At [-]:[-] in the morning, the sun rose from the horizon, and the sky turned fish-belly. At the moment when the first light of dawn fell on the earth, the alarm bell of Happy Farm went straight to the sky at a decibel level no less than that of an air defense siren.

That's how Xia Youjie was woken up.

This is the second day after he was thrown into Happy Farm, it can be seen that his remarks made Guan Yueyin very angry.

He called up the virtual screen of the game world to check the time.

The alarm clock at ten past four is cruel enough.

Xia Youjie lamented that he died before he could leave school, rubbed his temples and sat up, the wooden bed under him creaked, the cheerful "Song of Stealing Vegetables" lingered in his ears, and his gloomy and tired The mood is in stark contrast.

It's not that he doesn't want to continue to sleep, even if he has developed the ability to sleep peacefully in the thundering bg, within a few minutes, the invisible hand from the electronic world will push him to act according to the schedule. Like nc that is typed ahead and has to be executed.

Instead of being a marionette at the mercy of others and unable to control your own body, it is better to consciously click on the requirements to complete the task.

After all, the instigator is Guan Yueyin, this guy is angry, but he will never hurt himself.

……maybe.

The [-]:[-] a.m. routine has taken its toll.

Xia Youjie sighed in his heart, if he hadn't been tempted by the soba dinner invitation that day and insisted not to let Guan Yueyin accompany him to do the task, maybe he would have run away and disappeared at this moment.

Everything you say now is an afterthought.

He could only pray sincerely, hoping that when he was released, Guan Yueyin would have calmed down.

Xia Youjie put on a white old man's shirt and big pants that are convenient for working, put on flip-flops and sandals that are convenient for working, and walked out of the thatched hut for him to rest.After washing in the sink at the entrance, he picked up the straw hat that covered the scarecrow and put it on his head, ready for today's hard work.

It's not that he doesn't want to eat breakfast, but that the vegetables haven't grown yet.

Yes, he needs to be self-sufficient.

It stands to reason that being locked into the virtual world by "Everything can be digitized" can keep the state unchanged, but Xia Youjie has been set with hunger and fatigue values, and he must replenish energy and sleep, otherwise he will be ga.

Casual games turned into survival games.

Yes, but not necessary.

Happy Farm is opposite the cabin, and Xia Youjie is only two steps away.

Although it is a farm, there are only six small squares of land in total, and it takes money to develop more land. The style of painting is a commercial cartoon style with thick lines and bright colors, which is very in line with Guanyueyin's "send you to Two- dimensional".

The first thing Xia Youjie did was not to take care of his own crops, but to go to the sign with the user name "Xia Youjie"—yes, he was forced to go online with his real name—and pick up the sack hanging on it.

He tapped the user name on the signage with his hand, and an electronic screen popped up, and there were many strange IDs on which he hadn't added friends.

That's right, the first thing he's going to do is steal food.

Otherwise, why was he woken up by the alarm clock so early!

Xia Youjie randomly clicked on an id that says "I don't want to work hard anymore, rich lady is hungry".

The surrounding environment changed, and it was switched to a desolate farm in the blink of an eye. The farmer seemed to have abandoned the game for a long time, and the food was stolen to the upper limit, and there was no room for him to develop.

Xia Youjie had no choice but to change.

The id this time is "Everyone is responsible for protecting the environment". The farmer is probably a conservationist, and his farm actually has a full 16 yuan of land, which is full of various high-grade crops. A big family.

Xia Youjie tiptoed in to pick roses and grapes, pulled them out and threw them into sacks, while stealing vegetables while lamenting the gap between the rich and the poor. These are things that his level cannot grow for the time being.

In this way, he repeatedly stole vegetables from several farms. He didn't return to his farm until he was reminded that the number of stolen vegetables for the day had reached the upper limit.

This time I made a lot of money.

Xia Youjie put down the sack and brushed the green leaves from his hair with his hands. It happened that the radishes planted yesterday were ready to be picked, so he went into the field and pulled out the radishes one by one.

Looking at the neatly arranged carrots, he actually felt the joy of a good harvest.

Xia Youjie picked up the water bottle and watered the immature tomatoes that had been planted yesterday. The effect was immediate, the dry and cracked soil was revived, and the cracks seemed to have been smashed and all disappeared.

He picked up the insecticide again, and sprayed it over, and the moving pictures of bugs wriggling back and forth in one place evaporated.

After the carrots were pulled out, two fields were vacated. Xia Youjie turned his face to the loess and his back to the sky. He turned the fields with a hoe, sprinkled the corn seeds he had just bought from the store, and turned them again.

Although his operation is definitely not standardized, it is not a big problem. The game world where even vegetables can grow in a day or two does not require common sense.

The work in the morning is over. Although the amount of exercise is not as good as real farming, it still took a lot of time. Xia Youjie put the hoe aside and wiped the sweat from his forehead. The hunger value soared to 80, and the color became eye-catching. Elaborate red.

While checking the remaining maturity time of the tomatoes, he gnawed on a freshly pulled raw radish. The food in the electronic world has no taste and can only reduce the hunger value.

If this point is applied to absorbing the magic spirit ball, he can get rid of the smell of stinky rags, but the problem is that what he swallows at this time is the data of the magic spirit, not the magic spirit. There is no essence in swallowing anything in the virtual world Because of the difference, it cannot achieve the effect of the spell.

Xia Youjie gnawed the carrots three times, and his hunger level was almost down. He set the alarm clock for the tomatoes to ripen, turned and walked towards the parking space.

Yes, he's going to grab a parking spot to earn some extra money.

Xia Youjie ruthlessly slapped a ticket on a strange car parked in his own parking space. The owner of this car with the ID of "Hot Pot is not a fool" is shameless. He still hasn't driven the car away after parking for more than ten hours. This is the kind of person.

Fortunately, his car parked at someone else's house was not ticketed.

It might be that the player hasn't logged in yet, or it might be that the car's concealment is better, either way, Xia Youjie was relieved, and he drove the palm-sized Ferrari away.

Ah yes, his car is not an ordinary Ferrari sports car, but an exquisite Ferrari that can be controlled by a remote control, or a toy car for short.

He is also very helpless, he has no money to buy a luxury car on the second day after entering the game, so he can only buy a low-end version to make do with it.

After grabbing the parking space, there was no time to rest. Xia Youjie rushed to the Happy Restaurant according to the schedule non-stop, and put on the restaurant work clothes. All the work here, such as ordering, cooking, and serving dishes, was done by him alone.

There is no better black-hearted capitalist than this, but he is also the owner of Happy Restaurant.

i squeeze myself jg

If Xia Youjie was a little slow in a certain link, those customers would turn over the table and leave according to the set procedure, and his attitude was so bad that he couldn't help scolding a monkey.

It's not just an ordinary monkey, it's an electronic monkey.

But he couldn't care about the mass-produced NC that was copied and pasted, and the combat protection mechanism didn't allow him to care about it, so he could only swallow his anger and persuade himself not to get angry and give room to the devil.

When Happy Restaurant was open until [-]:[-] pm, Xia Youjie suddenly heard the alarm clock ringing to remind him to collect his vegetables. He immediately exited the restaurant mode and hurried to the farm, fearing that his tomatoes would be stolen if he was a second late.

After picking the tomatoes and planting the Chinese cabbage, he glanced at the hunger bar, ate two tomatoes and two carrots, and went back to work in the Happy Restaurant.

He worked until 95:[-] pm, and his fatigue value was about to break through the [-] mark. Xia Youjie hung up the sign of "Closed Business" and announced the closure of business.

He left the restaurant with a tired body. The effects of the debuff were too realistic. He was more tired than exorcising the curse all day long.With the last of his energy, he gave the crops a one-stop service of watering, fertilizing, weeding, and deworming. He went to patrol the parking area and posted all the tickets that should be posted.

At the moment when the fatigue value reached 99, Xia Youjie took a cold shower exhausted to relieve the high fatigue value, ate a few grapes that he stole this morning, and fell asleep overwhelmed.

But it wasn't over yet. At eleven o'clock in the evening, the alarm clock rang again, reminding him that the car parked in another parking space could be driven back, so he had no choice but to get up and occupy a parking space again, this time to draw a successful conclusion to today's work.

The next morning, the alarm clock rang again on time at four past ten.

Xia Youjie sat up with heavy dark circles under his eyes. After sitting for a few seconds with his brain empty, he picked up the knife on the bedside table and carved the third stroke of the word "正" on the wall, as if a person who had no time It looks like a reform-through-labour prisoner.

happy farm?

Hehe, he suspects that this is the mass production farm of "The Promised 〇 Fantasy Island", and when he is useless, he will dedicate it to ghosts as food.

In this way, Xia Youjie lived a miserable life in a two-dimensional labor camp. Fortunately, he gradually got used to the routine of getting up early and staying late at night. Not only did he not fall asleep when he returned home at night, but he also had plenty of time and energy for him. Calm down and think about life, and think about the relationship between monkeys, humans and labor.

Coincidentally, during this period, Guanyueyin airdropped a gift package of books.

There are no other recreational activities on the farm, not even a color TV, so Xia Youjie watches "Das Kapital" and "Logic" after get off work to pass the time and enrich his inner world.

These unheard of esoteric knowledge are a bit incomprehensible to read, but it does not prevent him from swimming in the ocean of knowledge. The feeling of enlightenment even makes him think that the human beings who do not read these books are the real uncivilized monkeys.

With a simple environment, a hard life, and a rich spirit, if not for his limited education, Xia Youjie, who lived as a hermit, might have been able to write an electronic version of "Humble Room Ming".

Time unknowingly arrived at the day of "coming out of prison".

Xia Youjie, who saw the light of day again, was pushed to the ground by Gojo Satoru with his hands clasped behind his back. The dazzling light shone on his face. He silently looked up at Guanyueyin who was carrying the projector, with only one thought in his mind.

It's half an hour before the deworming.

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