fake god

The Yuying Primary School that An An attends is the only key primary school on the North Shore. The school is small in scale, with only three classes in each grade. A sports festival is held at the end of each year.On this day, parents can enter the campus, visit the school buildings, and participate in fun sports games to cheer for their children's competitions.

The notice stated the date of the sports festival, which was Saturday morning this week.Each student can bring up to two parents into the campus. No matter whether the parents participate or not, they must sign in the receipt column below, and ask the children to bring them back to the class and hand them over to the head teacher.

Lu Ping quickly read the notice and turned it over to find the receipt column, but he didn't expect that a few words had already been written in the receipt column in advance.

Whether to participate: no

Parent's signature: Lu Dabin

"Lu Dabin" is Lu's father's name, but the words lying in the receipt column are crooked, borrowing radicals from each other, staggering here and there.

... It is impossible to see that it was done by an adult.

When he was a child, Lu Ping's papers had to be signed by his parents. If he did not do well in the exam, he would inevitably have to eat "chai".Later, when he gained experience, he first took paper rubbings and practiced over and over again. When he was in the fifth grade, he could imitate Lu's father's signature so closely that he could write it with his eyes closed.In the eyes of his "counterfeiting expert", An An's little trick can be seen through at a glance, and the childish ones can't be more childish!

But people have double standards, Lu Ping raised his eyebrows, and said with a serious face: "An'an, why do you want to imitate your father's signature?"

An An's lie was exposed in an instant, her eyes rolled and she refused to admit it: "No, this is what Dad signed..."

"Really? Then I'll ask him." Lu Ping pretended to call Papa Lu, which shocked the little girl.

An An rushed forward and jumped to grab the notice in his brother's hand: "Brother, give it back to me, give it back to me!"

Lu Ping looked serious: "Then tell me first, why don't you want Dad to go to school?"

An'an pursed her lips and said nothing, her two little hands were tightly clutching the hem of her clothes, almost knotted.

Lu Ping frightened her: "A kid who tells lies won't be able to wear a red scarf!"

This trick is really a great weapon against younger sisters. The little Doudings in the first grade will be put on red scarves by their senior brothers and sisters on Children’s Day. In the second grade, he joined the Young Pioneers.

When she heard that she might not be able to wear the red scarf, An An really became nervous, and blurted out the real reason: "Because the classmates saw Dad selling soaked shrimp!"

"……what?"

Under the surprised gaze of her brother, the little girl repeated in a low voice: "Because, because the students in the class saw Dad selling soaked shrimp, and saw Mom selling embedded cakes..."

As she spoke, her own face blushed first, and she hadn't learned enough complicated words from the textbook to describe her feelings at the moment.When the classmates in the class said loudly: "Do you know that Lu An's father sells soaked shrimps in the night market! I saw it!!" She stood in the eyes of all the children, and at that moment, she felt sorry for her parents' work. Shame, and feel ashamed for this "shame".

After she finished speaking, she immediately lowered her head like a little quail.She was too young, and she knew that her thinking was wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.

She thought her brother would scold her, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't wait for her brother's scolding, but waited for a gentle touch to land on the top of her head.

Lu Ping rubbed the little princess's long braids, and asked softly, "An'an, if you don't want your parents to attend your parent-teacher meeting, then brother, can you?"

"Huh?" An An suddenly raised her head, eyes rounded like her brother's, and repeated in surprise and excitement, "Brother?"

"Yes, brother go." Lu Ping knelt down and held her hands, "Isn't it Saturday morning? It happened that day my parents couldn't go to the market. How about my brother going instead of my parents? Or what do you think, brother going?" Will it embarrass you too?"

An An hurriedly shook her head: "Brother, go! It's best for brother to go!!!"

She threw herself into her brother's arms, wrapped her arms around his neck, and said softly, "I will tell my classmates tomorrow that my brother is a hero who saved people, and my brother will come to hold a parent-teacher meeting for me!"

Lu Ping hugged his sister back, and the little girl leaned in his arms, smiling so happily.Looking at the smile on his younger sister's face, Lu Ping sighed silently in his heart.

……

After returning to school, Lu Ping told Shen Yuze about it.

Although Shen Yuze has only met An An a few times, he has a good impression of her. I remember that she is sweet and well-behaved, and has a very close relationship with her parents. I really can't believe that she would do such a thing.

Shen Yuze: "Didn't you criticize her?"

"If it was me in the past, I would definitely criticize her." Lu Ping shrugged, "But now I feel that I have vanity at the age of 17, how can I criticize her at the age of seven?"

Lu Ping saw it very clearly: "Actually, I can understand her thoughts, because what she experienced is also what I experienced. It's not that she doesn't love my parents, nor does she really feel that selling embedded cakes and soaked shrimps makes her ashamed... She just doesn't know how to deal with the kid's jokes."

A child's world is pure and naked.Good-looking children, children with good grades, and children with rich families naturally stand at the top of the campus pyramid.In a class, some parents are hawkers who set up stalls to do business, and of course there are some parents who open factories to make a lot of money or work in government departments.

Those discriminatory words are not only said by children, but also by adults.Lu Ping has seen and heard too much of that kind of natural disdain.

Lu Ping still remembers that when he was a child, he went to the stall with his parents. From time to time, he could hear the parents who bought things say to their children: "See, if you don't study hard, you will only be able to sell embedded cakes in the future!"

Xiao Luping was so angry that he took his textbooks to the booth the next day, and silently endorsed them when there were no customers.Then I heard someone say: "See, even the children who sell embedded cakes know to study hard. What reason do you have for not studying hard?"

At that time, little Luping would also feel a kind of deep shame, as if selling embedded cakes was born to be inferior to others.

Lu Ping told Shen Yuze: "I know my sister. There is no need to tell her some great truths. When she grows up, she will naturally understand the hard work of her parents. To be honest, I don't think children's thinking is vanity. It can be said to be a self-protection mechanism, if you guide her well, she will come out."

Shen Yuze sighed: "You are such a good brother."

He also has brothers and sisters who are connected by blood, and there will be a pair of twin brothers and sisters who are about to be born in the future, but the five of them can't be regarded as relatives, they are almost enemies who prey on each other.

"Hey, but it's not enough to rely on me as a good brother." Lu Ping smiled slyly, and put his hand on Shen Yuze's shoulder, "'Brother Shen', do you have time on Saturday, come and hold a parent-teacher meeting for my sister!"

Since one student can take care of two parents, of course Lu Ping has to bring Shen Yuze to show off!Shen Yuze is handsome and rich, and like him, he was famous in the life-saving incident... If the double-layer buff is stacked on it, I don't believe those first-year brats are not envious! !

Who would dare to look down on his sister in the future!

In order to coax Shen Yuze to agree, Lu Ping almost lay on his shoulders, pushing and pulling.

Shen Yuze's Adam's apple rolled slightly, and said in a low voice, "Call again."

"...Ah?" Lu Ping didn't respond, "What do you call again?"

"Didn't you call me brother just now?" Shen Yuze chuckled, "Hey, call me brother again, and I'll go if you make me happy."

Lu Ping: "If you want to be ashamed, you are only half a year older than me!"

"It's older than half a year." Shen Yuze thought to himself, not only is he older than Lu Ping in age, he is older than Lu Ping in everything.

What can Lu Ping do? Shen Yuze shamelessly held him as if he wouldn't nod if he disagreed.

But if he was really asked to call Shen Yuze "brother", Lu Ping's shame exploded in an instant, and he couldn't say it no matter what. The two words stuck in his throat. He held back for a long time, his face turned red, and then he let out a very soft cry Of: "... da da."

Da da means elder brother in their local dialect.There is a subtle difference between Lu Ping's voice when he speaks dialects and Mandarin. Every time he speaks Mandarin, his speech speed slows down, he tries to straighten his tongue, and struggles with front and back nasal sounds.But as long as he speaks in tongues, he becomes a free bird, chattering non-stop and raising his pitch.

It was the first time for Shen Yuze to hear him call himself in dialect, as if his heart was scratched by a little furry paw.

"Call again."

"Da da."

"Well, call more."

"Da da, da da, da da... are you annoying?" Lu Ping also had a temper, and said half-ashamedly, "I like to hear people call you da da so much, so go to primary school, it's all children." The fart boy calls you da da, I guarantee that you will hear calluses in your ears."

Shen Yuze said, "Okay."

"...you agree?"

Shen Yuze nodded: "For the sake of you trying so hard to call me 'da da', of course I have to keep my promise and accompany our sister to the parent-teacher meeting."

Lu Ping drew a clear line with him: "What'our sister'? That's my sister!"

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows and didn't continue to argue with him. Anyway, the future is destined to be a family, no matter whose sister she is.

……

In the blink of an eye, it was the weekend, and both Lu's parents and Lu's mother heard from Lu Ping that Shen Yuze was going to attend the parents' open day for his daughter.

Of course, Lu Ping didn't tell them that the younger sister's careful thought on the parents' receipt was afraid that they would be sad.Lu Ping said this: "There is a big fair on Saturday morning. If you go to my sister's school, you won't be able to make a stand. Anyway, I have nothing to do at home, so I can spare half a day to participate. Besides, this time For the sports meeting, children and parents are required to do sports together, and my dad's waist is not good, so I'm afraid that something will happen to him when he runs and jumps."

Father Lu said: "But making money is not as important as you? This is the school's first open day for parents. Neither your mother nor I will go. What do other parents think? Just play."

"Who said making money is not important? Didn't you say that we will open a shop next year? Whether it's renting a shop or buying a shop, money is needed. You two don't worry about it. With me and Shen Yuze here, I will definitely give my sister a competition." First time back!"

Under the son's persuasion, the couple finally agreed to the current arrangement.

The school notice was to arrive at the school at 08:30, and Shen Yuze arrived at Lu's house an hour earlier.Every time he came to the door, he would never come empty-handed. This time he prepared a smart learning machine for An An, coaxed the little girl to jump three feet high, swished in front of Shen Yuze, and hugged his waist with his arms open. He kept calling his brother.

Lu Ping pretended to be jealous: "Whose sister are you? You can only have one brother, tell me, choose him or me?"

An An swayed, she looked at Brother Shen in Yushu Linfeng, then at her own brother, and said awkwardly: "Can't you all be my brothers? One is responsible for playing with me, and the other is responsible for shopping for me."

Lu Ping: "..." My good sister was corroded by sugar-coated shells like this!

Shen Yuze laughed.

Lu's father and Lu's mother went to the stall at 05:30 in the morning. There was no breakfast at home, so Lu Ping went directly to the small shop at the entrance of the alley to buy two servings of meat-based cooking rice and a few cooking balls.

Shen Yuze had eaten the cooking balls made by Lu Ping himself, and he still remembered that the meat cooking balls were open and the vegetarian cooking balls had pointed tails.Although Lu Ping repeatedly said that this small shop has been open for more than 20 years, and he is older than himself, and the cooking yuan is very authentic, but Shen Yuze just stubbornly feels that this cooking yuan is not as delicious as the ones made by Lu Ping himself.

It was the first time he had tasted the meatball cooking rice.A small bowl of hot glutinous rice is placed upside down in a large stainless steel bowl, topped with chopped fried dough sticks, and topped with two tablespoons of cooked thick and sticky minced meat. It is the most suitable breakfast for warming the stomach in early winter.

Because they were all neighbors, Lu Ping directly took the big stainless steel bowl from the store back to eat, washed it and sent it back after eating.The edge of the large stainless steel bowl is pitted and pitted, which is very old-fashioned.

Lu Ping urged An'an: "Hurry up and eat, sign in at 08:30, don't be late."

"It's okay, let her eat slowly." Shen Yuze said while swiping on the smart watch on his wrist, "I checked the map, there is no traffic jam today and Saturday, and it will only take 15 minutes."

Shen Yuze also wore a watch before, but the ones he wore were ordinary mechanical watches (Lu Ping: This is already very unusual, okay!), for today's sports meeting, he specially replaced it with a smart watch of the same brand as the mobile phone, which can measure The amount of exercise.

An An asked curiously: "Brother Shen, can you check the map on your watch?"

"Hmm." Shen Yuze turned his wrist over and showed her the screen on the watch, "Is it very clear?"

An An: "Can I make a call then?"

"OK."

"Can I text?"

"OK."

An An: "I see!" She said excitedly, "You also have a 'little genius'!"

Shen Yuze: "..."

An An turned her head, looked at her brother, and complained to him: "Brother, you lied to me again. You said that adults don't use 'little geniuses', but brother Shen uses it!"

The little genius watch on her wrist is only a few hundred yuan, and Shen Yuze's one needs to add a zero after it.Lu Ping wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh, and reasoned with her: "Your brother Shen didn't use 'Little Genius'."

An An didn't believe it, she felt that Shen Yuze used a little genius, but he was not as good-looking as her.

An An rolled up her sleeves, revealing the little genius children's watch on her wrist, and said actively, "Brother Shen, let's add friends! Then I can directly play with you in the future!"

Shen Yuze looked at her Paige watch, and then at her own smart watch: "...Sorry, I can't add you as a friend. My little genius is relatively low-end and doesn't have this function."

"Ah?" An An was very disappointed at once. Is Brother Shen's watch so bad that he couldn't even add friends.In such a comparison, although he can look up the map, she is not envious at all.

The little girl could finally continue eating with peace of mind. The two elder brothers looked at each other from the air, and saw the same expression in each other's eyes.

There are some things that are not easy to say in front of his sister, so Lu Ping quietly sent Shen Yuze a text message under the table, and when he finished, he kicked his foot to signal him to look at his phone.

Shen Yuze doesn't need to look at his phone, he can just look at his "Little Genius Watch".

On the small screen, a sentence popped out.

【Lu Ping: Is my sister a pest? 】

Shen Yuze closed his eyes and typed a few words on the screen.

Lu Ping's cell phone buzzed.

[Shen Yuze: Well, it's quite similar to you. 】

Lu Ping: "..."

……

An'an is small and has a small belly, so he is full after sharing a little from his two elder brothers.For today's sports meeting, her small schoolbag is filled with a lot of snacks, and she plans to share them with her classmates at school later.

There was no traffic jam on Saturday morning, and the driver took them to the gate of Yuying Primary School in only 15 minutes.

When the Cayenne was parked on the side of the road, the eyes of the surrounding parents instantly became attached.

The degree of economic development on the North Shore is no better than that on the South Shore, and there are fewer wealthy families.The same Cayenne can be seen occasionally on the South Bank, but it is definitely the only one on the North Bank.

Children don't understand cars, and An An doesn't understand why so many people look at her when she gets off the car.She looked down at herself nervously, making sure that her shoelaces were tied tightly and her clothes were not worn backwards.

Shen Yuze had her schoolbag hanging on her arm, Lu Ping carried the children's water bottle for her, and two young men who were equally clean and dashing stood beside her, holding her hand from left to right.Such a combination of "two large families and one small family" is in stark contrast to other families.

An An raised her head, and an indescribable sense of pride rose from the bottom of her heart. She took the two brothers and ran to the sign-in office at the school gate, and found her class teacher.

"Teacher, teacher, here I come!" An An smiled like a flower, and said hello to the teacher cheerfully.

The head teacher is receiving other parents. Today is the open day of the campus, and many parents came.Some are accompanied by parents, some are accompanied by grandparents. Every parent has to sign in and get a pass, and the class teacher is very busy.

The head teacher carefully looked at the two young men following An An. One of them had a round outline and handsome features. At first glance, he was carved out of the same mold as An An; the other young man had handsome features, tall and long legs, and walked over from a distance. At that time, I don't know how many people's attention it attracted, but it's a pity that the demeanor is deserted, with a natural sense of distance.

"Excuse me, are you Lu An's classmate...?"

An An answered first: "They are all my brothers!" She pointed to Lu Ping, "This is my brother!" Then she pointed to Shen Yuze, "This is also my brother!"

It can be called the pioneer of nonsense literature.

Lu Ping and the teacher explained: "Sorry, my parents are busy with work, so we let the two of us hold the parent-teacher meeting for An An. I am An An's brother, my name is Lu Ping, and this is my classmate next to me, his name is Shen Yuze. "

"Lu Ping, Shen Yuze?" The teacher in charge read the two names silently, and looked at Shen Yuze carefully several times, and finally asked where did this handsome young man meet before, "Oh, are you two people who dived to save people before?" A boy?! I remember you are from Jiaojiang No. [-] Middle School?"

Lu Ping didn't expect the teacher to have such a good memory, so he admitted it with some embarrassment.

Teacher in charge: "I saw your deeds on the Internet, and the principal also said, let us publicize your deeds at the class meeting. On the one hand, we will teach the students to learn to help others, and on the other hand, we must keep them away from the river to prevent recurrence. Similar accidents."

Lu Ping asked his sister's class teacher about her daily performance. They talked deeply and didn't notice a commotion outside the school gate.

Shen Yuze followed the prestige, and from a distance, he saw a little boy about the same age as An An walking over arrogantly. He was fat and thick, with dark skin, and looked like an eggplant with four chopsticks stuck in it. .

As the eggplant boy walked along, other students around him greeted him enthusiastically. At first glance, he was a well-deserved "man of the hour" in the school.

Shen Yuze keenly noticed that after the appearance of the eggplant boy, An An, who was so proud just now, suddenly flinched. She tightly held Brother Shen's hand and subconsciously hid behind him.

Shen Yuze guessed something, he held her hand back, and asked her softly: "An An, is that boy your classmate?"

An An gave a "hmm" and hid behind Shen Yuze again, as if deliberately trying to avoid that boy.

"Did he ever bully you?"

The little girl was very anxious, first she shook her head, then nodded hesitantly: "It's him... He told the classmates that my parents sell breakfast."

Just saying this sentence, An An's tears were about to fall.

When Shen Yuze heard it, he immediately understood, it turned out that it was this little eggplant that was stirring up the flames in the class!Shen Yuze protects his weaknesses tightly, so of course he can't stand by and watch.

Shen Yuze comforted her: "Don't be afraid, I'll go talk to his parents in a while."

"No!!" An An grabbed Shen Yuze's hand violently, her eyes were red again, "Brother Shen, his family is very rich!!"

Shen Yuze sneered: "Oh? How rich is his family?"

He wanted to see, what would that eggplant be like if he was rich enough to bully his sister?

An An speaks quickly: "His family, his family has ten (emphasis) Dabieye (typos) in the United States!! There are twenty cooks alone!! He knows a lot of big stars! His father is Qigong master, he can fight tigers and elephants!! His mother is a well-known designer, always flying around the world!! He also has a lot of bodyguards, hidden in the big tree, we usually can’t see it, but As long as someone bullies him, the bodyguards will rush out to save her!!"

Shen Yuze: "...???"

"Brother Shen, don't be impulsive!" An An burst into tears, "You will be beaten to death by his bodyguards!!!!"