[Gintama] Where is Dad going?

Witnessing Gui's heroic figure with his own eyes, Shi Yu and his group started their journey to find a wig.

"Where is Kotaro?"

I have already been to several places, strange hotels, restaurants owned by the wife|wife proprietress, and pet stores, but I have not seen Gui anywhere.

"That idiot can hide very well, and his brain circuit is not the same as that of ordinary people." Yin Shi scratched his hair in distress.

"Let's go there and look for it, maybe it will be there." When Yin said this, his face became ugly.

"Where?" Shi Yu looked curious.

"Ah, that's right there..."

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"Shemale bar..." Shi Yu looked at the door plate hesitantly.

"I don't think Kotaro will be here." Songyang said lightly, "Didn't Shiyu want to go to the pet shop just now? Let's go back and see."

"……"Hello!Teacher, do you dislike wigs so much now? !Isn't it a shemale bar?No body parts are really missing!When Gui Gui knew that he was so disgusted by the teacher, he would cry!I will really cry! !

"Eh? Really?! Great!!"

Hello!Dad, don't be easily kidnapped! !Wig him!Wig him!Already crying until the water is almost depleted and turned into a mummy! !

"I said I'm here, so I'll ask you a few questions..." Yin Shi pointed his thumb at the closed door behind him, when it was suddenly opened.

Shi Yu saw the man with heavy make-up and beard who was as strong as a black bear and 'hugged' Yin Shi's neck very boldly and enthusiastically, and said with a smile.

"Ahh~ It's been a long time since the paper came~ Mama-san misses you so much, and brought two such lovely guests~ Come come, come in quickly~" Xixiang greeted Shiyu with enthusiasm.

"Eh? Shall we go?" Shi Yu blinked and pointed at himself and asked back.

"Of course, of course, the girls in our store haven't seen a handsome little brother for a long time~" Xi Xiang cast a wink while talking.

Hello!Dad run! !That door is full of hungry, thirsty ghosts whose faces have been splashed with sulfuric acid! !That is the gate of hell! !

Yin Shi, who rolled his eyes, was strangled and struggled desperately.

"Is there a fee?" Shi Yu tilted his head and asked back.

"Ah~ this...the cute man is of course free~ Of course the gentle little brother over there is also free."

"No, I don't need it." Songyang smiled awkwardly and waved his hands. Not everyone can stand such a passionate show of love from a rough man.

"Then I won't be polite~" Shi Yu's eyes lit up when he heard the word "Free", he cheerfully pushed open the door of the ladyboy bar and walked in. ←The hard-to-change petty bourgeoisie loves to take advantage of the idea

Yin Shi, who had been struggling all the time but failed, was severely knocked down by Shi Yu's bold and decisive action, and was dragged into the bar by Xixiang like a dead dog.

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Song Yang's complexion was very bad, and Shi Yu's complexion was even worse.

"Songyang, I want to go home." Shi Yu sniffled and looked at Songyang pitifully with tears in his eyes.

Song Yang moved his mouth, but finally resisted the desire to raise his hand and draw the knife, and with blue veins dancing on his forehead, he tried his best to smile while looking at the shemale armor who was tired of him.

"Can you please get up?"

"Ah! My brother is so handsome when he is angry!!" A group of hungry men covered their faces and yelled.

"Songyang..." Shi Yu lay down on the table, his nose twitching, "Sure enough, there are no cheap ones."

I'm so weak to imagine all the ladyboys are those big beauties in Thailand!Yinshi, hurry up and rescue your father from the encirclement of these monsters! ! QQ

"It's too much to say that he is a bargain~" Shemale B shook her body in dissatisfaction, then pouted and approached, "He is obviously very cute~~"

Hey hey hey! !Don't come here again! !Help! !

"Hey, if you threaten customers, you will be beaten by the head of the monster~" Yin Shi picked his nose with one hand and clasped the second shoulder with the other.

"Silver!..." Shigure's expression changed from ☆-☆ to _ in an instant, who was about to call out in surprise.

"Then, that Songyang...I seem to have seen something strange just now? Could it be that I am too old to have hallucinations?!" Shi Yu stiffened and pulled Songyang's clothes.

"..." Songyang raised his hands to cover his face. Could it be that the education of these children was too serious when he was a child, so Yinshi and Xiaotaro's behavior will be so refined when they grow up?

"Hey! Who is that strange thing!! KUSO!! If it wasn't for the fact that the other party is too majestic..." Gintoki gritted his teeth, drove away the transgressors who looked like flies with slit eggs, and sat down.

"Huh?!" Shi Yu looked at Yinshi with a sad face, "I'm sorry, Yinshi, no, Yinzi, I'm really sorry that Dad didn't realize that you are a girl all this time!"

"Are you an idiot?!! Can't you tell if I'm a boy or a girl?! Could it be that you can't even remember the gender of your own child after being separated for a few years!!"

"But..." Shi Yu covered his face in pain, "I would rather believe that the child I raised is a girl! I don't want to believe that my child has developed some strange hobbies."

"You're the one who has a bad mouth!! Ah Yin, I really want to see what's going on in your mind! Obviously, Ah Yin, I was coerced, okay?!"

"But I see you look very happy..." Shi Yu lowered his head and silently raised his hand to poke Yinshi's chest, "It's so soft that it must be padded, wouldn't you be so well prepared if you weren't a hobby?"

"..." Yinshi covered his face, Dad, what kind of life have you spent outside? !Why did the obscene behavior suddenly increase so much, and why can she continue to act cute so innocently.

"If you want to do it, you have to do your best..." Yinshi's muffled voice sounded from his subordinates.

Shi Yu tilted his head, and stretched out his hand to pick Yin Shi's clothes.

"What are you doing! Hey!!" Yin Shi blushed and shouted.

"I want to see what's on the pad." Shi Yu's expression was innocent as he was still holding Yinshi's skirt with both hands.

"Hey, Shiyu, please stop making trouble!" Songyang's black thread pulled Shiyu to play with the troubled and vigorous Shiyu.

"Hey, why? Songyang must be curious too."

I'm not curious at all okay! !Do you think I'm a pervert? ! !

"It's cotton! Cotton! Let go!!" Gintoki blushed and knocked off Shigure's hand.

"Tsk, it's a pity that I can't see it anymore." Shi Yu let go of his hand with a dark face, "It's rare to catch this kid's braid."

"...Hey! You just wanted to bully Ah Yin, you bastard!!" Yin Shi, who was stunned for ten seconds, flipped the table, "Give back Ah Yin, my shy boyish heart!!"

"Yinshi, just accept your fate, you have already left the category of a teenager. Now you are a MADAO who looks older than your father."

"..." Songyang sighed and the two started again, "Yinshi, is Kotaro here?"

"A wig..." Yinshi scratched his head and said with dead fish eyes, "I haven't seen it, but Xixiang said he would come today."

"Well, Xiaotaro looks very delicate, women's clothing should be very beautiful, you are looking forward to it too, Songyang~" Shi Yuguang looked at Songyang with a smile.

Song Yang smiled back, I don't expect it at all, you bastard who is afraid of chaos.

Hello!The character is completely crooked!Songyang 33!

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The backstage lounge of a ladyboy bar.

"Hey, Wig, you're here." Xixiang cast a glance at Gui who jumped in through the window.

"It's not a wig! It's Gui!!" Gui took off the bamboo hat on his head, "Damn Shinsengumi has been chasing after him so hard that I can't even eat the soba noodles at Kishoden!"

Looking at Gui with an angry face, Xixiang took a puff of cigarette and said lightly.

"Today's test paper is much earlier than yours."

"Nani?! That bastard! Do you want to compare everything with me?!"

Looking at Gui whose thoughts are not knowing where to go, Xixiang's head is covered with cold sweat.

He has absolutely no desire to compare with you...

"Speaking of which, Xiaojuanzi has brought two excellent men~" Xixiang's face was turbulent again when he said this.

"?"

"A silver-haired red-eyed man who looks similar to Yinshi but is very cute. He also has tea-blonde long hair. He is very beautiful and looks like a gentle and good man."

Gui dropped the bamboo hat in his hand to the ground, stared blankly at Xixiang, then excitedly held Xixiang's shoulders: "You! What you said is true?!"

"Eh? Of course, why should I lie to you?"

"Teacher!!!" The wig yelled and rushed out, leaving only Xixiang Tesheng who was confused about the situation.

When the three of Shi Yu were chatting, they saw a black whirlwind blowing by, and when they came back to their senses, there was already a creature named Gui Xiaodai in Songyang's arms.

Songyang looked at Gui who was speechless with his lips pursed, he was slightly taken aback and then raised his hand to pat Gui's hair.

"Long time no see, Kotaro."