths before them.
[-]. Give full play to the subjective initiative, let Xia Youjie learn the field of Avalokitesvara.
Two, resign to fate and wait for the time limit to end, but this wait may be a lifetime.
Xia Youjie, who was entrusted with the important task, smiled slightly: "It's not a big problem, it shouldn't be difficult."
Guan Yueyin put on the same smile: "If you can't practice for seven days, you're a puppy."
Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows: "Have you worked out?"
Guanyueyin said without changing his face, "That Wu is a puppy."
Gojo Satoru: "?"
Gojo Satoru: "I suddenly felt that beating my body is not a big deal."
Wearing Xia Youjie's shell, Wu Tiaowu rushed towards Guanyueyin with all his teeth and claws. He lost his convenient and easy-to-aiming hair, and he locked his target on the cheek.
It sounds amazing to pinch "your own" face by yourself.
Unfortunately, he failed.
Not because Avalokitesvara dodged, but because he was blocked by "No Lower Limit".
"..."
The school hospital was quiet for a second.
Home into the glass: "Pfft."
Guanyueyin: "Wow, it's amazing!"
Xia Youjie: "You also have today."
Gojo Satoru was incompetent and furious: "Is this reasonable!?"
He was blocked by his own technique, who would believe it if he told it!
In fact, all this is not from the subjective consciousness of Avalokitesvara. Thanks to the blessing of Liuyan, he has been in a chaotic state of looking at the world under a microscope after changing his body, let alone relying on Liuyan to perform fine mantra operations to achieve the use of "unlimited magic". lower limit".
However, the "no lower limit" that is cut into automatic gear is engraved into DNA as muscle memory, and he does not need to turn it on manually at all.
Therefore, without any surprise, Wujo Satoru, who tried to "plot evil" on this body, was identified as a dangerous element and blocked by "No Lower Limit".
Gojo Satoru said faintly, "I feel like I've been betrayed by my own technique."
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