Becoming a master chef starts with raising pigs

"Princess, princess, who is the most beautiful person in this world~" A trainee wearing a feces-yellow knight uniform was winking at the performance, and everyone around him was far away from him, as if they felt ashamed of him.

"Don't tell me! Because beauty cannot be defined!"

"Pfft~" Lin Ditang lay on the bed, couldn't help it a little bit, let out a little breath, was pinched by the tool man next to him who played the role of props, and quickly held back, honestly playing the role of a vegetative princess.

Then there are demons and goblins, a group of demons dancing wildly, everyone usually sees each other's silly side, suddenly one day, he was lying alone, surrounded by big guys "funny".You usually look like a normal person even if you look like a dog!Why did they show their prototypes as soon as they came on stage?

With all the strength in his body, Lin Ditang didn't laugh out loud.

When the fans saw their idol wearing a beautiful big floral dress, their eyes were straightened with excitement, but until the end, Lin Ditang was a vase beauty without any lines. Doesn't have any lines?Dog clips playing tricks on us!I want to watch the prince and princess dance hand in hand, and then wake up with a wave of love, and then do this and that~ Can't you afford it?

Hey~ You can show you what you want to see, then we usually don’t get scolded for nothing, Lin Ditang did nothing in everyone’s expectation, and finally sat up honestly with 13 people The knights and witches with big arms and round waists took a curtain call together.

Everyone is pure gentlemen, but they don't have the heart of sympathy and pity. The "knights" ran down the stage in all directions, leaving Lin Ditang alone to move down step by step with the hem of his skirt.

The skirt was too big, almost completely wrapped the little boy in the light veil, and he couldn't see the path under his feet clearly, it was very difficult for him to walk.

"Don't go down now, show a magic trick with me, okay~"

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The cp fans who watched the video went crazy.

The curly-haired kid is wearing a big western-style princess dress, with layers of complicated ruffles and bowknots around his body. Small gemstones are all over the skirt, and every step he takes will reflect bright reflections, making him look like he is being cast. Cinderella who lived through magic, and the prince, really appeared.

Huo Nanzhou was wearing a formal white suit, with only a little golden wheat ear decoration on the neckline. He was wearing white silk gloves, which were raised to his chest at this time, as if he wanted to invite the princess to attend the banquet in the palace.

'Promise him!promise him!promise him! The resentment of the people in front of the screen seemed to be turned into reality, all the power of thought twisted into a rope, silently raised the hand of the 'princess', and put it straight into Huo Nanzhou's hand.

"Okay~" they heard the little princess say.

'Wow!Woohoo! 'The little ladies who can't open the water bottle on weekdays swarmed up, turned into wolves in front of the TV, mobile phone, and tablet, dancing and dancing, and the fast-handed elders have already opened the file-one hundred and eight between Princess Lin and Prince Huo. Unspeakable night.

"Hello everyone, I'm Huo Nanzhou from the actor department. Today I'm going to bring you a magic show. The 'little princess' next to me is from the idol department. It's Lin Ditanglin, my special guest~" Huo Nanzhou finished speaking, Lin Ditang was still shy and timid, holding up her skirt and squatting for a while.

Then they held hands, lifted their skirts, and walked back to the center of the stage together.

When they stood still, a spotlight shone on the place they were standing in the distance, and the surroundings gradually became dark. It seemed that there were only these two people left in the whole world, as if the grand meeting ceremony between the prince and the princess kicked off.

"Thump, thump, thump!" The sound of the opening of the play sounded.

A bouquet of roses appeared out of thin air from Huo Nanzhou's hand. He turned around and handed it to the hands of the people around him. The bouquet of flowers suddenly turned into a bunch of lollipops within a few seconds in Lin Ditang's hands, and his eyes were straightened. !Taking the bouquet of lollipops away, Huo Nanzhou gave him a comforting look, don't worry, never let them take it away, it must be yours.

What followed was all kinds of dazzling little magic tricks, seemingly endless ribbons gushing out from the cuffs, obviously nothing in his hand, but when he turned his face, it was like hiding an automatic card machine, and the hearts cards flowed out one by one fly.

The surprised expression on Lin Ditang's face did not seem to be fake, so the audience also raised their expectations to see what new surprises Huo Yingdi had hidden for everyone.There are also many variety show producers chasing after this show, and everyone is annoyed, why didn't they be more harsh before?Huo Yingdi is a treasure of entertainment!

"Ding ding dong~" There was a gurgling sound of spring water, Huo Nanzhou took out a golden bird from his suit jacket, and threw it into the sky again, the golden mechanical bird flew into the sky, chirping around Lin Ditang Flying overhead, sprinkled with tiny little sequins.

"Whoa, are you my fairy godmother?"

'you shut up!Spoil the vibe, that's your fairy husband! 'Someone left a message on the screen fiercely.

"There is another little bird, I put it with you, take it out quickly." Huo Nanzhou spoke to Lin Ditang, and got the latter's confused and silly look.

"Ah, I forgot to tell you~ here it is." Huo Nanzhou stretched out his hand, and twisted the decorative gem on Lin Ditang's chest, and squeezed out another golden mechanical bird out of thin air. Lin Ditang was really surprised this time up!He looked at the plastic decoration on his chest for a long time, but he couldn't find any flaws.

Huo Nanzhou waved his hand upwards, and the two birds gathered in mid-air. They circled the two people below, chirping and circling around each other, and sprinkled some gold and silver glitter from time to time. The whole picture was extremely beautiful.

In the middle of the flash, Huo Nanzhou stretched out his hand and made a motion to invite a dancer. Lin Ditang first made a sand sculpture face, and after a few moments of reaction, he put his hand on his shoulder very naturally, and the two began to spin amidst the attention of everyone. .

Huo Nanzhou put his hand on Lin Ditang's waist. The person in front of him was wearing a corset today, which made the young man's already slender waist even more slender. He was dancing and jumping. Huo Porridge even squeezed it twice, but he didn't get it. For any reaction, Lin Ditang lowered his head and was extremely careful with his steps!If you make a mistake, you will lose your adulthood!

They danced lightly on the stage, and the people off the stage went from booing wildly at the beginning to appreciating quietly.He is handsome and handsome, and he is also very entertaining. The song is about to end, and Huo Nanzhou looks up at the two mechanical birds.

Everyone followed his gaze upwards, and saw countless petals bursting at a certain point above out of thin air, floating down profusely, and a pair of Bi people were spinning and jumping in the sea of ​​petals in the room, their heads and faces covered with flowers. It is as if all the beauty in the world is applauding for their existence.

In this scene, any screenshot of any frame can be used as a wallpaper.

'Woo... nothing to say. '

'It's really good, Xuan Xing has you. '

'Fans of takeaway shops, this man, I recognize him as the proprietress. '

'Qiu Tongtong's wedding is not so romantic! '

'That's why I can't fall in love...'

"Father, grandma, seeing that you were so good at playing when you were young, I am satisfied with my daughter~ Let's love each other~"

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After the magic show, Lin Ditang didn't know whether he was excited or tired, his little face was flushed.When he stepped off the stage, he seemed to be too troublesome. He hugged the huge skirt in his arms, revealing the light blue jeans underneath... Huo Nanzhou walked away step by step with his arms.

What is the old saying?Wild pigs can't eat fine bran...

A macho can't wear a princess dress...

"Growing Up" came to an end, Xuanxing Company made a beautiful turnaround for itself at the last moment, and the reputation was reversed. Although you are stingy and not a human being, but look at the last episode of Tongtian Datang, brothers forgive me you~

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When Lin Ditang went back to school, he often found people pointing at him in groups of threes and twos in small voices, and when he turned his head, he ran away laughing and joking, making him think that he was out of compliance and lost himself. .

"They are all your fans. There is a post on our school forum, which is full of your CP fans. Wow, the words of tigers and wolves, the small essays, and small stories make people blush after reading it~ I can't read it at all. How ladylike each one of us is..."

Lin Ditang: "..."

"Student Lin, do you have time? The school leaders have something to do with you~" A classmate stuck his head in through the back door and shouted at him mysteriously.

The person who came was Mr. Zhou from the Student Union. He had met several times when he was handling various documents at the school. He greeted his roommates. Lin Ditang got up and went with him to the office of the head of the school.

Knock on the door and enter. There are four or five people in the room. They all look like successful people in suits and leather shoes. They are sitting around the coffee table and talking about something.

"Hey, classmate Lin Ditang is here~" The leader got up immediately to greet him. "These people are from Haishi Airlines, and they came to talk to you about cooperation today."

A lady in a black suit stepped forward, shook hands with him, and explained why she came.

The company's senior leaders are loyal fans of Tangtang's takeaway house, including many high-level children who are super fans of the takeaway house's snack brand.So recently, when the company was preparing to change the meals on the plane, the word "Lin Ditang" became the name that appeared most often. The company was wondering if there was a chance to cooperate.

Lin Ditang was surprised for a while when he heard her statement, and repeatedly said that he might not be able to do it. He does not have the old equipment and can supply an entire airline. Moreover, he has read popular science before and said that the meals on the plane Unpalatable food has a lot to do with the air pressure. Above [-] meters, people's perception of taste will be reduced. If it fails to meet the requirements, those parties will not please...

He talked about his concerns and smiled slightly on the other side.

Before Liu Ling came here, she still had doubts, but Lin Ditang immediately agreed, but she would be afraid instead, because no matter how famous she is, she is indeed too young.But after hearing his reply, she became firmer on the contrary, she was afraid of the kind of people who didn't understand anything and rushed forward with their heads in their heads. It's good if you have concerns, and you can eat better if you have concerns.

"We have a special catering company, you just need to grasp the ratio and seasoning. As for the final taste, don't worry too much, no matter how unpalatable it is, it won't be worse than it is now..."

After she finished speaking, she seemed to choke for a moment, and asked Lin Ditang if he had eaten the meals on the crew. Lin Ditang was startled, as if he had never eaten. He had taken Hainan Airlines a few times before, but they all went to nearby cities , arrived soon, and he refused when the stewardess came to deliver the meal.

"Our meal has been complained about on the top searches." After speaking, Liu Ling turned on her phone, and there was an article full of pictures and text.