[Gintama] Where is Dad going?
Chapter 19 A Day in the House of Everything
A group of people ate in silence, the first morning in Master House was so peaceful.
"MO! I can't stand Aru!! Why don't you talk!! It feels so embarrassing, Aru!!" Kagura slapped the table angrily with veins on his head.
"Children are just ignorant, and the morning time should be spent gracefully and quietly." Yinshi said with drooping dead fish eyes after taking a bite of curry.
"Yin-san, you are the most unqualified person to say this, and before that, why don't you change into your clothes first?!" Shinpachi stared at Yintoki who was eating at the table in boxer underwear with black eyes.
"New baji, human beings are naked when they eat at the beginning, and the clothes are just bibs."
"Are your clothes just bibs?!! Then just change all your clothes into bibs!!"
"...The relationship is so good~" Shi Yu took a spoonful of rice into his mouth and blinked, "Songyang has another bowl!"
"Hey! You've eaten too much!" Yinshi frowned and looked at Shiyu, "It's already the fifth bowl, and Ah Yin doubts whether he can support you if this goes on like this."
"Don't worry about this, Songyang will take care of me anyway~" Shi Yu looked at Songyang with a smile, "Hey~"
"This is naturally no problem." Songyang smiled and put the bowl in front of Shiyu.
"Oh, look." Shi Yu turned his head and looked at Yin Shi proudly.
"No, no, what 'oh lah look'! Are you showing off to Ah Yin that you have a stable pension insurance?! No matter how poor Ah Yin is, he still has enough money to give you carbohydrates and rice! Hey! Don't even think about running around!"
"Huh? Why?! What kind of carbohydrates and white rice are so shabby..." The disgusted face.
"Did you dislike your poor son the first time you saw him! You bastard dad!!"
"Is this the truth~" Shi Yu blinked innocently, with an aggrieved expression on his face.
"..." KUSO! !It’s been a few years since I’ve seen a big increase in my cuteness, bastard! !It's unscientific that you, a man in the second half of 40s and approaching [-], still love to be cute so much! !
By the way, what did you eat wrong and you didn't grow old at all, bastard! !
Songyang smiled. He had stayed on a planet full of beauties for almost ten years. If he couldn't even manage to be cute, he would be buried in the army of thousands of beauties and never see his day.
So on that beautiful planet, Shi Yu has long had an invisible title-the most cute man who is the originator of contrast cuteness.
Eh?you said I?Songyang smiled, I don't think you guys want to know.
"Hey, speaking of it, Shigure Jisang's personality is not at all the same as Yinsang's." Shinpachi looked at Shigure and blinked.
"The difference is that one is a cute guy and the other is a good-for-nothing guy~" Shi Yu tilted his head, then stuck out his tongue and licked off the rice grains from his mouth.
"..." The enemy's attack power is too strong and another child has been killed!
Shinpachi lay down on the table in frustration, why would he, a normal adolescent man, think that an uncle is cute?No matter how young you are, it can't change the setting that the other party is already old, which is full of slots! !
"Hey! Put away your morals! Our Hachi-chan is still a pure boy, Aru!" Kagura slapped the table.
Shi Yu shrugged, put the clean rice bowl on the table, and patted his stomach with satisfaction.
"I'm full~ Dingchun~cute Dingchun~let's go for a walk together~how about finding a beautiful dog sister and chatting with the turbulent beauty?" Shi Yu rushed to Dingchun Ruanruan on the hair.
"...Hey! Natural curly! Quickly get that old man with a mean smile off Dingchun! How could he seduce my Dingchun! Dingchun, you have a new love and forget it! I lost my old love, come back to me, Alu!!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Where did you see this?" Yinshi said, slapping the black line on Kagura's head with a slap.
"Yin Shi, Dad, I have doubts about your ability to educate children." Shi Yu squatted on Ding Chun and blinked.
"...In any case, it's better than a willful, irresponsible adult like you who casually throws the child aside." Yinshi looked aside with dead fish eyes.
Shi Yu curled his lips, as expected he still cared about it all the time.
When will this kid be more straightforward?
"Sorry, Yinshi." Shi Yu looked at Yinshi with a wry smile.
"No, it's nothing, I'm sorry for what you said." Yinshi scratched his head and looked at Shiyu, "You are my father."
"Next time, don't leave without saying a word. I can already take on the burden. It's enough for the old man to take care of himself safely behind his back!"
Shi Yu was stunned, his almond eyes turned into crescent moons when he smiled, he threw himself on Yinshi's body and raised his hands to rub Yinshi's curly hair.
"I've really grown up~ I can actually say nice things to my father, even though not long ago I was only acting like a baby~"
"Hey, hey! Don't rub Ah Yin's hair, hey!! It hurts! It's going to be bald, it's really going to be bald!!"
"Heh~" Songyang smiled.
Yinshi turned his head to look at Songyang who was watching the play.
"Hey, teacher..."
"What's the matter? Yinshi."
"What should I do with the dwarf cedar..."
"..."
With one arm around his restless father's waist, Yinshi looked at Songyang with some melancholy.
"..."
"...Jin Zhu is indeed the most extreme child." Talking about his favorite student, Songyang had a touch of nostalgia and melancholy in his eyes.
"So if the teacher sees Aoshan, please don't be merciless and beat up that 170, although the effect will not be too great..."
"Songyang beating Jinsuke, it must be very interesting~" Shi Yu said with his face propped up in one hand.
"Shiyu..." Songyang looked at Shiyu helplessly, the sad atmosphere was completely gone, okay?
What returned Song Yang was Shi Yu's shameless smile.
……
……
After breakfast, Yinshi is going to lead Shigure around Kabukicho.
"Hello, old woman."
Lifting the curtain of Toshi Bar, Gintoki said with drooping eyes.
"Why are you doing natural rolls? Come here early in the morning, and let me tell you that I don't have money to lend you to play marbles." Deng Shi squinted at Yinshi, smoking a cigarette.
"How could I be so shameless, Ah Yin? In fact, Ah Yin, I came to borrow money to buy "JUMP." Yinshi scratched his head and said.
"This is even more shameless, bastard!!"
"MA, I'm not joking with you anymore, I actually want to introduce you to two people."
"What, are you kidding...Where are you?" Deng Shi asked after puffing out his cigarette.
"Hey, are your ears real? Do you like to eat small dried fish?" Shi Yu looked at Catherine curiously while holding the dried fish with eyes wide open.
"What, what, brat, do you look down on my old lady?!"
"Hey~ I don't like it..." His tone suddenly became an octave of mourning, and the ears that had materialized behind him seemed to hang down.
"Uh..." Catherine twitched the corners of her mouth, why did she feel like she had done something out of conscience.
"Hey! Don't be so harsh, okay!!" Yin Shi pulled Shi Yu over with one hand, "I see clearly that it's not a meat ball! It's just Obasan with meat ball ears to create holes for himself. !"
"It's very rude, Yin Shi." Shi Yu blinked, "Even meatballs have elongated deformities. The real brave dare to face those disabled people with a normal heart."
"You're even more rude!!" Catherine roared.
"Sorry to trouble you." Songyang apologized gently.
"Uh, no, it's okay." Catherine, who was instantly captured by the gentle beauty, blushed and shy.
"Who are they?" Deng Shi raised his eyebrows and asked.
"This young man who is always confused about the situation is my father, and the black-bellied man who always smiles is my teacher."
One sentence offended the mouth of the two men - Sakata Gintoki.
"Oh~ you look quite young, how old are you?" Deng Shi looked at Shi Yu and asked.
"It's 49, mother-in-law." Shi Yu said with a smile when he sat on the bench, "Hey, give me a drink~"
"……You are joking?!!"
"How could that be?" Shi Yu blinked, "I'm really 49~ But due to various reasons, my body and appearance are back to when I was in my 20s."
"If that's the case, your character is really good enough."
"Yes, yes~"
"What do you want to drink?" Dengshi turned around to get the wine.
"That, that! The red one!! It looks delicious!"
"Hey, you have a good eye."
"hey-hey."
"Hey, hey, what's going on with this picture of harmony among the elderly? Hey! Change to another one!!" Yin Shi jumped up with veins on his head and decisively flipped the table.
……
……
"Ah, I can't drink the delicious wine, what are you doing, Yinshi~" Shi Yu looked at Yinshi complainingly with a bulging face.
"If you want to drink, Ah Yin will accompany you to drink. If you drink with an old woman with a bad mouth, you will become a bad old man." Yinshi said lazily and perfunctorily.
At this moment, a missile flew by, just in front of Shi Yu and his party.
"Gui!!!!" The chestnut-haired boy carrying the cannon looked at the man who had fled to the roof viciously.
"Ahhh! The shogunate's lackeys still want to catch me and escape quickly, Kotaro, in his next life! Bye~~" Gui threw down a row of bombs, then jumped on his strange-looking mount and escaped.
"Don't try to run!!"
"...This is, what's going on?" Songyang watched with a foolish look as a war comedy was staged in a hurry, and then hurriedly exited, leaving only a strange scene of a messy street.
"Pfft!" Shi Yu suppressed a laugh.
"Pfft!" Yin Shi held back his laughter x 2.
Hello! !Wig Your heroic behavior was caught by the teacher! !shameful! !
"..." Song Yang raised his hand to cover his face, Katsura Kotaro, one of Yoshida Shoyo's favorite students, how can he say this...
"Yinshi, do you know where Gui lives? Take me there quickly! That white thing looks so cute~"
"That's not cute at all! It's just a wretched uncle! It's not as cute as Dad!"
"No no, hurry up, hurry up! I think Songyang can't help but want to see Kotaro soon~~"
"..."
No, I don't want to see him at all, okay?Shi Yu, you are taking this opportunity to take revenge!
absolute!
"MO! I can't stand Aru!! Why don't you talk!! It feels so embarrassing, Aru!!" Kagura slapped the table angrily with veins on his head.
"Children are just ignorant, and the morning time should be spent gracefully and quietly." Yinshi said with drooping dead fish eyes after taking a bite of curry.
"Yin-san, you are the most unqualified person to say this, and before that, why don't you change into your clothes first?!" Shinpachi stared at Yintoki who was eating at the table in boxer underwear with black eyes.
"New baji, human beings are naked when they eat at the beginning, and the clothes are just bibs."
"Are your clothes just bibs?!! Then just change all your clothes into bibs!!"
"...The relationship is so good~" Shi Yu took a spoonful of rice into his mouth and blinked, "Songyang has another bowl!"
"Hey! You've eaten too much!" Yinshi frowned and looked at Shiyu, "It's already the fifth bowl, and Ah Yin doubts whether he can support you if this goes on like this."
"Don't worry about this, Songyang will take care of me anyway~" Shi Yu looked at Songyang with a smile, "Hey~"
"This is naturally no problem." Songyang smiled and put the bowl in front of Shiyu.
"Oh, look." Shi Yu turned his head and looked at Yin Shi proudly.
"No, no, what 'oh lah look'! Are you showing off to Ah Yin that you have a stable pension insurance?! No matter how poor Ah Yin is, he still has enough money to give you carbohydrates and rice! Hey! Don't even think about running around!"
"Huh? Why?! What kind of carbohydrates and white rice are so shabby..." The disgusted face.
"Did you dislike your poor son the first time you saw him! You bastard dad!!"
"Is this the truth~" Shi Yu blinked innocently, with an aggrieved expression on his face.
"..." KUSO! !It’s been a few years since I’ve seen a big increase in my cuteness, bastard! !It's unscientific that you, a man in the second half of 40s and approaching [-], still love to be cute so much! !
By the way, what did you eat wrong and you didn't grow old at all, bastard! !
Songyang smiled. He had stayed on a planet full of beauties for almost ten years. If he couldn't even manage to be cute, he would be buried in the army of thousands of beauties and never see his day.
So on that beautiful planet, Shi Yu has long had an invisible title-the most cute man who is the originator of contrast cuteness.
Eh?you said I?Songyang smiled, I don't think you guys want to know.
"Hey, speaking of it, Shigure Jisang's personality is not at all the same as Yinsang's." Shinpachi looked at Shigure and blinked.
"The difference is that one is a cute guy and the other is a good-for-nothing guy~" Shi Yu tilted his head, then stuck out his tongue and licked off the rice grains from his mouth.
"..." The enemy's attack power is too strong and another child has been killed!
Shinpachi lay down on the table in frustration, why would he, a normal adolescent man, think that an uncle is cute?No matter how young you are, it can't change the setting that the other party is already old, which is full of slots! !
"Hey! Put away your morals! Our Hachi-chan is still a pure boy, Aru!" Kagura slapped the table.
Shi Yu shrugged, put the clean rice bowl on the table, and patted his stomach with satisfaction.
"I'm full~ Dingchun~cute Dingchun~let's go for a walk together~how about finding a beautiful dog sister and chatting with the turbulent beauty?" Shi Yu rushed to Dingchun Ruanruan on the hair.
"...Hey! Natural curly! Quickly get that old man with a mean smile off Dingchun! How could he seduce my Dingchun! Dingchun, you have a new love and forget it! I lost my old love, come back to me, Alu!!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Where did you see this?" Yinshi said, slapping the black line on Kagura's head with a slap.
"Yin Shi, Dad, I have doubts about your ability to educate children." Shi Yu squatted on Ding Chun and blinked.
"...In any case, it's better than a willful, irresponsible adult like you who casually throws the child aside." Yinshi looked aside with dead fish eyes.
Shi Yu curled his lips, as expected he still cared about it all the time.
When will this kid be more straightforward?
"Sorry, Yinshi." Shi Yu looked at Yinshi with a wry smile.
"No, it's nothing, I'm sorry for what you said." Yinshi scratched his head and looked at Shiyu, "You are my father."
"Next time, don't leave without saying a word. I can already take on the burden. It's enough for the old man to take care of himself safely behind his back!"
Shi Yu was stunned, his almond eyes turned into crescent moons when he smiled, he threw himself on Yinshi's body and raised his hands to rub Yinshi's curly hair.
"I've really grown up~ I can actually say nice things to my father, even though not long ago I was only acting like a baby~"
"Hey, hey! Don't rub Ah Yin's hair, hey!! It hurts! It's going to be bald, it's really going to be bald!!"
"Heh~" Songyang smiled.
Yinshi turned his head to look at Songyang who was watching the play.
"Hey, teacher..."
"What's the matter? Yinshi."
"What should I do with the dwarf cedar..."
"..."
With one arm around his restless father's waist, Yinshi looked at Songyang with some melancholy.
"..."
"...Jin Zhu is indeed the most extreme child." Talking about his favorite student, Songyang had a touch of nostalgia and melancholy in his eyes.
"So if the teacher sees Aoshan, please don't be merciless and beat up that 170, although the effect will not be too great..."
"Songyang beating Jinsuke, it must be very interesting~" Shi Yu said with his face propped up in one hand.
"Shiyu..." Songyang looked at Shiyu helplessly, the sad atmosphere was completely gone, okay?
What returned Song Yang was Shi Yu's shameless smile.
……
……
After breakfast, Yinshi is going to lead Shigure around Kabukicho.
"Hello, old woman."
Lifting the curtain of Toshi Bar, Gintoki said with drooping eyes.
"Why are you doing natural rolls? Come here early in the morning, and let me tell you that I don't have money to lend you to play marbles." Deng Shi squinted at Yinshi, smoking a cigarette.
"How could I be so shameless, Ah Yin? In fact, Ah Yin, I came to borrow money to buy "JUMP." Yinshi scratched his head and said.
"This is even more shameless, bastard!!"
"MA, I'm not joking with you anymore, I actually want to introduce you to two people."
"What, are you kidding...Where are you?" Deng Shi asked after puffing out his cigarette.
"Hey, are your ears real? Do you like to eat small dried fish?" Shi Yu looked at Catherine curiously while holding the dried fish with eyes wide open.
"What, what, brat, do you look down on my old lady?!"
"Hey~ I don't like it..." His tone suddenly became an octave of mourning, and the ears that had materialized behind him seemed to hang down.
"Uh..." Catherine twitched the corners of her mouth, why did she feel like she had done something out of conscience.
"Hey! Don't be so harsh, okay!!" Yin Shi pulled Shi Yu over with one hand, "I see clearly that it's not a meat ball! It's just Obasan with meat ball ears to create holes for himself. !"
"It's very rude, Yin Shi." Shi Yu blinked, "Even meatballs have elongated deformities. The real brave dare to face those disabled people with a normal heart."
"You're even more rude!!" Catherine roared.
"Sorry to trouble you." Songyang apologized gently.
"Uh, no, it's okay." Catherine, who was instantly captured by the gentle beauty, blushed and shy.
"Who are they?" Deng Shi raised his eyebrows and asked.
"This young man who is always confused about the situation is my father, and the black-bellied man who always smiles is my teacher."
One sentence offended the mouth of the two men - Sakata Gintoki.
"Oh~ you look quite young, how old are you?" Deng Shi looked at Shi Yu and asked.
"It's 49, mother-in-law." Shi Yu said with a smile when he sat on the bench, "Hey, give me a drink~"
"……You are joking?!!"
"How could that be?" Shi Yu blinked, "I'm really 49~ But due to various reasons, my body and appearance are back to when I was in my 20s."
"If that's the case, your character is really good enough."
"Yes, yes~"
"What do you want to drink?" Dengshi turned around to get the wine.
"That, that! The red one!! It looks delicious!"
"Hey, you have a good eye."
"hey-hey."
"Hey, hey, what's going on with this picture of harmony among the elderly? Hey! Change to another one!!" Yin Shi jumped up with veins on his head and decisively flipped the table.
……
……
"Ah, I can't drink the delicious wine, what are you doing, Yinshi~" Shi Yu looked at Yinshi complainingly with a bulging face.
"If you want to drink, Ah Yin will accompany you to drink. If you drink with an old woman with a bad mouth, you will become a bad old man." Yinshi said lazily and perfunctorily.
At this moment, a missile flew by, just in front of Shi Yu and his party.
"Gui!!!!" The chestnut-haired boy carrying the cannon looked at the man who had fled to the roof viciously.
"Ahhh! The shogunate's lackeys still want to catch me and escape quickly, Kotaro, in his next life! Bye~~" Gui threw down a row of bombs, then jumped on his strange-looking mount and escaped.
"Don't try to run!!"
"...This is, what's going on?" Songyang watched with a foolish look as a war comedy was staged in a hurry, and then hurriedly exited, leaving only a strange scene of a messy street.
"Pfft!" Shi Yu suppressed a laugh.
"Pfft!" Yin Shi held back his laughter x 2.
Hello! !Wig Your heroic behavior was caught by the teacher! !shameful! !
"..." Song Yang raised his hand to cover his face, Katsura Kotaro, one of Yoshida Shoyo's favorite students, how can he say this...
"Yinshi, do you know where Gui lives? Take me there quickly! That white thing looks so cute~"
"That's not cute at all! It's just a wretched uncle! It's not as cute as Dad!"
"No no, hurry up, hurry up! I think Songyang can't help but want to see Kotaro soon~~"
"..."
No, I don't want to see him at all, okay?Shi Yu, you are taking this opportunity to take revenge!
absolute!
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