fake god

After being awakened unexpectedly by the alarm, Lu Ping could no longer fall back asleep.

He lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone for a while, then got up and decided to wash up.All the clothes he changed yesterday were left in the laundry basket in the guest bathroom. Shen Yuze said that the nanny would take the clothes away, wash them, dry them and send them back.

Maybe because he got up too early, Lu Ping didn't find his clothes in the bathroom.It's not good to be a guest in someone else's house and wear pajamas all the time. Lu Ping thought about it and decided to go to the servant's room to ask.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked into the living room, he saw a middle-aged woman in the half-open kitchen.

That auntie is not tall, with a fat body, a transparent hair cover on her curly hair, an apron tied in front of her body, and she is busy in the kitchen.

Hearing footsteps coming from behind, the fat aunt turned around and greeted him very attentively: "Oh, you are the young master's classmate, right? Why do you wake up so early? Did I wake you up?" gone?"

Lu Ping hurriedly said no: "I usually get up at this time. My name is Lu Ping, are you the nanny of Shen Yuze's family?"

The middle-aged woman nodded.She was indeed the nanny of the Shen family. Deng Hong was worried that her son would not be used to southern food, so she specially sent the nanny and cook to take care of her son.The chef is responsible for the two main meals, lunch and dinner, and the nanny is responsible for breakfast and supper.

Lu Ping asked the nanny about his clothes, and the nanny said that the clothes were still in the dryer and would take a while to dry.

As a result, Lu Ping could only wander around the room in his pajamas doing nothing.

He has always been a restless person. He noticed that the nanny was preparing breakfast, so he walked over curiously to see what she was doing.

To his surprise, the nanny was watching a video tutorial on her phone, planning to make cakes!

Seeing him approaching, the nanny explained to him: "Last night, the young master said that he wanted to eat a local special breakfast this morning. I prepared these on the spur of the moment. I don't know if I can make it successfully. I have read the tutorial, and I feel that it is similar to our northern breakfast. The big dumplings are about the same."

Lu Ping felt that Shen Yuze was really strange, if he wanted to eat cakes, he could just tell himself, there was no need for the nanny to do it.

He looked at the rice prepared by the nanny, stretched out his hand to grab a handful, and slowly rolled it with his fingertips. The rice grains were slender, milky white, and slightly sticky when pinched with his fingertips: "What did you prepare glutinous rice?"

"correct."

"Cake cakes are not made of glutinous rice...Cake cakes are made of japonica rice."

Locals in Jiaojiang like to eat all kinds of Nuojiji food, and foreigners always have preconceptions that all Nuojiji rice cakes are made of glutinous rice.In fact, the rice cake skin outside the embedded cake is made by beating steamed japonica rice flour. With the beating, the japonica rice will become soft and tough, full of elasticity, and very malleable, just like a piece of slightly hard rice cake. plasticine.If you use glutinous rice to beat it instead, the rice cake will be made out. The rice cake is too soft to cover the stuffing inside.

The nanny slapped her head when she heard his explanation: "Oh, then I'll call the driver and ask him to buy japonica rice and deliver it!"

"It's not necessary..." Lu Ping's head is getting bigger, and it's just a breakfast. Is it worth mobilizing so many people?He looked at the unpacked glutinous rice in front of him, estimated his and Shen Yuze's meal intake, thought for a while and said, "The glutinous rice will be wasted if you don't hurry up. Didn't Shen Yuze just say that he wants to eat local breakfast? It's okay if you don't make embedded cakes." Why don't you use these glutinous rice to make cooking balls."

"Cooking round?"

"Cooking Yuan is..." Lu Ping couldn't describe it, so he simply said, "Why don't I do it, and you can help me?"

The nanny didn't want to bother the guests, but Lu Ping didn't give the nanny any room to refuse. He found a new apron to put on by himself, and Chef Lu officially started working!

Cooking yuan is also one of the special breakfasts in Jiaojiang City. There is a cooking yuan shop in the alley of Lu Ping's family that has been open for more than 20 years. When he was a child, Lu Ping often bought cooking yuan with one yuan.The breakfast shop here has always been a "bright stall", and noodles, fried stuffing, and bag making are all under the noses of diners. Lu Ping has seen a lot since he was a child, so he learned it.

Lu Ping crushed half of the glutinous rice into powder with a grinder, mixed it with flour at a ratio of three to one, added an appropriate amount of cold water, and kneaded it into a dough.

Glutinous rice has high viscosity, no need to wake up, just knead the growth agent directly.Then use a knife dipped in water to cut the long agent into small balls of dough. Each dough is about the size of a baby's fist. Push the thumb of the right hand into the dough and hold the five fingers of the left hand. In a blink of an eye, teacup-shaped glutinous rice The small bowl is ready.Although it is easy for Lu Ping to do it, in fact, it is a big question to master the size and thickness of the glutinous rice bowl. If you don't pay attention, the outer skin will be torn.

When Lu Ping was making the dumplings, the nanny was not idle, and was assigned by Lu Ping to prepare the fillings for the dumplings.

There are usually two kinds of fillings, meat and vegetarian. The meat is pork stuffing, onions, mushrooms, wild rice stems, and the vegetarian is vermicelli, dried tofu, carrots, and fungus. Both fillings must be fried in advance, and then put into the cooking round skin filling.This is different from the north, where the stuffing is raw and wrapped in the dough whether it is making dumplings, dumplings or pies, while the rice cake skin of Jiaojiang people is often filled with cooked stuffing.

The auntie nanny was nimble and quickly prepared two kinds of stuffing.

Lu Ping took a "small glutinous rice bowl" and filled it with stuffing. With the tiger's mouth gently pinching, the glutinous rice embryo rolled several times in the palm of his hand, and a solid and lovely meat-stuffed cooking ball with an exposed top was ready.

In order to distinguish between the two kinds of fillings, all the rice balls with plain fillings are closed, and a short tail is squeezed out after closing, like tadpoles with big heads.

Lu Ping's fingers are flexible, and it looks like he is used to doing housework at home.The cooking balls filled with meat and vegetables were quickly formed under his hands, and they stood neatly in the steamer in rows with big bellies.

"That's it." Lu Ping wiped the flour on his hands on the apron, and said, "The glutinous rice skin can't be steamed for too long, otherwise it will collapse. You can steam it for 10 minutes first, keep an eye on the fire, and wait until the skin is slightly covered. Once it becomes transparent, you can eat it!"

Before he knew it, the auntie nanny completely turned against him. She listened to what the young boy said, and she stood by the stove, waiting for the cooking yuan to be cooked.

After making the rice balls, Lu Ping didn't take any time off: he steamed the leftover half of the glutinous rice into glutinous rice, and now it just comes out of the pot.

The glutinous rice was soft and sticky, with its own stringiness. Lu Ping put all the glutinous rice into a large bowl, then put a plastic bag on the rolling pin, and began to beat the glutinous rice.

How can it be enough to eat rice balls for breakfast?Lu Ping plans to make egg mochi again, but the first task is to beat the glutinous rice into mochi.

Seeing that he was struggling with the rolling pin, the nanny said, "There is a special kitchen hammer at home."

She took out a small silver hammer made of stainless steel. Although the hammer is small, it is quite heavy in her hand.One side of the hammer head is flat, and the other side has many protrusions.

Lu Ping was shocked: "Why is there a hammer in the kitchen?"

The nanny replied: "This is for hammering steaks, and the chef specially ordered them from Germany."

Lu Ping: "........."

... ok.

Lu Ping waved the small hammer worth thousands of dollars, knocking, knocking, knocking, knocking on the three yuan glutinous rice mochi in the bowl.

He hammered too hard and focused so much that he didn't even notice a figure appeared behind him.

A voice suddenly sounded in his ear, and at the same time, the hot air from the other party's lips sprayed on the side of his neck.

"Lu Ping, are you murdering Nuomi?"

Lu Ping trembled all over, and almost couldn't hold the small hammer in his hand.

He subconsciously covered the side of his neck and wanted to escape, but found that there was a stove in front of him and people behind him, and there was nowhere to hide.

The boy turned around abruptly, and looked angrily at Shen Yuze who appeared in the kitchen at some time.

"Shen Yuze, why are you walking silently?" Lu Ping was still in shock, waving the small hammer in his hand, "I tell you, I have a murder weapon, next time I post it in a silent manner, I will hit you with this!"

Shen Yuze didn't take his threats seriously at all.He casually took the small hammer in Lu Ping's hand, put it on a table beside him, and asked, "You didn't go to bed early in the morning, why did you make such a big commotion? What are you hammering, I heard it in the bedroom."

Lu Ping felt a little guilty: If it wasn't for that strange dream, how could he have woken up so early in the morning?But he couldn't tell the truth to Shen Yuze: I'm sorry, although you kindly took me in last night, I dreamed that I was using you as a free English teacher, and I was almost beaten by you, so I was so scared that I couldn't sleep, so I had to get up and find Do something.

Lu Ping was ambiguous: "Well... I usually get up so early. When I got up, I saw the nanny making breakfast, so I wanted to show you something and let you taste our specialties."

The last time Shen Yuze went to the North Shore to play, Lu Ping took him to eat a lot of snacks at the market, but unfortunately his appetite was limited, and he didn't have time to taste many of them.This time, Lu Ping showed off his skills and cooked dumplings and mochi himself, intending to fill Shen Yuze's stomach with glutinous carbon water.

"So you're pounding mochi?" Shen Yuze looked at the milky white dough in the bowl, "How do you eat it after pounding it? Do you dip it in brown sugar?"

"Dipping it in brown sugar is another way to eat it. Today I'm going to bake an egg mochi cake."

After such a long time of pounding and hammering, the mochi has basically formed, sticky and tough, and Lu Ping shaped it into palm-sized round cakes with his hands.

He heats up a flat non-stick pan on high heat; add chopped green onion, minced meat and a little pickled prunes to the egg liquid, mix well and pour half of it into the pan. As soon as the egg liquid touches the bottom of the pan, it quickly becomes A semi-set omelette.

Lu Ping calmly put a piece of mochi cake on top of the egg cake, then let it turn over in the pot, using the temperature of the pot to dry the mochi to crisp.Next, he poured the remaining egg liquid into the pan, and let it blend with the previous mochi egg cake before the new egg cake solidified...

Cooking is not difficult for Lu Ping, let alone spreading out a small egg mochi cake.The boy's movements were nimble, without any unnecessary movements, but even the simplest pouring of egg liquid and mochi, fell in Shen Yuze's eyes, and he found it particularly pleasing to the eye.

In the blink of an eye, a piece of mochi biscuit wrapped with eggs on both sides was hot out of the pan.

"This must be eaten while it's hot." Lu Ping handed the plate and chopsticks to Shen Yuze casually, urging him to try it, "There was a grandma who pushed a cart at the gate of my elementary school and sold egg mochi. One yuan, plus [-] cents. Before going to school every day, I would go to my grandma to buy one to fill my stomach. Once it rained, I thought grandma would not be out of the stall, but grandma came anyway. It rained that day It's raining heavily, but I'm not cold at all, and my stomach is warm while eating egg mochi and stepping on the water under the eaves."

At that time, Lu Ping was still a short and short-haired Xiao Ning with a house key besides a red scarf around his neck.For him, happiness is to have a pocket money of one yuan every morning to buy rice balls or egg mochi, which is simple and pure.

Eating standing by the stove is definitely not in line with the table manners that Shen Yuze learned from childhood.But in front of Lu Ping, Shen Yuze didn't want to live so tiringly.

Shen Yuze picked up a piece of mochi cake, lowered his head and took a bite.The mochi cake tastes soft, but the edges are slightly crispy by the bottom of the pot. The dried plums and green onions in the egg liquid add a unique taste to it. Together, it blends into a rustic taste.

A piece of cake was not big, Shen Yuze finished it in a few mouthfuls, and Lu Ping's second piece of cake was not out of the pan yet.

The nanny next to him was stunned: the young master, who has always been a picky eater, actually stood by the stove to eat, and he ate so fast!She couldn't help blaming herself, could it be that she and the chef were not skilled enough?

Shen Yuze: "When can I get the second one?"

"Save some stomachs," Lu Ping said while turning over the omelette in the pot, "The cooking yuan is almost done!"

The electric steamer next to it beeped twice, and the countdown ended. The nanny hurriedly lifted the lid, and the rising water vapor mixed with the smell of meat diffused across the kitchen in an instant.The crystal rice balls are close to each other, the vegetarian rice balls have their tails drooping, and the meat rice balls have small openings, each of which is bulging and swollen, sitting obediently in the small cage.

The nanny put the two cages of rice balls on the dining table, and according to Lu Ping's instructions, prepared sweet soy sauce, chili peppers, and some pickles on the side.

Looking at the Jiaojiang delicacies that he had never seen before, Shen Yuze couldn't wait a long time ago, but he just ate a piece of mochi cake, and he could bear it any longer, so he sat quietly at the table, holding chopsticks in his hand, Waiting for Lu Ping to serve.

When Lu Ping walked out of the kitchen with the remaining few mochi egg pancakes, he saw Shen Yuze sitting there, staring at him without blinking.

Lu Ping: "..."

Just...how should I put it...

The wild cat at the back door of the school attracts fortune. Although it is usually the leader of the cat group, it shouts and drinks to other wild cats, but every time Lu Ping feeds it with snacks, the expression on the black cat’s face is similar to that of this cat. Shen Yuze at that time was exactly the same.

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Lu Ping thought, what to do, he actually thinks Shen Yuze is so cute now.

How can someone be so different.He can be a rich young man riding a million-dollar horse on the track, a glass man with a bad temper, a picky eater and frequent allergies, a lone traveler who owns a mansion but is alone...or it can be like now In this way, just an ordinary teenager who wants to share breakfast with friends.

Lu Ping realized once again: Shen Yuze is not the perfect male god he imagined.

The boy he longed for had already fallen into the mortal world.

……

The breakfast made by Lu Ping whetted Shen Yuze's appetite, and the two of them didn't give in to each other. They ate up all the two cages of rice balls and egg mochi on the table.

The nanny was taken aback when she cleaned up the dishes. Shen Yuze would always leave half of the breakfast she made for Shen Yuze. vegetable.I didn't expect the two young people to eat so cleanly today.

After breakfast, Lu Ping changed back into his clothes.

He took off his navy-blue striped pajamas and neatly folded them on the bed.His set of pajamas is the same style as Shen Yuze's pajamas, but Shen Yuze's pajamas are light gray, and Shen Yuze is tall with broad shoulders, even a silk pajamas look like a runway catwalk.

Lu Ping is 1.7 meters five, not particularly short in the south.Lu's father is not tall, less than 1.7 meters. Lu Ping's ability to grow so tall is purely a genetic lottery.Lu Ping sometimes wears thick-soled sneakers and combs his hair higher, and he can claim to be 1.7 meters 1.8. If he is thicker-skinned, he will be [-] meters round.

But his false and prosperous "1.8 meters", in front of Shen Yuze, who is really tall, immortal proportion, is instantly set off as a hobbit.

He and Shen Yuze stood together, with no one's legs, no one's face smaller, no one's white skin... Hey, just now he thought that Shen Yuze was not a god, but now he thinks that a person who looks like this can't be a god?

It's just that Lu Ping's "fairy filter" didn't last long before being smashed by Shen Yuze himself.

——"Lu Ping, please translate this paragraph for me again, tell me what does this word mean?"

——"Tense tense!!! This is the past continuous tense!!! Not the past perfect tense!!!!" ——"Are you trying to piss me off? Did you read the question? Choose an answer from the four options, is this an answer, is this a rhetorical question!!"

—— "What is it that you don't understand? I can't read this listening question slowly enough. Do you only understand that the price of a shirt is nine pounds and fifteen pence!!!"

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

The little mouse sat tremblingly at the desk, clutching a pen, and the tip of the pen drew a trembling curve on the English test paper.

Obviously, Shen Yuze offered to teach him English, why are you so angry? QAQ

What kind of god is this, this is simply a devil!

Shen Yuze's chest was heaving and rising. He thought that doing English papers with Lu Ping would enhance his relationship... He didn't expect to finish the one-hour English test. Now he just wants to fly back to the imperial capital immediately, and part ways with this stupid mouse who doesn't understand !

Lu Ping was wronged: he was not enlightened in only this subject, but Shen Yuze was not enlightened in the other subjects.He hasn't disliked Shen Yuze yet, but Shen Yuze actually disliked him first!

Lu Ping is not made of dough, he also has a temper.

After being scolded unilaterally by Shen Yuze for so long, Lu Ping was not happy anymore.

He got up and packed his schoolbag, and then swept those papers and teaching materials into the schoolbag.

Seeing his sullen face, Shen Yuze of course refused to let him go: "I already told Aunt Lu that I will tutor you in English today. Now that you are gone, how should I explain to her?"

"You don't have to explain to her." Lu Ping said, "I just said, I'm too stupid, you can't teach... I go back to the university town, even if I don't find Eric, I can find other college students to tutor English, one class Not too expensive."

Upon hearing Eric, Shen Yuze immediately became in crisis.

"Come back." Shen Yuze snatched back Lu Ping's schoolbag, and took a deep breath, "Who said you were stupid? It was because I didn't find the right method just now. I'll explain the topic to you from another angle."

In any case, no matter what, Lu Ping can't be allowed to go to that gringo again!