Becoming a master chef starts with raising pigs

Qiu Tian specially took a leave of absence for this purpose, and squatted at the entrance of the supermarket with a small horse, ready to fight till dawn.The sea market in the early morning is still very lively. Being chased by the urban management during the day, there is no such trouble in the middle of the night. They set up small stalls one after another, guarding the streets and alleys, and giving some food to the customers who don't come home at night and have hot eyes and ears.

"Brother ~ brother ~ what are you doing here?" A swaying drunk raised an empty wine bottle and talked to him, probably because he felt that the people sitting in front of the supermarket blocked his way.

Qiu Tian didn't want to go back to him, he had nothing to say to the drunk, so don't rely on him anymore, he turned his head to the other side, not seeing what he saw.But the drunk seemed to have boundless curiosity, seeing that he didn't answer, he just sat down on the ground with a "slap".

He met Qiu Tianzheng who was sitting on the ponytail.

"..."

They were speechless, and if they didn't answer, he was afraid that they would have to wait for the supermarket to open together.Qiu Tian had no choice but to reply: "I'm waiting to buy something tomorrow."

"Hey? Shopping, isn't this a supermarket? Is there any good stuff worth grabbing? Buy one shampoo and get ten free? They lied to you, buy a big bottle, and if you die, you will get ten bags of travel bags~" Then The drunkard couldn't even open his eyes, and the words of guarding against being cheated were quite clear.

Qiu Tian is also a sentimental person, otherwise he wouldn't be able to do the weird thing of squatting in the supermarket in the middle of the night. Seeing that the drunkard spoke quite clearly, he also started talking.

"What, do you know the Tangtang takeaway shop in Haishi? Doesn't their house sell fast food? I'm here for the first order."

"Tangtang... that takeaway shop, I know, I know, I have traveled to their village, just a few days ago, with my boss with cerebral palsy, if you want to say that my boss with cerebral palsy..." So you can't talk to drunk people When people talk, you talk to him one, two, three, and he tells you why the sun doesn't revolve around the earth, but what this person said about traveling made Qiu Tian interested.

Why didn't I know about this!There is no such news on various social platforms.

"Brother, what are you talking about traveling in the village?" Qiu Tian interrupted the rambling of the drunken brother.

"It's just six fat men going out to see the scenery... There is not a single woman, what fun do you think!"

"No! I mean, the owner of the takeaway shop is doing tourism in the village? Can I eat the dishes he made himself?" Qiu Tian resisted the desire to beat him up and asked anxiously.

"Eat, it's delicious! As expected of the village of Little Chef God, anyone can buy it, but I still recommend you to eat at the certified ones. The seasoning is prepared by Little Chef God, dry steamed bun It's all smelly." The man said something he didn't understand again, this time before Qiu Tian could correct him, he had already turned to the topic by himself.

"Young Master Chef doesn't cook! How can professional players compete with amateur players for jobs? You are so funny, what are you thinking~"

When Qiu Tian heard the news, he was so excited that he broke out in sweat at night. Lin Ditang prepared the ingredients himself~ hey, he made them for his own village alone, which is unusual.He had tried it back in the year of the pig. With his garbage cooking skills, he could make bacon look like a professional chef. This dish must be delicious!

He turned his head to ask the elder brother's address.

"Huh...huh..." The whole body was stretched out, showing a beer belly, and the sleeping person turned on his back. This person was quite free and easy, using the sky as his bed and the ground as his bed, and no one told him to go home.

Qiu Tian was accompanied by his drunk brother for several hours. Until dawn, people gradually began to line up behind him, and there was noise in the crowd. Everyone came to sweep the goods after receiving the news.

"Big Brother, Big Brother, wake up! The boss is calling you to have a social meeting." As more and more people came, they all cast strange glances at the person who fell asleep at the front, Qiu Tian couldn't help it, and pushed him with his hand.

"What the hell? Then the grandson told the master to do this again, saying that he would rest for two days." Before opening his eyes, he cursed a step ahead.

The drunk brother got up in a daze, first rubbed his stiff spine, and then thought about where he was, after seeing Qiu Tian, ​​he suddenly remembered what happened last night, apologized repeatedly, saying that he would invite him to dinner, and drank by himself I just love to nudge people, it must be annoying to death.

Qiu Tian waved his hand, indicating that it was nothing, and then he opened his mouth: "Brother, can you send me the address of the tourist village, I want to try the food there too."

Of course it's no problem, after writing the address, the eldest brother was about to pat his ass and leave, when he suddenly remembered something, he turned around and asked Qiu Tian what line he was in?

"The fast food in Tangtang's takeaway house is new."

"!" The eldest brother retracted the foot he stepped out, and silently stood back on his 'bed'.

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Qiu Tian muttered and cursed about the purchase restriction, but he didn't stop at all, and rushed home with the spring rolls in his hand.One day in advance, he posted a call-up message in the group 'Family Love', and today he wants to teach all family members a lesson!

His cooking skills are not good, but the production process written on the spring roll packaging is extremely simple, it can be fried, deep-fried, and microwaved.The whole family sat down in the living room, and Qiu Tian was alone in the kitchen, pacing anxiously.

The air vent emits fragrance quietly, and Qiu Tian's restless mood gradually eases. The fragrance seems to be a small hook, constantly piercing into his nostrils. At this moment, he has forgotten his purpose and is absorbed in the noisy fragrance. middle.

The parents in the living room outside also gradually smelled this smell, and they sat there no longer in the presence of gods, and they kept stretching their heads to look around, and when Qiu Tian came out with a plate of things as if offering a treasure, they hurriedly sat back , as if nothing happened.

Qiu Tian put the spring rolls on the table and said, "Come on, friends, have a taste~"

Dad was the first to speak earnestly: "Tiantian, parents don't object to you going out to eat something occasionally, but we can't put the cart before the horse and treat the food at home as a passer-by, and go out every three days. It's not good to eat out all day! You see Uncle, he suffered from the disease of wealth early on, and you are looking at your father and me, who are as strong as a cow."

When his mother opened her mouth to give a mixed lecture, Qiu Tian quickly stuffed both of them with a mouthful of crispy fried spring rolls.

Mom opened her eyes wide, and Dad closed her mouth. The two were a natural pair, expressing their love with their most relaxed body language.

"Hey... this taste is interesting."

Indeed, the taste is different from that made at home, just like two plates of hot and sour potato shreds, no matter how you cook them at home, you can’t reproduce the “wok gas” in the small restaurant at the door, and the fried spring rolls in your mouth, there is something that cannot be tasted. Alternative unique taste.

The crisp clicking sound was like a broken string in the mind, and the rationality also went away. The two of them had planned that no matter what their son brought, they would insist that it was not delicious or that they didn't like it, but the truth was like A firework exploding in the dark night sky cannot be concealed.

The two of you had one bite, and I had one bite, and they had a small dispute over who would eat the last piece. When they realized it, they saw the silly son smiling playfully.

Qiu Tian opened his mouth to be the old defense teacher: "How is it~ Mom and Dad, I usually go out in a hurry to find food and I didn't treat myself badly. The food cooked at home can be eaten, but it can't be called delicious! Life is alive. Three meals a day, of course, must first satisfy the desires of the internal organs~"

Dad seems to have forgotten the "precepts and deeds" at the beginning, and directly praised the shopping level of Haoda, what's wrong with buying some food, it's much better than those social scum who smoke, drink, and gamble all day long, and the money he bought The food is quite delicious.

Mom also faltered and admitted: It is indeed better than what I did.

but!As a family, shouldn't we help each other and support each other unconditionally?No matter how bad the food is, we still have to eat it together.Just like your singing sounds like a ghost, your dad and I sat beside us honestly and endured the ghostly sound.

Both sides insist on their own opinions, one wants delicious food, the other wants reunion, and neither agrees with the other. In the end, the father came out to set the tone of the matter: what is the noise? From now on, one cooks, the other buys fast food, and mixes them on the table. Let's eat together~

Since then, the eating out battle of the Qiu family has come to an end, while on the other side, the world war between the drunk eldest brother Huang Yao and his wife has just begun.

"Hey, what kind of big boss is this? Why are you willing to come to this humble house? Flourishing and radiant! Why don't you go to conquer the sea of ​​stars, why come here in this corner?"

As far as Huang Yao's wife is concerned, everyone in Wenhui Street knows about her.He is really sharp-tongued and never loses money. Huang Yao was also a lover when he was young. After getting married, his wife smoothed the edges and corners. Except for socializing and drinking too much, he started to grumble. Talk as little as you can.

Just like at this moment, when his wife came up and fired a machine gun, Huang Yao didn't even dare to fire a squib.It is indeed my own fault for not returning home at night. As an adult, I will admit my mistakes and never quibble.

He squeezed his apple muscles, forming a bunch of big creases on his face, first he put it on his wife, and then began to play tricks, the man who looked like a big brother leaned against the petite little woman, a bit of a bear The saplings smell like tickling.

"Don't be so hippie! Stand up for my old lady! Where did you die last night? I called your leader. The wine shop was over at 03:30 in the morning. What are you doing in the middle! Did you go out to find a little vixen? Tell me the truth!" Normally, when my wife scolded others, it would be dark and the sun and the moon were dark, but now she hasn't started voicing dirty words, it seems that there is still room for improvement in this matter.

"General, general, general~ that's it!" Huang Yao raised the hand that had been behind his back, as if holding the future direction of the rest of his life.

"Wife, you don't know how hard it is to grab it. Someone moved a bench in the middle of the night and squatted at the entrance of the supermarket. I thought about it, and I said no, how could my wife not eat the first one! I walked to the supermarket door without hesitation. That road is so glorious and extremely long. What is the rest after drinking with me! What is my own body! In the end, I got it earlier than the one who brought his own bench~”

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