Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

Yu Zhihong, whenever I am free, I will marry you.

Gu Duo lived in the barracks, and became acquainted with the neighbors within a few days.

For example, Lao Zhang, whose name is Zhang Quan, just got married the year before last and often misses his wife.The words on the lips are: "Look at my purse, my daughter-in-law made it!"

Gu Duo: "..."

For example, Yu Zhihong's adjutant, named Wang Yu, is dark and strong, the kind who can't see anyone at a glance in the dark.

He came to discuss matters with His Highness the Xian Wang, and Gu Duo was at the side to help him. Seeing that Yu Zhihong was about to get angry, he immediately ran to make jokes, which greatly relieved the work pressure of Adjutant Wang.

Then Gu Duo was kicked out because "military secrets should not be passed on to outsiders".

Another example is the real clerk in the army. His surname is Zhou and his name is Zhishan.

Gu Duo originally thought that civil servants were like Yu Zhihong, and he was disappointed.

Zhou Zhishan said: "You can't judge people by their appearance, you should pay attention to my inside."

Then, he chatted with Gu Duo about the anecdotes from all over the world for a day, and Yu Zhihong almost fell out of favor and stayed alone in the vacant room.

But no matter how noisy he was during the day, Gu Duo still came back to sleep with Yu Zhihong at night.

This person has a problem, he likes to rub and hug people especially in the middle of the night.

Yu Zhihong was not used to it at first, and when he woke up, he suffered from insomnia for half a night, and kept his eyes open until dawn.Gu Duo was still unconscious. When he woke up in the morning, he hugged him refreshedly and said, "Well, it's very comfortable to sleep with someone you like!"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Seeing that Yu Zhihong's expression was not good, he approached him with a smile and asked, "Hey, didn't you sleep well? Do you not like me?"

Even though he knew that he was asking pets to be good-looking, Yu Zhihong was a little embarrassed and couldn't make a joke, so he had to make excuses: "I'm going to patrol the camp at night."

Gu Duo said rather ashamedly: "I didn't feel it when you got up, you really slept so well."

Inexplicably, Yu Zhihong's face became hot.

It is normal for two men to sleep together. In the barracks, the tents of ordinary soldiers are still Datongpu.

Yu Zhihong advised himself not to worry about anything.

However, when Gu Duo rubbed against him early in the morning, showing some unspeakable reactions, His Royal Highness still felt that this matter should be entangled.

Gu Duo didn't take it seriously, and laughed and said, "Are you shy? It's okay, it's normal, just get used to it in the future. I'll help you."

Yu Zhihong wanted to hide, but due to special circumstances, his reaction was a step late, and Gu Duo had already grabbed him quickly and accurately.

Yu Zhihong: "!"

Gu Duoquan pretended that he didn't understand, and taught him very patiently: "Relax, I often do this in the morning, don't be shy."

Yu Zhihong: "You..."

"Yes, I will do the same, everyone is the same." While comforting him, Gu Duo practiced it unskillfully, and said in amazement, "It's so big!"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo said: "Why are you blushing? I heard that the bigger the better."

Yu Zhihong was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak, but the gate of life was caught in his hands, and he couldn't hide it.

Gu Duo acted as if he knew it well, but in fact he was not a veteran, he only knew the simplest method, and his techniques were jerky, completely out of instinct.

But he spoke very seriously: "Just hold it like this, and move it up and down. Yes, like this. It's not difficult. Would you like to try it yourself? Give me your hand!"

Yu Zhihong was grabbed by the hand, gritted his teeth, and turned his head in shame and indignation.

He doesn't even know what to do with himself.If he doesn't move, will Gu Duo "teach" him again?But if he moved, he could almost imagine how Gu Duo would boast in his ear: "You've learned well!"

His Royal Highness the Xian Wang has gone up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire in his life, but for the first time he knows what it means to burn all inside.

Yu Zhihong was twenty years old, he was not a child who had just learned about human affairs, so he didn't think it was a big deal.Let him solve it by himself, relieve it, take a shower, it doesn't matter.

But with the addition of Gu Duo, everything seems to have changed.It was as if someone stuffed a kitten with fluffy hair on his chest, scratching it with its soft nails, making his heart anxious.

Yu Zhihong felt that he was going crazy.

Fortunately, Gu Duo didn't say anything, just waited for him to disappear completely, and then opened his mouth and yawned: "You've been too long, I've been waiting for you so much that I almost woke up."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo laughed loudly: "Hahaha! Well, why are you so thin-skinned? It's okay, at worst, you can help me next time, so we can even it out one by one."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Yu Zhihong was always serious on weekdays, and he was a bit serious when he talked about serious matters. Gu Duo had long wanted to tease him, but this time he caught the opportunity and had a good time.

It was not until the camp was about to be broken that the two men came out of the tents.Being quietly looked at by the sergeants with probing and surprised eyes, Yu Zhihong pretended nothing happened, thinking: "At least we should buy him a separate mattress!"

It's just a little late.

Letting Gu Duo live in the army is a bit too much, but it can still be explained as appreciating his talent and intending to recruit him.

But after all, no one had been recruited, and Yu Zhihong didn't want to settle him down with much fanfare.One is that the specifications are not easy to determine, and the other is that he has to admit that he has selfish intentions and affections for keeping Gu Duo in this way, and if he asks others to do something, he will be suspected of abusing his personal rights.

So one drags two, two drags three, and now they have left Qinbei Pass, and if they walk forward for a few days, there may not be a town where they can buy new bedding.

As for those in the armament, His Royal Highness the Xian Wang naturally did not consider embezzling them.He "openly and aboveboard" believed that all Gu Duo's expenses should be taken from him.

Although others are far from caring about these minutiae.

King Xian led the army in southern Xinjiang for five years, and was almost invincible. He created the legend of "Daqi God of War", and fought all ethnic groups in southern Yunnan to be honest, and no one came to invade.

As soon as the birds are exhausted and the bow is hidden, as soon as the external troubles are eliminated, the internal troubles will come. There are many disputes against Yu Zhihong in the court, led by the eldest prince. Many people think that the virtuous king is too aggressive and belligerent. You can "take a step back".

Today, His Majesty has only two sons, and the reason for these disputes is really in Sima Zhao's heart.However, the three of them became tigers, His Majesty was suspicious, and this year he took advantage of the conflict in the northern border to recall Yu Zhihong from the southwest, and improvised a "Northern Conquest Army" and asked him to lead the troops to the expedition.

The seventeen tribes in the northern border have been at odds with Daqi for a long time, and there are often small-scale conflicts, but they often fail to fight.This temporary army has mostly symbolic meanings, purely to promote the country's prestige and deter it.

Most of the people in the army were drawn from the idle army. They had never been on the battlefield, their training was irregular, and they were so lazy that they had the temperament of street thugs.It was Yu Zhihong who had been trained for half a month before he could barely pull him out to meet people.

They didn't even care about going to war, let alone a quilt; Gu Duo was very fond of playing, and would get into the crowd when he had nothing to do, and perform martial arts together. It seemed that he was much more popular than Yu Zhihong, and everyone wanted him to settle down here.

Yu Zhihong was also worried that Gu Duo would give up and leave after leaving the customs because of the boring schedule.Now it seems that it is too much to think.

As long as a person wants to play, even straws can play tricks.

If you don't go to the army, you get up early and have dinner, and Yu Zhihong goes to deal with military affairs, and Gu Duo goes to the drill ground to mess around.All kinds of weapons have something in common, and he can also play with other swords, guns, arrows and halberds, and compete with others one by one.

Anyone who can stay in the army for a few years has a little bit of a secret battlefield feeling in his heart. He may be timid if he really goes to the battlefield, but he will definitely think about it if he doesn't go to the battlefield.We are all young people of average age, and each of us has the strength to not admit defeat in our hearts. After the competition, the progress of the training is making rapid progress.

On the days of marching, Gu Duo usually followed Yu Zhihong, with a leaf on the left and a flower on the right, or weaved it into delicate gadgets, or stuffed it directly on Yu Zhihong's body.

The most successful time, he quietly put a small red flower on the head of His Royal Highness King Xian, without being noticed all afternoon.Adjutant Wang came to report several times, holding back his laughter and making his stomach sour.

After Yu Zhihong found out at night, he didn't say anything, just put flowers on Gu Duo's head.

Gu Duo didn't think he was ugly, on the contrary, he boasted that he had blossomed everywhere.

Wang Yu quietly grabbed him, and persuaded him: "Little Gu, you should give the prince some face. Whatever you two do in private, as long as the prince has no objection, you can turn the world upside down. But now he is in command of the whole army, and he has to win majesty."

Gu Duo understood, and stopped during the day.

Yu Zhihong didn't fall into his hands. At first, he was afraid that he would suffocate him, so he was wary for a while, and found that Gu Duo was really honest, but he didn't quite get used to it. He asked, "Are you unhappy these days?"

Gu Duo lay on the bed carelessly, playing with Yu Zhihong's hair: "No, I'm very happy. Don't move!!"

Yu Zhihong ignored his movements and said, "Okay. What are you doing?"

Gu Duo said: "Tie a knot. When Brother Zhang got married, his wife tied the two people's hair into a concentric knot and put it in his purse. I like it and try it out."

Yu Zhihong subconsciously dodged when he heard the "concentric knot".Gu Duo yelled "Ouch", and gripped his scalp and complained, "I told you not to move, it's almost there! It hurts."

Yu Zhihong sighed: "Come here, I'll rub it for you."

Gu Duo moved his head closer and looked at him with bright eyes.

Yu Zhihong put his hands on his head, rubbed it and said, "Zhang Quan and his wife are husband and wife. You can't do this casually with others."

Gu Duo took it for granted: "You are not someone else."

Yu Zhihong said: "Except for husband and wife, they are all other people."

"That's it." Gu Duo said, "I understand."

The longer we knew each other, the more Yu Zhihong discovered that Gu Duo had an almost innate romanticism.

He is proficient in swordsmanship and loves to drink, so he knows these things like the back of his hand.But except for wine and swords, he seems to have a half-knowledge of everything in this world, and he is full of curiosity.

Yu Zhihong didn't know how this man survived in the Jianghu, so he had to tell him all the things in the world carefully, so as to save some fool from being cheated away and give back the counting money.

But at this time, Gu Duo clearly agreed well, but Yu Zhihong's heart ached for no reason, and he didn't speak any more.

Gu Duo was thinking about his own calculations, and he didn't feel that the atmosphere was wrong at all. After he finished his calculations, he suddenly asked: "So if I'm husband and wife with you, I'm not counted as someone else?"

Yu Zhihong suddenly raised his head, as if he had been burned, and looked at him in disbelief.

Gu Duo was triumphant, as if he had solved a peerless problem: "Then let's be husband and wife!"

Yu Zhihong closed his eyes, suppressed the rapid joy in his heart, and asked in a deep voice, "Do you know what a husband and wife are?"

Gu Duo said: "I know. For example, you are someone else now; if you are a husband and wife, you are my wife. Then you and I are the closest in the world."

He said solemnly: "Well, Yu Zhihong, I know that if I sleep with someone else, I will be responsible. I have no intention of reneging on the debt. I will marry you whenever I am free... If you are not busy, you can do it now!"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

After listening to this "confession", King Xian calmed down a lot, but he was so worried that his head was getting bigger.

The author says:

Gu Duo: I will marry you!

Yu Zhihong: Good.

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