Becoming a master chef starts with raising pigs

Some people went to "borrow" mutton.

Lin Ditang took advantage of the gap to put the kidneys and chicken wings on the oven, and started making oyster ingredients.In fact, it is very simple. The most important thing for oysters is the umami, so the sauce does not need to be very strong, pay attention to the ratio, and enhance the freshness and remove the fishy smell.

Half of the garlic is mashed, half of it is chopped and mixed and spread on the meat. Each one is topped with some sweet soy sauce, fish soy sauce, and finally put some spicy millet.That's it, straight to the stove.

The raw oysters are roasted by charcoal fire, and the juice is released, bubbling and bubbling. The unique fresh fragrance of seafood and strong garlic flavor are combined, and they are released instantly. Almost the whole sesame seed garden is surrounded by the scent of teeth and claws. Lin Ditang is roasting Baking found a small group of people gathered in the small square downstairs.

"Brother! Can you bring us with you, everyone from Tongli, your smell is too delicious~" The students downstairs waved at him like big horse monkeys grinning.

The oysters were almost ready, and Lin Ditang asked them to come up, and there was a burst of cheers from below, and they rushed upstairs.

On the other side, the students who went to "borrow" mutton also sneaked back to the dormitory in the dark.They passed a large piece of mutton from the center of the crowd to Lin Ditang like a treasure offering, cutting, marinating, and stringing the meat in one go.

When he was roasting the mutton in a hurry, the whole dormitory, the whole hallway, the sound of people, crowded, everyone shared the food they brought with each other, and some students from Shaanxi even took out a sack of steamed buns and divided them according to their heads. Min, everything is ready, just wait for the mutton to be roasted!

"Mengmeng! Where's my Mengmeng!" Suddenly there was a shrill howl from downstairs. Someone recognized the voice and yelled at the surroundings in a low voice: "Brothers, bow your heads quickly, Senior Yang is here! Yes! We stole his sheep!"

Everyone was shocked that the sufferer had found him.Lin Ditang was grilling skewers when Zheng Yuanyuan pulled her back violently, and everyone scattered and squatted down with their heads in their arms.But the monks can’t run away from the temple. Such a big smell of mutton surrounds the sesame seed garden. The green smoke from the balcony of Lin Ditang’s bedroom is like a signal flare. Senior Yang glanced at it and went upstairs with an “ow”. Rush up.

"What to do, what to do..." The faces of the students who went to steal the mutton turned green with fright.

"My Mengmeng...my Mengmeng...you died so badly." Senior Yang pushed away layers of crowds and trudged to the front of the oven, his Mengmeng... now turned into a fragrant lamb skewer, The oily seeds that came out almost collapsed on my face.

He picked up a large handful of mutton skewers on the stove and looked at them carefully, trying to reproduce the glorious body of Mengmeng when he died heroically from the golden, fresh, salty, tender and charred skewers...

Those are the big ones he carefully fed with grass and feed. Although they were destined to dedicate themselves to science from birth, I still wanted to leave them with the last dignity!The sheep fed by the seniors were taken home and stewed after finishing the records, and he was the only one who wanted to take Mengmeng to the back mountain of the school and bury him. Who would have thought that such a bad news would happen as soon as he returned to the laboratory. His Mengmeng, It was stolen by a bunch of bums...

"Who stole my Mengmeng!" He held up the skewers and stared back.Obviously the room was full of people, but at this moment there was an empty and dead environment, and everyone dared not breathe for fear of being shot in the head.

Senior Yang looked at the shivering litters of "quail eggs", and heaved a sigh of relief.What bad thoughts can the junior have, the junior just wants to lie down and eat a few bites of everything he sees...

"Don't shrink back, it's all roasted, and you can still give me a piece of meat. Come here and divide these up. I can't see it."

"Wow! Long live the senior!" Whether they were huddled in the dormitory or squatting in the corner outside the dormitory, they all cheered in unison. It's so grand!Sure enough, as in the legend, the seniors majoring in animal husbandry are living Buddhas, look at their ideological realm~

So everyone swarmed up and divided up the piles of skewers. Lin Ditang was also raided by Wu Wenyuan on the weekend, and at least two pieces of meat were snatched. Everyone sat or lay in small groups, crowded in the narrow corridor, eating Bragging about the big pancakes with the skewers, the evening wind blowing through the windows of the dormitory, kissing all the young boys in their youth.

"Senior, do you want to try it?" Lin Ditang handed over one of the skewers in his hand.

"I won't eat it. When I look at it, I think of a shovelful of sheep dung." Senior Yang still had a sporadic and unfading sadness on his face, and looked at the delicious skewers with pity. The incomparable smell of barbecue filled the air, and tears of pity were about to flow from the corners of his mouth.

Lin Ditang saw through his pretending to be strong, suppressed a smile and stuffed the string directly into his hand.

"Then try it?" Senior Yang took a bite of the mutton with an embarrassing expression on his face, and the students next to him also stuffed him with a steamed bun.He stuffed another big skewer of mutton between steamed buns.

"Really! Fragrant!" Wang Jingze sincerely did not deceive me.

If Mengmeng knows that it will become so delicious, the spirit of the sky will be very pleased~

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"Don't move! Stand there for me! Who told you to gather in the dormitory for barbecue!" A group of teachers and security guards rushed up from the first floor in an instant, and a bald and fat uncle at the head shouted sternly.Everyone was stuck in the corridor, the students still stuffed their mouths with delicious mutton skewers, holding steamed buns in their hands, and looked at the person coming with a dull expression.

Everyone was called to stand in the small square downstairs as punishment, and the tools of the crime—the chassis shell oven and the leftover wooden sticks—were displayed in front of the public.A group of people in Lin Ditang's dormitory, the main criminal of the barbecue, were pulled to the front, and another group of people who stole the mutton were interrogated separately.

The fat man walked up to the crowd with his belly full, raised his horn and shouted: "No organization! No records! I read firefighting knowledge over and over again, as if I had never heard of it! You can't use a pot in the dormitory, but you are better off, just start a barbecue." Yes! Do you want to order the school together next time! If we didn’t come in time today, if something happens, I’ll see how you end up!”

Mr. Feng, the bald and fat uncle, is the dean of the school. Because of his discipline far beyond ordinary people, he usually has the best relationship with the security department. Some activities in the school to collect prohibited electrical appliances are all done by him.

It was actually an accident to find out that Lin Ditang and the others secretly barbecued in the dormitory. I don’t know which smug student broadcast the whole process of pictures in the circle of friends. In the photo, he held a meat skewer and smiled. long?Director Feng called the teacher in charge to rush over at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.

"Review all [-] words, and report criticism! Those who stole people's mutton, you are even more extreme! Just the year before last, there was a situation where people's research results were caught and eaten, and the students failed to graduate. You are here again Now, do you know whose meat is that?" Teacher Feng's face turned red with anger, and the top of his head became more bald.

"I know, it's his." The students pointed at the person next to him, and the much-anticipated Senior Yang said helplessly, "Forget it, Director, the mutton is all recorded, it can be eaten, it can be eaten."

Director Feng looked at the oil stains on the corner of his mouth, and fell back in anger again.Okay, okay, so you are waiting for me here, and you little gang still produce and sell a dragon?Let us know!

In the end, the four main criminals, Lin Ditang, were punished for several crimes because they used open flames, unsafe ovens, and provided a place for others to gather for barbecue. In addition to reporting criticism, they also helped livestock professionals do chores.Everyone readily accepts it, as long as you don’t forget about it, where are you doing it? By the way, check if there is any fresh mutton~

And those who steal mutton are not so lucky. Director Feng hates those who steal chickens and dogs the most. In order to let them have a long memory, they are all sent to clean the men's toilet, which makes the cleaning aunt happy~

a few days later.

On the school forum of Agricultural University, a newly opened post was affixed with the word "explosive" because of crazy comments.

'Hey, have you seen the bulletin board? Half of the people in Shaobingyuan have been notified and criticized. Hey, I died laughing. '

'I saw it too, homemade barbecue on the balcony of the dormitory, what did you think'

'I'm in the fried dough sticks court opposite, and I saw the whole process of old man Feng arresting people. By the way, the things they made that day are really delicious! '

'I don't really care about criticism, I just want to know if the barbecue is good. '

'Fortunately, I'm on the announcement list to tell you, giant!tasty! '

'I am also here, proud for a second, just for that barbecue meal, let alone a small announcement, please parents will not hesitate! '

'Is that an exaggeration?How delicious can it be? '

'It is no exaggeration to say that it is rare in life.Every skewer is just right!There is no need for strong seasonings at all, people just rely on their hands, and a few dollars of roadside vegetables can give you a sense of proportion of molecular cuisine!Not to mention the grilled lamb chops with thick oil and red sauce, grilled five flowers~ ouch, that little taste~ the people in our dormitory relished it for several days, and dreamed at night! '

'I'm hungry for what I said, who did it? ! '

'Ah, you don't know, the first one to report criticism, Mr. Lin Ditang Lin, when the school started, he was still popular and had a name, just the post of the curly-haired cute elementary school boy. '

'Hoo!I saw that post! '

'This is a true combination of beauty and talent...'

After Lin Ditang conducted a deep self-criticism in the school's broadcasting room, he went to the Animal Husbandry College to report.Whoever poops wipes the ass, Senior Yang took over these big burdens from them in the gap between chasing pigs and sheep.The work of animal husbandry is not heavy, but there are countless miscellaneous chores. On average, one person is responsible for recording the eating and drinking of four or five animals.

It seems that I have the most strength on the weekend, so go shovel!Wu Wenyuan looks very careful, postpartum care of sows!Zheng Yuanyuan looked unreliable, so he went to disinfect the room.As for Lin Ditang... he can make such good food for people, let alone food for animals.Cooking genius?bring it you~

So Lin Ditang finally fed the pigs in the school, no, not only the pigs, Senior Yang also had six sheep waiting to be fed.